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We have pro-science shirts, anti-war shirts, progressive shirts, liberal shirts, patriotic shirts here for many tastes and themes. Darwin shirts, peace shirts, Homeland Security shirts, anti-religion... there's all kinds of fun to be had here! All of our shirts are proudly printed here in The USA! Wear your favorite slogan on your t-shirt - get yours today!
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Out of the Ooze and Born to Cruise T-Shirt
T-OutOoze We are pleased to offer this Exclusive to EvolveFISH.com shirt Here is one of Ray Troll's greatest designs! This sand/tan-colored heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt has his 'Born to Cruise' fish taking that historic first step. The shirt also has a small EvolveFISH logo on the back near the collar. Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic. |
Favorite Image Long-Sleeve T-shirt $24.00 Long-Sleeve sticker image t-shirt. Many customers have asked us to print our vinyl sticker images on t-shirts. So here are some long-sleeved, navy or maroon, 100% cotton shirts, with a choice of some of our best-selling vinyl sticker images. See more of our vinyl sticker images here. Choose your shirt color, size, and vinyl image from the drop-down menus. If another color vinyl is desired please enclose a note with that in the comments box. NOTE: because these shirts are custom made, they are NON-RETURNABLE! Additionally, please note if you would like a specific color image on your shirt; otherwise, we will choose the color that matches the shirt color best. |
Favorite Image Short Sleeve Shirt$20.00 Express your unique creativity and individuality! Our most popular images are now available in an easy to care for, 100% preshrunk cotton shirt. We are also in the process of changing our vendor to one that carries shirts made here in the US! Choose your shirt color, size, and image from the drop down box. See more of possible images here. Choose your shirt color, size, and image from the drop-down menus. Please note that we no longer have plum in XL. If another design, or other color choice is desired please enclose a note with that in the comments box on the checkout page. NOTE: Because these shirts are custom made, they are NON-RETURNABLE! Additionally, unless specified, we will choose the color of the image based on what looks best on the color shirt you are ordering. If you'd like a specific color for the image, PLEASE note this so we can send you exactly what you want! |
Nothing Fails Like Prayer T-Shirt$20.00 Celebrate the upcoming National Day of Prayer freethought style! This black t-shirt features big and bold silver text. The National Day of Prayer was officially designated in 1952 by the US as a time for the nation to "turn to God in prayer and meditation." Celebrated on May 6, it was ruled unconstitutional in the state of Wisconsin and is expected to eventually go to the Supreme Court. |
Flying Spaghetti Monster T-shirt$20.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster T-shirt. Well, you asked for it, so here's the noodly t-shirt you all wanted! The FSM logo is in shiny silver. Wear this to your local mall and watch the fundamentalists stare in disapproval! Also available as a "favorite freethought image shirt" in other styles and colors. Follow this link http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/holiday.html#4564 Choose your size from the drop down list below. |
BP Shirt with BP's real results, Bye Bye Planet$20.00 This is what many people think BP (British Petroleum) really stands for. This image appears on a yellow shirt. |
Washington Quote T-Shirt$20.00 Here it is in black and white from our Founding Father: "The United States is in no sense founded upon the Christian doctrine." From his lips to God's ears. This image is a close up of the design; it is white print on a black shirt. Choose your size from the drop down menu below. |
Ten Reasons Beer Is Better Than Jesus shirt
$20.00 Ten Reasons Beer Is Better Than Jesus shirt. Here's the son of god, kicking back on a Friday night, with a cold beer. But we Freethinkers prefer beer to any kind of religion, and the back of this 100% cotton shirt celebrates a few of the reasons why. Click on the image for a closer look at the graphics. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Darwin Quote T-Shirt$20.00 "It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the ones most responsive to change." Good ol' Charlie comes through with more wisdom. This would make a great shirt for that stubborn in-law who can't move past primitive Rush thought. White on black. Choose your size from the drop down menu below. |
Why Believe In A God? t-shirt
