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We have pro-science shirts, anti-war shirts, progressive shirts, liberal shirts, patriotic shirts here for many tastes and themes. Darwin shirts, peace shirts, Homeland Security shirts, anti-religion... there's all kinds of fun to be had here! Wear your favorite slogan on your t-shirt - get yours today! AddThis Social Bookmark Button
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T-FSM-Final.jpg Flying Spaghetti Monster T-shirt
$25.00
Flying Spaghetti Monster T-shirt. Well, you asked for it, so here's the noodly t-shirt you all wanted! The FSM logo is in shiny silver, with blue eyes. Wear this to your local mall and watch the fundamentalists stare in disapproval! Here's local sports star Madison modeling the Small size shirt. The Men's style shirt features darker blue sleeves.
Women's sizes go from Small - 2XL, Men's sizes go from Medium - 2XL.



   
Jesus was more Goth than You T-shirt crucifix tax protester biblical Marilyn Manson trenchcoat mafia Jesus was more Goth than You T-shirt
$25.00
It's obvious to even the most casual observer that Jesus was clearly Goth. The evidence stares us in the face:
- he was into fishnet
- he went to dens of iniquity
- he had the gaunt look down
- he was big on crucifixes
- he was into body piercings
- he was fascinated with the occult
- he spent time in tombs
- he was secretly a vampire
- he was obsessed with Death

White printing on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. The front of the shirt makes a bold statement, with the reasons lined up for all to see on the back.



   
Liberal Colorado Rocky Mountain Democrat Convention Denver blue state license plate progressive Liberal Colorado shirt
$25.00
Liberal Colorado shirt. Because the Rocky Mountain states are gradually turning blue! We used the state license plate to celebrate this glorious transition, and it also makes a great souvenir of the Democrat Convention in Denver, to be held in August 2008. We can't wait!
Women's sizes go from Small - 2XL, Men's sizes go from Medium - 2XL.



   
Sweet Home Colorado raglan baseball shirt Rocky Mountain license plate Denver Springs Boulder mile high blue state Democrat Con Sweet Home Colorado shirt
$25.00
Sweet Home Colorado shirt. Who needs Alabama when you can get your natural 'mile-highs' without leaving the ground? Inspired by a song from the 20th century, and our state license plate, this pre-shrunk 100% cotton shirt is proudly worn by natives and insurgents alike. Get yours in time for summer! Choose your style and size from the boxes below. Women's sizes go from Small - 2XL, Men's sizes go from Medium - 2XL.



   
Twin Doves Womens Cut T-shirt peace Twin Doves Womens Cut T-shirt
$25.00
Here's a design that's somewhat like the vintage swallows shirt, but it features peace doves instead. Gold peace doves on a black, women's cut T-shirt.



   
Stop The War Machine shirt peace tshirt Military Industrial Media Complex shirt promote peace shirt Stop The War Machine t-shirt
$20.00
Stop The War Machine t-shirt. America's corporate war machine siphons off trillions of taxpayers' dollars every year, and for what? So the US Government's five-decade killing spree can continue - for a profit. The money then buys off hypocritical 'pro-life' politicians, and the whole cycle of death and destruction continues. It's what makes America the envy of the world. Click on the image for a closer look.
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IllumiNaughty Illuminati IllumiNaughty T-shirt
$25.00
Watch out! It's the IllumiNaughty! They are everywhere and they know how YOU like it!! Here's a fun shirt featuring the symbol of the IllumiNaughty's all-seeing eye on the front. The back of the shirt has text saying: "We are everywhere and we know how you like it." Silver image on a black 100% cotton t-shirt.
Comes in unisex or women's cut sizes. Pick your style and size below.



   
T-SupportSci-Model-Crop.jpg Varsity-style Support Science t-shirt
$20.00
Here's a great new shirt that's sure to be a hit with rational -minded college students everywhere. If you've had enough of the evangelical wingnuts running amok on your campus, you need this light gray t-shirt to state the pro-science message loud 'n' clear! Logo is approx. 10" x 7"



   
T-DemoEmp-Model.jpg Democracy Not Empire t-shirt
$20.00
Here's a cool new t-shirt that will stir up a few righteous warmongers! Featuring an eye-catching bright red logo on a military-green style cotton shirt, you might say this calls for a peaceful revolution - a return to the traditional American values originally defined by the founding fathers. Logo is approx. 5" diameter. Click on the image for a closer look.



