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We have pro-science shirts, progressive shirts, liberal shirts, patriotic shirts, Darwin shirts, peace shirts, Homeland Security shirts, anti-religion, and much more! All of our shirts are proudly made in The USA!.
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Cheesus Chrust Pizza Shirt
$19.00 AVAILABLE IN SHORT AND LONG SLEEVE LENGTHS! What kind of delicacy would be served at a 21st century last supper? Why, America's national dish, of course! Here we have "Cheesus Chrust" handing out pizza with tasty little Baptist fish on every slice. The back of the shirt shows a scene from the last supper, where pizza is on the menu, naturally! Dough colored shirt with black and multi-color images. Choose your size and sleeve length from the drop down menu below. |
Christopher Hitchens Tour Tshirt
$20.00 In tribute to one of the foremost advocates for Antitheism. This shirt features one of Hitch's most memorable quotes on the front and a list of highlights from his esteemed career and life on the back. Click the image for more information! |
Favorite Image Women's Tank Top$18.00 Women's Cut Tank Top. We offer a slimming, form-fitting black tank top. You can choose any of our great-selling vinyl images or choose from the selection in the drop down box below. Just tell us exactly what you want, and we'll do the rest! This shirt offers the option to type the name of the design you want (if it's one of our vinyls not appearing on the list below)on the checkout page. Please note we only have sizes Small through XL. |
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Is this someone's idea of a joke shirt
$20.00 This is hilarious shirt pokes fun at the idea that god, heaven, a soul are all in the mind! You are sure to get a giggle from many, a dirty look for some, but an opinion from all! Click Here for more information regarding the different Atheist symbols. |
Native Peoples T-Shirt
$17.00 This shirt has a silhouetted image of a Native American, framed by the words: "Ask the Native Peoples about Christian Love." During certain holidays and in various geographical locations, this shirt may be an eye opener. The shirt is a light sage green color. (Please note that the XLs come on a darker forest green cotton shirt.) Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X sizes. Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic. |
In Memoriam Trayvon Martin Hoodie$40.00 The death of a young teen rocked the nation. Show your support for the 17 year old who was armed with iced tea and Skittles - both well-known deadly weapons - when he was shot to death at point blank range. These high-quality hoodies are made right here in the US by union employees who make more than minimum wage! Super-comfy warm fleece. White (the same color as Trayvon's) with red image. If you'd prefer black, please write that in the comments section of the checkout page. Please note that 3XL is ONLY available in black. |
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Abstinence 99.99% Effective shirt
$20.00 You hear a lot of talk about teaching abstinence to help combat the teenage pregnancy rate. Hmmmm. Looks like it is NOT 100 percent birth control according to the Virgin Mary! Get a couple laughs, some dirty looks and if you are lucky a middle finger with this shirt! Click the title to see more detail! |
Cthulhu Fish T-Shirt
$18.00 Cthulhu Fish T-Shirt. Here is our rendition of H.P. Lovecraft's iconic Cthulhu creature on a high-quality black shirt. Some have likened the Cthulhu creature to a God; others see him as a demon; some simply see Lovecraft as an individual with insights into netherworlds where such creatures are possible. Many today see it as similar to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - a fictitious God whom can be appeased by wearing his garb! Shirt is proudly made in the USA, and the metallic silver image is applied by the hard-working folks right here at EvolveFISH! Choose your size from the drop down list below. |
Sinner T-Shirt
$18.00 For those of you who like to have a good time, this shirt is for you! After all, "sin" is in the eye of the beholder! (Especially depending on which religious dogma is followed...) Black pre-shrunk cotton shirt is made in the US. Choose from men's or women's styles, in sizes Small to 2XL. |
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Cthulhu Fish T-Shirt (Blue shirt with teal vinyl)
$18.00 Cthulhu Fish T-Shirt. Here is our rendition of H.P. Lovecraft's iconic Cthulhu creature on a high-quality black shirt. Some have likened the Cthulhu creature to a God; others see him as a demon; some simply see Lovecraft as an individual with insights into netherworlds where such creatures are possible. Many today see it as similar to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - a fictitious God whom can be appeased by wearing his garb! Shirt is proudly made in the USA, and the metallic silver image is applied by the hard-working folks right here at EvolveFISH! Choose your size from the drop down list below. |
Ten Reasons Beer Is Better Than Jesus shirt
$20.00 Ten Reasons Beer Is Better Than Jesus shirt. Here's the son of god, kicking back on a Friday night, with a cold beer. But we Freethinkers prefer beer to any kind of religion, and the back of this 100% cotton shirt celebrates a few of the reasons why. Click on the image for a closer look at the graphics. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Militant Islamist, Militant Christianist, Militant Atheist shirt
