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Greetingcardtagart.png Holiday Greeting Cards
Click HERE to view our selection of hard to find holiday cards, along with fun cards for birthdays or "just because!"
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Click here to visit this page and check out all of our fun products for budding scientists!
atheist freethinker stocking christmas yule hannukkah fireplace santa Atheist Holiday Stocking
We are currently out of this item and will not be receiving any more before the holidays. Okay so just because you don't celebrate Christmas doesn't mean you can't hang up your stocking for Santa! Cute design is festive yet true to your beliefs (or lack thereof). Brightly colored embellished felt showcasing scientific concepts. Standard stocking size measures 15.5" high by 7.75" wide at toe.
G-AxialTilt.gif Axial Tilt Holiday Magnet Price: $3.90
Just as all our scientific customers have always known - Axial Tilt is the reason for the season! The winter holidays have been known by many names over the centuries, and we finally have an accurate depiction! Complete with all the regalia of stockings and lights, it would make a great gift for yourself or anyone on your list! Magnet measures 2.5" x 3.5". Click on image for a close-up of the design.
Q-FSMSpagVinylBk.gif Flying Spaghetti Monster
Our most popular deity, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, has His very own page! Click here to see all the noodly goodies!
Richard Dawkins Foundation Science Reason DNA tie Colorado Springs Dawkins Festive 2-sided Porcelain/Ceramic Ornament Price: $13.00
Atheists can celebrate the real reason for the season - Science! And this ornament features the logo leader of the Freethought movement, Richard Dawkins, in a festive hat. Comes ready for the tree, review mirror, or wall with a ribbon hanger. Click on image for a close up of the full-color design!
FSM Noodly Holiday Glass Ornament Price: $13.00
His Holy Noodlyness wishes all a festive holiday season! Complete with a Menorah, candy cane, and sprig of holly, he is including many symbols of celebration. Horizontal oval glass ornament measures 2.75" x 3.5". Select either with or without His closing prayer, Ramen. Comes ready for the tree, review mirror, or wall with a ribbon hanger. Click on image for a close up of the full-color design!
M-CustPhotOrnCera.png Custom Photo Ceramic Holiday Ornament Price: $14.00
Everyone has a photo that would make an adorable ornament and a cherished gift. Well, we at EvolveFISH are here to help! Now you can send us any photo and we will create the keepsake for you! Double sided ceramic ornament measures nearly 3" in diameter and features gracefully scalloped edges. Arrives in a gift box with gold string for hanging.
M-CustPhotOrnGlas.png Custom Photo Glass Holiday Ornament Price: $14.00
You know that amazing photo that you've been wanting to get made into something holiday gift-worthy? Well, now you can! Just send us any photo and we will create the perfect keepsake for you! Oval glass ornament measures 2.75" x 3.5" and features a fancy cut beveled edge. Arrives in a gift box with string for hanging.
M-HumanlightOrn.png Happy HumanLight Oval Glass Ornament Price: $13.00
HumanLight is Humanism's winter holiday celebration, occurring on December 23rd. You can find fun events planned in your area by clicking here. Glass ornament comes ready for the tree, review mirror, or wall, complete with a ribbon hanger. Measures 3.5" x 2.75".
Yule Pagan Wiccan Witch holiday December  Solstice Sun Son Yule Oval Glass Ornament Price: $13.00
Our quality glass ornament celebrates Yule, and the rebirth of the Sun! (When those silly Christians adopted the Pagan holiday as their own they kept the slogan the same, just changed the meaning - to Son - in an attempt to convert others.) Measures 2.75" x 3.5". Click on image for a close-up of the design.
holiday ornament Christmas tree solstice earth axis seasons December Axial Tilt Oval Glass Ornament Price: $13.00
For anyone who is sick and tired of the "Jesus is the Reason for the Season" nonsense, here is the plain truth - Axial Tilt is the reason for the season! The position of the sun in relation to the Earth has been celebrated since the time of Ancient Egypt. Glass ornament comes ready for the tree, review mirror, or wall with a ribbon hanger. Measures 2.75" x 3.5". Click on image for a close-up of the design.
M-PirateOrnGold.gif Pirate Fish Metallic Gold Hanging Ornament Price: $7.95
This shiny happy Pirate Fish pays homage to His Noodlyness the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Perfect for your Happy Holiday tree or anywhere else you'd like to hang it. Thin stamped metal, 2" long, 1.5" wide. Includes gold tassel for hanging. Available in gold finish. Arrives gift boxed. Limited quantity.