   
Peace symbol shirt anti-war surge protest march rally vietnam Iraq Iran Afghanistan Israel Korea Venezuela Syria draft CND Peace Symbol T-Shirt
$18.00
The classic peace symbol design returns on a 100% cotton teal shirt. From the Vietnam era to Iraq, peace protesters have worn this shirt with pride, knowing they are speaking truth to corrupted powers in The White House. Across the generations, this has remained a simple yet powerful statement for troubled times. These t-shirts require a special shipping charge of $1.00 for S and M sizes, $1.90 for L and XL sizes, $2.90 for 2XL and 3XL sizes.


   
T-FirstOneOut-CropModel.jpg First One Out... Wins! (2nd edition) t-shirt
$18.00
First One Out (2nd edition) t-shirt. Brand new design for 2007! Those who evolve make the most progress, so let's all climb out of the primordial swamp and leave the stubborn Jesus fish behind! Click on the image for a closer look. These cream-colored cotton shirts require an extra shipping charge of $1.00


   
T-Hoodie-New.jpg Hooded Sweatshirt "Hoodie" with Embroidered Evolve Logo
$44.00
This high-quality, heavyweight hooded sweatshirt is made of a tough, poly-cotton blended fabric. It comes in a rich black color and that highly-evolved FISH logo embroidered in bright red, holding a white wrench. Very stylish! And yes, there are even big front pockets where you can keep your hands warm in winter! Now available in Zipper or Pullover styles.
Due to weight, all hoodies require an additional $5.70 in postage to addresses within the USA.



   
Machine gunner bush war iraq iran cheney rice rumsfeld neocons warmongers Machine Gunner Bush
$20.00
You know that deep down the "Commander Guy" believes he is a machine gunner for God. That is as long as HE is NOWHERE NEAR a war zone where people might be shooting back. Here is a great new image for our "Any Image T-shirt" line. Just follow this link to our Any Image T-shirt page, select your size and color, then tell us "Machine Gunner Bush" in the shopping cart description. We'll get your shirt out ASAP!
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T-IDTurbine-Model.jpg Intelligent Design Wind Turbine t-shirt
$20.00
Give your local creationists a slap in the face with this great new copper-colored shirt! There's no sign of religion, oil wells, war or pollution here - just a row of clean, quiet, intelligently designed wind turbines generating renewable power for caring, pro-science folks like you! This design is exclusive of EvolveFISH.com (print is 7.5" x 7" - shown slightly larger here for clarity) These shirts require an extra $1.90 in shipping charges.
Click on image for size details.



   
Helix Evolve Support pro Science scientific discovery research DNA spiral evolution Shirt Helix Evolve Support Science T Shirt
Science has proven its superiority at explaining the world around us, and the DNA helix has become a symbol of scientific discovery. This blue shirt features the image of a helix with the words "Support Science....Not Superstition" under the image. The back side of shirt has a small 3" (7.6cm) EvolveFISH logo just below the collar. A great way to express the pro-science message in style.
This is a dark blue shirt, not black!
Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X sizes.
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T-MyAncestorsDetail.jpg My Ancestors Spent 3.8 Billion Years Evolving T-shirt
Here's a shirt for Intelligent Design proponents to ponder. The text is interspersed with Ray Troll drawings of various 'evolving' species up to the point of an, arguably, fully evolved human male holding a beer can. The animals are in full colors, while the text is black on a white, 50/50 SoftLink T-shirt.
Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X sizes.
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T-EvolutionRing.gif Evolution Ring Shirt
This shirt shows the circular ring of evolution which starts with an ape, progressing through neanderthal man, all the way up to blue-state Democrat! The shirt is a cool pre-washed, pale blue color, with a black circular logo. Click on the picture to see the shirt graphic. These shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and XL sizes, and $2.90 each for 2XL size.
Approximate sizes are as follows:
Size Width Length
Small - 18" 28"
Medium - 21" 29"
Large - 22" 30"
XLarge - 24" 33"
XXLarge - 26" 33"
(Measurements are made with the shirt lying on a flat surface, measured across for Width, and from top to bottom for Length)

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T-DarwinDayModel2.jpg Darwin Day Monkey Fish t-shirt
$21.00
After so many years with the old shirt we decided it was time to celebrate Charles Darwin's birthday by evolving the shirt into this cool new 'FishFrogApe' design! Each shirt is unique in its design coloration. The special screenprinting process we use makes each shirt into a unique work of art! The shirt is a natural khaki color, made of 100% heavyweight cotton.
These shirts require an extra shipping charge of $1.90 each.


