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We have pro-science shirts, anti-war shirts, progressive shirts, liberal shirts, patriotic shirts here for many tastes and themes. Darwin shirts, peace shirts, Homeland Security shirts, anti-religion... there's all kinds of fun to be had here! All of our shirts are proudly printed here in The USA! Wear your favorite slogan on your t-shirt - get yours today!
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I Pledge Allegiance to the Earth t-shirt
$20.00 I Pledge Allegiance to the Earth t-shirt. Created for the green thinkers among us, here's a new Pledge of Allegiance for a new age of environmental responsibility. Click on the shirt for a closer look at the new Pledge! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Pink Peace Hoodie Rhinestone
$26.00 Pink Peace Hoodie Rhinestone. Made of an ultra-warm poly-cotton blend, this brightly-colored hoodie will keep you warm 'n' toasty during a mid-winter peace rally, or while you're out walking the dog on a chilly day! Click on the image for a close-up look at the peace symbol. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Well-Behaved Women pink t-shirt$18.00 Our VERY popular "Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History" quote on a bright pink women's t-shirt. Because REAL women like to stand out in a crowd! So there. |
Well Behaved Women - Women's Cut T-shirt
We now have this popular slogan on a women's cut white T-shirt. These shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium size, $1.50 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $1.90 each for Double-XL sizes. Sizes are as follws: Women's Small (36" chest x 24" tall) Women's Medium (40" chest x 25" tall) Women's Large (44" chest x 26" tall) Women's Extra-Large (46" chest x 26" tall) Women's Double Extra-Large (48" chest x 28" tall) Small $18.00 [Order] [Checkout] Medium $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Extra-Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Double Extra-Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Darwin Fish Single-Sided T-ShirtHere's a big, bold 'in-ya-face' version of the classic Darwin Fish T-shirt! The back of this shirt is plain, but the giant DARWIN logo on the front can be seen clearly from a good distance away. And with the addition of a small size, children can now promote the message of reason too! Available in bright silver lettering on a black shirt, or black lettering on white shirt (shown). These shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X sizes. Black, Small $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Black, Medium $18.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Black, Large $18.00 [Order] [Checkout] Black, X Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Black, 2 X Large $21.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Black, 3 X Large $23.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] White, Small $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] White, Medium $18.00 [Order] [ View Cart] White, Large $18.00 [Order] [Checkout] White, X Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] White, 2 X Large $21.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] White, 3 X Large $23.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Rainbow Earth t-shirt$15.00 Rainbow Earth t-shirt. Here's another great new tye-dye shirt, featuring the earth floating in the dark endless blue void of space. Jerry would definitely approve! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Cheesus Chrust Pizza Shirt
$19.00 What kind of delicacy would be served at a 21st century last supper? Why, America's national dish, of course! Here we have "Cheesus Chrust" handing out pizza with tasty little Baptist fish on every slice. The back of the shirt shows a scene from the last supper, where pizza is on the menu, naturally! Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.85 each for Small, Medium and Large sizes, $2.19 for Extra-Large and 2XL sizes, and $2.83 each 3XL size. NB - No 3XL long-sleeve shirts left! |
New Support Science DNA Helix t-shirt$20.00 New Support Science DNA Helix t-shirt. We thought it was time to 'evolve' our classic Support Science t-shirt, so here is the brand new navy shirt, with a brightly-colored DNA helix spiraling out of the shirt towards you! Choose your size from Small to 3XLarge from the drop-down menu. |
Stop The War Machine t-shirt
$20.00 Stop The War Machine t-shirt. America's corporate war machine siphons off trillions of taxpayers' dollars every year, and for what? So the US Government's five-decade killing spree can continue - for a profit. The money then buys off hypocritical 'pro-life' politicians, and the whole cycle of death and destruction continues. It's the system that makes America the envy of the world. Click on the image for a closer look. |
Rainbow Peace Sign t-shirt$15.00 Rainbow Peace Sign t-shirt. Get ready for a summer of luuurve, with this new 100% cotton, tye-dye rainbow shirt, featuring a big 'n' bold peace sign. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Children's Rainbow Peace Sign t-shirt$15.00 Children's Rainbow Peace Sign t-shirt. Here's a smaller version of the tye-dye rainbow shirt, with that great big peace sign on it. Perfect for junior peace-lovers everywhere! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Rainbow Peace Sweatshirt$26.00 Rainbow Peace Sweatshirt. This colorful poly-cotton blended 'hoodie' will keep out the drafts and chills wherever you go. Plus, no one will lose you in a crowd! 2X size is currently out of stock. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Children's Rainbow Peace Sweatshirt$26.00 Rainbow Peace Sweatshirt. And here are some zippered poly-cotton blended 'hoodies' for your junior peace campaigners, who will just love the bright colors and huge pockets. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Darwin Day Monkey Fish t-shirt
