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Holiday Greeting Cards Click here to view our selection of hard to find holiday cards, along with fun cards for birthdays or "just because!" Order Checkout	Science Toys for Kids! Click here to visit this page and check out all of our fun products for budding scientists! Order Checkout	Axial Tilt Holiday Magnet $3.90 Just as all our scientific customers have always known - Axial Tilt is the reason for the season! The winter holidays have been known by many names over the centuries, and we finally have an accurate depiction! Complete with all the regalia of stockings and lights, it would make a great gift for yourself or anyone on your list! Click on image for a close-up of the design.
Flying Spaghetti Monster Our most popular deity, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, has His very own page! Click here to see all the noodly goodies! Order Checkout	Coexist Products The Coexist message is always a hit this time of year! Click here to view our most popular line! Order Checkout	Non-Believers Mouse Pad $9.00 This is a nice way to share your ideas without being too direct. And you get to select with Atheist or Humanist image best fits your outlook. The A inside several circles (atom symbol) was the first modern recognized Atheist symbol. It was adopted by the American Atheists. The A with a single circle around it was the winner of a selection contest held by Atheist Alliance International. The red A with a thin leg is being used by the Dawkins "Out Campaign". The Human-like characters are used by the American Humanist Association.
Hey! Who’s Up for a Miracle, Buddy Christ magnet $3.90 Here he is - the Buddy Christ! Popularized by George Carlin in a Matt Damon/Ben Affleck parody of religious dogma, the Buddy Christ is the iconic symbol of what a deity should be! Our rendition even features the passionate heart o'flame filled with burning love. Magnet measures 3" x 2".	Santa Darwin Magnet $3.90 Charles Darwin is wearing his festive holiday garb, ready to celebrate right along with you! Celebrate Science and Reason this holiday season and display him with pride. Magnet measures 2" x 3". Also available as a greeting card. Click on image for a close-up of the design.	Darwin Fish Emblems The classic Darwinfish 5" x 2" emblems (car plaques) come with 2-way tape for mounting on cars or other smooth surfaces. The 3" emblems are magnets, designed for indoor display on refrigerators, computer cases, locker doors or any steel surface. See our Darwin fish plaque stickers and T-shirts! 5-Inch Silver $6.00 5-Inch Gold $6.00 3-Inch Gold Magnet $7.00 3-Inch Silver Magnet $7.00
Evolve Silver Emblem $6.00 EvolveFISH! We now have two sizes available; the original 5" x 2" silver tool user and a 3" x 1.25" mini version. The next step on evolution's ladder comes with a two-way adhesive strip on the back. Choose a standard tape backing or, for removable fun, select an attached magnetic backing for $1.00 more. This design is also available in regular sticker format, also a cap, a vinyl cut-out sticker and also a lapel pin. The Evolve fish emblem is copyrighted and is the trademark of EvolveFISH.com. No unauthorized use is permitted. Thanks for your understanding, and don't be fooled by all those imitators!	Merry Christ-Less button $2.00 Merry Christ-Less button. Wear this great new button to let everyone know you will be enjoying the holiday season without letting religion spoil the fun! Diameter: 2-1/4"	Top Ten Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus $8.00 Our newly designed pint glass proudly proclaims, in easy to read type, just why beer is better than Jesus. Makes a great gift for those heathen, Atheist friends of yours, or for those Christian and Catholic relatives with a sense of humor! Also makes the perfect hostess gift at those holiday parties - sorry, beer not included! Great for any consumable liquid. The "Top Ten Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus" list we use is shown below. You can order a single glass or a two pack, which is specially priced.Click on image for a close-up. (The shipping is expensive, so we set it up to share the pain over two glasses.... we're sure you have a beer drinking buddy in need of enlightenment!) Click on the picture to read all ten reasons.
