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The Devil's Dictionaries

Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs, and keep.

Patriot, n. One to whom the interest of a part seems superior to those of the whole. the dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors. -Ambrose Bierce

Elder Statesman, n. A politician too decrepit to do much further harm. -Chaz Bufe

Senator, n. A millionaire or, if newly elected, about to become one. -Chaz Bufe

These and many more thought-provoking, sarcastic, cynical, and humorous definitions fill this enjoyable book.

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