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Here is our collection of premium-quality, full-color, political, atheist bumper stickers. They are all hand-made by Americans in Colorado Springs, using a special heat-transfer process. These are all our own exclusive, topical designs, and are not available anywhere else! Many folks order these stickers on magnetic backings, so they can transferred between different vehicles, or displayed on refrigerators, file cabinets, locker doors and computer cases. 
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Baaaaa Means NO! sticker
$5.00 Baaaaa Means NO! sticker. This sticker is a tribute to the Florida Senate, who in their infinite wisdom, decided that bestiality was the #1 threat to The Shuffleboard State. In the midst of catastrophic economic collapse, endless wars, environmental destruction, and crushing poverty, at least Florida's terrified goats, sheep, cows and dogs can now sleep a little more soundly. Premium quality, hand made sticker, dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
James Dobson - Damn Good Riddance sticker
$5.00 James Dobson - Damn Good Riddance sticker. We're all celebrating today, as James Dobson - founder of hate group Focus on The Family - announced his resignation. Free people all across the USA are cheering already, and so are we! First Bush goes, then Dobson... we're wondering which right wing lunatic will be next! Premium quality, hand made sticker, dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Shame On Israel sticker$5.00 Shame On Israel sticker. The world's patience is wearing out. The illegal 40-year occupation of Gaza, the West Bank, East Jerusalem, and the Golan Heights has turned public opinion against the genocidal Zionist state, so we hope relief will soon be at hand for the Palestinian people. Premium quality, hand made sticker, dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
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This Terrorist Armed Saddam... Reagan sticker$3.00 This Terrorist Armed Saddam... sticker. We're all tired of being told endless lies about how 'great' Ronald Reagan was, when he armed our future enemies, ran up the biggest federal deficits in history, and made the rich a lot richer, and all at the expense of working class America. But former CIA boss George HW Bush was really running the show, and thirty years of Bush / Reaganomics has left America in ruins. So we made this sticker to tell a few truths about the clown called Ronald. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Why Believe In A God? Just be good for goodness' sake sticker$2.00 Why Believe In A God? sticker. You'd better watch out - the American Humanists are about! We think the winter holidays are better spent without all those imaginary bloodthirsty beasts spoiling the festive season. This is our version of the American Humanist Association's new 'bus billboard' campaign sticker - All the best buses in Washington DC are wearing one of these! Premium quality, hand made sticker, dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Irrelevant GOP Sticker$5.00 In 2004 Bush won the election for a 2nd term and kept Republican majorities in the House and Senate. Many Bush backers at the time were screaming that Bush now had a "mandate" to implement his plan, while ignoring differing views and opinions. He even claimed he had earned a little political capital and he planned on using it. This sticker is our retort to those days, and the current grim reality Republicans face. Feels good doesn't it? Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
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Got Hope? Obama logo sticker$3.00 Got Hope? Obama logo sticker. As America voted for hope and change, the few remaining die-hard Republicans voted for more hatred, more division, more wars and making the rich even richer. We don't need any more of that un-American nonsense - we have got hope! This sticker is hand made by free people in North America. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Incontinent / Incompetent sticker$5.00 Incontinent / Incompetent sticker. Here's our heartfelt tribute to the greatest GOP comedy double-act since Bob Dole and Jack Kemp. Remember them? No, neither does 99% of America. McCain conceded the election early when he chose the Disasta from Alaska as his running mate. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Flying Spaghetti Monster 4 Obama sticker$2.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster 4 Obama sticker. Behold, His unholy noodliness has spoken! And he hath bestowed upon Barack Obama, the honor of representing pirates the world over. And lo, we shall all receive a beer volcano for our efforts to defeat the evil ones.... Aaaaarrgghh! Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
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McCain / Quayle sticker$5.00 McCain / Quayle sticker. Here's the dream ticket that would have swept John McCain easily into the White House. Dan Quayle has all the experience, the wisdom and intellect to guide Turtle Head right to the top. And he'd be a great life insurance policy for McCain, too.... barring problematic encounters with vegetables. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