$18.00 Why Believe In A God? t-shirt. Why indeed! Here is the t-shirt of the American Humanist Association's new 'bus billboard' campaign. This pale blue with navy trim 'ringer' t-shirt features bold green 'n' red text, and is decorated with five seasonal snowflakes. Wear this, and you are guaranteed to start some interesting conversations! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Well-Behaved Women pink t-shirt$18.00 Our VERY popular "Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History" quote on a bright pink women's t-shirt. Because REAL women like to stand out in a crowd! So there. |
I Pledge Allegiance to the Earth t-shirt
$20.00 I Pledge Allegiance to the Earth t-shirt. Created for the green thinkers among us, here's a new Pledge of Allegiance for a new age of environmental responsibility. Click on the shirt for a closer look at the new Pledge! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Cheesus Chrust Pizza Shirt
$19.00 What kind of delicacy would be served at a 21st century last supper? Why, America's national dish, of course! Here we have "Cheesus Chrust" handing out pizza with tasty little Baptist fish on every slice. The back of the shirt shows a scene from the last supper, where pizza is on the menu, naturally!Choose your size and sleeve length from the drop down menu below. |
Evolution Ring Shirt
This shirt shows the circular ring of evolution which starts with an ape, progressing through Neanderthal man, all the way up to near-perfection - us! The shirt is a cool pre-washed, pale blue color, with a black circular logo. Click on the picture to see the shirt graphic. These shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and XL sizes, and $2.90 each for 2XL size. Approximate sizes are as follows: Size Width Length Small - 18" 28" Medium - 21" 29" Large - 22" 30" XLarge - 24" 33" XXLarge - 26" 33" (Measurements are made with the shirt lying on a flat surface, measured across for Width, and from top to bottom for Length) Medium $20.00 Large $20.00 Extra-Large $20.00 Double Extra-Large $22.00 |
Intelligent Design Organic t-shirt$30.00 Intelligent Design Organic t-shirt. Here's a great new gold vinyl print, on an organic 100% cotton pre-shrunk t-shirt. Those intelligently designed wind turbines show up really well on the dark green background. This shirt even manages to make one of our local eco-activist friends look cool! |
Intelligent Design Wind Turbine t-shirt
$20.00 There are no oil wells, war or pollution here - just a row of clean, quiet, intelligently designed wind turbines generating renewable power for caring, pro-science folks like you! This design is exclusive of EvolveFISH.com .(Print is 7.5" x 7" - shown slightly larger here for clarity.) Click on image for size details. |
New Support Science DNA Helix t-shirt$20.00 New Support Science DNA Helix t-shirt. We thought it was time to 'evolve' our classic Support Science t-shirt, so here is the brand new navy shirt, with a brightly-colored DNA helix spiraling out of the shirt towards you! Choose your size from Small to 3XLarge from the drop-down menu. |
Darwin Fish Single-Sided T-Shirt$18.00 Here's a big, bold 'in-ya-face' version of the classic Darwin Fish T-shirt! The back of this shirt is plain, but the giant DARWIN logo on the front can be seen clearly from a good distance away. And with the addition of a small size, children can now promote the message of reason too! Available in bright silver lettering on a black shirt, or black lettering on white shirt (shown). Choose your color and size from the drop down lists below. |
Darwin Fish Double Sided Support 400 T-Shirt
$19.00 This shirt has the popular small Darwin fish logo on the front left chest. The back says: "SUPPORT THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION. 400 BILLION AMPHIBIANS CAN'T BE WRONG!" Available in black with silver lettering or white with black lettering.Choose your color and size from the drop down boxes below. Click on picture for detail of shirt's rear graphic. |
Support Science / EvolveFISH T-Shirt
$19.00 The original EvolveFISH on high quality, 100% cotton t-shirt there's a little Evolve Fish on the left front chest, and another much bigger one on the back. The design on the back includes the slogan "Support Science, Not Superstition." Blue letters on ash gray shirts or lighter blue letters on the black shirts. Choose your color and size from the menus below. |
The Moral Progress of a Nation.... Gandhi quote t-shirt
$20.00 "The Moral Progress of a Nation Can Be Judged by the Way its Animals are Treated." This product was created by one of our animal-loving staff members who cringes whenever an animal is hurting and cannot bear to watch animal cop shows!Choose your size from the drop-down menu below. |
