What Jesus Really Meant Greeting Cards (Pack of 12)
$15.00
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Set of 12 cards (mailing envelopes included) includes four of each type:
Top card says ""I know you want to help, girls.....but in order to represent me, you've got to physically resemble me!"".
Middle card says ""What I really meant was: if you are male, went to the right school and promise never, never to marry, THEN you can do this in memory of me."" Middle card also says ""Cheer up, Peter! One out of three isn't bad!""
Bottom card says ""When I said that it's harder for a rich person to get into heaven than for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, what I really meant was that we need to start a church to give us larger needles and a running head start!""