O Come Let Us Ignore Him button $2.00 O Come Let Us Ignore Him button. Here's one for disgruntled carol singers everywhere! In festive red, white and green, you can wear this xmas dissident's button with pride. Diameter: 2-1/4"	Why Believe In A God? button $2.00 Why Believe In A God? button. Why let religion spoil the holiday season? It's a good question all of you Freethinkers should be asking, so wear this button with pride, and may we be the first to wish you a merry Christ-less! Diameter: 2-1/4"	Why Believe In A God? Just be good for goodness' sake sticker $2.00 Why Believe In A God? sticker. You'd better watch out - the American Humanists are about! We think the winter holidays are better spent without all those imaginary bloodthirsty beasts spoiling the festive season. This is our version of the American Humanist Association's new 'bus billboard' campaign sticker - All the best buses in Washington DC are wearing one of these! Premium quality, hand made sticker, dimensions: 11" x 3"
FSM May His Noodly Appendages... T-Shirt $20.00 Our newest tribute to his Holy Noodlyness The Flying Spaghetti Monster is now available in shirt form! (We also have this image as a greeting card and a magnet.) Full text reads: May His Noodly Appendages Touch You This Holiday Season. Well, we can only hope! Choose your size AND shirt color from the drop-down below. Click on image for a close-up of the design.	Why Believe In A God? t-shirt $18.00 Why Believe In A God? t-shirt. Why indeed! Here is the t-shirt of the American Humanist Association's new 'bus billboard' campaign. This pale blue with navy trim 'ringer' t-shirt features bold green 'n' red text, and is decorated with five seasonal snowflakes. Wear this, and you are guaranteed to start some interesting conversations! Choose your size from the drop-down menu.	Why Believe In A God? 6" x 4" sticker $2.00 Why Believe In A God? 6" x 4" sticker. Why is there still so much dark ages superstition around in the 21st century? Science and reason have explained the wonders of the world we live in, but those all-powerful gods are still nowhere to be seen. And yet billions of people continue to live good ethical lives, even without gods around to (mis)guide them!
American Atheists Atom Pendant $20.00 This stylish Atheist Atom pendant is available in two finishes; a 14K gold plate or silver plating (the silver plating is really Rhodium, a metal similar to the look and feel of silver but doesn't tarnish and wears better.) Choose your preference from the drop down menu below. The dimension for this pendant is 1-5/8" (4.1cm) in diameter, and a matching 18" (45.7cm) chain is included. Also available as a vinyl cutout sticker. Click Here for more information regarding the different Atheist symbols.	Happy Humanist Necklace Happy Humanist symbol available as a blue-on-silver, black-on-gold, or black-on-silver charm on a chain. Hang this around your favorite positive thinker! Dimensions: 1/2 x 3/4 inches (1.27cm x 1.9cm). Black on Silver $7.00 Black on Gold $7.00 Blue on Silver $7.00	New Atheist Symbol Pendant $16.00 The pendant measures 1" in diameter, while the accompanying chain is 21" long with a lobster clasp. The new atheist symbol is recognized as a symbol of atheism all over the world. The shiny metal pendant is currently available in in several colors, and a matching pin. As of April 2, we experiencing a run on these items. We currently have a few of the black and a few or the rose colored remaining. We expect a restock by April 17. If you can accept a different color, let us know and we'll email you details on what we can send. Otherwise, our system will hold your order until the re-supply occurs, then automatically ship the item. Click Here for more information regarding the different Atheist symbols.
EvolveFISH Symbol Vinyl Cut-Out Sticker $4.00 Here is our classic Evolve Fish symbol, in a cut-out vinyl sticker. Available in a 13" large or 5" small, in a range of colors. These look great on laptops, car windows, office doors and much more. Say it with a FISH!! Choose from our 5" (length; 2" width) or giant 13" (length; 5" width). Also, choose from our standard exterior style (to go on the outside of a vehicle or on any other surface) or the interior reversed version(to go on the inside of a vehicle. (If you are looking for a static cling removable EvolveFISH., click here.	Scarlet 'A' Dawkins Skinny Atheist Symbol Vinyl cut-out sticker $5.00 Scarlet 'A' Dawkins Skinny Atheist Symbol Red Vinyl cut-out sticker. Richard Dawkins' new atheist logo is classy, instantly recognizable, and entirely free of 'olde-worlde' religious dogma! Sold in package of 2 Available in red or white; and as a reversed (mirror) image for application to the interior of a window. Dimensions: approx. 4" x 4" Click Here for more information regarding the different Atheist symbols.	Recycling Symbol green vinyl cut-out sticker $5.00 Recycling Symbol green vinyl cut-out sticker. Here's a piece of graphic art we are seeing more and more. As we stretch the Earth's meager resources to breaking point, reducing and re-using the vast amounts of consumer products becomes more and more important. The mini (2") and regular (approximately 5")have two in a package.