$21.00 February 12, 2009 is Charles Darwin's 200th birthday, so celebrate the wonders of science and progress by wearing this cool 'FishFrogApe' design! Every shirt is unique in its design coloration. The special screenprinting process we use makes each shirt into a unique work of art! The shirt is a natural khaki color, made of 100% heavyweight cotton. These shirts require an extra shipping charge of $1.90 each. |
Every Day is Earth Day shirt
$22.00 Everyday is Earth Day shirt. This made-in-the-USA organic deep brown shirt is dyed with 100% clay, and features the popular "Tree of Life" design. Wear this cool shirt to show others that you're supporting our planet, and you might persuade them to do the same! Click on the shirt for a look at the image. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Ancient Forests Women's violet t-shirt
Ancient Forests Women's violet t-shirt. Here's another beautiful shirt from master artist Ray Troll. This one includes a timely environmental message which praises the beauty of nature and the need for its conservation. The intricate detailing really stands out on the violet background of the shirt, and there's even a little EvolveFISH logo on the left sleeve! Click on the image for a closer look. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Vasectomy Orange t-shirt$18.00 This shirt is a reward for those few gentlemen who are doing their part for population control. Did you know it was once illegal to advertise where to get a vasectomy? This shirt was originally designed for the first publicized vasectomy clinic in Chicago (late 1960's). Each customer got a t-shirt. A portion of the sales from each shirt goes to support the great reproduction rights advocate Bill Baird. Bill was once arrested for distributing condoms to unmarried people. Although not an attorney and unable to hire one, he fought two reproductive rights cases in front of the Supreme Court.... and WON! Thank you, Bill Baird! |
Flying Spaghetti Monster Navy Long-sleeved T-shirt$25.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster Navy Long-sleeved T-shirt FSM. Here's a new navy-blue variation on the FSM t-shirt. With the blue-eyed, shiny silver FSM design, this one is perfect for the cooler months, when even the hardiest of pirates and their shipmates occasionally have to stay indoors! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Flying Spaghetti Monster T-shirt$25.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster T-shirt. Well, you asked for it, so here's the noodly t-shirt you all wanted! The FSM logo is in shiny silver, with blue eyes. Wear this to your local mall and watch the fundamentalists stare in disapproval! Here's local sports star Madison modeling the Small size shirt. The Men's style shirt features darker blue sleeves. Women's sizes go from Small - 2XL, Men's sizes go from Medium - 2XL. |
Discoveries in Science Colorized T-shirt
$18.00 Science Discoveries: Hundreds vs. Creation Science Discoveries: Zero! This T-shirt, was originally produced during the period when the Kansas Board of Education banned, "de-emphasized" the teaching of evolution in public schools, and was part of the successful campaign to overturn the ban. The absolute emptiness on the creation science side of the shirt really makes the point. Extra shipping costs of $1.00 for Small and Medium size shirts, $1.90 for Large and Extra Large, $2.90 for Double Extra Large. |
Our Choice T- Shirt $8.00 Sometimes WE make MISTAKES! We order too much of something, or the color is a little off when we press it, or it has a slight bleed of the colors. Here is your chance to get a shirt with a message at a big discount! Just pick your size and we pick the shirt... and you get a surprise! (no refunds, no exchanges) Are you ready to take a chance? If you ordered other items that are political, we will try and pick a political shirt... likewise if you ordered other items that are freethought, we will try to pick a freethought shirt. This should be fun!! Special shipping charge of $2.00 each for these shirts. |
Religion Is Retarded t-shirt
Religion Is Retarded t-shirt. This shirt is perfect for parading around the mall on a Sunday morning. Definitely an eye-opener - if you're brave enough to wear it! Click on the image for a closer look. Black Small $15.00 [Order] [Checkout] Black Medium $15.00 [Order] [Checkout] Black Large $15.00 [Order] [Checkout] Black Extra Large $15.00 [Order] [Checkout] Black 2 Extra Large $16.00 [Order] [Checkout] Navy Small $15.00 [Order] [Checkout] Navy Medium $15.00 [Order] [Checkout] Navy Large $15.00 [Order] [Checkout] Navy Extra Large $15.00 [Order] [Checkout] Navy 2 Extra Large $16.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
Preserve the Balance steel blue shirt
$18.00 Preserve the Balance steel blue shirt. Here’s another great shirt from acclaimed artist Ray Troll! The sharp steel blue provides an excellent background for an incredibly beautiful, detailed design boasting a pro-environment message. One of our little EvolveFISH logos is also featured on the left sleeve. Click on the image for a close-up view. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Right Wing Christians - Proof that Evolution Works Backwards Too! t-Shirt
$17.00 This shirt cleverly depicts the descent of your typical right-wing Christian into the ape, symbolizing how their 'thinking' stems from that primitive, reptilian cortex. Finally, Darwin can take his revenge.... Click on the image for a closer look. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Original Homeland Security T-shirt
Here it is, the Original Homeland Security, Fighting Terrorism Since 1492 T-shirt. It features an image of Geronimo and Chiracahua Apaches on a Gildan 100% heavyweight cotton, preshrunk T-shirt. The dark sepia-toned ink on this natural 'off-white' colored shirt makes a strikingly attractive combination. Click on the shirt for a better look at the image. Don't be fooled by imitations, these are marketed by Native Americans right here in their homeland! The shirts are printed on a Navajo reservation in the Rocky Mountain region. This design is also available as a bumper sticker. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X, Triple-X sizes.