Varsity-style Support Science t-shirt$20.00 Here's a great new shirt that's sure to be a hit with rational-minded college students everywhere. This light gray t-shirt states the pro-science message loud 'n' clear! Logo is approx. 10" x 7" |
Well Behaved Women - Women's Cut T-shirt
This popular slogan makes a bold statement on a women's cut white T-shirt. These shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium size, $1.50 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $1.90 each for Double-XL sizes. Sizes are as follws: Women's Small (36" chest x 24" tall) Women's Medium (40" chest x 25" tall) Women's Large (44" chest x 26" tall) Women's Extra-Large (46" chest x 26" tall) Women's Double Extra-Large (48" chest x 28" tall) Small $18.00 Medium $18.00 Large $18.00 Extra-Large $18.00 Double Extra-Large $18.00 |
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Sweat ShirtWell Behaved Women Rarely Make History Sweat Shirt. One of our most popular slogans on a soft, warm, white sweatshirt. It's sure to spark up conversation and comments as you wear it out and about. Due to the weight of the sweatshirt fabric, additional shipping charges of $3.50 apply. Medium $26.00 Large $26.00 Extra-Large $26.00 Double Extra-Large $29.00 |
Original Homeland Security T-shirt
Here it is, the Original Homeland Security, Fighting Terrorism Since 1492 T-shirt. It features an image of Geronimo and Chiracahua Apaches on a Gildan 100% heavyweight cotton, preshrunk T-shirt. The dark sepia-toned ink on this natural 'off-white' colored shirt makes a strikingly attractive combination. Click on the shirt for a better look at the image. Don't be fooled by imitations, these are marketed by Native Americans right here in their homeland! The shirts are printed on a Navajo reservation in the Rocky Mountain region. This design is also available as a bumper sticker. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X, Triple-X sizes.
If we are temporarily out of the size you request, you will be notified by a message at the top of the shopping cart. These are very popular shirts and the artist who makes them has trouble keeping up with demand |
Discoveries in Science Colorized T-shirt
$18.00 Science Discoveries: Hundreds vs. Creation Science Discoveries: Zero! This T-shirt, was originally produced during the period when the Kansas Board of Education banned, "de-emphasized" the teaching of evolution in public schools, and was part of the successful campaign to overturn the ban. The absolute emptiness on the creation science side of the shirt really makes the point. Extra shipping costs of $1.00 for Small and Medium size shirts, $1.90 for Large and Extra Large, $2.90 for Double Extra Large. |
The Perils of Nude Fly Fishing t-shirt
$18.00 The Perils of Nude Fly Fishing t-shirt. Ray Troll's latest ash-gray cotton shirt has some serious comedy teeth! Devout sportsmen should all take extra care handling their rods in chilly mountain waters, after this timely warning! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. Click on the image for a closer look. |
Jesus was more Goth than You T-shirt
$30.00 It's obvious to even the most casual observer that Jesus was clearly Goth. The evidence stares us in the face: - he was into fishnet - he went to dens of iniquity - he had the gaunt look down - he was big on crucifixes - he was into body piercings - he was fascinated with the occult - he spent time in tombs - he was secretly a vampire - he was obsessed with Death White printing on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. The front of the shirt makes a bold statement, with the reasons lined up for all to see on the back. |
Vasectomy Orange t-shirt$18.00 This shirt is a reward for those few gentlemen who are doing their part for population control. Did you know it was once illegal to advertise where to get a vasectomy? This shirt was originally designed for the first publicized vasectomy clinic in Chicago (late 1960's). Each customer got a t-shirt. A portion of the sales from each shirt goes to support the great reproduction rights advocate Bill Baird. Bill was once arrested for distributing condoms to unmarried people. Although not an attorney and unable to hire one, he fought two reproductive rights cases in front of the Supreme Court.... and WON! Thank you, Bill Baird! |
Flying Spaghetti Monster Navy Long-sleeved T-shirt$24.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster Navy Long-sleeved T-shirt FSM. Here's a new navy-blue variation on the FSM t-shirt. With the blue-eyed, shiny silver FSM design, this one is perfect for the cooler months, when even the hardiest of pirates and their shipmates occasionally have to stay indoors! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Hooded Sweatshirt "Hoodie" with Embroidered Evolve Logo