8 Years Is Enough! sticker$5.00 8 Years Is Enough! sticker. Darn' right it is! Especially seeing as the GOP hasn't won an election since 1988. This is a line from Barack Obama's acceptance speech in Denver, and we think he's hit the nail on the head with this one. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Obama / Biden 2008 sticker$4.00 Obama / Biden 2008 sticker. Here's our new sticker for this year's Democratic ticket. In patriotic red, white, and blue - with a hint of green, too. Now let's see these two fighters from the Blue corner go after Insane McCain and his corrupt cronies! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout]
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Please Neuter & Spay Your Republicans sticker$3.00 Please Neuter & Spay Your Republicans sticker. This is our heartfelt tribute to Bristol Palin, daughter of polar bear-hating, moose-munching GOP VP nominee Sarah Palin, who is pregnant out of wedlock once again, at the age of 17. Perhaps there isn't much for Conservetards to do in Alaska, except stay indoors and breed even more uneducated Republicans. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Radical Conservatism Is The Real Threat sticker$3.00 Radical Conservatism Is The Real Threat sticker. The extreme hard far-right lunatics keep trying to distract us by shouting about the evils of 'radical Islam', but we know what they're up to. After all, Osama bin Laden didn't tear up The Constitution, did he? That was done by America's own glorious Conservatives. So much for all their patriotic posturing.... Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Grassroots Democrat sticker$3.00 Grassroots Democrat sticker. The Democratic Party has long depended upon its blue-collar grassroots for support. With the huge mess left behind by George Bush II, the progressive grassroots are shouting louder then ever for a government that represents US! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
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Conservatism: An Idea Whose Time Has Gone sticker$3.00 Conservatism: An Idea Whose Time Has Gone sticker. The game's up for this failed ideology, invented by the rich - to benefit the rich, and enslave the rest of us. People power will prevail, and Conservatism will soon be consigned to the dumpster of history (we hope). Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Stupidity Has Been Painful Sticker$5.00 The other day I saw a truck sporting a bumper sticker that said "Stupidity Should Be Painful." I created this sticker as my response. Does anyone out there think this country is better off today than it was before Bush took office? Anyone? Anyone? Welcome to the pain of Bush's stupidity. Too bad his stupidity always hurts the other person while he walks away clean...and richer, as do his henchmen. [Order] [Checkout] |
You Laugh at Me because I'm Different Sticker$3.00 You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. We're guessing that a lot of people who cruise this website can relate to this sticker. Now you can let the "sames" know why you are snickering at them! Dimensions: 11" x 3-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
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Insane 'Star' sticker$5.00 Insane 'Star' sticker. Here's a more realistic take on those McCain 08 stickers. Gotta tell the truth about the guy who pretends he never supported Bush, when he always votes for more war, and more tax cuts for the rich. So ol' Turtle-Head is a maverick, huh? Don't believe the corporate media hype! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
End of An Error Sticker$5.00 We hate to wish our lives away, but we cannot wait for the next inauguration. We’re guessing many of you can’t wait either. Here’s to the next president, who cannot possibly be worse than the current criminal. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
More of the Same that's John McSame Sticker$5.00 John McCain has based his campaign on promising us of more of the same. Some folks are now calling him John McSame. So, here's the McSame variation of our More of the Same that's John McCain sticker. Dimensions: 11 x 3-1/2 inches. [Order] [Checkout] |
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Who Would Jesus Bomb? sticker$3.00 Well, he's back. Bet you didn't know he'd come back riding a bomb. This sticker is sure to upset lots of loving Christians... especially those war-loving Christians. As for the question of Who Would Jesus Bomb, you can rest assured he would bomb the same people that the war-loving Christians would bomb. Who woulda thought it? Dimensions: 3-1/2 x 11 inches (8.9cm x 28cm). |
