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"Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History" has become the slogan for modern, independent women. We have it on shirts, coffee cups, bumper stickers and more. What better way to tell that special someone (mom, girl friend or girlfriend) how much you appreciate them?! AddThis Social Bookmark Button
   
Play Dumb and Boys girls Will Like You magnet Play Dumb and Boys Will Like You magnet
$3.70
Play Dumb and Boys Will Like You magnet. Here we see mom's bad old-school advice being cleverly countered by junior, who knows what 21st century boys really like. What a smart kid! Dimensions: 3" x 2"

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We can do it Rosie the Riveter women female rights liberal progressive Democrat magnet We can do it Rosie the Riveter magnet
$3.70
We can do it Rosie the Riveter magnet. Here's one of America's real working class heroes. She knows that women have the power to change the world - and the minds of the retarded males who would keep them subservient. If only she was running for President!

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M-WomenMug.gif Well Behaved Women Mug
$10.00
Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History. Let them know that you, or that special woman in your life, intend to make history. This mug is sure to get admiring glances from friends and co-workers, and that's a good thing - isn't it?
(Due to the weight of this item, there is an additional shipping charge of $4.00 per mug)
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J-GoddessFertility.gif Goddess of Fertility Pewter Necklace
$7.00
Out of the primordial past the Goddess of Fertility gave birth to all creation. Her appearance was lovingly crafted and is the oldest known sculpture of a human form. Also known as the bountiful Earth Goddess, she celebrates the glowing bond between mother and child.
Actual goddess is 1 inch tall (2.5cm) and comes on a cord necklace.
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P-PeaceRhinestone.gif Peace Rhinestone Pin
$10.00
Bling Bling! This highly-visible pin features the word "Peace" spelled out in brilliant, shiny, bling-tastic rhinestones. So dazzling, you'll need to wear shades to admire it!
Dimensions: 1-5/8 x 1/2 inches (4.3cm x 1.3cm).
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B-WellBehaved.gif Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Button
$2.00
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Button.
Dia: 1-3/4" (4.5cm). Political humorous freethought button.
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Big Truck Small Dick sticker redneck Ford Chevy Dodge Republican 4x4 big rig off roader mud bog Big Truck Small Dick sticker
$5.00
Big Truck Small Dick sticker. A giant exhaust pipe gives the game away! All the ladies know that redneck guys who drive alone in those huuuge honkin' off-road machines do not have a lot of thrust down below. Thoughtful, green-minded truck guys who tread lightly always have more to offer! Drop your caveman neighbor a hint with this premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"

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MA-WellBehaved.jpg Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Freethought liberal magnet.
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S-WellBehaved.gif Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Sticker
$2.00
Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History Sticker. Dimensions: 12 x 3 inches (30.5cm x 7.6cm).
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P-PeaceSymbolRhine.gif Peace Symbol Rhinestone 1.6" pin
$15.00
Peace Symbol Rhinestone pin. Here's a pin that really makes a statement. A large gold-colored peace symbol packed with shiny rhinestones. This will get you noticed anywhere! Diameter: 1.6"
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B-ProChildProCho.gif Pro Child / Pro Choice Button
$2.00
Pro Child / Pro Choice Button.
Dia: 1-1/2" (3.8cm). Political civil rights button.
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MA-GrowingOldFe.jpg Growing Old is not for Sissies woman magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 2-1/2 x 3-1/2 inches (6.4cm x 8.9cm). Freethought humorous magnet.
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MA-ForgotPapers.jpg Oh No! She Forgot the Rolling Papers, magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm). Political liberal freethought magnet.
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T-Well-Behaved.gif Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Sweat Shirt
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Sweat Shirt. One of our most popular slogans on a soft, warm, white sweatshirt. It's sure to spark up conversation and comments as you wear it out and about. Due to the weight of the sweatshirt fabric, additional shipping charges of $3.50 apply.

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T-WellBehaved-Model.jpg Well Behaved Women - Women's Cut T-shirt
We now have this popular slogan on a women's cut white T-shirt.
These shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium size, $1.50 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $1.90 each for Double-XL sizes. Sizes are as follws:
Women's Small (36" chest x 24" tall) Women's Medium (40" chest x 25" tall) Women's Large (44" chest x 26" tall) Women's Extra-Large (46" chest x 26" tall) Women's Double Extra-Large (48" chest x 28" tall)