$20.00 Remind all who read your shirt that its not atheists who fly into to buildings killing thousands, shoot abortion doctors(or anyone else at the clinic), or start wars over religion! Not only are most atheists ethical, moral individuals, but when we do form groups we still remain peaceful! Click Here for more information regarding the different Atheist symbols. |
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Godless Heathen T shirt
$20.00 This is a shirt design shown off by a visitor to our table at the Houston Freethought event in earlier October. The shirt is green with yellow/gold lettering. Sizes run from 2xLarge to Small. |
Ages of Rock T-Shirt$20.00 Straight from the scientific, punny mind of Ray Troll comes the "Ages of Rock" T-shirt. Carefully and painstakingly illustrated are the various stages of life on this planet, from the Archean to the Holocene, and the ages of extinction. Colorful image on a a forest green shirt. Choose your size from the drop-down menu below. |
Flying Spaghetti Monster Navy Long-sleeved T-shirt$24.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster Navy Long-sleeved T-shirt FSM. Here's a new navy-blue variation on the FSM t-shirt. With the blue-eyed, shiny silver FSM design, this one is perfect for the cooler months, when even the hardiest of pirates and their shipmates occasionally have to stay indoors! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
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Favorite Image Long-Sleeve T-shirt $24.00 Long-Sleeve sticker image t-shirt. Many customers have asked us to print our vinyl sticker images on t-shirts. So here are some long-sleeved, navy or maroon, 100% cotton shirts, with a choice of some of our best-selling vinyl sticker images. See more of our vinyl sticker images here. Choose your shirt color, size, and vinyl image from the drop-down menus. If another color vinyl is desired please enclose a note with that in the comments box. NOTE: because these shirts are custom made, they are NON-RETURNABLE! Additionally, please note if you would like a specific color image on your shirt; otherwise, we will choose the color that matches the shirt color best. |
FSM May His Noodly Appendages... T-Shirt
$20.00 Our newest tribute to his Holy Noodlyness The Flying Spaghetti Monster is now available in shirt form! (We also have this image as a greeting card and a magnet.) Full text reads: May His Noodly Appendages Touch You This Holiday Season. Well, we can only hope! Choose your size AND shirt color from the drop-down below. Click on image for a close-up of the design. |
Evil Little Thing, T-Shirt
$20.00 A 16 year old was berated on a radio program for contesting religious idolatry in her school and was dubbed an "Evil Little Thing." (Read the full story by clicking on the image.) So all you other "Evil Little Things" out there unite - and show Jessica she's not alone. |
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God was My Copilot, but I ate him TShirt
$18.00 Sometimes a Body of Christ wafer just isn't enough to to keep your belly full when stranded in a harsh alpine environment! This shirt is sure to raise some eyebrows. We also have this on a Magnet and a Sticker White Poly blend shirt choose your size below. Click on image for a close-up of the design. |
Favorite Image WOMEN'S CUT T-Shirt$20.00 Finally, a cut for the ladies! Our tees are gently tapered through the waist, with a narrower collar, and shorter sleeves and overall shirt length. Similar to our unisex version here, you can order any of the images we offer as vinyl stickers on this shirt. We offer black, bright pink, and white. Make your selections from the drop-down boxes below, and write in your own comments if needed. |
I Survived the God Virus T-Shirt
$20.00 Choose your size from Medium to 2XL. This clever shirt was designed by everyone's favorite Darrel Ray, of the Foundation Beyond Belief. Let everyone know that you are beyond belief, good without god and over the pressure to believe! |
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Bumper Sticker Image T-Shirt
$25.00 We will put any of our sticker or button slogans/images on a high quality poly blend t-shirt. Please tell us exactly which design or slogan you want in the 'Ordering Instructions' box in the Shopping Cart. Please specify text style, colors, etc. Check out our Sample Images for ideas, or send us your own idea or artwork. We do NOT do custom artwork - send us your completed images via e-mail, (.jpg) highest-resolution quality please, to order105 at EvolveFISH dot com. Please note shirts are NON-RETURNABLE, and that we cannot use copyrighted images. For sizing info, please click here. |
Baby Rompers with Your Choice of Image$13.00 These little romper onesies are just too cute! Choose from either pink or blue, sizes 6-24 months. Select the image you'd like from the list below, or write your choice in the comments box when you check out. |
Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People T-shirt $18.00 Doesn't it seem like the 'stupid people group' is growing larger every year? Their whining has grown to ridiculous levels these days, so maybe if more smart people wear this T-shirt we can start shrinking the stupid group! Republican die-hards, chickenhawks, rednecks, Glenn Beck's viewers, Rush's listeners, gun nuts.... the list goes on and on. White text on a black, 100% cotton T-shirt. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small size, and $1.90 each for Large size. Only a few of these shirts left! |
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FSM My God Can Beat Up Your God Shirt$20.00 This irreverent shirt shows His High Noodlyness in boxing gloves ready to beat the dickens out of any other God He wants to! The Flying Spaghetti Monster is displayed in all His glory, from His Noodles to His Meatballs. White image on Gildan soft style black shirt. |
Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) Noodly Appendage Shirt$20.00 FSM T-Shirt. Here's a fun version of the classic Flying Spaghetti Monster. The front features a small FSM logo on the left chest and the back displays the all-important all-mighty message: Have YOU Been Touched by His Noodly Appendage? It is a wonderful opportunity to spread His Word and the words of the Prophet. |
Out of the Ooze and Born to Cruise T-Shirt
T-OutOoze We are pleased to offer this Exclusive to EvolveFISH.com shirt Here is one of Ray Troll's greatest designs! This sand/tan-colored heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt has his 'Born to Cruise' fish taking that historic first step. The shirt also has a small EvolveFISH logo on the back near the collar. Small is the only size available. Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic. |
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Washington Quote T-Shirt$20.00 Here it is in black and white from our Founding Father: "The United States is in no sense founded upon the Christian doctrine." From his lips to God's ears. This image is a close up of the design; it is white print on a black shirt. Choose your size from the drop down menu below. |
Have You Threatened Your Children...Shirt$18.00 Have You Threatened Your Children with Eternal Damnation Today? T-Shirt. A happy reminder that if we're not terrifying children with a vengeful god who is going to sentence them to an eternity of pain and suffering if they misbehave or don't believe, we're not being good parents! Black shirt with damning red text and flames. Available in sizes Small-5XL. |
Toddler T-Shirts with Choice of Image$12.00 We can now accommodate the little ones! Our toddler shirts range from 2T-7T and come in four colors with your choice of image! You can chose from those shown/listed, or write your own choice in the comments box on the checkout page. If you would like the image elsewhere, such as on the back of the shirt, please write that as well. |
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Nothing Fails Like Prayer T-Shirt$20.00 Celebrate the upcoming National Day of Prayer freethought style! This black t-shirt features big and bold silver text. The National Day of Prayer was officially designated in 1952 by the US as a time for the nation to "turn to God in prayer and meditation." Celebrated on May 6, it was ruled unconstitutional in the state of Wisconsin and is expected to eventually go to the Supreme Court. |
The Original We Are All African Shirts$24.00 The ORIGINAL We are all African t-shirt was created in 2005 by Dr. Christopher diCarlo, a philosophy professor in Canada. He used a series images morphing from a map of the African continent into a modern human skull. These shirts are printed in Canada, on black, high quality shirts made in Honduras. |
Flying Spaghetti Monster T-shirt$20.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster T-shirt. Well, you asked for it, so here's the noodly t-shirt you all wanted! The FSM logo is in shiny silver. Wear this to your local mall and watch the fundamentalists stare in disapproval! Also available as a "favorite freethought image shirt" in other styles and colors. Follow this link http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/holiday.html#4564 Choose your size from the drop down list below. |
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The Answer is Blowing in the Wind Long-Sleeve Shirt$24.00 A shirt that really makes sense! Harness the power of the wind and reduce our dependence on other forms of energy! Clean, inexpensive, and readily available, we need to promote this as an alternative energy source! Available on a navy long sleeve shirt with white text and image. Sizes S-5XL. We also have this popular slogan available as a button and sticker. Want this shirt in a short sleeve? We offer this image as one of our "Favorite Image" line of short sleeve shirts. Click here to order; just type the slogan in the comments section on the checkout page! |
Darwin It is Not the Strongest, quote T-Shirt$20.00 "It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the ones most responsive to change." Good ol' Charlie comes through with more wisdom. This would make a great shirt for that stubborn in-law who can't move past primitive Rush thought. White on black. Choose your size from the drop down menu below. |