Cthulhu lovecraft h.p. howard phillips ry'leh call of the christmas hanukkah ornament tree Cthulhu Ornament, Green with Santa Hat Price: $8.00
This adorable Cthulhu ornament is a perfect addition to any holiday tree! The monstrous beast hardly looks terrifying in his festive Santa hat, despite the numerous tentacles! Ornament measures 4.5" long by 2.75" wide and .5" deep (with hat). Comes boxed with string for hanging. Hand made of clay so each is a personal piece of art!
M-TellAthSantaOrn.gif Telling an Atheist they're Going to Hell Ornament Price: $13.00
Telling an Atheist they're Going to Hell is like telling an Adult they wont be getting any Gifts from Santa. Perfect for your Freethinking holiday gathering or any time of the year! Check the more info page for a closer look!
flying spaghetti monster FSM holidays glass ornament tree ramen pirate argh festivus FSM Emblem Ornament Price: $8.00
The perfect lil addition to your Holiday tree! Just like the emblem, but smaller and...dare I say...cuter?! Ornament measures 1.25" x 2.5". Choose either gold or silver finish. Includes matching tassel for hanging.
M-OrnPir.gif Pirate Fish Emblem Ornament Price: $8.00
Hail the pirate, beloved of all the FSM's children! Celebrate the Chosen ones with this adorable, sturdy tree decor! Ornament measures 1 7/8” x 1 1/8”. Choose either gold or silver finish. Includes matching tassel for hanging.
M-HumanLightBall.gif HumanLight Tree Ornament Price: $10.00
Large glass ornaments measures 3.5" in diameter. Reclaim the idea of decorating a holiday tree for the HumanLight celebration! Made in the U.S.A. Go to HumanLight.Org for more information. Limited quantities available.
M-CirAthOrn.png Circle Atheist Symbol 2-sided Porcelain/Ceramic Ornament Price: $13.00
So many of us put up holiday trees or know folks that do that we're offering a full range of ornaments! Now you too can express your Freethought/Atheist beliefs. Comes ready for the tree, review mirror, or wall with a gold hanger. Measures almost 3" in diameter.
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The Coexist message is always a hit this time of year! Click here to view our most popular line!
M-AtheistMousePads.gif Non-Believers Mouse Pad Price: $9.00
This is a nice way to share your ideas without being too direct. And you get to select with Atheist or Humanist image best fits your outlook. The A inside several circles (atom symbol) was the first modern recognized Atheist symbol. It was adopted by the American Atheists. The A with a single circle around it was the winner of a selection contest held by Atheist Alliance International. The red A with a thin leg is being used by the Dawkins "Out Campaign". The Human-like characters are used by the American Humanist Association.
Hey! Who’s Up for a Miracle, Buddy Christ magnet Price: $3.90
Here he is - the Buddy Christ! Popularized by George Carlin in a Matt Damon/Ben Affleck parody of religious dogma, the Buddy Christ is the iconic symbol of what a deity should be! Our rendition even features the passionate heart o'flame filled with burning love. Magnet measures 3" x 2".
Darwin origin of species holiday greeting card agnostic atheist father of evolution Santa Darwin Magnet Price: $3.90
Charles Darwin is wearing his festive holiday garb, ready to celebrate right along with you! Celebrate Science and Reason this holiday season and display him with pride. Magnet measures 2" x 3". Also available as a greeting card. Click on image for a close-up of the design.
EvolveFISH car emblem Evolve fish darwin fish atheist auto plaque car emblem  Evolve fish auto emblem freethought humanist Evolve Fish Silver Emblem Price: $6.00 Evolve Fish Silver Emblem
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EvolveFISH! As a car emblem, its available in plastic, or metal with chrome plating ($13 more) , two different sizes and with a tape attachment or a small magnet backing. Plus we offer the design on caps, stickers and more. sticker format, also a cap, a vinyl cut-out sticker and also a lapel pin

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Merry Christ-Less button holidays yule solstice atheist agnostic Merry Christ-Less button Price: $2.00
Merry Christ-Less button. Wear this great new button to let everyone know you will be enjoying the holiday season without letting religion spoil the fun! Diameter: 2-1/4"
M-TenReasBeerGlassDETAIL.png Top Ten Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus Glass Price: $8.00
Our pint glass proudly proclaims, in easy to read type, just why beer is better than Jesus. Makes a great gift for those heathen, Atheist friends of yours, or for those Christian and Catholic relatives with a sense of humor! Also makes the perfect hostess gift at those holiday parties - sorry, beer not included!