Impeach God sticker$3.00 Impeach God sticker. Well, we would if we could! So many people have carried out atrocities and hate crimes in his name, that we think he's gotta start facing up to some of his godly responsibilities. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Which Minority Group... sticker$3.00 Which Minority Group... sticker. They scream and shout about Blacks, Hispanics, immigrants, muslims, gays, lesbians, atheists, union members and single mothers, but never bother to put themselves under the microscope. Ever wondered why? Demonizing every other minority group is a national sport for the GOP's talking heads, tasked with distracting America's angry voters. We won't let 'em get away with it! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
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Flying Spaghetti Monster Bless America Bumper Sticker$3.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster Bless America Bumper Sticker. Now we know the true creation story, make sure His holy pastaness blesses the U.S. with his noodly appendage. Dimensions: 3" x 11". Go Pirates! Humorous freethought sticker. [Order] [Checkout] |
Cindy Sheehan / Nancy Pelosi sticker$5.00 America's favorite peace mom Cindy Sheehan has announced a challenge to Nancy Pelosi - unless Pelosi does her job by stopping the Iraq war and impeaching Bush and Cheney. So wake up and get to work Nancy, or Cindy and WE THE PEOPLE are gonna kick you out of the House! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Republicans For Obama sticker$3.00 Republicans For Obama sticker. A lot of lifelong Republicans are fed up with the direction their party has been taken by Bush & Cheney, and many of them like Barack Obama's fresh approach. Put this sticker on your bumper and give your Conservative die-hard neighbor something to think about! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
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Nuke Bush Not Iran sticker$5.00 Nuke Bush Not Iran sticker. Gee, can you imagine one of those pretty lil' mushroom clouds rising over a ranch in Crawford TX, instead of Tehran? The whole world would be better off if Bush was barbecued the American way.... served with Rumsfeld Relish, Cheney Cola and Fascism Fries to go! [Order] [Checkout] |
When You See A Rainbow... sticker$2.00 When You See A Rainbow... sticker. Ever wondered what those pretty colors in the sky mean? Well, now you know what all that noisy thundering and banging is about! We love the multi-colored celestial light show, and if there is a god, it sounds like she's having a real good time... Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Nixon '08 sticker$5.00 Nixon '08 sticker. If you enjoy winding up your local Republican die-hards, this is the perfect bumper sticker for you! Any candidate promising honesty, integrity or trust, would be quickly buried by today's corporate media. But against any of the current crop of pro-war, pro-corporation candidates, Tricky Dicky would look like an absolute saint! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
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Frodo Failed, Bush Has The Ring Sticker$5.00 Frodo Failed, Bush Has The Ring Sticker. The Ring missed on its way down to the bowels of Mt. Doom, and instead landed in the lap of the inept. Now the world has a reign of stupidity to suffer through during this age of man. Premium full-color political humorous antiBush bumper sticker. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Eat The Rich sticker$2.00 Eat The Rich sticker. The richest 1% of Americans have got much richer under the second Bush Presidency, and now the banking classes are getting even more of what's ours, courtesy of president Obama. It's time the masses fought back. Let's rise up and devour those Wall Street predators! Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Don't Tase Me Bro! Sticker$5.00 Don't Tase Me Bro! Sticker University of Florida student Andrew Meyer uttered these words before security guards hit him with the tasers at an event featuring John Kerry. The phrase "Don't Tase Me Bro" has become a catchphrase of our times as law enforcement officers at all levels are now tasering people on very regular basis. We've heard both arguments that tasering is a non-lethal way (not always) for police to get people to comply; and that increased tasering is just one more way to make us more unquestioning and obedient to the encroaching police state. Regardless of the reasoning, here's a sticker to create more awareness of the ever increasing use of Tasers. [Order] [Checkout] |
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McCain's Insane Sticker$5.00 We realize that calling a modern Bush-supporting Republican insane is redundancy. However we are trying to ensure the sane folks who might lean toward voting for McCain understand he is a continuation of the Bush insanity. Dimensions 11 x 3-3/4 inches. [Order] [Checkout] |
Viva Chavez! Viva Venezuela! sticker$3.00 Viva Chavez! Viva Venezuela! sticker. With 10 landslide election victories behind him, President Hugo Chavez is using Venezuela's oil revenues to liberate the poor - building schools, hospitals, transport infrastructure, housing and food programs. No wonder Dick Cheney is planning another attempt to assassinate him.... Premium quality, political antiBush liberal sticker. [Order] [Checkout] |
