"Beer imparts an earthly wisdom all of its own, and real beer should be served in a traditional British-style pint glass, so we thought we'd make one for the freethinking, free-drinking community! Here's that list of the Top 10 reasons why beer is better than Jesus:
1. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over their brand of beer.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
3. If you devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.
4. You don't have to wait 2,000 years for a second beer.
5. There are laws that say beer labels can't lie to you.
6. Beer won't tell you how to have sex.
7. Beer has never caused a war.
8. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
9. When you have a beer, you don't knock on people's doors to give it away.
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
You have to admit it: beer is the winner here! (sorry Jesus, you lose.... again.)
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