Skeptic T-Shirt$18.00 Skeptic T-Shirt. Two-tone design vividly illustrates your skepticism! What is it to be a skeptic? According to the Skeptics Society, it is "a scientific and educational organization of scholars, scientists, historians, magicians, professors and teachers, and anyone curious about controversial ideas, extraordinary claims, revolutionary ideas, and the promotion of science. Our mission is to serve as an educational tool for those seeking clarification and viewpoints on those controversial ideas and claims. Under the direction of Dr. Michael Shermer, the Society engages in discussions with leading experts and investigates fringe science and paranormal claims. It is our hope that our efforts go a long way in promoting critical thinking and lifelong inquisitiveness in all individuals. Black cotton t-shirt is made right here in the USA, and the images are cut and applied right here in Colorado Springs! Choose your size from the drop-down box below. |
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New Support Science DNA Helix t-shirt$20.00 New Support Science DNA Helix t-shirt. We thought it was time to 'evolve' our classic Support Science t-shirt, so here is the brand new navy shirt, with a brightly-colored DNA helix spiraling out of the shirt towards you! Choose your size from Small to 3XLarge from the drop-down menu. |
If Corporations are People... T-Shirt
$18.00 If Corporations are People, Why Can't They Do Time. If you ever wondered why huge corporations get free reign to do whatever they want, this shirt is for you. Our stylish bar code corporate man peers wistfully from behind solid steel bars, where he belongs. Tell all those fat-cats what you really think with this bold t-shirt. Men's sizes Medium and Large. Women's sizes S, M, and XL. |
Democrats are Sexy! T-Shirt
$18.00 Show your blue pride with a sexy side! The shirt reads - "Democrats are sexy! Whoever heard of a nice piece of Elephant?" White Poly blend shirt choose your size below. Click on image for a close-up of the design. |
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Jesus Save Me From Your Followers T-Shirt
$20.00 This great t-shirt displays an exceptional wood cut-style design of God's "Good People" torturing a poor soul, along with the text "Jesus Save Me From Your Followers" in Gothic font. Stunning green with pale ivory image and text. Click on image for a close-up of the design. Choose your size below. |
Gender Love Shirt$20.00 What is the difference between men and women? Maybe it is where the heart is located at. This humorous t-shirt points fun at certain stereotypes perpetuated by man's lust-full nature and woman's more open heart. While not necessarily true in all cases, its true enough to bring a smile to our face. Comes in the Sizes Small through XLarge |
Coexist Zippered HoodieThese high-quality hoodies are made right here in the US by union employees who make more than minimum wage! The popular Coexist design appears in bold on the back of the super-comfy warm fleece. Black with white image. ALL SIZES ON SALE! |
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I Pledge Allegiance to the Earth t-shirt
$20.00 I Pledge Allegiance to the Earth t-shirt. Created for the green thinkers among us, here's a new Pledge of Allegiance for a new age of environmental responsibility. Click on the shirt for a closer look at the new Pledge! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Tolerance Zippered Hoodie
Similar in concept to the Coexist sentiment comes a call for Tolerance. A plethora of symbols from various belief systems make this an inclusive tribute to ideologies. Super comfy fleece with full zipper. Please note that these are made in the US! The hoodies are manufactured by union workers, and the designs are applied right here in our office! Know that you are supporting American-made products all the way! Click on the image for a close up of the design. Black with white image. ALL SIZES ON SALE! |
Evolution Ring Shirt
$20.00 This shirt shows the circular ring of evolution which starts with an ape, progressing through Neanderthal man, all the way up to near-perfection - us! The shirt is a cool pre-washed, pale blue color, with a black circular logo. Click on the picture to see the shirt graphic and for sizing info. |
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Intelligent Design Organic t-shirt
$25.00 Intelligent Design Organic t-shirt. Here's a great new gold vinyl print, on an organic 100% cotton pre-shrunk t-shirt. Those intelligently designed wind turbines show up really well on the dark green background. This shirt even manages to make one of our local eco-activist friends look cool! |
Intelligent Design Wind Turbine t-shirt
$20.00 There are no oil wells, war or pollution here - just a row of clean, quiet, intelligently designed wind turbines generating renewable power for caring, pro-science folks like you! This design is exclusive of EvolveFISH.com .(Print is 7.5" x 7" - shown slightly larger here for clarity.) Click on image for size details. Please note that we only have a few sizes left. |
Vote Jon Stewart - President Shirt$18.00 He's intelligent, well-read, witty, talented, and hilarious! What more could you ask for in a President? Vote Jon Stewart for President! He's sure to win... if we could only talk him into running.
This parody shirt based on The Daily Show's logo proclaiming their chief anchor the man for the job. We have all respect for Jon Stewart and the effort that he uses to educate the American public. Image is on a white blended t-shirt, and the designs are applied by hand right here in Colorado!