$44.00 What better way to stay warm on a chilly day, than with this high-quality, heavyweight hooded sweatshirt, made of a tough, poly-cotton blended fabric. It comes in a rich black color and that highly-evolved FISH logo embroidered in bright red, holding a white wrench. Very stylish! And yes, there are even big front pockets where you can keep your hands warm in winter! Also available in pullover style. Due to weight, all hoodies require an additional $5.70 in postage to addresses within the USA. |
Freedom is the Distance T-Shirt
$18.00 One of our more popular designs has moved from the bumper sticker to a T-shirt. The Freedom is the Distance graphic is now available on a 100% cotton heavyweight white, T-shirt in the size of your choice. We also have this design on a sticker and a keychain and also a coffee/tea mug! Choose your size from the drop down menu below. |
Pink Peace Hoodie Rhinestone
$26.00 Pink Peace Hoodie Rhinestone. Made of an ultra-warm poly-cotton blend, this brightly-colored hoodie will keep you warm 'n' toasty during a mid-winter peace rally, or while you're out walking the dog on a chilly day! Click on the image for a close-up look at the peace symbol. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Children's Rainbow Peace Sign t-shirt$15.00 Children's Rainbow Peace Sign t-shirt. Here's a smaller version of the tye-dye rainbow shirt, with that great big peace sign on it. Perfect for junior peace-lovers everywhere! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. Please note that Small is not available. |
Children's Rainbow Peace Sweatshirt$26.00 Rainbow Peace Sweatshirt. And here are some zippered poly-cotton blended 'hoodies' for your junior peace campaigners, who will just love the bright colors and huge pockets. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. Please note that Medium is no longer available. |
Darwin Day Monkey Fish t-shirt
$21.00 February 12, 2009 is Charles Darwin's 200th birthday, so celebrate the wonders of science and progress by wearing this cool 'FishFrogApe' design! Every shirt is unique in its design coloration. The special screenprinting process we use makes each shirt into a unique work of art! The shirt is a natural khaki color, made of 100% heavyweight cotton. These shirts require an extra shipping charge of $1.90 each. |
Every Day is Earth Day shirt
$25.00 Every Day is Earth Day shirt. This made-in-the-USA organic deep brown shirt is dyed with 100% clay, and features the popular "Tree of Life" design. Wear this cool shirt to show others that you're supporting our planet, and you might persuade them to do the same! Click on the shirt for a look at the image. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Ancient Forests Women's violet t-shirt
Ancient Forests Women's violet t-shirt. Here's another beautiful shirt from master artist Ray Troll. This one includes a timely environmental message which praises the beauty of nature and the need for its conservation. The intricate detailing really stands out on the violet background of the shirt, and there's even a little EvolveFISH logo on the left sleeve! Click on the image for a closer look. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. Please note that not all sizes are available. |
Religion Is Retarded t-shirt
Religion Is Retarded t-shirt. This shirt is perfect for parading around the mall on a Sunday morning. Definitely an eye-opener - if you're brave enough to wear it! Click on the image for a closer look. Black Small $20.00 Black Medium $20.00 Black Large $20.00 Black Extra Large $20.00 Black 2 Extra Large $22.00 Navy Small $20.00 Navy Medium $20.00 Navy Large $20.00 Navy Extra Large $20.00 Navy 2 Extra Large $22.00 |
Preserve the Balance steel blue shirt
$18.00 Preserve the Balance steel blue shirt. Here’s another great shirt from acclaimed artist Ray Troll! The sharp steel blue provides an excellent background for an incredibly beautiful, detailed design boasting a pro-environment message. One of our little EvolveFISH logos is also featured on the left sleeve. Click on the image for a close-up view. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Right Wing Christians - Proof that Evolution Works Backwards Too! t-Shirt
$17.00 This shirt cleverly depicts the descent of your typical right-wing Christian into the ape, symbolizing how their 'thinking' stems from that primitive, reptilian cortex. Finally, Darwin can take his revenge.... Click on the image for a closer look. Only a few of these left! Please note the only size we have is small. |
Ancient Forests Leaf Green t-Shirt
Ancient Forests, Leaf Green t-Shirt. Here's another beautiful shirt from master artist Ray Troll. This one includes a timely environmental message which praises the beauty of our natural 'treescape', and the need for conservation. The detailing really stands out on the green background of the shirt, and it looks even better in person. There's also our little EvolveFISH logo on the left sleeve! Click on the image for a closer look. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. Only two sizes left! |