   
T-Dar.gif Darwin Fish Single-Sided T-Shirt
Here's a big, bold 'in-ya-face' version of the classic Darwin Fish T-shirt! The back of this shirt is plain, but the giant DARWIN logo on the front can be seen clearly from a good distance away. And with the addition of a small size, children can now promote the message of reason too! Available in bright silver lettering on a black shirt, or black lettering on white shirt (shown). These shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X sizes.

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T-DarD400front.gif Darwin Fish Double Sided Support 400 T-Shirt
This shirt has the popular small Darwin fish logo on the front left chest. The back says: "SUPPORT THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION. 400 BILLION AMPHIBIANS CAN'T BE WRONG!"
Available in black with silver lettering or white with black lettering.
Buy the original DarwinFish shirt today. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X sizes.
Click on picture for detail of shirt's rear graphic.
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T-DiscovSciC-Model2.jpg Discoveries in Science Colorized T-shirt
$18.00
Science Discoveries: Hundreds vs. Creation Science Discoveries: Zero! This T-shirt, was originally produced during the period when the Kansas Board of Education banned, "de-emphasized" the teaching of evolution in public schools, and was part of the successful campaign to overturn the ban. The absolute emptiness on the creation science side of the shirt really makes the point.
Extra shipping costs of $1.00 for Small and Medium size shirts, $1.90 for Large and Extra Large, $2.90 for Double Extra Large.


   
T-DiscovSciREV.gif Discoveries in Science REVERSED T-shirt
$18.00
This one has that long list of scientific discoveries printed on the BACK of the shirt, so if you feel more comfortable having curious onlookers staring at your back while they read the shirt (rather than your chest), this is the one for you! Extra shipping costs of $1.00 for Small and Medium size shirts, $1.90 for Large and Extra Large, $2.90 for Triple Extra Large.


   
T-PeaceFlag.gif Peace Flag T-Shirt
Don't let righteous warmongers claim patriotism for themselves! Protest is our patriotic right, and it's a very pro-American activity. A slight change in this flag design has placed the Stars in the form of a peace sign. We also have this design on a sticker. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X sizes. Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic. We also have a sticker with this image on it. Click here to order the sticker.. [Order] [Checkout]

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T-WellBehaved-Model.jpg Well Behaved Women - Women's Cut T-shirt
We now have this popular slogan on a women's cut white T-shirt.
These shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium size, $1.50 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $1.90 each for Double-XL sizes. Sizes are as follws:
Women's Small (36" chest x 24" tall) Women's Medium (40" chest x 25" tall) Women's Large (44" chest x 26" tall) Women's Extra-Large (46" chest x 26" tall) Women's Double Extra-Large (48" chest x 28" tall)

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Jon Stewart President Daily Show 08 2008 Shirt Vote Jon Stewart - President '08 Shirt
$20.00
He's intelligent, well-read, witty, talented, and hilarious! What more could you ask for in a President? Vote Jon Stewart for President in 2008! He's sure to win... if we could only talk him into running.

This parody shirt based on The Daily Show's logo proclaiming their chief anchor the man for the job. Available in various sizes 100% cotton - also available as a button.

The basic price for this shirt is $20. Sizes larger than Medium also include an increase to cover additional shipping and the cost of the larger size shirt.
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T-Well-Behaved.gif Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Sweat Shirt
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Sweat Shirt. One of our most popular slogans on a soft, warm, white sweatshirt. It's sure to spark up conversation and comments as you wear it out and about. Due to the weight of the sweatshirt fabric, additional shipping charges of $3.50 apply.

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T-NeverUnderestimate.gif Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People T-shirt
$18.00
Doesn't it seem like the 'stupid people group' is growing larger every year? Their power has grown to frightening levels these days, so maybe if more smart people wear this T-shirt we can start shrinking the stupid group! Republican die-hards, chickenhawks, rednecks, O'Reilly's viewers, Rush's listeners, Baptists, gun nuts.... the list goes on and on.
White text on a black, 100% cotton T-shirt.
Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small & Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X.



   
T-DemsSexier.gif Democrats are Sexier T-shirt
Here's another fun design created at a customer's request. It's become quite popular (maybe because it's true?), so we are making it available on our website. The Democrats are sexier graphic comes on a white, high-quality Soft Link T-shirt in the size of your choice using a high-quality ink sublimation iron-on decal. Available in men's standard and women's scoop-neck sizes.
Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X sizes.