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Born Again Non-Believer Shirt
$20.00 This image isn't for everyone, but if you are eager to communicate with your christian brothers, this shirt will certainly draw them to you. The "Born Again" line has become a trademark of the Ted Haggard generation of believers. Comparing it to a "Fairy Tale Free" existence should make a for a good jumping off point in your christian conversion discussion. And you can save money by buying shirts for all your "Non-Believer" friends. It see a little clearer image, click on the picture here. This image is avaiable on a white or grey shirt |
Darwin Fish Single-Sided T-Shirt$18.00 Here's a big, bold 'in-ya-face' version of the classic Darwin Fish T-shirt! The back of this shirt is plain, but the giant DARWIN logo on the front can be seen clearly from a good distance away. And with the addition of a small size, children can now promote the message of reason too! Available in bright silver lettering on a black shirt, or black lettering on white shirt (shown). Choose your color and size from the drop down lists below. |
Darwin Fish Double Sided Support 400 T-Shirt
$19.00 This shirt has the popular small Darwin fish logo on the front left chest. The back says: "SUPPORT THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION. 400 BILLION AMPHIBIANS CAN'T BE WRONG!" Available in black with silver lettering or white with black lettering.Choose your color and size from the drop down boxes below. Click on picture for detail of shirt's rear graphic. |
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Support Science / EvolveFISH T-Shirt
$19.00 The original EvolveFISH on high quality, 100% cotton t-shirt there's a little Evolve Fish on the left front chest, and another much bigger one on the back. The design on the back includes the slogan "Support Science, Not Superstition." Blue letters on ash gray shirts or lighter blue letters on the black shirts. Choose your color and size from the menus below. |
Favorite Image Short Sleeve Shirt
$20.00 Express your unique creativity and individuality! Our most popular images are now available in an easy to care for, 100% preshrunk cotton shirt - proudly made here in the US! Choose your shirt color, size, and image from the drop down boxes. See more of possible images here and write the name of your choice in the comments section on the checkout page. NOTE: We can put the image on the front, back, or right or left chest to make a truly unique shirt! Please note that all images will be placed on shirt EXACTLY AS PICTURED unless you specify otherwise in the comments box. If you'd like a specific color for the image, PLEASE note this so we can send you exactly what you want! CLICK ON THE IMAGE to see some color swatches. Also, note that colored shirts for sizes over 3XL are slightly darker than those pictured. |
The Moral Progress of a Nation.... Gandhi quote t-shirt
$20.00 "The Moral Progress of a Nation Can Be Judged by the Way its Animals are Treated." This product was created by one of our animal-loving staff members who cringes whenever an animal is hurting and cannot bear to watch animal cop shows!Choose your size from the drop-down menu below. |
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Varsity-style Support Science t-shirt$20.00 Here's a great new shirt that's sure to be a hit with rational-minded college students everywhere. This light gray t-shirt states the pro-science message loud 'n' clear! Logo is approx. 10" x 7" |
Well Behaved Women - Women's Cut T-shirt$18.00 This infamous quote by Ms Ulrich is one of our very best sellers, as it speaks the truth. Which women are remembered best? Those that were the most "notorious" - Joan of Arc, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Susan B. Anthony, Hillary Clinton...add your name to the list and be proud! Available in both a white and pink 100% preshrunk cotton, women's cut shirt. Select your color and size from the drop down menu below. |
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Sweat Shirt$30.00 Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Sweat Shirt. One of our most popular slogans on a soft, warm, white sweatshirt. It's sure to spark up conversation and comments as you wear it out and about. We only have limited sizes available. |
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Original Homeland Security T-shirt
$18.00 Here it is, the Original Homeland Security, Fighting Terrorism Since 1492 T-shirt. It features an image of Geronimo and Chiracahua Apaches on a Gildan 100% heavyweight cotton, preshrunk T-shirt. The dark sepia-toned ink on this natural 'off-white' colored shirt makes a strikingly attractive combination. Click on the shirt for a better look at the image. Don't be fooled by imitations, these are marketed by Native Americans right here in their homeland! The shirts are printed on a Navajo reservation in the Rocky Mountain region. This design is also available as a bumper sticker. |
Discoveries in Science Colorized T-shirt
$22.00 Science Discoveries: Hundreds vs. Creation Science Discoveries: Zero! This T-shirt, was originally produced during the period when the Kansas Board of Education banned, "de-emphasized" the teaching of evolution in public schools, and was part of the successful campaign to overturn the ban. The absolute emptiness on the creation science side of the shirt really makes the point. |
The Perils of Nude Fly Fishing t-shirt
$18.00 The Perils of Nude Fly Fishing t-shirt. Ray Troll's latest ash-gray cotton shirt has some serious comedy teeth! Devout sportsmen should all take extra care handling their rods in chilly mountain waters, after this timely warning! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. Click on the image for a closer look. |
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Jesus was more Goth than You T-shirt