Respect The Earth Children's t-shirt
$12.50 Respect The Earth and All Living Things Children's t-shirt. Here's our new earth-conscious kids' t-shirt - help them spread the word! In bright white, with an attractive print of the earth held gently in a human hand, these shirts are available in a range of kids' sizes, from Extra Small to Extra Large. Click on the image for a close up of the design. Choose from the drop-down menu below. |
Evolve Hoodie Pull Over (NO Zipper)
$44.00 Here's the pull-over version of our embroidered infamous hoodie. Just as comfy without the teeth!Limited sizes available. Due to weight, all hoodies require an additional $5.70 in postage to addresses within the USA. |
Touch the Earth Gently shirt
$25.00 Touch the Earth Gently Shirt. This beautiful burnt orange-colored shirt is made of USA-made organic cotton and dyed with "100% clay," using natural materials and processes. It carries a timely reminder to us all, to nurture Mother Earth - our only home. Click on the image for a closer look at this design. Choose your size from Medium to 2XL using the drop-down menu. |
Children's Rainbow Earth t-shirt$15.00 Children's Rainbow Earth t-shirt. Here's the kids' version of the tye-dye Rainbow Earth shirt. In a range of smaller sizes for the little environmentalists in your family! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Embrace Your Inner Fish black t-shirt
$18.00 Here is Ray Troll's new limited edition Embrace Your Inner Fish t-shirt! "Chuckie D" is a modern-day Charles Darwin, shown here hugging a giant green Tiktaalik fish. There's also one of our little EvolveFISH logos on the left sleeve. Choose your size below. |
Stop The War Machine t-shirt
$20.00 Stop The War Machine t-shirt. America's corporate war machine siphons off trillions of taxpayers' dollars every year, and for what? So the US Government's five-decade killing spree can continue - for a profit. The money then buys off hypocritical 'pro-life' politicians, and the whole cycle of death and destruction continues. It's the system that makes America the envy of the world. Click on the image for a closer look. |
Twin Doves Womens Cut T-shirt$25.00 Here's a design that's somewhat like the vintage swallows shirt, but it features peace doves instead. Gold peace doves on a black, junior style cut T-shirt. Small fits sizes 0-4 with a 14.75" chest and 22" length. Medium fits sizes 4-8 with a 15.75" chest and a 23" length. Large fits sizes 8-10 with a 16.75" chest and a 24" length. XL fits sizes 10-12 with a 17.75" chest and a 25" length. XXL fits sizes 12-14 with an 18.75" chest and a 26" length. |
Peace Rainbow TieDye shirt$29.00 Tye Dye Peace Symbol t-shirt. Here's a super new technicolor t-shirt, with a large peace symbol on the front. Perfect for you folks who do not want to blend in with the crowd. It gets worn by all the best people - and John McCain, too! Choose your size, from Small to 3XL; please note that we no longer have medium available. |
Peace Symbol T-Shirt$18.00 The classic peace symbol design returns on a 100% cotton teal shirt. From the Vietnam era to Iraq, peace protesters have worn this shirt with pride, knowing they are speaking truth to corrupted powers in The White House. Across the generations, this has remained a simple yet powerful statement for troubled times. Please choose your size from the drop down menu; note that sizes XL and 2XL are no longer available for this design. |
First One Out... Wins! (2nd edition) t-shirt
First One Out (2nd edition) t-shirt. Brand new design! Those who evolve make the most progress, so let's all climb out of the primordial swamp! Click on the image for a closer look. These cream-colored cotton shirts require an extra shipping charge of $1.00 |
Data in the Strata T-Shirt
Exclusive to EvolveFISH.com! Ray Troll Wearable Art! This Heavyweight Ash Gray 90%-cotton 10%-polyester t-shirt is a Ray Troll original. Includes a small EvolveFish on the back up near the collar. We think the picture says it all. A great shirt for everyone who thinks the earth just might be a little older than 6,000 years!. Click on picture for a close-up of the shirt graphic. Medium $18.00 Large $18.00 Extra-Large $19.00 Double Extra-Large $21.00 |
I Think Therefore I'm Dangerous T-Shirt
$18.00 Black image and text on a pebble colored t-shirt. Let them know what they're up against: An active mind! We also have buttons with the same message. Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic. "Pebble" is really a khaki grey color...does that help? |
The Religions T-shirt