Death in Iraq is Not a Career Opportunity Sticker$3.00 All branches of the military advertise themselves as a career opportunity in an effort to help encourage new recruits to join. This sticker is how one of our customers responded to that ad campaign. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
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They Don't Deserve to be Impeached - Pitchforks Sticker$5.00 More and more people believe many of our political leaders have gone beyond the bounds of even considering Impeachment. The pitchfork army in this sticker stands ready for the job of removing all of the scoundrels from office. Join the pitchfork army! This premium-quality sticker measures 11 x 4 inches (28cm x 10cm). [Order] [Checkout] |
Big Truck Small Dick sticker
$5.00 Big Truck Small Dick sticker. A giant exhaust pipe gives the game away! All the ladies know that redneck guys who drive alone in those huuuge honkin' off-road machines do not have a lot of thrust down below. Thoughtful, green-minded truck guys who tread lightly always have more to offer! Drop your caveman neighbor a hint with this premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
They Don't Deserve to be Impeached - Guillotine Sticker$5.00 After seeing the pitchfork army sticker to the left, some folks asked for a sticker that reflected their real feelings about the crooks in office. This guillotine sticker is what came about. Premium quality sticker is 11 x 3-1/2 inches (28cm x 9cm). [Order] [Checkout] |
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More of the Same that's John McCain Sticker$5.00 John McCain's motto seems to be "nothing will change, I'm more of the same!" Let folks know we cannot stand four more years of the same with this new anti-McCain sticker. Dimensions: 11 x 3-1/2 inches. [Order] [Checkout] |
My Freedom is more Important than Your Faith Sticker$3.00 Believers of all stripes constantly try to pass laws attempting to make others conform to the rules of their faith. Here's a little reminder to them that freedom trumps faith in a civilized society. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
No More of the McSame Sticker$5.00 Here's a different version of the McSame message for your bumper. Get it? Different, but still more of the same... Well, we can have fun with it here, but it won't be fun with more of the same from a McCain administration. Dimensions 11 x 3-3/4 inches. [Order] [Checkout] |
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'Any Town' Liberal sticker
$5.00 Tell us which town or city's name you'd like us to print on your big honkin', loud 'n' proud 'LIBERAL' sticker! Then you can really let friends and neighbors know where you stand on the issues that matter. Notice how the sky-blue color is a whole lot brighter and more cheerful than the dark blue used by the Democrats. And you'll meet a few more like-minded Progressives when they come out of the woodwork to compliment you on your bold statement! Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Freeman/Ford 2008$5.00 Let's continue the theme of actors in the White House with a pair we could really get behind. Morgan and Harrison may not have political aspirations just yet, but maybe they should! [Order] [Checkout] |
Healthcare Not Warfare sticker$3.00 Healthcare Not Warfare sticker. Imagine if we cut a tiny fraction of the war machine's waste and fraud, we could then provide universal healthcare for every American. This is one of the top issues for the current Congress, so let's make sure they come up with some meaningful answers for the almost 50 million uninsured. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
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Obama Nation! sticker$3.00 Obama Nation! sticker. Will America go completely crazy for the bright young Illinois Senator in 2008? The right wing nuts are slinging all kinds of mud and slime at him, so he must be stirring up all the right people! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Live Free Or Diebold sticker$3.00 Live Free Or Diebold sticker. Here's a tribute to the company that rigged the primary elections in New Hampshire. Despite being 13 points behind Barack Obama in voting day polls, Hillary Clinton mysteriously overturned this big deficit to be declared the winner. Our glorious media then trotted out the usual "The polls were wrong" message, to help us forget yet another criminal hijacking of our democracy. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Who Is In Control Of Those In Control? Sticker$3.00 Really...who is in control of those in control? One thing is certain these days, it sure isn't the voters! The voters gave the Dems a majority to end the Iraq war and to reel in this rogue president and his vile, evil vice president. We've seen how far that has gotten us. Maybe we need to speak much louder at the next election. [Order] [Checkout] |