$30.00 It's obvious to even the most casual observer that Jesus was clearly Goth. The evidence stares us in the face: - he was into fishnet - he went to dens of iniquity - he had the gaunt look down - he was big on crucifixes - he was into body piercings - he was fascinated with the occult - he spent time in tombs - he was secretly a vampire - he was obsessed with Death White printing on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. The front of the shirt makes a bold statement, with the reasons lined up for all to see on the back. |
Vasectomy Orange t-shirt$18.00 This shirt is a reward for those few gentlemen who are doing their part for population control. Did you know it was once illegal to advertise where to get a vasectomy? This shirt was originally designed for the first publicized vasectomy clinic in Chicago (late 1960's). Each customer got a t-shirt. A portion of the sales from each shirt goes to support the great reproduction rights advocate Bill Baird. Bill was once arrested for distributing condoms to unmarried people. Although not an attorney and unable to hire one, he fought two reproductive rights cases in front of the Supreme Court.... and WON! Thank you, Bill Baird! |
Palin I want your Democracy in "Patriotic" attire shirt
A typically "patriotic" pose by Ms. Palin in her Sunday best hat revealing her theocratic desire. This image clearly shows the Tea bag dangling from a cross-branded hat. Her obligatory lapel flag has flipped into a distress sign. The text at the bottom rightly proclaims that a vote for Sarah Palin is a vote for Theocracy (rule by pious religious bigots). For some strange reason the maker of this item used American Apparel brand shirts that are "made in downtown LA", when Sarah would much prefer a cheap Chinese slave labor version. But they did select a nice patriotic shade of blue for the shirt. Click on image for a close up of the design. Order Checkout
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Hooded Sweatshirt "Hoodie" with an Evolve Logo Emblazoned in the chest
$40.00 PROUDLY MADE IN THE US! Hoodies are manufactured right here by union workers! What better way to stay warm on a chilly day, than with this high-quality, heavyweight hooded sweatshirt, made of a tough, poly-cotton blended fabric. It comes in a rich black color and that highly-evolved FISH logo emblazoned in bright red, holding a white wrench. Very stylish! Due to weight, all hoodies require an additional $5.70 in postage to addresses within the USA. |
Freedom is the Distance T-Shirt
$18.00 One of our more popular designs has moved from the bumper sticker to a T-shirt. The Freedom is the Distance graphic is now available on a 100% cotton heavyweight white, T-shirt in the size of your choice. We also have this design on a sticker and a keychain and also a coffee/tea mug! Choose your size from the drop down menu below. |
Data in the Strata T-Shirt
$21.00 Exclusive to EvolveFISH.com! Ray Troll Wearable Art! This Heavyweight Ash Gray 90%-cotton 10%-polyester t-shirt is a Ray Troll original. Includes a small EvolveFish on the back up near the collar. We think the picture says it all. A great shirt for everyone who thinks the earth just might be a little older than 6,000 years!. Please note the only size we have is 2XL. Click on picture for a close-up of the shirt graphic. |
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Why Believe In A God? t-shirt
$18.00 Why Believe In A God? t-shirt. Why indeed! Here is the t-shirt of the American Humanist Association's new 'bus billboard' campaign. This pale blue with navy trim 'ringer' t-shirt features bold green 'n' red text, and is decorated with five seasonal snowflakes. Wear this, and you are guaranteed to start some interesting conversations! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Children's Rainbow Peace Sign t-shirt$15.00 Children's Rainbow Peace Sign t-shirt. Here's a smaller version of the tye-dye rainbow shirt, with that great big peace sign on it. Perfect for junior peace-lovers everywhere! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. Please note that Small is not available. |
Children's Rainbow Peace Sweatshirt$26.00 Rainbow Peace Sweatshirt. And here are some zippered poly-cotton blended 'hoodies' for your junior peace campaigners, who will just love the bright colors and huge pockets. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. Please note that Medium is no longer available. |
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Darwin Day Monkey Fish t-shirt
$21.00 February 12, 2009 is Charles Darwin's 200th birthday, so celebrate the wonders of science and progress by wearing this cool 'FishFrogApe' design! Every shirt is unique in its design coloration. The special screenprinting process we use makes each shirt into a unique work of art! The shirt is a natural green color, made of 100% heavyweight cotton. Sizes are limited. |
Every Day is Earth Day shirt
$28.00 Every Day is Earth Day shirt. This made-in-the-USA organic deep brown shirt is dyed with 100% clay, and features the popular "Tree of Life" design. Wear this cool shirt to show others that you're supporting our planet, and you might persuade them to do the same! Click on the shirt for a closer look at the image. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Religion Is Retarded t-shirt
$20.00 Religion Is Retarded t-shirt. This shirt is perfect for parading around the mall on a Sunday morning. Definitely an eye-opener - if you're brave enough to wear it! Click on the image for a closer look. |
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Respect The Earth Children's t-shirt
$12.50 Respect The Earth and All Living Things Children's t-shirt. Here's our new earth-conscious kids' t-shirt - help them spread the word! In bright white, with an attractive print of the earth held gently in a human hand, these shirts are available in a range of kids' sizes, from Extra Small to Extra Large. Click on the image for a close up of the design. Choose from the drop-down menu below. |
Touch the Earth Gently shirt
$28.00 Touch the Earth Gently Shirt. This beautiful burnt orange-colored shirt is made of USA-made organic cotton and dyed with "100% clay," using natural materials and time intensive, natural processes. It carries a timely reminder to us all, to nurture Mother Earth - our only home. The perfect shirt for any environmentalist. Click on the image for a closer look at this design. Choose your size from Small to 2XL using the drop-down menu. |