If we are temporarily out of the size you request, you will be notified by a message at the top of the shopping cart. These are very popular shirts and the artist who makes them has trouble keeping up with demand |
Darwin Fish Double Sided Support 400 T-Shirt
This shirt has the popular small Darwin fish logo on the front left chest. The back says: "SUPPORT THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION. 400 BILLION AMPHIBIANS CAN'T BE WRONG!" Available in black with silver lettering or white with black lettering. Buy the original DarwinFish shirt today. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X sizes. Click on picture for detail of shirt's rear graphic. Black, Small $17.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Black, Medium $19.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Black, Large $19.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Black, Extra-Large $19.00 [Order] [Checkout] Black, Double Extra-Large $22.00 [Order] [Checkout] Black, Triple Extra-Large $25.00 [Order] [ View Cart] White, Small White, Medium White, Large White, Extra-Large White, Double Extra-Large White, Triple Extra-Large |
Ancient Forests Leaf Green t-Shirt
Ancient Forests, Leaf Green t-Shirt. Here's another beautiful shirt from master artist Ray Troll. This one includes a timely environmental message which praises the beauty of our natural 'treescape', and the need for conservation. The detailing really stands out on the green background of the shirt, and it looks even better in person. There's also our little EvolveFISH logo on the left sleeve! Click on the image for a closer look. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Respect The Earth Children's t-shirt
$12.50 Respect The Earth and All Living Things Children's t-shirt. Here's our new earth-conscious kids' t-shirt - help them spread the word! In bright white, with an attractive print of the earth held gently in a human hand, these shirts are available in a range of kids' sizes, from Extra Small to Extra Large. Click on the image for a close up of the design. Choose from the drop-down menu below. |
Support Science / EvolveFISH T-Shirt
The original EvolveFISH on high quality, 100% cotton t-shirt there's a little Evolve Fish on the left front chest, and another much bigger one on the back. The design on the back includes the slogan "Support Science, Not Superstition." Blue letters on ash gray shirts or lighter blue letters on the black shirts. We have small sizes in both colors for sons, daughters, students, nieces, nephews, or anyone who would like to make a statement! Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X sizes. Black, Small $19.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Black, Medium $19.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Black, Large $19.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Black, Extra-Large $19.00 [Order] [Checkout] Black, Double Extra-Large $22.00 [Order] [Checkout] Black, Triple Extra-Large $22.00 [Order] [Checkout] Ash, Small $16.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Ash, Medium $19.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Ash, Large $19.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Ash, Extra-Large $19.00 [Order] [Checkout] Ash, Double Extra-Large $22.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Ash, Triple Extra-Large $22.00 [Order] [ View Cart] |
Obama Shepard Fairey t-shirt$20.00 Obama Shepard Fairey t-shirt. Here's our own version of the iconic Barack Obama image, by Shepard Fairey (the one that got him into so much trouble with the Associated Press!) Now you can wear it on this pale blue t-shirt with navy trim, in all sizes from small to 3XL. |
Hooded Sweatshirt "Hoodie" with Embroidered Evolve Logo
$44.00 What better way to stay warm on a chilly day, than with this high-quality, heavyweight hooded sweatshirt, made of a tough, poly-cotton blended fabric. It comes in a rich black color and that highly-evolved FISH logo embroidered in bright red, holding a white wrench. Very stylish! And yes, there are even big front pockets where you can keep your hands warm in winter! Now available in Zipper or Pullover styles. Due to weight, all hoodies require an additional $5.70 in postage to addresses within the USA. |
Evolution Ring Shirt
This shirt shows the circular ring of evolution which starts with an ape, progressing through Neanderthal man, all the way up to near-perfection - us! The shirt is a cool pre-washed, pale blue color, with a black circular logo. Click on the picture to see the shirt graphic. These shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and XL sizes, and $2.90 each for 2XL size. Approximate sizes are as follows: Size Width Length Small - 18" 28" Medium - 21" 29" Large - 22" 30" XLarge - 24" 33" XXLarge - 26" 33" (Measurements are made with the shirt lying on a flat surface, measured across for Width, and from top to bottom for Length) Medium $20.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Large $20.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Extra-Large $20.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Double Extra-Large $22.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