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B-OhCome.gif O Come Let Us Ignore Him button Price: $2.00
O Come Let Us Ignore Him button. Here's one for disgruntled carol singers everywhere! In festive red, white and green, you can wear this xmas dissident's button with pride. Diameter: 2-1/4"
B-WhyBelieve.gif Why Believe In A God? button Price: $2.00
Why Believe In A God? button. Why let religion spoil the holiday season? It's a good question all of you Freethinkers should be asking, so wear this button with pride, and may we be the first to wish you a merry Christ-less! Diameter: 2-1/4"
T-MayHisNoodFSMR.png FSM May His Noodly Appendages... T-Shirt Price: $20.00
Our newest tribute to his Holy Noodlyness The Flying Spaghetti Monster is now available in shirt form! (We also have this image as a greeting card and a magnet.) Full text reads: May His Noodly Appendages Touch You This Holiday Season. Well, we can only hope! Choose your size AND shirt color from the drop-down below. Click on image for a close-up of the design.
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T-WhyBelieveGod.png Why Believe In A God? t-shirt Price: $20.00
Why Believe In A God? t-shirt. Why indeed! Here is the t-shirt of the American Humanist Association's new 'bus billboard' campaign. This pale blue with navy trim 'ringer' t-shirt features bold green 'n' red text, and is decorated with five seasonal snowflakes. (Women's style does not have navy trim.) Wear this, and you are guaranteed to start some interesting conversations! Choose your size from the drop-down menu.
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Q-EvolveFishWt.png evolve fish with wrench atheist fish evolvefish decal evolve fish vinyl cutout sticker atheist fish science EvolveFISH Symbol Vinyl Cut-Out Sticker Price: $4.00
Here is our classic Evolve Fish symbol! This evolved tool user looks great on laptops, car windows, office doors and much more. Say it with a FISH!!
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Recycling Symbol green vinyl cut-out sticker environmental pollution emissions reduce re-use repair Recycling Symbol Vinyl cut-out sticker Price: $5.00
Recycling Symbol vinyl cut-out sticker. Here's a piece of graphic art we are seeing more and more. As we stretch the Earth's meager resources to breaking point, reducing and re-using the vast amounts of consumer products becomes more and more important.
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G-SoWhrFPonysmaller.gif So Where's My F**n Pony? Magnet Price: $3.90
She's been praying hard all year, so she expects a reward for her efforts! Did God or Santa hear any of her sincere, heartfelt prayers? Dimensions: 2" x 3"
atheist worship coffee atheism coffee is god humanism coffee is god atheist science humanist science UU unitarian coffee hour I May be an Atheist but I Still Worship Coffee Magnet Price: $3.90
"I may be an Atheist, but I still worship Coffee!" Some say that we humans have an innate need to worship. So it may as well be something we can put our hands (or mouths) on! Heck, we don't even need to pray to coffee to receive its caffeinated blessings! Now that's something we can believe in!
G-GodsDontKillPeople.jpg Gods Don't Kill People. People with Gods kill People magnet Price: $3.90
Gods Don't Kill People. People with Gods kill People magnet. And who invented those gods in the first place? Hmmm, the human race might just be its own worst enemy sometimes. Dimensions: 3" x 2"
M-GetOutofHellFree.jpg Get Out of Hell Free Card Price: $2.00
This bright orange, heavy cardstock business-sized card is the perfect retort for sanctimonious busybodies concerned about the ultimate disposition of your soul! Also a fun icebreaker at parties, as well as an eyebrow raising "gift" in holiday greeting cards. Pack of 10 cards.
M-GetOutofHellFreeStamps.jpg Get Out of Hell Free Stamp Sheet Price: $1.50
A sheet of 25 self-adhesive "Get Out of Hell Free" stamps, suitable for jazzing up your mailing envelopes and other correspondence. (Word to the wise: not valid for postage!) Individual stamp dimensions: 3/4 x 1/2 inches (1.9cm x 1.3cm). If you've purchased these, tell us where you've stuck 'em!
M-GetOutofHellFreeWallet.jpg Plastic "Get Out of Hell Free" wallet card Price: $4.00
A personal salvation card guaranteeing your soul's escape from (un)holy damnation. Carry it around in your wallet or purse - you never know when you might need it! Made from tough plastic, the same size and shape as a regular credit card. 3-3/8" x 2-1/8".