These shirt sizes run a bit big. Please use the dimensions shown next to each size when deciding which size shirt to order.
Small (38" chest x 27" tall) $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Medium (42" chest x 27" tall) $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Large (48" chest x 29" tall) $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Extra-Large (52" chest x 32" tall) $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Double Extra-Large (54" chest x 32" tall) $20.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Triple Extra-Large (62" chest x 35" tall) $22.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Women's Small (38" chest x 24" tall) $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Women's Medium (40" chest x 25" tall) $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Women's Large (44" chest x 26" tall) $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Women's Extra-Large (46" chest x 26" tall) $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Women's Double Extra-Large (48" chest x 28" tall) $20.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]

   
T-EvoSpt.gif Support Science / EvolveFISH T-Shirt
The original EvolveFISH on high quality, 100% cotton t-shirt there's a little Evolve Fish on the left front chest, and another much bigger one on the back. The design on the back includes the slogan "Support Science, Not Superstition." Blue letters on ash gray shirts or lighter blue letters on the black shirts. We have small sizes in both colors for sons, daughters, students, nieces, nephews, or anyone who would like to make a statement!
Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X sizes.

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NEW Atheist symbol agnostic godless freethinker freethought rational realist vinyl cut-out sticker Atheist NEW Symbol t-shirt
$20.00
Here is the brand new Atheist symbol on a white t-shirt. This design looks like a car hood ornament, or a piece of shiny polished, stainless steel bling, but this logo is guaranteed to start an interesting conversation anywhere you go! The 'A' graphic comes on a white, high-quality, Soft Link T-shirt in sizes Small - 3XL, using an ink sublimation iron-on decal.



   
T-BushHGDshirt.gif Home Grown Dope Bush T-shirt
This delightful shirt compares the US President-designee (as opposed to an Elected President) to a popular herbal product. The front of the shirt shows a likeness of the "little shrub" and the back contains instructions for care and feeding. Click on the image to see the back of the shirt.
Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium size, and $1.90 each for Large and XL size.

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T-EvoSptBW.gif Reversed Support Science / EvolveFISH T-Shirt
As an experiment, we had a few of the popular Support Science / EvolveFISH T-Shirts printed with the Support Science / EvolveFISH logo printed on the front and the little EvolveFISH logo on the back. Features light blue letters on black shirts. Now you can smile right back at the folks checking out the design on the front of your shirt!


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Same Sex Weddings shirt civil unions gay lesbian glbt marriages Same Sex Drive-Thru Weddings t-shirt
$18.00 $12.00 Price reduced!!
Here's our Same Sex Weddings t-shirt. Cool retro graphics give this shirt a great, 1950's-style 'Vegas drive-thru' look! Are same-sex weddings legal in your state? If not, then why not? This white cotton shirt is available in Male or Female versions - perfect for outraging all your local 'family values' nazis! Click on the shirt for a closer look at the images.



   
T-IThinkTherefor.gif I Think Therefore I'm Dangerous T-Shirt
Black image and text on a pebble colored t-shirt. Let them know what they're up against: An active mind! We also have buttons with the same message.
Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X size.
Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic. "Pebble" is really a khaki grey color...does that help?

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T-OutOoze.gif Out of the Ooze and Born to Cruise T-Shirt
Exclusive to EvolveFISH.com! Here is one of Ray Troll's greatest designs! This sand/tan-colored heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt has his 'Born to Cruise' fish taking that historic first step. The shirt also has a small EvolveFISH logo on the back near the collar.
Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small & Medium size, $1.90 each for Large & Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X size.
Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic.

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T-FishWorship.gif Fish Worship T-shirt
Exclusive to EvolveFISH.com! Ray Troll's colorful Fish Worship art adorns this eye-catching shirt. The colors jump off the black shirt while the image's message is sure to arch a few eyebrows!
Check out the Fish Worship cap!
Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X size.

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T-FabricOfLife1.gif Fabric of Life T-Shirt
Exclusive to EvolveFISH.com! Double-sided Ray Troll Art Shirt features a small 'Evolve star' on the left chest and the graphic art story of the FABRIC of LIFE on the back. 100% heavyweight cotton, white printing on a black t-shirt. As much fun to look at as it is to wear!
Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X size.
Click on picture for a detail view of the shirt's rear graphic.