So Many Right Wing Christians, So Few Lions, t-Shirt
$17.00 So Many Right Wing Christians, So Few Lions, T-Shirt. Now here's a very subtle shirt. The next bible-thumping evangelist who sullies your doorstep will get a real shock on reading this one! Click on the image to see the graphic up-close. Only a few of these left! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Touch the Earth Gently shirt
$22.00 Touch the Earth Gently Shirt. This beautiful burnt orange-colored shirt is made of USA-made organic cotton and dyed with "100% clay," using natural materials and processes. It carries a timely reminder to us all, to nurture Mother Earth - our only home. Click on the image for a closer look at this design. Choose your size from Medium to 2XL using the drop-down menu. |
Intelligent Design Wind Turbine t-shirt
$20.00 There are no oil wells, war or pollution here - just a row of clean, quiet, intelligently designed wind turbines generating renewable power for caring, pro-science folks like you! This design is exclusive of EvolveFISH.com (print is 7.5" x 7" - shown slightly larger here for clarity) These shirts require an extra $1.90 in shipping charges. Click on image for size details. |
Why Believe In A God? t-shirt
$18.00 Why Believe In A God? t-shirt. Why indeed! Here is the t-shirt of the American Humanist Association's new 'bus billboard' campaign. This pale blue with navy trim 'ringer' t-shirt features bold green 'n' red text, and is decorated with five seasonal snowflakes. Wear this, and you are guaranteed to start some interesting conversations! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Children's Rainbow Earth t-shirt$15.00 Children's Rainbow Earth t-shirt. Here's the kids' version of the tye-dye Rainbow Earth shirt. In a range of smaller sizes for the little environmentalists in your family! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Embrace Your Inner Fish black t-shirt
$18.00 Here is Ray Troll's new limited edition Embrace Your Inner Fish t-shirt! "Chuckie D" is a modern-day Charles Darwin, shown here hugging a giant green Tiktaalik fish. There's also one of our little EvolveFISH logos on the left sleeve. This shirt requires a special shipping charge of $1.85. |
Yes We Can! Obama t-shirt$18.00 Yes We Can! Obama t-shirt. You voted for him in huge numbers, now you can wear the 'victory' t-shirt! This is a wonderfully positive message to carry into 2009, and a brand new era in American politics! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Obama 08 t-shirt$15.00 Obama 08 t-shirt. Well here it is - the 'must have' shirt for the fall of 2008! Made of 100% preshrunk cotton, in Democrat Blue, with the classic multi-colored Obama logo. It's a refreshing change that we all need, and it will be a high-fashion item for the next 4 years, or maybe 8! IN STOCK, SHIPPING NOW Choose your size from Small to 2XL. |
Yes We Did 2008 Obama t-shirt$15.00 Yes We Did 2008 Obama Fairey t-shirt. Celebrate Barack Obama's landslide election victory with this great piece of art... on a navy blue cotton t-shirt! Strut your Democrat stuff proudly over the holidays, and look forward to a renewed America in 2009. Choose your size from Small to 3XL. |
Twin Doves Womens Cut T-shirt$25.00 Here's a design that's somewhat like the vintage swallows shirt, but it features peace doves instead. Gold peace doves on a black, women's cut T-shirt. |
Varsity-style Support Science t-shirt$20.00 Here's a great new shirt that's sure to be a hit with rational-minded college students everywhere. This light gray t-shirt states the pro-science message loud 'n' clear! Logo is approx. 10" x 7" |
Democracy Not Empire t-shirt
$20.00 Here's a cool new t-shirt that will stir up a few righteous warmongers! Featuring an eye-catching bright red logo on a military-green style cotton shirt, you might say this calls for a peaceful revolution - a return to the traditional American values originally defined by the founding fathers. Logo is approx. 5" diameter. |
Peace Rainbow TieDye shirt$29.00 Tye Dye Peace Symbol t-shirt. Here's a super new technicolor t-shirt, with a large peace symbol on the front. Perfect for you folks who do not want to blend in with the crowd. It gets worn by all the best people - and John McCain, too! Choose your size, from Small to 3XL |
Peace Symbol T-Shirt$18.00 The classic peace symbol design returns on a 100% cotton teal shirt. From the Vietnam era to Iraq, peace protesters have worn this shirt with pride, knowing they are speaking truth to corrupted powers in The White House. Across the generations, this has remained a simple yet powerful statement for troubled times. . |
First One Out... Wins! (2nd edition) t-shirt
$18.00 First One Out (2nd edition) t-shirt. Brand new design! Those who evolve make the most progress, so let's all climb out of the primordial swamp! Click on the image for a closer look. These cream-colored cotton shirts require an extra shipping charge of $1.00 |
Data in the Strata T-Shirt
