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"Here is our collection of premium-quality, full-color, political, atheist bumper stickers. They are all hand-made by Americans in Colorado Springs, using a special heat-transfer process. These are all our own exclusive, topical designs, and are not available anywhere else!
Many folks order these stickers on magnetic backings, so they can transferred between different vehicles, or displayed on refrigerators, file cabinets, locker doors and computer cases. "
Incontinent / Incompetent sticker John McCain Sarah Palin Republicans GOP candidates Incontinent / Incompetent sticker Price: $5.00
Incontinent / Incompetent sticker. Here's our heartfelt tribute to the greatest GOP comedy double-act since Bob Dole and Jack Kemp. Remember them? No, neither does 99% of America. McCain conceded the election early when he chose the Disasta from Alaska as his running mate. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"
FSM Flying Spaghetti Monster 4 for Obama sticker Pastafarian Pirate Fish Noodly Appendage beer volcano Flying Spaghetti Monster 4 Obama sticker Price: $2.00
Flying Spaghetti Monster 4 Obama sticker. Behold, His unholy noodliness has spoken! And he hath bestowed upon Barack Obama, the honor of representing pirates the world over. And lo, we shall all receive a beer volcano for our efforts to defeat the evil ones.... Aaaaarrgghh! Dimensions: 11" x 3"
S-GrassrootsDem.gif Grassroots Democrat sticker Price: $3.00
Grassroots Democrat sticker. The Democratic Party has long depended upon its blue-collar grassroots for support. With the huge mess left behind by George Bush II, the progressive grassroots are shouting louder then ever for a government that represents US! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"
Conservatism: An Idea Whose Time Has Gone sticker Reagan trickledown economics elite GOP Republicans class war Conservatism: An Idea Whose Time Has Gone sticker Price: $3.00
Conservatism: An Idea Whose Time Has Gone sticker. The game's up for this failed ideology, invented by the rich - to benefit the rich, and enslave the rest of us. People power will prevail, and Conservatism will soon be consigned to the dumpster of history (we hope).
Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"
Insane Star John McCain McSame McLame Vietnam Iraq Bomb Iran Republican GOP war machine PNAC AIPAC sticker Insane 'Star' sticker Price: $5.00
Insane 'Star' sticker. Here's a more realistic take on those McCain 08 stickers. Gotta tell the truth about the guy who pretends he never supported Bush, when he always votes for more war, and more tax cuts for the rich. So ol' Turtle-Head is a maverick, huh? Don't believe the corporate media hype! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"
Anti John McCain McSame four 4 more years Republican warmonger NeoCon Bush More of the Same that's John McSame Sticker Price: $5.00
John McCain has based his campaign on promising us of more of the same. Some folks are now calling him John McSame. So, here's the McSame variation of our More of the Same that's John McCain sticker.
Dimensions: 11 x 3-1/2 inches.
Cindy Sheehan peace mom iraq war crawford texas camp casey Nancy Pelosi iraq congress speaker san francisco code pink sticker Cindy Sheehan / Nancy Pelosi sticker Price: $5.00
America's favorite peace mom Cindy Sheehan has announced a challenge to Nancy Pelosi - unless Pelosi does her job by stopping the Iraq war and impeaching Bush and Cheney. So wake up and get to work Nancy, or Cindy and WE THE PEOPLE are gonna kick you out of the House! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"
Eat The Rich sticker political class war poor workers blue collar revolution rise up banks Wall Street Motorhead Lemmy Eat The Rich sticker Price: $2.00
Eat The Rich sticker. The richest 1% of Americans have got much richer under the second Bush Presidency, and now the banking classes are getting even more of what's ours, courtesy of president Obama. It's time the masses fought back. Let's rise up and devour those Wall Street predators! Dimensions: 11" x 3"
They Don't Deserve to be Impeached Pitchfork Army Bush Cheney sticker They Don't Deserve to be Impeached - Pitchforks Sticker Price: $5.00
More and more people believe many of our political leaders have gone beyond the bounds of even considering Impeachment. The pitchfork army in this sticker stands ready for the job of removing all of the scoundrels from office. Join the pitchfork army!
This premium-quality sticker measures 11 x 4 inches (28cm x 10cm).
They Don't Deserve to be Impeached Guillotine Bush Cheney Rumsfeld Rice Sticker They Don't Deserve to be Impeached - Guillotine Sticker Price: $5.00
After seeing the pitchfork army sticker to the left, some folks asked for a sticker that reflected their real feelings about the crooks in office. This guillotine sticker is what came about.