M-DarwinCrystalCube.gif Charles Darwin Crystal Optical Cube Price: $35.00
This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into a perfect crystal. It's an impressive 2.5 x 2.5 x 3" and is hefty, weighing in at almost 2 pounds. While it of course makes a convenient paperweight, it is a beautiful work of art that would do any scientist's, student's, or creative thinker's desk proud. Arrives in satin lined box ready to gift.
M-DNAHelixCube-box.jpg DNA Molecule Display Crystal Optical Cube Price: $35.95
An optically perfect crystal cube with a 3-dimensional DNA molecule etched into the center. The Self-Replicating Molecule DNA's structure is shown here, giving the location of the atoms and bonding in the two sugar-phosphate backbones and the central bases. Hydrogen bonds hold the bases (rungs) together. About thirty five base pairs are shown, which is a tiny fragment of a real gene. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. At 1.25" square by 3 3/4" tall it makes a convenient paperweight. This has many uses, perfect as a gift, great for classroom demonstrations, even better to just enjoy this work of art. This comes in a great presentation box.
M-MendelCrystalCube.gif Gregor Mendel Crystal Optical Cube Price: $35.00
Gregor Mendel Crystal. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into a crystal. Whether you use it as a paperweight or an objet d'art, it is sure to make an impressive statement! For another view, click on the image. Arrives in satin lined box ready to gift. Dimensions: 2.5 x 2.5 x 3".
M-H1N1OptCube.gif H1N1 Virus Crystal Optical Cube Price: $39.95
Ever wondered what the H1N1 virus really looks like? Wonder no more since here it is presented artistically as a beautiful virus. You can see the shape with the receptor sites sticking out. The protein coat is obvious - just a wonderful example of what this nasty virus really looks like. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. At 3" square, it makes a convenient paperweight. Any who sees this magnificent sculpture will be instantly drawn to it's beauty. One of a kind, this is something you will fall in love with at first sight.
M-ChromOptCube.gif Human Chromosome Crystal Optical Cube Price: $49.95
This is an optical cube of human chromosomes. This 80 mm x 80 mm (3.2 inches) solid glass cube contains as 46 human chromosomes. It is very heavy. The only one of its kind anywhere This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. At 3" square, it makes a convenient paperweight. Any who sees this magnificent sculpture will be instantly drawn to it's beauty. One of a kind, this is something you will fall in love with at first sight. This is modeled after actual scanning electron microscope (SEM) images of human chromsomes. These are the real thing. Click on the name or picture for more details.
T-Abstinence.png Abstinence 99.99% Effective shirt Price: $20.00
You hear a lot of talk about teaching abstinence to help combat the teenage pregnancy rate. Hmmmm. Looks like it is NOT 100 percent birth control according to the Virgin Mary! Get a couple laughs, some dirty looks and if you are lucky a middle finger with this shirt! Click the title to see more detail!
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fsm flying spaghetti monster holiday noodly bobby henderson May His Noodly Appendages holiday magnet Price: $3.90
"May his Noodly Appendages Touch You This Holiday Season" graces this magnet along with a candy cane, holly leaf and Menorah candle display. FSM has all your holiday needs covered. We also have this design as a greeting card. View it here.
G-MerryXmasScience.gif Merry Xmas Science Sleigh magnet with evolved team pulling Price: $3.90
Merry Xmas Science Sleigh magnet with evolved team pulling it to bring home the concept of Science this holiday season. The design has a evolving series of humanoids pull the Xmas sleigh that shows a DNA design and the word Science. We did have "Santa" on the sleigh, but we dumped him out in favor of something more real. We also have this design as a greeting card; you can view it here.
Flatter Jesus Or He’ll Burn you in Hell Magnet Price: $3.90
Be mighty in your praise, or ye shall be smoted! This clever magnet encourages flattery of the Holy Son lest you incur his wrath. Of course, inside the cross rests the statement "but don't forget he loves you!" Aw. Doesn't that make you feel warm and tingly all over?! Click on image for a close-up.
S-WhyBelieveInAGod.gif Why Believe In A God? Just be good for goodness' sake sticker Price: $2.00
Why Believe In A God? sticker. You'd better watch out - the American Humanists are about! We think the winter holidays are better spent without all those imaginary bloodthirsty beasts spoiling the festive season. This is our version of the American Humanist Association's new 'bus billboard' campaign sticker - All the best buses in Washington DC are wearing one of these! Premium quality, hand made sticker, dimensions: 11" x 3"
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FOX News The More You Watch... sticker. If it comes out of the mouth of a FOX News talking head, you know it's gonna be 100% nonsense. Keeping millions of Americans scared and ignorant, the 24/7 FOX bombardment of BS is the Republicans' #1 weapon. But then, we always have the power to switch it off... Choose your size below.