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B-WinningMan.gif Why Do They Call it "Winning A Man?" button
$2.00
Why Do They Call it "Winning A Man?" button. Wouldn't it be better to win something more useful - like a holiday in Aruba?! Guys; put down the beer, stop scratching your butt, switch off the TV and clean up the house instead... Diameter: 1-1/4"
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B-EqualNotSpecial.gif Equal Rights Are Not Special Rights button
$2.00
Equal Rights Are Not Special Rights Button.
Dia: 1-1/2" (3.8cm) Political button.
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B-ForgotChild.gif Oops! I Forgot To Have Children button
$2.00
Not part of a 'Nookular' family? Think of all the 'joys' you're missing out on: stinky diapers, spilled food, toys thrown all over the floor, all-night scream-a-thons, tortuous family gatherings.... no wonder so many of us are choosing to celebrate the child-free lifestyle!
Humorous freethought liberal button.
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B-DoOneThingEveryday.gif Do One Thing Every Day That Scares You Button
$2.00
Do One Thing Every Day That Scares You button. Go on, do it - we dare you! This is a great quote by Eleanor Roosevelt. Dia: 1-1/4" (3.2cm) Political freedom button.
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Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History cards Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History cards, pack of 8
$8.00
Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History cards, pack of 8. Perfect for your mom, sister, girlfriend or aunt. 8 cards, with 8 plain white envelopes. Card dimensions: approx. 7" x 5"

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Against Abortion pro choice women's reproductive rights button Against Abortion Button
$2.00
Against Abortion Button.
Political button, Dia: 1-3/4" (4.5cm) We also have this on a Magnet or a Sticker.

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B-FemRadical.gif Feminism is Radical button
$2.00
Feminism is Radical Notion that Women are People too Button.
Dia: 1-3/4" (4.5cm)Political freethought button.
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B-GodPissd.gif God Is Coming Button
$2.00
God Is Coming and is she Pissed button.
Dia: 1-3/4" (4.5cm). Humorous freethought button.
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B-GodKnowsWhenDontTip.gif God Knows When You Don't Tip Button
$2.00
God Knows When You Don't Tip Button.
Dia: 1-1/4" (3.2cm) Humorous button.
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B-IAskedGod.gif I Asked God, She's Pro-Choice Button
$2.00
I Asked God, She's Pro-Choice Button.
Dia: 1-1/2" (3.8cm). Political freethought button.
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B-IfYouCanRead.gif If You Can Read This Thank Your Teacher Button
$2.00
If You Can Read This Thank Your Teacher Button.
Dia: 1-3/4 (4.5cm). Political liberal button.
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Vote Republican F*** that shit GOP G.O.P right wing fascists Democrat enablers magnet Vote Republican F*** that shit! magnet
$3.70
Vote Republican F*** that shit! magnet. Is this a modern day Mother Jones, spitting venom over her electoral choices? With two Republican parties, what choice do voters have this time around? Maybe granny needs to check out The Green Party instead... Dimensions: 3" x 2"

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life liberty pursuit good woman President Cynthia McKinney Hillary Clinton Rice Boxer Pelosi Life Liberty and the Pursuit of a Good Woman for President Button
$2.00
Life Liberty and the Pursuit of a Good Woman for President Button. How about Cynthia McKinney, instead of Hillary Clinton? She'd speak up for all of us!
Dia: 1-1/4" (3.2cm). Political button.

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B-MyChildHonorStudent.gif My Child is an Honor Student and My President is a Moron Button
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My Child is an Honor Student and My President is a Moron Button.
Dia: 1-3/8" (4.4cm) Political antiBush button.
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B-MySexualPreference.gif My Sexual Preference Is Often Button
$2.00
My Sexual Preference Is Often Button.
Dia: 1-1/4" (3.2cm). Humorous button.
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B-RMDMRealMenDoBurkaBtn.gif Real men don't make women wear burkas button
$2.00
Real men don't make women wear burkas button.
This refers to the full-body covering for Islamic women that only has one tiny eye-hole to see through.
Dia: 1-1/4" (3.2cm). Political freethought button.
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B-RecovCatholic.gif Recovering Catholic Button
$2.00
Recovering Catholic Button.
This is the perfect button for Notre Dame survivors!
Dia: 1-1/2" (3.8cm). Political freethought humorous button.
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B-VirginBirth.gif Virgin Mary Unwed Mother Button
$2.00
The Virgin Mary Was An Unwed Teenage Mother.
Plenty of food for thought here, huh?
Dia: 2-1/4" (5.7cm). Freethought button.
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B-WhenTeach.gif When You Teach Button
$2.00
When You Teach Button.
Dia 1-3/4" (4.5cm). Political freethought button.
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B-You'reProLife.gif You're Pro-Life?: Now Get One Button
$2.00
You're Pro-life? That's fine...Now get one and stay out of mine button.
Dia: 1-3/4" (4.5cm). Political liberal button.
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B-IWantItAll.gif I Want It All And I Want It Delivered... button
$2.00
I Want It All, And I Want It Delivered By Cute, Naked Men! Well, who wouldn't?
Diameter: 1-1/4" (3.2cm)
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M-ResErectionSideAngle.gif ResErection Light Switch Cover
$10.00
Turn on Jesus when you turn on the lights! The ResErection light switch cover gives a whole new meaning to the saying "Jesus arose!" The switch cover fits over most US-standard light switches, is made of metal and comes with two screws for mounting(!)
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Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries pope roman catholic abortion choice women's rights fundamentalists baptists Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries sticker
$2.00
Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries sticker. Dimensions: approx. 11" x 3"
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body civil rights choice abortion south dakota Keep Your Laws Off My Body Sticker
$2.00
This one is selling very well to folks in South Dakota right now, but it could apply equally anywhere in the USA...
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Put the fun between your legs bike bicycle environmental green transportation burger fast food exercise portions super sized sticker Put The Fun Between your Legs - bicycle sticker
$2.00
Put The Fun Between your Legs - bicycle sticker.
Get on your bike! It's fun, environmentally friendly, and will help you get fit as you pedal down to the Burger King drive-thru. Dimensions: 3.5" x 4" Environmental humorous sticker.
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S-IfMenBecame.gif If Men Became Pregnant, Abortion Would Be a Sacrament sticker
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If Men Became Pregnant, Abortion Would Be a Sacrament sticker. Imagine men going through morning sickness, labor pains, birth - and then discovering a nice new set of stretch marks? They'd have a very different view of reproductive rights! Dimensions 11" x 3" (28cm x 7.6cm) Political liberal sticker.
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S-IfVasectomy.jpg