Exclusive to EvolveFISH.com! Ray Troll Wearable Art! This Heavyweight Ash Gray 90%-cotton 10%-polyester t-shirt is a Ray Troll original. Includes a small EvolveFish on the back up near the collar. We think the picture says it all. A great shirt for everyone who thinks the earth just might be a little older than 6,000 years!. Only a few of these left! Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic. Medium $18.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Large $18.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Extra-Large $19.00 [Order] [Checkout] Double Extra-Large $21.00 [Order] [ View Cart] |
I Think Therefore I'm Dangerous T-Shirt
Black image and text on a pebble colored t-shirt. Let them know what they're up against: An active mind! We also have buttons with the same message. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X size. Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic. "Pebble" is really a khaki grey color...does that help? Medium $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Extra-Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Double Extra-Large $20.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
The Religions T-shirt
A grey t-shirt bearing quotes about various religions. The statements include: Taoism: Shit Happens; Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It; Jehovah's Witness: Knock Knock: 'Shit Happens', and so on. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X size. Click on picture for detail of the shirt graphic. Small $17.00 [Order] [Checkout] Medium $17.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Large $17.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Extra-Large $17.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Double Extra-Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Heretic T-Shirt
This black t-shirt declares the wearer as a HERETIC, shows a picture of people being burned in typically compassionate christian style, and lists dozens of your fellow heretics - including Joan of Arc, Galileo, Johannes Kepler, Copernicus, Giordano Bruno, and many more. Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X size. Small $19.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Medium $19.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Large $19.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Extra-Large $19.00 [Order] [Checkout] Double Extra-Large $22.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Triple Extra-Large $22.00 [Order] [ View Cart] |
My Ancestors Spent 3.8 Billion Years Evolving T-shirt
Here's a shirt for Intelligent Design proponents to ponder. The text is interspersed with Ray Troll drawings of various 'evolving' species up to the point of an, arguably, fully evolved human male holding a beer can. The animals are in full colors, while the text is black on a white, 50/50 SoftLink T-shirt. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X sizes. Small $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Medium $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Extra-Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Double Extra-Large $20.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Triple Extra-Large $22.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Quadruple Extra-Large $22.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Discoveries in Science REVERSED T-shirt$18.00 This one has that long list of scientific discoveries printed on the BACK of the shirt, so if you feel more comfortable having curious onlookers staring at your back while they read the shirt (rather than your chest), this is the one for you! Extra shipping costs of $1.00 for Small and Medium size shirts, $1.90 for Large and Extra Large, $2.90 for Triple Extra Large. |
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Sweat ShirtWell Behaved Women Rarely Make History Sweat Shirt. One of our most popular slogans on a soft, warm, white sweatshirt. It's sure to spark up conversation and comments as you wear it out and about. Due to the weight of the sweatshirt fabric, additional shipping charges of $3.50 apply. Medium $26.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Large $26.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Extra-Large $26.00 [ Add to Cart] [Checkout] Double Extra-Large $29.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People T-shirt$18.00 Doesn't it seem like the 'stupid people group' is growing larger every year? Their power has grown to frightening levels these days, so maybe if more smart people wear this T-shirt we can start shrinking the stupid group! Republican die-hards, chickenhawks, rednecks, O'Reilly's viewers, Rush's listeners, Baptists, gun nuts.... the list goes on and on. White text on a black, 100% cotton T-shirt. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small & Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X. |
Democrats are Sexier T-shirt
Here's another fun design created at a customer's request. It's become quite popular (maybe because it's true?), so we are making it available on our website. The Democrats are sexier graphic comes on a white, high-quality Soft Link T-shirt in the size of your choice using a high-quality ink sublimation iron-on decal. Available in men's standard and women's scoop-neck sizes. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X sizes. These shirt sizes run a bit big. Please use the dimensions shown next to each size when deciding which size shirt to order.