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The Bush Legacy Sticker$5.00 Recently while in a public place with televisions bombarding me with mainstream news, I overhead one of the talking heads mention that Bush was now working on his legacy. Legacy? Legacy? Did I hear that right? Naturally, when hearing such an obvious joke being presented seriously, it was time to create a sticker about Bush's so-called "legacy". Unfortunately, we can only list some of the most obvious failures of his legacy. To list them all would require a bumper sticker the size of a semi trailer. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Do Not Mistake Authority for Truth Sticker$3.00 Throughout the ages religious and political leaders have tried to offer their authority alone as truth. One of the more obvious examples of this problem occurred when Colin Powell was trying to sell the WMD story to the UN as a justification for invading Iraq. Then the rest of the administration got in on the act with words like "we don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud." Many of us then either felt or knew there was no truth to their authority and history has proven us right. Help awaken others with this sticker. [Order] [Checkout] |
Cynthia McKinney 08 sticker$5.00 Cynthia McKinney 08 sticker. New image! The one grassroots candidate loved by all real Progressives ran on the Green Party ticket in 2008. She speaks up loud 'n' proud for everyone abandoned by spineless corporate Democrats, so watch her brilliant announcement speech here. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
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got mlk? sticker
$5.00 got mlk? sticker. Here's a simple reminder to us all, to keep Dr Martin Luther King's dream alive. Let's step up the decades-long fight for civil and human rights, before fascist Republicans take America back to the dark ages. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 2-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Unionized We Stand sticker$5.00 Unionized We Stand sticker. If we all act together we can defeat all kinds of evils. From the outsourcing of American jobs, to fascism, to getting ourselves the healthcare benefits that workers in other civilized countries have. Unions work hard for us, so let's stand together, stand strong - stand up for America! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Condoleezza Rice '08 sticker
$5.00 Would the goose-stepping footsoldiers of the righteous right support Condoleezza Rice in '08? Of course they would! Because double standards are fine, as long as they are Republican double standards! This is a bright pink, premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
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Don't Iraq Iran sticker$5.00 Don't Iraq Iran! George Bush was recently caught lying about Iran's nuclear weapons program that ended in 2003, but that inconvenient fact won't derail him from issuing threats of war. America's precious oil must be liberated from under that Iranian sand, whatever the cost! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 2-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Hey Rudy, Where's Your Client List? sticker$5.00 The client list of Rudy Giuliani's law company contains some very shady characters, and for some reason, Rudy won't come clean about it. It's almost like he has something to hide. We know he's connected to all kinds of organized crime, the 9/11 cover-up, and North Korea's Kim Jong Il as well, so what else is lurking in Rudy's closet? Maybe Larry Flynt will spill the beans for us.... Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
God Is Not Great sticker$3.00 God Is Not Great sticker. Because imaginary beings have no way of proving their alleged 'greatness', we should reserve that accolade for genuinely worthy people - the unsung heroes of our world! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
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Wage Peace Not War sticker$3.00 Wage Peace Not War sticker. Wouldn't it be great if an American president declared peace on all other countries? Imagine the surprise, the relief, the rejoicing all around the world! Only candidates Cynthia McKinney, Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul have made this pledge, which is why the corporate media won't give them any airtime. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Humanists Good Without God Sticker$3.00 Humanists Good Without God Sticker. Fundamentalist Christians claim an absolute monopoly on morality, but time after time they are exposed as hypocrites, getting caught with their pants down in very compromising situations. Humanists are somehow able to do good without bowing down to invisible supernatural beings - go figure! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Evil Is As Evil Does sticker$5.00 Evil Is As Evil Does sticker. America's so-called Christian Right voted for Bush & Cheney on a 'family values' platform, only for the gruesome twosome to initiate genocides in Iraq and Afghanistan. Here was evil enabling evil. This sticker shows the two oily crooks sporting vampire fangs! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 4" [Order] [Checkout] |