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Data Strata ray troll evolution fossils discovery bones dinosaurs species reptiles extinctions Data in the Strata T-Shirt
Exclusive to EvolveFISH.com! Ray Troll Wearable Art! This Heavyweight Ash Gray 90%-cotton 10%-polyester t-shirt is a Ray Troll original. Includes a small EvolveFish on the back up near the collar. We think the picture says it all. A great shirt for everyone who thinks the earth just might be a little older than 6,000 years!.
Shirts require a shipping charge of $1 each for Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X size.
Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic.
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Atheist Alliance Convention Crystal Clear Atheism Atheist Alliance International Convention T-shirt 2007
$16.00
The 2007 Atheist Alliance Convention on Sept. 28-30 in Washington, D.C., was completely sold out! But you can still get these shirts, which were made for the convention. They feature the 'Crystal Clear Atheism' logo on the front. The back of the shirt features a larger logo and the impressive list of speakers. Click on the image for a list of the speakers. 100% cotton blue, with 3 color design.



   
T-Mutate.gif It's Never Too Late to Mutate T-Shirt
Exclusive to EvolveFISH.com! Is it your turn to mutate? Here's Charles Darwin driving through prehistory in his EVolvo! Hilarious art by Ray Troll on this cool white t-shirt. Also has one of our little EvolveFISH logos on the left sleeve.
Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 for Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X size. Click on the picture for a close-up look at the shirt graphic.

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T-NormalNotHere.jpg Normal Doesn't Live Here Anymore T-shirt
$20.00
It's been at least 7 years since normal visted the White House, although some would argue it's been decades. Regardless, this is a fun new image for our "Any Image T-shirt" line. Just follow this link to our Any Image T-shirt page, select your size and color, then tell us "Normal No More" in the shopping cart description. We'll get your shirt out ASAP!
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T-Securi-Tee1.gif Homeland Securi-Tees
Don't worry! You'll be safe from any terrorists or enemy combatants wrapped in the 100% guaranteed shielding of the Homeland Securi-Tee! Wear yours at your next Laylat al-Qadr and you'll be the hit of the party!
$1.00 extra for the 2XL size. + $1.80 special shipping for these shirts.
Small $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Medium $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
XLarge $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
2XLarge $22.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]

   
T-HomelandSecurity.gif Original Homeland Security T-shirt
Here it is, the Original Homeland Security, Fighting Terrorism Since 1492 T-shirt. It features an image of Geronimo and Chiracahua Apaches on a Gildan 100% heavyweight cotton, preshrunk T-shirt. The dark sepia-toned ink on this natural 'off-white' colored shirt makes a strikingly attractive combination. Click on the shirt for a better look at the image. Don't be fooled by imitations, these are printed and marketed by Native Americans right here in their homeland!
This design is also available as a bumper sticker.
Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X, Triple-X sizes.

If we are temporarily out of the size you request, you will be notified by a message at the top of the shopping cart. These are very popular shirts and the artist who makes them has trouble keeping up with demand

Small $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Medium $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Extra-Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
2 Extra-Large $21.00 [Order]  [Checkout]
3 Extra-Large $21.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]

   
T-IndiansDiscoverd-Detail.jpg Indians Discovered Columbus T-shirt
Like many things, your view of history can depend on your perspective. We are conditioned to believe that Columbus discovered America, but why not consider the view that Indians discovered Columbus in 1492? Here's a shirt to make people think.
Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small size.

Small $18.00 $14.00 Price reduced!! [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]

   
T-Magellan.gif More Faith in Shadow Than in Church T-Shirt
A nice freethought quote attributed to Ferdinand Magellan, one of Europe's early explorers back in the days when the church regularly executed people for expressing such diabolically reasonable thoughts. Surely he uttered this while he was on the opposite side of the earth from the catholics...or else they would have burned him!
Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X size.
Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic.

Medium $18.00 [Order]  [ View Cart]
Large $18.00 [Order]  [ View Cart]
Extra-Large $18.00 [Order]  [Checkout]
Double Extra-Large $22.00 [Order]  [ View Cart]
Triple Extra-Large $22.00 [Order]  [ View Cart]

   
T-Native.gif Native Peoples T-Shirt
This shirt has a silhouetted image of a Native American, framed by the words: "Ask the Native Peoples about Christian Love." During certain holidays and in various geographical locations, this shirt may be an eye opener.
The shirt is a light sage green color.
Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X sizes.
Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic.

Small $17.00 [Order]  [ View Cart]
Medium $17.00 [Order]  [ View Cart]
Large $17.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Extra-Large $17.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Double Extra-Large $19.00 [Order]  [ View Cart]
Triple Extra-Large, Natural Color $19.00 [Order]  [ View Cart]

   
T-BushSlash.gif Bush with Slash T-shirt
Express your anti-Bush sentiments as succinctly as possible with this 'Not Bush' logo. Wear it as you walk around DC, Florida, Texas and Langley VA, to get the locals chattering. Features a bold black and red graphic on a white T-shirt.
Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X.