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Atheist NEW Symbol t-shirt$20.00 Here is the brand new Atheist symbol on a white t-shirt. This design looks like a car hood ornament, or a piece of shiny polished, stainless steel bling, but this logo is guaranteed to start an interesting conversation anywhere you go! The 'A' graphic comes on a white, high-quality, Soft Link T-shirt in sizes Small - 3XL, using an ink sublimation iron-on decal. |
Out of the Ooze and Born to Cruise T-Shirt
We are discontinuing this Exclusive to EvolveFISH.com shirt Here is one of Ray Troll's greatest designs! This sand/tan-colored heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt has his 'Born to Cruise' fish taking that historic first step. The shirt also has a small EvolveFISH logo on the back near the collar. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small size. Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic. Only a few of these shirts left! This shirt was discontinued by the artist and we have a very small number left! Small |
Fish Worship T-shirt
Exclusive to EvolveFISH.com! Ray Troll's colorful Fish Worship art adorns this eye-catching shirt. The colors jump off the black shirt while the image's message is sure to arch a few eyebrows! Check out the Fish Worship cap! Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.85 each for Medium and Large sizes, $2.19 for Extra-Large size. Medium $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Extra-Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Double Extra-Large $21.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Fabric of Life T-Shirt
Exclusive to EvolveFISH.com! Double-sided Ray Troll Art Shirt features a small 'Evolve star' on the left chest and the graphic art story of the FABRIC of LIFE on the back. 100% heavyweight cotton, white printing on a black t-shirt. As much fun to look at as it is to wear! Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X size. Click on picture for a detail view of the shirt's rear graphic. Medium $18.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Large $18.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Extra-Large $18.00 [Order] [Checkout] Double Extra-Large $21.00 [Order] [ View Cart] |
It's Never Too Late to Mutate T-Shirt
Exclusive to EvolveFISH.com! Is it your turn to mutate? Here's Charles Darwin driving through prehistory in his EVolvo! Hilarious art by Ray Troll on this cool white t-shirt. Also has one of our little EvolveFISH logos on the left sleeve. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 for Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X size. Click on the picture for a close-up look at the shirt graphic. Medium $18.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Large $18.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Extra-Large $18.00 [Order] [Checkout] Double Extra-Large $21.00 [Order] [ View Cart] |
Homeland Securi-Tees
Don't worry! You'll be safe from any terrorists or enemy combatants wrapped in the 100% guaranteed shielding of the Homeland Securi-Tee! Wear yours at your next Laylat al-Qadr and you'll be the hit of the party! $1.00 extra for the 2XL size. + $1.85 special shipping for these shirts. Small Medium Large 2XLarge |
More Faith in Shadow Than in Church T-Shirt
A nice freethought quote attributed to Ferdinand Magellan, one of Europe's early explorers back in the days when the church regularly executed people for expressing such diabolically reasonable thoughts! Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.85 each for Medium size. Only a couple of these left! Click on picture for detail of the shirt graphic. Medium $18.00 [Order] [ View Cart] |
Native Peoples T-Shirt
This shirt has a silhouetted image of a Native American, framed by the words: "Ask the Native Peoples about Christian Love." During certain holidays and in various geographical locations, this shirt may be an eye opener. The shirt is a light sage green color. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X sizes. Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic. Small $17.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Medium $17.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Large $17.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Extra-Large $17.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Double Extra-Large $19.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Triple Extra-Large, Natural Color $19.00 [Order] [ View Cart] |
Sweet Home Colorado shirt$25.00 Sweet Home Colorado shirt. Who needs Alabama when you can get your natural 'mile-highs' without leaving the ground? Inspired by a song from the 20th century, and our state license plate, this pre-shrunk 100% cotton shirt is proudly worn by natives and insurgents alike. Get yours in time for summer! Choose your style and size from the boxes below. Women's sizes go from Small - 2XL, Men's sizes go from Medium - 2XL. |
Weapons of Mass Destruction Shirt
Here they are, we found them! This great retro-looking shirt shows the locations of WMD manufacuring plants and stores right here in the United States. Gee, who knew those bad old WMDs were so close to our homes? This shirt comes in a cactus green color and features the map image at left on the front and a list of "tour stops" on the back. Click the image to see the back of the shirt. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for the Double-XL. Small Medium Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Extra-Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Double Extra-Large $19.50 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
War No More T-Shirt