If You Are Against Abortion Get A Vasectomy Sticker
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If You Are Against Abortion Get A Vasectomy Sticker. Beware - the Dark Ages could return to South Dakota. In an age of chronic over-population, Republicans are too sissy to undergo the kindest, most patriotic cut of all. Political liberal sticker.
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S-AManOfQuality.jpg A Man of Quality Sticker
$2.00
A Man of Quality is not threatened by a Woman seeking Equality sticker. It's his moral duty to worship her, don't you think?
Dimensions: 11-1/2" x 3" (29.2cm x 7.6cm). Political freethought liberal sticker.
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S-BackOffI'mAGoddes.jpg Back Off, I'm a Goddess Sticker
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Back Off, I'm a Goddess Sticker. The future is female! Better watch out guys, because you know that women hold the keys to the future... Freethought liberal sticker.
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S-FemRadical.jpg Feminism is Radical, sticker
$2.00
Dimensions: approx. 11" x 3" Political liberal freethought sticker.
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S-GodCreated.jpg God Created Adam & Saw the Mistake
$2.00
Humorous freethought liberal sticker.
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S-GodPissed.jpg God is Coming And Is She Pissed Sticker
$2.00
Freethought liberal humorous sticker.
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S-KeepRosariesOut.jpg Keep Your Rosaries Out Of My Ovaries Sticker
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Keep Your Rosaries Out Of My Ovaries Sticker.
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S-MyGoddessBirth.jpg My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God Sticker
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My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God Sticker.
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S-ProudToBeFem.jpg Proud To Be A Feminist Sticker
$2.00
Dimensions: 11-1/2 x 3 inches (29.21 x 7.62 cm).
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S-SheLaughs.jpg She Who Laughs Lasts Sticker
$2.00
This one might take a little thinking, but it leaves almost everyone with a chuckle.
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S-SomeWomen.jpg Some Women Are Born Leaders Sticker
$2.00
Dimensions: 11-1/4 x 3 inches (28.58 x 7.62 cm).
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S-WhenTeachLife.jpg When You Teach You Touch A Life Forever Sticker
$2.00
When You Teach You Touch A Life Forever Sticker.
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S-SomeLeaders.jpg Some Leaders Are Born Women Sticker
$2.00
Dimensions: 11-1/2 x 3 inches (29.2cm x 7.6cm).
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Sorry Darling Just Can't Love Republican magnet Sorry Darling, I Just Can't Love a Republican magnet
$3.70
Sorry Darling, I Just Can't Love a Republican magnet. He's a hunk, he's charming, he's a real man and he's.... way too stupid for you. Give him a subtle hint with this magnet!
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MA-NeverPissedWoman.jpg Never Underestimate the Power of a Pissed Off Woman, magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Humorous magnet.
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MA-MenCoffee.jpg Men Are Like Coffee magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). It's rich, it's warm, and it keeps Starbucks' accountants very happy indeed! Humorous magnet.
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MA-It'sBetter.jpg It's Better to Have Loved & Lost magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm). Humorous magnet.
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MA-IGaveMyselfToJesus.jpg I Gave Myself to Jesus Magnet
$3.70
I Gave Myself to Jesus and Now He Never Calls
Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm). Freethought humorous magnet.
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MA-DramaQueen.jpg Drama Queen Magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm).
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MA-OneDay.jpg One Day Big Butts Will Be In Style Magnet
$3.70
Magnet dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Butt dimensions, who knows? Humorous magnet.
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MA-InnerBeautyWontGet.jpg Inner Beauty Won't Get You Laid magnet
$3.70
Inner Beauty Won't Get You Laid.... but you never know - this magnet might!

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MA-Explain.jpg Explain To Me Again Why I Need A Man Magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Humorous freethought magnet.
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