So Where's My Fn Pony? Magnet $3.90** She's been praying hard all year, so she expects a reward for her efforts! Did God or Santa hear any of her sincere, heartfelt prayers? Dimensions: 2" x 3"	I'm an atheist, but I do worship coffee! Magnet $3.90 "Fuckin' a-men!" says the coffee enthusiast. But who doesn't worship the funky, tasty bean...	Gods Don't Kill People. People with Gods kill People magnet $3.90 Gods Don't Kill People. People with Gods kill People magnet. And who invented those gods in the first place? Hmmm, the human race might just be its own worst enemy sometimes. Dimensions: 3" x 2"
FOX News The More You Watch... sticker FOX News The More You Watch... sticker. If it comes out of the mouth of a FOX News talking head, you know it's gonna be 100% nonsense. Keeping millions of Americans scared and ignorant, the 24/7 FOX bombardment of BS is the Republicans' #1 weapon. But then, we always have the power to switch it off... Choose your size below. We also offer this as a button. Click Here	Atheism Isn't a Religion; It's a Personal Relationship with Reality Sticker $2.00 Atheism Isn't a Religion; It's a Personal Relationship with Reality is a great take off on the modern-day baptist favorite meme of their own "personal relationship with jesus". At least the atheist's relationship is with something REAL. Reality This "make 'em stop and think" sticker looks great not only on the back of a car, but a work bulletin board, filing cabinet, refrigerator, right wingers' foreheads... The possibilities are endless! We can also put this sticker on a magnet. Just select the magnet backing below. This will let you move the "sticker" around to various places. Your car. Your file cabinet. Your refrigerator. Your rental car. Your friend's rental car. The tailgate of a long-haul truck.	Darwin Fish Sticker, 8" x 3" Black & Silver $2.00 Darwinfish sticker in an eye-catching metallic Darwin fish on a black background. The reflective silver will catch the eye of any curious motorist or bulletin board reader. This one stands out beautifully, and is the smart choice for rational, freethinking, pro-science people like you!
Get Out of Hell Free Card $2.00 The perfect retort for sanctimonious busybodies concerned about the ultimate disposition of your soul! Packet of 10 cards.	Peace Flag Stars and Stripes 3' x 5' Polyester $10.00 The classic peace flag! The flag is made of polyester and its 3-foot x 5-foot (91.5cm x 152.3cm) size will make it quite visible at your next protest (at least while we still have the right to protest). Peace symbol is made up of stars. Red White and Blue Peace Flag send the message you are a patriot for peace by displaying this version of old glory! Peace is Patriotic.	Swirly Rainbow Flag w/ Peace Symbol 3' x 5' Polyester $10.00 This eye-catching peace design on a 3-foot x 5-foot (91.5cm x 152.3cm) polyester flag provides a colorful way to spread a message of peace! Unique Rainbow Peace Flag. Has grommets for easy hanging or attachment to flagpole.