Premium quality sticker is 11 x 3-1/2 inches (28cm x 9cm).
More of the Same that's John McCain Sticker 4 four more years More of the Same that's John McCain Sticker Price: $5.00
John McCain's motto seems to be "nothing will change, I'm more of the same!" Let folks know we cannot stand four more years of the same with this new anti-McCain sticker.
Dimensions: 11 x 3-1/2 inches.
No More of the McSame Sticker John McCain Republican G.O.P. warmonger Iran 4 four more wars Bush No More of the McSame Sticker Price: $5.00
Here's a different version of the McSame message for your bumper. Get it? Different, but still more of the same... Well, we can have fun with it here, but it won't be fun with more of the same from a McCain administration.
Dimensions 11 x 3-3/4 inches.
town city village liberal progressive democrat custom sticker red states blue states democratic 'Any Town' Liberal sticker Price: $5.00
Tell us which town or city's name you'd like us to print on your big honkin', loud 'n' proud 'LIBERAL' sticker! Then you can really let friends and neighbors know where you stand on the issues that matter. Notice how the sky-blue color is a whole lot brighter and more cheerful than the dark blue used by the Democrats. And you'll meet a few more like-minded Progressives when they come out of the woodwork to compliment you on your bold statement!
Dimensions: 11" x 3"
Live Free Or Diebold Barack Obama Hillary Clinton rigged election vote fraud machines hanging chad New Hampshire Ohio Florida California Republicans GOP G.O.P. sticker Live Free Or Diebold sticker Price: $3.00
Live Free Or Diebold sticker. Here's a tribute to the company that rigged the primary elections in New Hampshire. Despite being 13 points behind Barack Obama in voting day polls, Hillary Clinton mysteriously overturned this big deficit to be declared the winner. Our glorious media then trotted out the usual "The polls were wrong" message, to help us forget yet another criminal hijacking of our democracy. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"
got mlk? Rev Dr Martin Luther King civil human rights struggle black African American sticker Dixie rascists fascists KKK Ku Kux Klan Red southern states slavery got mlk? sticker Price: $2.00
got mlk? sticker. Here's a simple reminder to us all, to keep Dr Martin Luther King's dream alive. Let's step up the decades-long fight for civil and human rights, before fascist Republicans take America back to the dark ages. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 2-1/2"
Unionized We Stand teamsters workers blue collar tradesmen jobs economy outsourcing corporations organize John Edwards sticker Unionized We Stand sticker Price: $2.00
Unionized We Stand sticker. If we all act together we can defeat all kinds of evils. From the outsourcing of American jobs, to fascism, to getting ourselves the healthcare benefits that workers in other civilized countries have. Unions work hard for us, so let's stand together, stand strong - stand up for America! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"
Condoleezza Rice '08 sticker black lesbian Randy Bean equal rights irony fundamentalists christians bigotry hatred Republicans conservatives gay civil union wedding Condoleezza Rice '08 sticker Price: $5.00
Would the goose-stepping footsoldiers of the righteous right support Condoleezza Rice in '08? Of course they would! Because double standards are fine, as long as they are Republican double standards! This is a bright pink, premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"
Don't Iraq Iran attack war machine occupation oil exxon texaco halliburton gouging WMD's NeoCons Cheney Rice Don't Iraq Iran sticker Price: $5.00
Don't Iraq Iran! George Bush was recently caught lying about Iran's nuclear weapons program that ended in 2003, but that inconvenient fact won't derail him from issuing threats of war. America's precious oil must be liberated from under that Iranian sand, whatever the cost! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 2-1/2"
Hey Rudy Giuliani Where's Your Client List Bracewell & Giuliani Law Company Organized Crime North Korea Kim Jong Il Mafia Don Cosa Nostra 9/11 9-11 New York NY sticker Hey Rudy, Where's Your Client List? sticker Price: $5.00
The client list of Rudy Giuliani's law company contains some very shady characters, and for some reason, Rudy won't come clean about it. It's almost like he has something to hide. We know he's connected to all kinds of organized crime, the 9/11 cover-up, and North Korea's Kim Jong Il as well, so what else is lurking in Rudy's closet? Maybe Larry Flynt will spill the beans for us.... Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"
God Is Not Great sticker atheist freethinker agnostic godless God Is Not Great sticker Price: $3.00
God Is Not Great sticker. Because imaginary beings have no way of proving their alleged 'greatness', we should reserve that accolade for genuinely worthy people - the unsung heroes of our world! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"
Wage Peace Not War protest Campaigners Vietnam Iraq Iran AWOL sticker Wage Peace Not War sticker Price: $3.00