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Bush Voter There's Blood on Your Hands! Sticker$5.00 Maybe, just maybe, this sticker will awaken some Bushbots from their state of cognitive dissonance. Premium sticker is 11" x 3.75". [Order] [Checkout] |
If Any Question Why We Died... sticker$5.00 If Any Question Why We Died... sticker. Rudyard Kipling's famous quote - over a background of flames - seems especially timely today. Draft dodgers from the Vietnam era are spinning lies to send a new generation of America's sons off to die in illegal wars. History repeats, but what have we learned...? Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
I Got a Crush on Obama RWB sticker$5.00 Here's the Crush on Obama sticker in a more traditional campaign design that adds a little white and blue to that hot red! [Order] [Checkout] |
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The Closer You Get The Slower I Drive sticker$3.00 The Closer You Get The Slower I Drive sticker. They're everywhere nowadays, so here's an unsubtle message for all those tedious troublesome tailgaters, blatantly busy barking BS into their cellphones. Back off, or overtake! Who knows, this sticker might even save your life one day. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
I Got a Crush on Obama Lips sticker$3.00 We've had numerous requests for a sticker with the phrase from the hot music video of the same name. Now, you can publicly show your crush on Obama with this sticker, complete with hot lips! Wanna see the video? Just type the phrase into a YouTube or Google video search and check it out. Personally, we'd like to see more campaigning along these lines than the usual mudslinging. [Order] [Checkout] |
GOP - Greedy Ol' Perverts sticker$3.00 GOP - Greedy Ol' Perverts sticker. Every week, another Republican hypocrite comes stumbling out of the airport toilet stall, accompanied by his standard-issue Republican wife. We know there are plenty more slippery hatemongers left in that Conservative closet, so whose little blip will show up next on the 'Family Values' gaydar? Place your bets, folks! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
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Draft Rich White Kids sticker$3.00 Draft Rich White Kids sticker. What would end the Iraq war quickly? Why, the thought of Mitt Romney and his ilk having to ship their sons out to Baghdad's depleted uranium wasteland. An outrageous idea! And how on earth would Fox 'News' spin a draft started by a bunch of Vietnam draft dodgers? We say send all those smug preppies off to war! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: approx. 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
All White People Look The Same sticker$3.00 All White People Look The Same sticker. Because there's a white supremacist on every street, in every city, so it's our job to make fun of 'em! Is it their vanilla clothes, the 'sensible' haircuts, the SUV in the driveway, the drab 70's rock music, the endless drive-thru prescriptions and visits to the shrink? It's no wonder we can't tell one from another! Premium quality, hand made sticker, with a Superfly leopard-skin background! Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Not Racing For Jesus sticker$3.00 Not Racing For Jesus sticker. When you go to watch any kind of auto racing, you'll see hundreds of vehicles with pro-religious stickers plastered all over them. To our knowledge, Jesus never drove a V8 - we suspect he rode an earth-friendly donkey at about 2mph. So strike back at the bleating NASCAR sheeple with this cool new 'go-faster' sticker! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
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Republicans = Repression sticker
$5.00 Republicans = Repression sticker. GOP Kool-Aidists parrot the word 'freedom' all the time to disguise the fact that they are quietly dismantling our freedoms as never before. What with illegal warrantless spying, internment camps being built to house 'dissidents', and ever more restrictions on free speech and travel, we have to wonder where all of this will end - and what the Democrats plan to do about it. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
With Democrats Like These Who Needs Republicans Sticker$3.00 The Dems took control of Congress in the last election due to an electorate weary of the wars, in Afghanistan, Iraq and on our freedoms here at home. However, the Democratic leadership has talked a little about ousting the criminals and stopping the war while not actually doing anything about it. With both parties at an all-time low in popularity, it's time to drive the message home that we are tired of military-industrial complex, lackey criminals running our country! Here's a sticker that'll help express that message. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
In God We Doubt sticker$3.00 In God We Doubt sticker. Because the invisible cloud being does not belong in America's courthouses, on our money, in public schools or government. And no one has ever provided an ounce of proof of God's existence, so stand up for reason and stir up your local non-thinkers with this premium quality sticker! Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
