This fun-packed parody of the Republican Party includes:
? 52 cards and 3 jokers.
? Full color caricatures of Republican Party honchos and their supporters.
? Satirical write-ups that spoof these public figures.
? A game in which participants compete against each other (and President Bush) to collect votes in four electoral returns

You will be treated to such illuminating topics as:
? Arnold Schwarzenegger's "No Child Will Be Left Without 18-Inch Biceps" program.
? Donald Rumsfeld working undercover in a Uranium R Us factory outlet store in Niger.
? Trent Lott's surprise appearance on Jeopardy.
? Oliver North's attempt to lie his way into the Baseball Hall of Fame.
? Rush Limbaughs's denial that he's the illegitimate child of Benito Mussolini.
? Rupert Murdochs's iron-fisted control of the state run Fox News Network.
? Sen. Rick Santorums's reality TV show with Ozzy Osbourne.
? AND LOTS MORE FUN!

ELECTION 2004 CARDS & GAME
(A Complete List of Players)

The Aces:
George Bush
Dick Cheney (Top Dog: Money)
John Ashcroft (Top Dog: Religion)
Donald Rumsfeld (Top Dog: Military)

The Kings:
Rupert Murdoch (Top Dog: Media)
Karl Rove (Top Dog: Political Operatives)
William Bennett (Top Dog: Family Values)
Sen. Bill First (Top Dog: Congress/Governors)

The Queens:
Gale Norton Secretary of the Interior
Condi Rice National Security Agency
Sen. Elizabeth Dole
Katherine Harris (Top Dog: The Courts)

The Jack (asses):
Sen. Rick Santorum (aka "Keep 'Em in the Closet")
Sen. Trent Lott (aka "Mr. Segregation")
Rep. Tom DeLay (aka "Toxic Tom")
Rep. Darrell Issa (aka "Voters Aware")

The 10's (The Courts):
Supreme Court Justice William Rehnquist
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas
Federal Court Appointee Charles Pickering

The 9's (Congress/Governors):
House Speaker Dennis Hastert
Sen. Orrin Hatch
Rep. Bill Thomas
Gov. Jeb Bush

The 8's (Family Values):
Ken Starr (aka "The Voyeur")
Philip Giordano (aka "The Molester")
Newt Gingrich (aka "The Cad")
Richard Delgaudio (aka "The Pornographer")

The 7's (Political Operatives):
Mary Matalin
James Baker
Pat Buchanan
Oliver North

The 6's (The Media Whores):
Rush Limbaugh
Bill O'Reilly
Ann Coulter
Michael Savage

The 5's (Religion):
Jerry Falwell
Pat Robertson
Franklin Graham
Ralph Reed

The 4's (Military):
Paul Wolfowitz
Tom Ridge
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Charlton Heston

The 3's (Money):
Ken Lay (aka "Mr. Enron")
Jack Oliver (aka "The Money Man")
John Snow (aka "More Money for the Rich")
Khalid bin Mahfoud (aka "Saudi Arabian Financier")

The 2's (Issues):
Freedom Fries
The Economy Tanks
Environmental Degradation
Tax Cuts for the Rich

The Jokers:
George Bush, Sr.
Dan Quayle
Richard Nixon ("Ghost of Republican Past")