Wage Peace Not War sticker. Wouldn't it be great if an American president declared peace on all other countries? Imagine the surprise, the relief, the rejoicing all around the world! Only candidates Cynthia McKinney, Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul have made this pledge, which is why the corporate media won't give them any airtime. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3-1/2"
Evil Is As Evil Does Bush Cheney war death slaughter mass murder genocide sticker Evil Is As Evil Does sticker Price: $5.00
Evil Is As Evil Does sticker. America's so-called Christian Right voted for Bush & Cheney on a 'family values' platform, only for the gruesome twosome to initiate genocides in Iraq and Afghanistan. Here was evil enabling evil. This sticker shows the two oily crooks sporting vampire fangs! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 4"
If Any Question Why We Died Tell Them Because Our Fathers Lied war Rudyard Kipling quote Iraq Vietnam Korea Draft Army Navy If Any Question Why We Died... sticker Price: $5.00
If Any Question Why We Died... sticker. Rudyard Kipling's famous quote - over a background of flames - seems especially timely today. Draft dodgers from the Vietnam era are spinning lies to send a new generation of America's sons off to die in illegal wars. History repeats, but what have we learned...? Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"
I Got a Crush on Barack Obama sticker Illinois Democrat Candidate Michelle I Got a Crush on Obama RWB sticker Price: $5.00
Here's the Crush on Obama sticker in a more traditional campaign design that adds a little white and blue to that hot red!
I Got a Crush on Obama Lips YouTube sticker Illinois Democrat Michelle I Got a Crush on Obama Lips sticker Price: $3.00
We've had numerous requests for a sticker with the phrase from the hot music video of the same name. Now, you can publicly show your crush on Obama with this sticker, complete with hot lips! Wanna see the video? Just type the phrase into a YouTube or Google video search and check it out. Personally, we'd like to see more campaigning along these lines than the usual mudslinging.
GOP - Greedy Ol' Perverts Larry Craig Mark Foley David Vitter Ted Haggard Trent Lott Lindsey Graham Mitch McConnell Patrick McHenry David Drier sticker GOP - Greedy Ol' Perverts sticker Price: $3.00
GOP - Greedy Ol' Perverts sticker. Every week, another Republican hypocrite comes stumbling out of the airport toilet stall, accompanied by his standard-issue Republican wife. We know there are plenty more slippery hatemongers left in that Conservative closet, so whose little blip will show up next on the 'Family Values' gaydar? Place your bets, folks! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"
All Whitey People Look The Same racist supremacist nazi fascist cracker honky sticker All White People Look The Same sticker Price: $3.00
All White People Look The Same sticker. Because there's a white supremacist on every street, in every city, so it's our job to make fun of 'em! Is it their vanilla clothes, the 'sensible' haircuts, the SUV in the driveway, the drab 70's rock music, the endless drive-thru prescriptions and visits to the shrink? It's no wonder we can't tell one from another! Premium quality, hand made sticker, with a Superfly leopard-skin background! Dimensions: 11" x 3"
Not Racing For Jesus NASCAR NHRA stock cars drag cars V8 Ford Dodge Chevy Jesusland sticker Not Racing For Jesus sticker Price: $3.00
Not Racing For Jesus sticker. When you go to watch any kind of auto racing, you'll see hundreds of vehicles with pro-religious stickers plastered all over them. To our knowledge, Jesus never drove a V8 - we suspect he rode an earth-friendly donkey at about 2mph. So strike back at the bleating NASCAR sheeple with this cool new 'go-faster' sticker! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"
Republicans Repression GOP G.O.P. patriot act freedom fascism kidnap torture elections terror attacks 9/11war surveillance sticker Republicans = Repression sticker Price: $5.00
Republicans = Repression sticker. GOP Kool-Aidists parrot the word 'freedom' all the time to disguise the fact that they are quietly dismantling our freedoms as never before. What with illegal warrantless spying, internment camps being built to house 'dissidents', and ever more restrictions on free speech and travel, we have to wonder where all of this will end - and what the Democrats plan to do about it. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"
With Democrats Like These Who Needs Republicans Sticker congress impeachment pelosi conyers reid leahy kucinich With Democrats Like These Who Needs Republicans Sticker Price: $2.00
The Dems took control of Congress in the last election due to an electorate weary of the wars, in Afghanistan, Iraq and on our freedoms here at home. However, the Democratic leadership has talked a little about ousting the criminals and stopping the war while not actually doing anything about it. With both parties at an all-time low in popularity, it's time to drive the message home that we are tired of military-industrial complex, lackey criminals running our country! Here's a sticker that'll help express that message.