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Dick Cheney putting the Vice in US Presidency Sticker$5.00 In an effort to avoid disclosing information about his actions, Dick Cheney claimed he's not part of the Executive branch. However, he's not the in Judicial or the Legislative branch and he tries to claim executive privilege when he wants it. In reality, Cheney is the Mob Boss behind the scenes at the White House... putting the Vice in US Presidency! Like most egomaniacal criminals, he thinks he's above the law. Dimensions 11 x 4 inches (28 x 10 cm). [Order] [Checkout] |
How Many Soldiers Died Today, Mr Bush? sticker$3.00 Here's a question the White House press corps needs to start asking the 'surger in chief'. 4,000 American soldiers have now been killed in Iraq. How many more from your town will die for Exxon and Halliburton profits? Premium quality 11" x 3" sticker. [Order] [Checkout] |
Honor the Troops Mourn the Dead End the War Sticker$3.00 This sticker simply spells it out for even the most ardent Bush, Iraq war and "troop surge" supporter. There's a matching button too! Dimensions: 11" x 3-1/2" (28cm x 8.9cm). [Order] [Checkout] |
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Pocus in the Fanny sticker$3.00 Pocus in the Fanny sticker. We suspect that Ted Haggard wasn't the only fundamentalist in Colorado's Republican closet... so we put Focus on the Family's Taliban leader, James Dobson on this premium-quality sticker too! Awww, don't they look cute together? [Order] [Checkout] |
Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq? Sticker$3.00 WMDs? Democracy? They hate our freedom? Oil? We can speculate all day, but we've yet to hear a real answer from The Decider. [Order] [Checkout] |
Frodo Failed, Cheney Has The Ring Sticker$5.00 Frodo Failed, Cheney Has The Ring Sticker. The Ring missed on its way down to the bowels of Mt. Doom and instead landed in the lap of the evil one. So Frodo Failed! Now the world has a reign of pure evil to suffer through during this age of man. Premium full-color bumper sticker. Lord of the rings followers will love it - whether book or movie buffs. Political humorous antiBush bumper sticker. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
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Al Gore President '08 sticker$5.00 Al Gore President '08 sticker. Planet Earth is on fire and we need 'Big Green Al' more than ever, after 7 years of Bush / Cheney chaos and destruction. It's time to give the 2000 election winner his chance! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Religion Is An Un-American Activity sticker
$3.00 Religion Is An Un-American Activity sticker. Because we're all fed up with Bible nuts proclaiming: "This is a Christian Country." These dummies need to read our Constitution... particularly the First Amendment, which clearly states that the USA is a FREE country! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Always War, All The Time sticker$3.00 Always War, All The Time sticker. Just in case anyone needed a reminder of the GOP's true motivations... Notice how the elephant's stars have been replaced by temptations that Republicans just can't resist: money, religion and fascism. So much for those moral values, huh? Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
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We Shall Not Be Free Until the Last Tyrant is buried... Sticker$3.00 Here's a sticker with Denis Diderot's famous quote revised for today's situation. When this idea came through the door we had to share it with everyone. This premium sticker features a dark blue background with bright gold letters. Dimensions: 11 x 4 inches (28 x 10 cm). [Order] [Checkout] |
Scooter Libby - Get Out of Jail Free! sticker$5.00 Scooter Libby - Get Out of Jail Free! sticker. There's been no justice for the underling conspirator who took bullets for criminal masterminds Dick Cheney and Karl Rove. Even Paris Hilton has served more time behind bars. We say jail 'em all! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
They Don't Deserve to Be Impeached - Prison Sticker$5.00 Going through impeachment proceedings would just legitimize Bush, Cheney and their minions. Forget the impeachment process, just strip them of their powers, imprison the lot of them and throw away the key! Dimensions: 11 x 3-3/4 inches (28 x 9.5 cm). [Order] [Checkout] |
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None Are More Hopelessly Enslaved ... Sticker$3.00 Have you ever noticed that those who drape themselves in the flag and talk about freedom the most don't really mean freedom for everyone? What they really mean is the freedom to impose their beliefs on everyone else, especially those they dislike. It's time to enlighten these enslaved minds! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" inches [Order] [Checkout] |