Peace Flag Blue 3' x 5' Polyester $10.00 This Peace Symbol Flag is a 3-foot x 5-foot (91.5 x 152.3 cm). Get one now, you know you're going to need it during the next few years. Beautiful Classic Peace Symbol on this Peace Flag - visible for miles around! Brass Grommets along reinforced end.	Get Out of Hell Free Stamp Sheet $1.50 A sheet of 25 self-adhesive "Get Out of Hell Free" stamps, suitable for jazzing up your mailing envelopes. (Word to the wise: not valid for postage!) Individual stamp dimensions: 3/4 x 1/2 inches (1.9cm x 1.3cm). Click on picture for stamp detail.	Buddha Board Mini Gift Card - 5" x 5" ~~$9.95~~ $7.00 Price reduced!! Now On Sale!!! We saw these and decided they were wonderful, fun and relaxing. The Buddha Board Mini is an elegantly packaged 5-inch square "card" incorporating a "magic" painting surface that folds backward to create its own small easel stand. It comes with a brush and ten special occasion stickers (for birthdays, Christmas, romance, peace tranquility, joy and more) that senders can apply to personalize the cover. Made of thick plastic with a gloss finish. This is a wonderful gift for yourself or a friend! The Buddha Board is based on the Zen concept of living in the moment as the messages or images you paint on the "magic surface will slowly disappear as the water evaporates, leaving you with a clean slate.
Plastic "Get Out of Hell Free" wallet card $4.00 A personal salvation card guaranteeing your soul's escape from (un)holy damnation. Carry it around in your wallet or purse - you never know when you might need it! Made from tough plastic, the same size and shape as a regular credit card. 3-3/8" x 2-1/8"	Charles Darwin Crystal Optical Cube $35.00 Charles Darwin Crystal. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. It's an impressive 2.5 x 2.5 x 3" and is hefty, weighing in at almost 2 pounds. (Hence the additional shipping costs!) While it of course makes a convenient paperweight, it is a beautiful work of art that would do any scientist's, student's, or creative thinker's desk proud. Click on image for a close-up. Arrives in satin lined box ready to gift. (Staffer Sheila loves this; it's just in time for back-to-school, of course, but is especially great for Halloween - the eyes seem to follow you!)	Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) Metallic Hanging Ornament $7.95 Our FSM Metallic Hanging Ornament makes a great gift for yourself or your Pastafarian friends! Hang from your rear-view mirror, holiday tree, or whatever your fancy. Thin stamped metal, 3" long, 1.5" wide. Includes matching tassel for hanging. Arrives gift boxed.
DNA Molecule Display Crystal Optical Cube $35.95 An optically perfect crystal cube with a 3-dimensional DNA molecule etched into the center. The Self-Replicating Molecule DNA's structure is shown here, giving the location of the atoms and bonding in the two sugar-phosphate backbones and the central bases. Hydrogen bonds hold the bases (rungs) together. About thirty five base pairs are shown, which is a tiny fragment of a real gene. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. At 1.25" square by 3 3/4" tall it makes a convenient paperweight. This has many uses, perfect as a gift, great for classroom demonstrations, even better to just enjoy this work of art. This comes in a great presentation box. Order Checkout	Snowflake Knotwork Ceramic Pendant $16.00 This stunning pendant features an intricate Celtic knot design which happens to resemble a snowflake - perfect for this time of year! Some see the knotwork patterns as a representation of the journey of life; others see it as a symbol of interconnectedness of living things. This unique octagon design measures 1 1/8" in diameter with a black elastic cord and arrives gift boxed. Made in USA.	Pirate Fish Metallic Gold Hanging Ornament $7.95 This shiny happy Pirate Fish pays homage to His Noodlyness the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Perfect for your Happy Holiday tree or anywhere else you'd like to hang it. Thin stamped metal, 2" long, 1.5" wide. Includes gold tassel for hanging. Available in gold finish. Arrives gift boxed.