Children's Rainbow Earth t-shirt$15.00 Children's Rainbow Earth t-shirt. Here's the kids' version of the tye-dye Rainbow Earth shirt. In a range of smaller sizes for the little environmentalists in your family! Choose your size from the drop-down menu - note that limited sizing is available. |
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Stop The War Machine t-shirt
$18.00 Stop The War Machine t-shirt. America's corporate war machine siphons off trillions of taxpayers' dollars every year, and for what? So the US Government's five-decade killing spree can continue - for a profit. The money then buys off hypocritical 'pro-life' politicians, and the whole cycle of death and destruction continues. It's the system that makes America the envy of the world. Click on the image for a closer look. |
Twin Doves Womens Cut T-shirt$25.00 Here's a design that's somewhat like the vintage swallows shirt, but it features peace doves instead. Gold peace doves on a black, junior style cut T-shirt. Small fits sizes 0-4 with a 14.75" chest and 22" length. Medium fits sizes 4-8 with a 15.75" chest and a 23" length. Large fits sizes 8-10 with a 16.75" chest and a 24" length. XL fits sizes 10-12 with a 17.75" chest and a 25" length. XXL fits sizes 12-14 with an 18.75" chest and a 26" length. |
Peace Rainbow TieDye shirt
Tie Dye Peace Symbol t-shirt. Here's a groovy technicolor t-shirt, with a large peace symbol on the front. Perfect for you folks who do not want to blend in with the crowd. Click on photo for close-up. Please note that sizes are limited. |
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First One Out... Wins! (2nd edition) t-shirt
First One Out (2nd edition) t-shirt. Brand new design! Those who evolve make the most progress, so let's all climb out of the primordial swamp! Click on the image for a closer look. These cream-colored cotton shirts require an extra shipping charge of $1.00 |
I Think Therefore I'm Dangerous T-Shirt
$20.00 Black image and text on a pebble colored t-shirt. Let them know what they're up against: An active mind! We also have buttons with the same message. Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic. "Pebble" is really a khaki grey color...does that help? |
The Religions T-shirt
$20.00 A grey t-shirt bearing quotes about various religions. The statements include: Taoism: Shit Happens; Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It; Jehovah's Witness: Knock Knock: 'Shit Happens', and so on.Click on picture for detail of the shirt graphic. |
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My Ancestors Spent 3.8 Billion Years Evolving T-shirt
$18.00 Here's a shirt for Intelligent Design proponents to ponder. The text is interspersed with Ray Troll drawings of various 'evolving' species up to the point of an, arguably, fully evolved human male holding a beer can. The animals are in full colors, while the text is black on a white, 50/50 SoftLink T-shirt. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X sizes. Click the image for a more detailed view. |
Discoveries in Science REVERSED T-shirt$22.00 This one has that long list of scientific discoveries printed on the BACK of the shirt, so if you feel more comfortable having curious onlookers staring at your back while they read the shirt (rather than your chest), this is the one for you! |
Atheist NEW Symbol t-shirt$20.00 Here is the brand new Atheist symbol on a white t-shirt. This design looks like a car hood ornament, or a piece of shiny polished, stainless steel bling, but this logo is guaranteed to start an interesting conversation anywhere you go! The 'A' graphic comes on a high quality white t-shirt in sizes Small - 3XL. Click Here for more information regarding the different Atheist symbols. |
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Fish Worship T-shirt
$18.00 Exclusive to EvolveFISH.com! Ray Troll's colorful Fish Worship art adorns this eye-catching shirt. The colors jump off the black shirt while the image's message is sure to arch a few eyebrows! Check out the Fish Worship cap! Limited sizes available. |
War No More T-Shirt
$18.00 Brightly colored centered image on black shirt. Text reads "War No More" and "Not With My Body - Not With My Money - Not With My Mind". Let people know how you feel about the world's primary international money-go-round: WAR! Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic. |
Rapture 2011 I Waited All Day For Jesus Boy Do I Feel Stupid Shirt$20.00 This is a hilarious shirt made to target those who actually believed that the end was coming May 21, 2011. Poke fun at the christians who sat around waiting for Jesus to take them to heaven! Seems they'll be waiting a little longer! |
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God Was My Copilot T-Shirt
$20.00 A childlike simplicity draws little ones and older folks, to the simple tale of failed belief. And the smile obviously reveals the former believer's relief! Featuring white graphics on a black, high quality, 100% cotton t-shirt. We also have this message on Button and Sticker. Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic. Please note that we no longer have size 2XL available. |
Peace Around The World Unisex T-Shirt
$18.00 This delightful dove graphic is printed on a white, high-quality SoftLink T-shirt in the size of your choice using an ink sublimation iron-on decal. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X size. |
Be The Change You Wish T-Shirt
$18.00 This is a presentation of the famous Ghandi quote, "Be the change you wish to see in the world." The design on the tee is a blue and green representation of the earth with black lettering on a white t-shirt. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.53 each within the USA, more for overseas. Check the appropriate box in the shopping cart to see the exact shipping cost. Please use the size information below to determine the size you need. Small (38" chest x 27" tall) Medium (42" chest x 27" tall) Large (48" chest x 29" tall) Extra-Large (52" chest x 32" tall) Double Extra-Large (54" chest x 32" tall) Triple Extra-Large (62" chest x 35" tall) |
