This hilarious compilation includes subjects ranging from cloning to federal spending, from foreign affairs to kissing. Asked what he and British Prime Minister Tony Blair had in common, President George W. Bush remarked, "Well, we both use Colgate toothpaste." According to then-Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill, "If you set aside Three Mile Island and Chernobyl, the safety record of nuclear energy is really very good." Author Ted Rueter catches the best of the best, whether the gaffes came from Bob Dole, Newt Gingrich, or Strom Thurmond-all firmly planting foot in mouth.