A grey t-shirt bearing quotes about various religions. The statements include: Taoism: Shit Happens; Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It; Jehovah's Witness: Knock Knock: 'Shit Happens', and so on. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X size. Click on picture for detail of the shirt graphic. Small $17.00 Medium $17.00 Large $17.00 Extra-Large $17.00 Double Extra-Large $18.00 |
Heretic T-Shirt
This black t-shirt declares the wearer as a HERETIC, shows a picture of people being burned in typically compassionate christian style, and lists dozens of your fellow heretics - including Joan of Arc, Galileo, Johannes Kepler, Copernicus, Giordano Bruno, and many more. Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X size. Small $19.00 Medium $19.00 Large $19.00 Extra-Large $19.00 Double Extra-Large $22.00 Triple Extra-Large $22.00 |
My Ancestors Spent 3.8 Billion Years Evolving T-shirt
Here's a shirt for Intelligent Design proponents to ponder. The text is interspersed with Ray Troll drawings of various 'evolving' species up to the point of an, arguably, fully evolved human male holding a beer can. The animals are in full colors, while the text is black on a white, 50/50 SoftLink T-shirt. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X sizes. Small $18.00 Medium $18.00 Large $18.00 Extra-Large $18.00 Double Extra-Large $20.00 Triple Extra-Large $22.00 |
Discoveries in Science REVERSED T-shirt$18.00 This one has that long list of scientific discoveries printed on the BACK of the shirt, so if you feel more comfortable having curious onlookers staring at your back while they read the shirt (rather than your chest), this is the one for you! Extra shipping costs of $1.00 for Small and Medium size shirts, $1.90 for Large and Extra Large, $2.90 for Triple Extra Large. |
Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People T-shirt$18.00 Doesn't it seem like the 'stupid people group' is growing larger every year? Their whining has grown to ridiculous levels these days, so maybe if more smart people wear this T-shirt we can start shrinking the stupid group! Republican die-hards, chickenhawks, rednecks, Glenn Beck's viewers, Rush's listeners, gun nuts.... the list goes on and on. White text on a black, 100% cotton T-shirt. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small size, and $1.90 each for Large size. Only a few of these shirts left! |
Atheist NEW Symbol t-shirt$20.00 Here is the brand new Atheist symbol on a white t-shirt. This design looks like a car hood ornament, or a piece of shiny polished, stainless steel bling, but this logo is guaranteed to start an interesting conversation anywhere you go! The 'A' graphic comes on a high quality white t-shirt in sizes Small - 3XL. |
Native Peoples T-Shirt
This shirt has a silhouetted image of a Native American, framed by the words: "Ask the Native Peoples about Christian Love." During certain holidays and in various geographical locations, this shirt may be an eye opener. The shirt is a light sage green color. (Please note that the XLs come on a darker forest green cotton shirt.) Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X sizes. Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic. Small $17.00 Medium $17.00 Large $17.00 Extra-Large $17.00 Double Extra-Large $19.00 Triple Extra-Large, Natural Color $19.00 |
It's Never Too Late to Mutate T-Shirt
Exclusive to EvolveFISH.com! Is it your turn to mutate? Here's Charles Darwin driving through prehistory in his EVolvo! Hilarious art by Ray Troll on this cool white t-shirt. Also has one of our little EvolveFISH logos on the left sleeve. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 for Medium size, and $2.90 each for Double-X size. Click on the picture for a close-up look at the shirt graphic. Medium $18.00 Double Extra-Large $21.00 |
Fish Worship T-shirt
Exclusive to EvolveFISH.com! Ray Troll's colorful Fish Worship art adorns this eye-catching shirt. The colors jump off the black shirt while the image's message is sure to arch a few eyebrows! Check out the Fish Worship cap! Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.85 each for Medium and Large sizes, $2.19 for Extra-Large size. Medium $18.00 Large $18.00 Extra-Large $18.00 Double Extra-Large $21.00 |
Fabric of Life T-Shirt
Exclusive to EvolveFISH.com! Double-sided Ray Troll Art Shirt features a small 'Evolve star' on the left chest and the graphic art story of the FABRIC of LIFE on the back. 100% heavyweight cotton, white printing on a black t-shirt. As much fun to look at as it is to wear! Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X size. Click on picture for a detail view of the shirt's rear graphic. Medium $18.00 Large $18.00 Extra-Large $18.00 Double Extra-Large $21.00 |
War No More T-Shirt