Brightly colored centered image on black shirt. Text reads "War No More" and "Not With My Body - Not With My Money - Not With My Mind". Let people know how you feel about the world's primary international money-go-round: WAR! Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic. Small $20.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Medium $20.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Large $20.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Extra-Large $20.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Double Extra-Large $22.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Triple Extra-Large $23.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Sarah Palin's Finger on the Button T-shirt
$25.00 One of our customers put together this awesome cartoon of moose-murderer Sarah Palin reaching several of those 'noocular' buttons, and it was so good we had to put it on a t-shirt and share it with you! Click to see the image on a white t-shirt. Available in sizes from Small to 2XL. [Order] [Checkout] |
Freedom is the Distance T-Shirt
One of our more popular designs has moved from the bumper sticker to a T-shirt. The Freedom is the Distance graphic is now available on a 100% cotton heavyweight white, T-shirt in the size of your choice. We also have this design on a sticker and a keychain and also a coffee/tea mug! Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double Extra-Large size. Small $18.00 [Order] [Checkout] Medium $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Extra-Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Double Extra-Large $20.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Triple Extra-Large $21.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
God Was My Copilot T-Shirt
A childlike simplicity draws little ones and older folks, to the simple tale of failed belief. And the smile obviously reveals the former believer's relief! Featuring white graphics on a black, high quality, 100% cotton t-shirt. We also have this message on Button and Sticker. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X sizes. Click on picture for detail of shirt graphic. Small $16.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Medium $16.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Large $16.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Extra-Large $16.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Double Extra-Large $19.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Triple Extra-Large $22.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Normal Doesn't Live Here Anymore T-shirt$20.00 It's been at least 7 years since normal visted the White House, although some would argue it's been decades. Regardless, this is a fun new image for our "Any Image T-shirt" line. Just follow this link to our Any Image T-shirt page, select your size and color, then tell us "Normal No More" in the shopping cart description. We'll get your shirt out ASAP! [Order] [Checkout] |
Peace Around The World Unisex T-Shirt
This delightful dove graphic is printed on a white, high-quality SoftLink T-shirt in the size of your choice using an ink sublimation iron-on decal. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X size. Small $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Medium $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Extra-Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Double Extra-Large $20.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Be The Change You Wish T-ShirtThis is a presentation of the famous Ghandi quote, "Be the change you wish to see in the world." The design on the tee is a blue and green representation of the earth with black lettering on a white t-shirt. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-XL and Triple Extra-Large size. Please use the size information below to determine the size you need. Small (38" chest x 27" tall) Medium (42" chest x 27" tall) Large (48" chest x 29" tall) Extra-Large (52" chest x 32" tall) Double Extra-Large (54" chest x 32" tall) Triple Extra-Large (62" chest x 35" tall) Small $18.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Medium $18.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Large $18.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Extra-Large $18.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Double Extra-Large $22.00 [Order] [ View Cart] Triple Extra-Large $22.00 [Order] [ View Cart] |
Same Sex Drive-Thru Weddings t-shirt
Here's our Same Sex Weddings t-shirt. Cool retro graphics give this shirt a great, 1950's-style 'Vegas drive-thru' look! Are same-sex weddings legal in your state? If not, then why not? This white cotton shirt is available in Male or Female versions - perfect for outraging all your local 'family values' nazis! Click on the shirt for a closer look at the images. |
Don't Throw Shoes At Bush sweatshirt
$25.00 Angry Iraqi journalist, Muntader al-Zaidi, threw his shoes at George Bush - and missed! Now we hear he's being tortured in a jail run by US 'contractors' (AKA - hired thugs) in Iraq, so we made this sweatshirt in his honor. Click on the image for a closer look at the graphic. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq? t-shirt
$25.00 Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq? t-shirt. Here's the question the corporate media have never asked Bush or Cheney. The oil derrick and sacks of dollars tell the truth of this sorry tale. And guess what? No WMD's were ever found.... Very strange. Click on the image for a closer look. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Future FEMA Camp Detainee t-shirt
$25.00 Future FEMA Camp Detainee t-shirt. In genuine bright Guantanamo orange, here is the 'must-have' fascism accessory for 2009, modeled by our own 'guilty-until-proven-guilty' staffer! While media distractions over marital laws rage on, the radical right's drumbeat for martial law gets louder, day by day. Very soon, all defenders of real American freedom will be wearing these shirts! Click on the image for a closer look. Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