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Secular Coalition T-shirt
$18.00 The Secular Coalition for America logo will be placed on a white, high-quality Soft Link T-shirt in the size of your choice using an ink sublimation iron-on decal. The Secular Coalition for America is a new lobbying organization whose purpose is to amplify the diverse and growing voice of the nontheistic community in the United States. You can learn more at their website Secular Coalition for America. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double Extra-Large size. |
AHA Religious Right T-shirt
$20.00 This graphic is from the American Humanist Association's (AHA) "Humanist Values Education Ad Campaign" that you may have seen in the Progressive, the Nation and the American Prospect, as well as The Humanist. It's a great attention getter! When you purchase this shirt you are supporting the American Humanist Association. A Voice for Progressive Values in America. |
Rational Responders T-Shirt$20.00 They're on patrol and they're coming to correct that sectarian brainwashing! The Rational Response Squad is out to prove to the world that rational thinking is the next evolutionary step in the human thought process. Support them by grabbing a shirt and doing some patrolling of your own! Adorned with the Rational Response Squad badge and the caption: "Believe in God? We can fix that." Click Link to View Details about Shirt Sizes Shirt Size Chart Find the Rational Response Squad at RationalResponders.com |
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Sweet Home Colorado shirt$25.00 Sweet Home Colorado shirt. Who needs Alabama when you can get your natural 'mile-highs' without leaving the ground? Inspired by a song from the 20th century, and our state license plate, this pre-shrunk 100% cotton shirt is proudly worn by natives and insurgents alike. Women's sizes go from Small - 2XL. (Small fits sizes 0-4 with a 14" chest and 22" length. Medium fits sizes 4-8 with a 15" chest and a 23" length. Large fits sizes 8-10 with a 16" chest and a 24" length. XL fits sizes 10-12 with a 17" chest and a 25" length. XXL fits sizes 12-14 with an 18" chest and a 26" length.) |
IllumiNaughty T-shirt
$30.00 OK, you asked for it, so we are brining back our classic design. This fun shirt features the IllumiNaughty's all-seeing eye on the front, along with a host of runic and metaphysical symbols. The back of the shirt has text saying: "We are everywhere and we know how you like it." Silver image on a black 100% cotton, made in the US t-shirt. Comes in unisex or women's cut sizes. Click on image to see the back of the shirt. Pick your style and size from the drop-down menus below. |
DNA is Life! t-shirt
$20.00 "DNA is Life! The rest is just translation." As any scientist would tell you, this is absolutely true! We offer this on Blue, White, Grey or Green shirts, with full color DNA helix with red text.
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Illuminaughty Panties
$10.50 We told you, we are everywhere, and we STILL know how you like it! Perhaps now more than ever. Your favorite wicked twist on one of the world's oldest conspiracies has made it's way into the sordid depths of your underwear drawer. Come and proudly display your membership to those select few privileged enough to know your secret. Design on comfortable black cotton shorties with the society's symbol on the front and the words "Illuminaughty" boldly scrawled across the back. |
I F*ck you All And Thanks for Blaming the Black Guy shirt
$20.00 This Tshirt reflects the truth of what the Bushies have done to America, and who they are now pinning the blame on. By wearing this shirt you might help a couple of unsuspecting Tea Partiers realize the error in their programming. Click on image for a close-up. |
Weapons of Mass Destruction Shirt
Here they are, we found them! This great retro-looking shirt shows the locations of WMD manufacuring plants and stores right here in the United States. Gee, who knew those bad old WMDs were so close to our homes? This shirt comes in a cactus green color and features the map image at left on the front and a list of "tour stops" on the back. Please note that size availability is limited.Click the image to see the back of the shirt. |
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Obama 2012 Symbol T-Shirt$18.00 Obama 2012 T-Shirt. Navy shirt features a simple yet fully recognizable message - Obama for 2012! White numbers with his trademark multi-colored logo. A must - have for the future election! Start campaigning NOW! Shirts are proudly made in the USA, and images are applied right here! Support USA made products. Choose your size from Small to 5XL. |
Democrats are Sexier T-shirt
$18.00 Here's another fun design created at a customer's request. It's become quite popular (maybe because it's true?), so we are making it available on our website. The Democrats are sexier graphic comes on a white, high-quality Soft Link T-shirt in the size of your choice using a high-quality ink sublimation iron-on decal. Available in men's standard and women's scoop-neck sizes. Shirts are screened right here in the US! |
Yes We Can! Obama t-shirt$18.00 Yes We Can! Obama t-shirt. You voted for him in huge numbers, now you can wear the 'victory' t-shirt! This is a wonderfully positive message to carry into our brand new era in American politics! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
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BP Shirt with BP's real results, Bye Bye PlanetNOW ON SALE! An everlasting reminder of corporate greed and environmental devastation! Bye Bye, Planet - what many people think BP (British Petroleum) really stands for. This image appears on a yellow shirt. Only available in sizes listed, and in limited quantities. |
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