Small $18.00 [Order]  [Checkout]
Medium $18.00 [Order]  [Checkout]
Large $18.00 [Order]  [Checkout]
Extra-Large $18.00 [Order]  [Checkout]
Double Extra-Large $20.00 [Order]  [Checkout]

   
T-CusterDied.gif Custer Died for Your Sins T-shirt
This design was created at the request of a customer. We liked it so much we decided to make it available on our website.
The Custer Died for Your Sins graphic is now available on a white, high-quality Soft Link T-shirt in the size of your choice using an ink sublimation iron-on decal.
Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X sizes.

These shirt sizes run big. Please use the dimensions shown next to each size when deciding which size shirt to order.

Small (38" chest x 27" tall) $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Medium (42" chest x 27" tall) $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Large (48" chest x 29" tall) $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Extra Large (52" chest x 32" tall) $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Double Extra-Large (54" chest x 32" tall) $22.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Triple Extra-Large (62" chest x 35" tall) $23.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]

   
T-WoMD.jpg Weapons of Mass Destruction Shirt
Here they are, we found them! This great retro-looking shirt shows the locations of WMD manufacuring plants and stores right here in the United States. Gee, who knew those bad old WMDs were so close to our homes? This shirt comes in a cactus green color and features the map image at left on the front and a list of "tour stops" on the back. Click the image to see the back of the shirt. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for the Double-XL.
Small $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Medium $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Extra-Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Double Extra-Large $19.50 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]

   
T-AnyImage.gif Any Image Tshirt
Please tell us exactly which design or slogan you want on your shirt in the 'Ordering Instructions' box in the Shopping Cart. Please specify text style, colors, etc.

Check out our Sample Images for ideas, or send us your own idea or artwork. We do NOT do custom artwork - send us your completed images via e-mail, (.jpg) highest-resolution quality please, to order105 at EvolveFISH dot com.

We will put any of our sticker or button slogans/images on a high quality T shirt (100% cotton on the inside, 100% polyester on the outside. Please note that this mix of fabrics within one garment DOES violate certain biblical prohibitions. BUT these shirts are so comfortable that we have gotten special dispensation.) Our customers have asked for this for years, and we finally have a process that allows us to honor their request. Just order the shirt here, then place a few words that describe the sticker or button image you want on the front of the shirt in the comments box when you check out.
If you'd like a second image on the back of the shirt, order the $5.00 Second Image and tell us in "Comments" what to put there. We use a dye-sublimation process that provides beautiful full color with no heavy rubbery pad beneath the image. (Some restrictions apply on images that carry a trademark or copyright.)
Available in short or long sleeved White or Ash Gray Standard sizes, Women's scoop-neck sizes and Youth sizes.
These shirt sizes run a bit big. Please use the dimensions shown next to each size when deciding which size shirt to order.

We only have very limited quantities of Ash Gray, long-sleeve shirts. Please call to confirm we still have these in your size!

Again, please tell us which Design/Words you want on your shirt in the 'Ordering Instructions' box in the Shopping Cart. Just write us a note and say something like; "Hi, I'd like you to put........." on my shirt! I'll be so greatful I'll send you a picture of my first born and promise to vote in the next election!"

More FINE PRINT... the AnyImage items are custom made "just for you" so they are NOT RETURNABLE.

We sometimes use creative license to dress up the colors or design and we almost always "sign" the design with a tiny EvolveFISH.com.

Second Image on Any Image Shirt $6.00 [Order]  [Checkout]
White Small (38"" chest x 27"" tall) $20.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
White Medium (42"" chest x 27"" tall) $20.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
White Large (48"" chest x 29"" tall) $20.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
White Long Sleeve Triple Extra-Large $32.00 [Order]  [Checkout]
White Extra-Large (52"" chest x 32"" tall) $20.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
White Double Extra-Large (54"" chest x 32"" tall) $22.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
White Triple Extra-Large (62"" chest x 35"" tall) $23.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Ash Gray Small (38"" chest x 27"" tall) $20.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Ash Gray Medium (42"" chest x 27"" tall) $20.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Ash Gray Large (48"" chest x 29"" tall) $20.00 [ Add to Cart]  [ View Cart]
Ash Gray Extra-Large (52"" chest x 32"" tall) $20.00 [ Add to Cart]