Brightly colored centered image on black shirt. Text reads "War No More" and "Not With My Body - Not With My Money - Not With My Mind". Let people know how you feel about the world's primary international money-go-round: WAR! Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic. Small $20.00 Medium $20.00 Large $20.00 Extra-Large $20.00 Double Extra-Large $22.00 Triple Extra-Large $23.00 |
God Was My Copilot T-Shirt
A childlike simplicity draws little ones and older folks, to the simple tale of failed belief. And the smile obviously reveals the former believer's relief! Featuring white graphics on a black, high quality, 100% cotton t-shirt. We also have this message on Button and Sticker. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Triple-X sizes. Please note that we no longer have 2XL available. Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic. Small $16.00 Medium $16.00 Large $16.00 Extra-Large $16.00 Triple Extra-Large $22.00 |
Peace Around The World Unisex T-Shirt
This delightful dove graphic is printed on a white, high-quality SoftLink T-shirt in the size of your choice using an ink sublimation iron-on decal. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X size. Small $18.00 Medium $18.00 Large $18.00 Extra-Large $18.00 Double Extra-Large $20.00 |
Be The Change You Wish T-ShirtThis is a presentation of the famous Ghandi quote, "Be the change you wish to see in the world." The design on the tee is a blue and green representation of the earth with black lettering on a white t-shirt. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-XL and Triple Extra-Large size. Please use the size information below to determine the size you need. Small (38" chest x 27" tall) Medium (42" chest x 27" tall) Large (48" chest x 29" tall) Extra-Large (52" chest x 32" tall) Double Extra-Large (54" chest x 32" tall) Triple Extra-Large (62" chest x 35" tall) Small $18.00 Medium $18.00 Large $18.00 Extra-Large $18.00 Double Extra-Large $22.00 Triple Extra-Large $22.00 |
Secular Coalition T-shirt
The Secular Coalition for America logo will be placed on a white, high-quality Soft Link T-shirt in the size of your choice using an ink sublimation iron-on decal. The Secular Coalition for America is a new lobbying organization whose purpose is to amplify the diverse and growing voice of the nontheistic community in the United States. You can learn more at their website Secular Coalition for America. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double Extra-Large size. Small $18.00 Medium $18.00 Large $18.00 Extra-Large $18.00 Double Extra-Large $22.00 Triple Extra-Large $22.00 |
AHA Religious Right T-shirt
This graphic is from the American Humanist Association's (AHA) "Humanist Values Education Ad Campaign" that you may have seen in the Progressive, the Nation and the American Prospect, as well as The Humanist. It's a great attention getter! When you purchase this shirt you are supporting the American Humanist Association. A Voice for Progressive Values in America. Small $20.00 Medium $20.00 Large $20.00 Extra-Large $20.00 Double Extra-Large $22.00 Triple Extra-Large $23.00 |
Obama Shepard Fairey t-shirt$20.00 Obama Shepard Fairey t-shirt. Here's our own version of the iconic Barack Obama image, by Shepard Fairey (the one that got him into so much trouble with the Associated Press!) Now you can wear it on this pale blue t-shirt with navy trim, in all sizes from small to 3XL. |
Born Again Non-Believer Shirt
$20.00 This image isn't for everyone, but if you are eager to communicate with your christian brothers, this shirt will certainly draw them to you. The "Born Again" line has become a trademark of the Ted Haggard generation of believers. Comparing it to a "Fairy Tale Free" existence should make a for a good jumping off point in your christian conversion discussion. And you can save money by buying shirts for all your "Non-Believer" friends. It see a little clearer image, click on the picture here. This image is avaiable on a white or grey shirt |
Rational Responders T-Shirt$20.00 They're on patrol and they're coming to correct that sectarian brainwashing! The Rational Response Squad is out to prove to the world that rational thinking is the next evolutionary step in the human thought process. Support them by grabbing a shirt and doing some patrolling of your own! Adorned with the Rational Response Squad badge and the caption: "Believe in God? We can fix that." Find the Rational Response Squad at RationalResponders.com |