Dimensions: 11" x 3"
in God we doubt trust pledge schools court secular republic first amendment constitution atheists agnostics In God We Doubt sticker Price: $3.00
In God We Doubt sticker. Because the invisible cloud being does not belong in America's courthouses, on our money, in public schools or government. And no one has ever provided an ounce of proof of God's existence, so stand up for reason and stir up your local non-thinkers with this premium quality sticker! Dimensions: 11" x 3"
Honor Troops Mourn Dead End War Iraq Iran Sticker Honor the Troops Mourn the Dead End the War Sticker Price: $2.00
This sticker simply spells it out for even the most ardent Bush, Iraq war and "troop surge" supporter. There's a matching button too!
Dimensions: 11" x 3-1/2" (28cm x 8.9cm).
Pocus Fanny sticker Focus Family Ted Haggard James Dobson New Life Church Baptists Taliban fundamentalists Colorado Springs Mike Jones Male Meth Prostitute Hooker Pocus in the Fanny sticker Price: $3.00
Pocus in the Fanny sticker. We suspect that Ted Haggard wasn't the only fundamentalist in Colorado's Republican closet... so we put Focus on the Family's Taliban leader, James Dobson on this premium-quality sticker too! Awww, don't they look cute together?
Seriously Why Did We Invade Iraq Baghdad Saddam Hussein WMD's oil Bush Cheney PNAC Exxon Halliburton Israel global empire terrorism fascism 9/11 9-11 sticker Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq? Sticker Price: $3.00
WMDs? Democracy? They hate our freedom? Oil? We can speculate all day, but we've yet to hear a real answer from The Decider.
Frodo Failed Cheney Has The Ring Sticker Frodo Lord of the Rings Sauron Bumper Sticker Frodo Failed, Cheney Has The Ring Sticker Price: $5.00
Frodo Failed, Cheney Has The Ring Sticker. The Ring missed on its way down to the bowels of Mt. Doom and instead landed in the lap of the evil one. So Frodo Failed! Now the world has a reign of pure evil to suffer through during this age of man. Premium full-color bumper sticker. Lord of the rings followers will love it - whether book or movie buffs. Political humorous antiBush bumper sticker.
Religion Is An Un-American Activity constitution first 1st amendment founding fathers church state separation sticker Religion Is An Un-American Activity sticker Price: $3.00
Religion Is An Un-American Activity sticker. Because we're all fed up with Bible nuts proclaiming: "This is a Christian Country." These dummies need to read our Constitution... particularly the First Amendment, which clearly states that the USA is a FREE country! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"
Always War All The Time GOP G.O.P. elephant republicans fundamentalists baptists fascists religious right wing sticker Always War, All The Time sticker Price: $3.00
Always War, All The Time sticker. Just in case anyone needed a reminder of the GOP's true motivations... Notice how the elephant's stars have been replaced by temptations that Republicans just can't resist: money, religion and fascism. So much for those moral values, huh? Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"
We Shall Not Be Free Until Last Tyrant buried next theocrat plutocrat sticker Denis Diderot We Shall Not Be Free Until the Last Tyrant is buried... Sticker Price: $2.00
Here's a sticker with Denis Diderot's famous quote revised for today's situation. When this idea came through the door we had to share it with everyone. This premium sticker features a dark blue background with bright gold letters.
Dimensions: 11 x 4 inches (28 x 10 cm).
Scooter Libby valerie plame cheney fitzgerald bush gonzalez neocons rove WMD's iraq cia Got Out of Jail Free sticker Scooter Libby - Get Out of Jail Free! sticker Price: $5.00
Scooter Libby - Get Out of Jail Free! sticker. There's been no justice for the underling conspirator who took bullets for criminal masterminds Dick Cheney and Karl Rove. Even Paris Hilton has served more time behind bars. We say jail 'em all!
Premium quality, hand made sticker.