We also offer this as a button. Click Here
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Why Believe In A God? sticker Humanists Atheists Agnostics non-believers godless Americans Why Believe In A God? 6" x 4" sticker Price: $2.00
Why Believe In A God? 6" x 4" sticker. Why is there still so much dark ages superstition around in the 21st century? Science and reason have explained the wonders of the world we live in, but those all-powerful gods are still nowhere to be seen. And yet billions of people continue to live good ethical lives, even without gods around to (mis)guide them!
S-AtheismIsntReligion.gif Atheism Isn't a Religion; It's a Personal Relationship with Reality Sticker Price: $2.00
Atheism Isn't a Religion; It's a Personal Relationship with Reality is a great take off on the modern-day baptist favorite meme of their own "personal relationship with jesus". At least the atheist's relationship is with something REAL. Reality This "make 'em stop and think" sticker looks great not only on the back of a car, but a work bulletin board, filing cabinet, refrigerator, right wingers' foreheads... The possibilities are endless! We can also put this sticker on a magnet. Just select the magnet backing below. This will let you move the "sticker" around to various places. Your car. Your file cabinet. Your refrigerator. Your rental car. Your friend's rental car. The tailgate of a long-haul truck.
M-MCurieBobbleHeadDETAIL.png Madame Marie Curie Bobble Head Price: $24.95
The famous Madame Curie was a pioneer in the field of Chemistry and specifically radioactivity (a term she coined). She discovered two elements - radium and polonium, and won the Nobel Prize for Chemistry in 1911. This 7" tall bobblehead pays her great tribute and is decorative reverence for any science lover!
Santa Jesus magnet dress up Christmas holiday costume tree Christmas Time Magnetic Jesus Dress-Up kit Price: $12.00
This is the authentic Christmas Time Jesus Dress Up Refrigerator Magnet kit! The Jesus on the cross cut-out serves as a base for the kit's many accessories. Hours of seasonal cross-dressing fun for you and yours! Also great for filing cabinets, metal stands, and anywhere that needs some dress up fun! Dimensions: 11" x 8" (28cm x 21cm).
M-DNAHelStat.gif DNA Helix Statue, 7” tall Price: $16.00
This charming 7" full color, high quality plastic statue makes a great desk accessory. Also would complement a science themed chotchke shelf.
T-TellingAthSanta.png Telling an Atheist they're Going to Hell Shirt Price: $20.00
Telling an Atheist they're Going to Hell is like telling an Adult they wont be getting any Gifts from Santa. Perfect for your Freethinking holiday gathering or any time of the year! Check the more info page for a closer look!
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Back Stabbing Trash Talking bitch slapping christian republican trailer GOP fascist warmonger baptist fundamentalist Button Back Stabbing, Trash Talking, Bitch Slapping Christian button Price: $2.00
Back Stabbing Trash Talking Bitch Slapping Christian Button. Hmmm... does this sound like your mad uncle from Alabama?? Great gag gift for your Christian friends! Diameter: 1-1/4" (3cm).
K-DecWar.jpg The December Wars: Religious Symbols and Ceremonies in the Public Square Price: $27.00
By Albert J. Menendez.
Examines the conflict about the nature and meaning of Christmas. Traces this dispute as far back as the fourth century,when Catholic orthodoxy turned Christmas into a major propaganda tool as well as a religious observance.
Hardcover, 170 pages.
M-HumanLight.jpg HumanLight Candle Price: $10.00
A white votive candle sits inside this frosted glass vessel, which is 2-1/2" (6.35 cm) high and 1-3/4" (4.45cm) in diameter. Light up the winter darkness with HumanLight ambiance! Made in the USA!
Go to HumanLight.Org for more information.
K-DevilsDictionaries.jpg The Devil's Dictionaries Price: $49.95
By Ambrose Bierce & Chaz Bufe.
RARE - this book is out of print and we only have one copy left. Great for a collector!
This much-expanded second edition of The Devil's Dictionaries combines the best 200+ definitions from Ambrose Bierce's classic The Devil's Dictionary with 500+ definitions from its best modern successor, Chaz Bufe's American Heretic's Dictionary (newly revised and expanded).
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