Gregor Mendel Crystal Optical Cube $35.00 Gregor Mendel Crystal. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into a crystal. Whether you use it as a paperweight or an objet d'art, it is sure to make an impressive statement! For another view, click on the image. Arrives in satin lined box ready to gift. Dimensions: 2.5 x 2.5 x 3".	H1N1 Virus Crystal Optical Cube $39.95 Ever wondered what the H1N1 virus really looks like? Wonder no more since here it is presented artistically as a beautiful virus. You can see the shape with the receptor sites sticking out. The protein coat is obvious - just a wonderful example of what this nasty virus really looks like. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. At 3" square, it makes a convenient paperweight. Any who sees this magnificent sculpture will be instantly drawn to it's beauty. One of a kind, this is something you will fall in love with at first sight. Order Checkout	Human Chromosome Crystal Optical Cube $49.95 This is an optical cube of human chromosomes. This 80 mm x 80 mm (3.2 inches) solid glass cube contains as 46 human chromosomes. It is very heavy. The only one of its kind anywhere This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. At 3" square, it makes a convenient paperweight. Any who sees this magnificent sculpture will be instantly drawn to it's beauty. One of a kind, this is something you will fall in love with at first sight. This is modeled after actual scanning electron microscope (SEM) images of human chromsomes. These are the real thing. Click on the name or picture for more details. Order Checkout
American Atheist Atom Necklace $19.00 The same basic design as the bigger pendant shown above, this pendant is 1" (1.9cm) in diameter, with a matching 18" (45.7cm) chain included. Again, chose from 14K gold plating or silver tone rhodium plating (rhodium is a valuable metal that wears better than silver and doesn't need polishing).	Playing Gods - Expansion Deck $4.99 For Playing Gods players who wish to delve even deeper into the bottomless well of blasphemy (or just want to see deluxe cards with full-color images of the gods), we offer an Expansion Pack with 30 deluxe cards specific to the five major religions. They provide special attacks and defenses based on each religion's characteristics, and are easily incorporated into the existing rules and card decks. You can even create your own attacks! Click on the image for a closer look. Also, click here to view the Ultimate Game of World Domination, and here for the Deluxe, fully Smoting Deities.	Abstinence 99.99% Effective shirt $20.00 You hear a lot of talk about teaching abstinence to help combat the teenage pregnancy rate. Hmmmm. Looks like it is NOT 100 percent birth control according to the Virgin Mary! Get a couple laughs, some dirty looks and if you are lucky a middle finger with this shirt! Click the title to see more detail!
May His Noodly Appendages holiday magnet $3.90 "May his Noodly Appendages Touch You This Holiday Season" graces this magnet along with a candy cane, holly leaf and Menorah candle display. FSM has all your holiday needs covered. We also have this design as a greeting card. View it here.	Merry Xmas Science Sleigh magnet with evolved team pulling $3.90 Merry Xmas Science Sleigh magnet with evolved team pulling it to bring home the concept of Science this holiday season. The design has a evolving series of humanoids pull the Xmas sleigh that shows a DNA design and the word Science. We did have "Santa" on the sleigh, but we dumped him out in favor of something more real. We also have this design as a greeting card; you can view it here.	Playing Gods: The Game $35.99 This game is a staff favorite, and is great for those New Year's Eve parties! (Hint: Read instructions prior to any festive spirit imbibing!) The earthly and divine realms meet in Playing Gods. Whether wreaking disasters of biblical proportions on innocent populations or bestowing providence and goodwill, the gods have ever made sport and pawns of mankind. Though possessing vast powers, the gods are jealous. Other gods, with their minor miracles and ridiculous rituals, diminish the glory and importance of the one true god – or so each of them believes! Click on the image for more details. For 2 - 5 players, ages 14 and up. Click here to view the Expansion pack, which includes even more attacks and blasphemous fun. You can also see the Limited Edition Deluxe Deities available here.
Deluxe Gods Figurines for Playing Gods Game $25.00 Playing Gods comes with six white injection-molded pawns, with a great deal more detail than the peg-headed pawns that come with most games! BUT, for a very limited time, you can get a set of six official Playing Gods Limited Edition Idols. The Limited Edition Idols are hand made in the USA from high quality rubber molds. They are nearly 3 inches tall, and highly detailed. These also make a great gift by themselves - especially for your like minded family and friends! (Hey, who wouldn't get a chuckle out of Rambo Buddha!) They arrive in ivory, but you can have fun painting them (as shown in the photo). Great fun for the whole family! Click on image for a more detailed photo. Also, click here for the Playing Gods Game and here for the unique deck of cards.	Why Don't We Go to Church $9.00 This is a fabulous children's book that will help your child understand that they are not wrong for not attending church like a lot of their friends do. It is written for 9-12 year olds but can be read to younger children. Authors Gail Miller and Rosalind Eagle, Illustrations by Angela Seear Order Checkout