New Wiccan Order t-shirt
$15.95 New Wiccan Order t-shirt. As global fundamentalism gets ever crazier, the old ways are making a comeback! Here's a New World Order shirt with a difference. Features a small EvolveFISH logo on the back of the neck, and a flying witch on the left sleeve. Click on the image for a closer look at the N.W.O. logo. Only a few of these shirts left! |
Custer Died for Your Sins T-shirt
This design was created at the request of a customer. We liked it so much we decided to make it available on our website. The Custer Died for Your Sins graphic is now available on a white, high-quality Soft Link T-shirt in the size of your choice using an ink sublimation iron-on decal. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X and Triple-X sizes. These shirt sizes run big. Please use the dimensions shown next to each size when deciding which size shirt to order. |
Secular Coalition T-shirt
The Secular Coalition for America logo will be placed on a white, high-quality Soft Link T-shirt in the size of your choice using an ink sublimation iron-on decal. The Secular Coalition for America is a new lobbying organization whose purpose is to amplify the diverse and growing voice of the nontheistic community in the United States. You can learn more at their website Secular Coalition for America. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Medium size, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double Extra-Large size. Small $18.00 [Order] [Checkout] Medium $18.00 [Order] [Checkout] Large $18.00 [Order] [Checkout] Extra-Large $18.00 [Order] [Checkout] Double Extra-Large $22.00 [Order] [Checkout] Triple Extra-Large $22.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
Machine Gunner Bush$20.00 You know that deep down the "Commander Guy" believes he is a machine gunner for God. That is as long as he is NOWHERE NEAR a war zone where people might be shooting back. Order this one and we'll get your shirt shipped out to the front lines ASAP! |
Bush with Slash T-shirtExpress your anti-Bush sentiments as succinctly as possible with this 'Not Bush' logo. Wear it as you walk around DC, Florida, Texas and Langley VA, to get the locals chattering. Features a bold black and red graphic on a white T-shirt. Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small and Medium sizes, $1.90 each for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 each for Double-X. Small $18.00 [Order] [Checkout] Medium $18.00 [Order] [Checkout] Large $18.00 [Order] [Checkout] Extra-Large $18.00 [Order] [Checkout] Double Extra-Large $20.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
AHA Religious Right T-shirt
This graphic is from the American Humanist Association's (AHA) "Humanist Values Education Ad Campaign" that you may have seen in the Progressive, the Nation and the American Prospect, as well as The Humanist. It's a great attention getter! When you purchase this shirt you are supporting the American Humanist Association. A Voice for Progressive Values in America. Small $20.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Medium $20.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Large $20.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Extra-Large $20.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Double Extra-Large $22.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Triple Extra-Large $23.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Rational Responders T-Shirt$20.00 They're on patrol and they're coming to correct that sectarian brainwashing! The Rational Response Squad is out to prove to the world that rational thinking is the next evolutionary step in the human thought process. Support them by grabbing a shirt and doing some patrolling of your own! Adorned with the Rational Response Squad badge and the caption: "Believe in God? We can fix that." Find the Rational Response Squad at RationalResponders.com |
IllumiNaughty T-shirt
$30.00 Watch out! It's the IllumiNaughty! They are everywhere and they know how YOU like it!! Here's a fun shirt featuring the symbol of the IllumiNaughty's all-seeing eye on the front. The back of the shirt has text saying: "We are everywhere and we know how you like it." Silver image on a black 100% cotton t-shirt. Comes in unisex or women's cut sizes. Pick your style and size below. |
Jesus was more Goth than You T-shirt
$30.00 It's obvious to even the most casual observer that Jesus was clearly Goth. The evidence stares us in the face: - he was into fishnet - he went to dens of iniquity - he had the gaunt look down - he was big on crucifixes - he was into body piercings - he was fascinated with the occult - he spent time in tombs - he was secretly a vampire - he was obsessed with Death White printing on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. The front of the shirt makes a bold statement, with the reasons lined up for all to see on the back. |
Helix Evolve Support Science T Shirt
Science has proven its superiority at explaining the world around us, and the DNA helix has become a symbol of scientific discovery. This blue shirt features the image of a helix with the words "Support Science....Not Superstition" under the image. The back side of shirt has a small 3" (7.6cm) EvolveFISH logo just below the collar. A great way to express the pro-science message in style. This is a dark blue shirt, not black! Shirts require a shipping charge of $1.00 each for Small size, $1.90 for Large and Extra-Large sizes, and $2.90 for Triple-X sizes. Small $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Extra-Large $18.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Triple Extra-Large $22.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
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