Sweet Home Colorado shirt$25.00 Sweet Home Colorado shirt. Who needs Alabama when you can get your natural 'mile-highs' without leaving the ground? Inspired by a song from the 20th century, and our state license plate, this pre-shrunk 100% cotton shirt is proudly worn by natives and insurgents alike. Get yours in time for summer! Choose your style and size from the boxes below. Men's standard sizes go from Small - 2XL. Women's sizes go from Small - 2XL. (Small fits sizes 0-4 with a 14" chest and 22" length. Medium fits sizes 4-8 with a 15" chest and a 23" length. Large fits sizes 8-10 with a 16" chest and a 24" length. XL fits sizes 10-12 with a 17" chest and a 25" length. XXL fits sizes 12-14 with an 18" chest and a 26" length.) |
Yes We Did 2008 Obama t-shirt$18.00 Yes We Did 2008 Obama Fairey t-shirt. Celebrate Barack Obama's landslide election victory with this great piece of art... on a navy blue cotton t-shirt! Strut your Democrat stuff proudly over the holidays, and look forward to a renewed America in 2009. Choose your size from Small to 3XL. |
Yes We Can! Obama t-shirt$18.00 Yes We Can! Obama t-shirt. You voted for him in huge numbers, now you can wear the 'victory' t-shirt! This is a wonderfully positive message to carry into our brand new era in American politics! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Obama 08 t-shirt$15.00 Obama 08 t-shirt. Well here it is - the 'must have' shirt for the fall of 2008! Made of 100% preshrunk cotton, in Democrat Blue, with the classic multi-colored Obama logo. It's a refreshing change that we all need, and it will be a high-fashion item for the next 4 years, or maybe 8! IN STOCK, SHIPPING NOW Choose your size from Small to 2XL. |
IllumiNaughty T-shirt
$20.00 Watch out! It's the IllumiNaughty! They are everywhere and they know how YOU like it! Here's a fun shirt featuring the IllumiNaughty's all-seeing eye on the front. The back of the shirt has text saying: "We are everywhere and we know how you like it." Silver image on a black 100% cotton t-shirt. Comes in unisex or women's cut sizes. Pick your style and size from the drop-down menus below. |
Illuminaughty Panties
$10.50 We told you, we are everywhere, and we STILL know how you like it! Perhaps now more than ever. Your favorite wicked twist on one of the world's oldest conspiracies has made it's way into the sordid depths of your underwear drawer. Come and proudly display your membership to those select few privileged enough to know your secret. Design on comfortable black cotton shorties with the society's symbol on the front and the words "Illuminaughty" boldly scrawled across the back. |
DNA is Life! t-shirt
$20.00 "DNA is Life! The rest is just translation." As any scientist would tell you, this is absolutely true! White shirt features full color DNA helix with red text.
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Any Image Tshirt Please tell us exactly which design or slogan you want on your shirt in the 'Ordering Instructions' box in the Shopping Cart. Please specify text style, colors, etc. Check out our Sample Images for ideas, or send us your own idea or artwork. We do NOT do custom artwork - send us your completed images via e-mail, (.jpg) highest-resolution quality please, to order105 at EvolveFISH dot com. Keep in mind that if we have to do actual "artwork"* for your design there will be an art charge. (*You send us a concept and slogan and request us to create an image, sure its fun but it takes time.) We will put any of our sticker or button slogans/images on a high quality T shirt (100% cotton on the inside, 100% polyester on the outside. Please note that this mix of fabrics within one garment DOES violate certain biblical prohibitions. BUT these shirts are so comfortable that we have gotten special dispensation.) SHIRT UPDATE, the short sleeve Unisex shirts are now being made on Vapor Apparels American Backcounty Moisture Wicking Tee. These shirts are made with a minimum of 76.3% Hydroelectric power, the company is very green minded.
For years our customers have asked for the chance to put their idea on a shirt; we finally have a process that allows us to honor their request. Just order the shirt here, then place a few words that describe the sticker or button image you want on the front of the shirt in the comments box when you check out. We only have very limited quantities of Ash Gray, long-sleeve shirts. Please call to confirm we still have these in your size! Again, please tell us which Design/Words you want on your shirt in the 'Ordering Instructions' box in the Shopping Cart. Just write us a note and say something like; "Hi, I'd like you to put........." on my shirt! I'll be so greatful I'll send you a picture of my first born and promise to vote in the next election!" More FINE PRINT... the AnyImage items are custom made "just for you" so they are NOT RETURNABLE. We sometimes use creative license to dress up the colors or design and we almost always "sign" the design with a tiny EvolveFISH.com. |
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