Controlled Demolition sticker$3.00 Controlled Demolition sticker. Remember how those steel-framed WTC towers suddenly collapsed at freefall speed? No steel framed-building had ever collapsed due to fire before, and then it happened three times on September 11, 2001. Truly a miracle of physics.... or was it something else? Remind the sheeple with this premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Proudly Unchurched Sticker$3.00 Proudly show the world that you have avoided the brainwashing that church has to offer. Sticker is quite striking in dazzling blue on a brushed aluminum background. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
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19 Hijackers with Boxcutters Sticker$3.00 Maybe one day we'll figure out which of the myriad of conspiracy theories surrounding this day is the truth. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: approx. 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Bush Is Lying And You Know It sticker$5.00 Bush Is Lying And You Know It sticker. Iran's nuclear program, Harken Oil, AWOL from military service, Florida 2000, 9/11, the Anthrax terrorist, Iraq, WMD's, Global Warming, Ohio 2004, Katrina, 'stay the course'... it's all lies, all the time - and the media still refuses to ask him about Jeff Gannon. [Order] [Checkout] |
Ted Haggard - Gay Junkies for Bush sticker
$3.00 Ted Haggard - Gay Junkies for Bush sticker. We suspected it all along! James Dobson's closest slimeball ally "Drop Dead Ted" was caught using Christian meth and a male prostitute, while loudly denouncing "un-Christian" lifestyles. Another GOP hypocrite for that ever-growing list, and more proof that "family values" is just a scam to get non-thinking people to vote Republican.... [Order] [Checkout] |
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Rumsfailed sticker$5.00 Rumsfailed! A founder member of PNAC, cheerleader for the Iraq War and facilitator of the 9/11 attacks, Saddam's best buddy had to go! This high-quality, custom-made sticker has Rummy grimacing like he has a bayonet up his butt. Don't be surprised to see him escape justice, Ken Lay-style.... Dimensions: 11" x 3" Political antiWar antiBush humorous liberal sticker. Premium Sticker [Order] [Checkout] |
If You Enjoy Freedom, Thank a Civil Rights Campaigner sticker$3.00 If You Enjoy Freedom, Thank a Civil Rights Campaigner sticker. Right wingers think that sustaining our freedom requires endless bombing and killing of people in other countries (or getting Israel to do it for us). Our freedom really came from decades of peaceful grassroots campaigning against murderous Republican nut jobs. Support peace and freedom with this premium-quality 11" x 3" sticker! [Order] [Checkout] |
EvolveFISH Darwin's Mile-High Fanclub sticker
$3.00 EvolveFISH Darwin's Mile-High Fanclub sticker. New Image! Here in Colorado, we have cleverly evolved to survive at altitudes of over 6,000 feet. We know how it happened, and we salute the brilliant mind of Charles Darwin for establishing the facts about evolution! This premium-quality, 11" x 3" custom-made sticker features our trademark 'Evolve' fish logo, and is made by highly-evolved Coloradans. Political liberal freethought pro-science sticker. [Order] [Checkout] |
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Pat Robertson Master of Puppets$5.00 Pat Robertson Master of Puppets. God's self-appointed earthly representative makes regular calls for the murder of his fellow human beings. It's about time the Almighty slapped the sh*t out of him! Another premium-quality, 11" x 3" custom-made sticker, made by devout non-believers in Colorado. Political freethought liberal sticker. [Order] [Checkout] |
Bumper Sticker Holder - suction cup
$5.00 Bumper Sticker Holder - suction cup. Here's our brand new bumper sticker holder. Made of very high quality 10-gauge UV resistant vinyl, with 4 suction cups to attach it firmly inside your car windows. Now you can easily change your sticker any time you want! Dimensions: approx. 11" x 3" Manufactured in the United States. [Order] [Checkout] |
Petraeus Betrayed US
Petraeus Betrayed US sticker. 4-star General David Petraeus hung himself out to dry by reading a carefully scripted whitewash of the hopeless situation in Iraq, buying the Bush/Cheney regime more time and an opportunity to pass on the whole mess to the next administration. Betrayal of US? Oh yes. Betrayal of the Iraqi people, definitely. How many more lives will be wasted in this stupid endless war? Premium quality, hand made sticker. Click image to see the button! |
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Meth Head Ted sticker$3.00 Meth Head Ted sticker. Because family man Ted Haggard just luuurves a little head with his meth! Also, a reminder of which political outfit he's been working so hard for all these years. Makes you wonder what skeletons are lurking in James Dobson's and Fred Phelps' closets... [Order] [Checkout] |
Satanic Special Forces sticker$2.00 Satanic Special Forces sticker. Here's a sticker made from a request we got recently. Featuring blood-curdling red script, on a blacker-than-black background. The inscriptions at the bottom read: "IN NOMINE DEI NOSTRI" and "SATANAS LUCIFERI EXCELSI." Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
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