Dimensions: 11" x 3"
They Don't Deserve to Be Impeached Prison bush cheney gonzalez ashcroft rumsfeld rice treason high crimes wars iraq afghanistan iran 9/11 9-11 hijack democracy constitution elections Sticker They Don't Deserve to Be Impeached - Prison Sticker Price: $5.00
Going through impeachment proceedings would just legitimize Bush, Cheney and their minions. Forget the impeachment process, just strip them of their powers, imprison the lot of them and throw away the key!
Dimensions: 11 x 3-3/4 inches (28 x 9.5 cm).
Controlled Demolition sticker bombs explosions WTC Pentagon cheney PNAC AIPAC iraq iran afghanistan giuliani ground zero silverstein Controlled Demolition sticker Price: $3.00
Controlled Demolition sticker. Remember how those steel-framed WTC towers suddenly collapsed at freefall speed? No steel framed-building had ever collapsed due to fire before, and then it happened three times on September 11, 2001. Truly a miracle of physics.... or was it something else? Remind the sheeple with this premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"
Proudly Unchurched atheists agnostics non-believers godless humanists realists reality Sticker Proudly Unchurched Sticker Price: $3.00
Proudly show the world that you have avoided the brainwashing that church has to offer. Sticker is quite striking in dazzling blue on a brushed aluminum background.
Dimensions: 11" x 3"
19 Hijackers with Boxcutters conspiracy Sticker cover up Giuliani 9-11 9/11 WTC7 Silverstein Pentagon Cheney Rumsfeld Rice Mineta 19 Hijackers with Boxcutters Sticker Price: $3.00
Maybe one day we'll figure out which of the myriad of conspiracy theories surrounding this day is the truth.
Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: approx. 11" x 3"
Rumsfailed Rumsfeld Donald Lame Duck Pentagon Defense Secretary Bush Cheney PNAC 9/11 9-11 conspiracy Vietnam Draft Dodger Military Generals Rumsfailed sticker Price: $5.00
Rumsfailed! A founder member of PNAC, cheerleader for the Iraq War and facilitator of the 9/11 attacks, Saddam's best buddy had to go! This high-quality, custom-made sticker has Rummy grimacing like he has a bayonet up his butt. Don't be surprised to see him escape justice, Ken Lay-style.... Dimensions: 11" x 3" Political antiWar antiBush humorous liberal sticker. Premium Sticker
Enjoy Freedom Thank civil rights campaigner freedom progress campaign human rights peace anti war ACLU If You Enjoy Freedom, Thank a Civil Rights Campaigner sticker Price: $3.00
If You Enjoy Freedom, Thank a Civil Rights Campaigner sticker. Right wingers think that sustaining our freedom requires endless bombing and killing of people in other countries (or getting Israel to do it for us). Our freedom really came from decades of peaceful grassroots campaigning against murderous Republican nut jobs. Support peace and freedom with this premium-quality 11" x 3" sticker!
Evolve FISH Darwin Mile High Fanclub evolution species Rockies rocky mountain colorado science school education EvolveFISH Darwin's Mile-High Fanclub sticker Price: $3.00
EvolveFISH Darwin's Mile-High Fanclub sticker. New Image! Here in Colorado, we have cleverly evolved to survive at altitudes of over 6,000 feet. We know how it happened, and we salute the brilliant mind of Charles Darwin for establishing the facts about evolution! This premium-quality, 11" x 3" custom-made sticker features our trademark 'Evolve' fish logo, and is made by highly-evolved Coloradans. Political liberal freethought pro-science sticker.
Pat Robertson Master Puppets 700 club bible Christian Broadcasting Network Southern Baptist fundamentalist Jerry Falwell James Dobson Jim Bakker Jim Jones Barrick Gold Pat Robertson Master of Puppets Price: $5.00
Pat Robertson Master of Puppets.
God's self-appointed earthly representative makes regular calls for the murder of his fellow human beings. It's about time the Almighty slapped the sh*t out of him! Another premium-quality, 11" x 3" custom-made sticker, made by devout non-believers in Colorado. Political freethought liberal sticker.
Petraeus Betrayed US Iraq Iran surge war draft white house FOX karl rove Cheney GOP G.O.P. Republicans big oil sticker Petraeus Betrayed US Price: $0.00
Petraeus Betrayed US sticker. 4-star General David Petraeus hung himself out to dry by reading a carefully scripted whitewash of the hopeless situation in Iraq, buying the Bush/Cheney regime more time and an opportunity to pass on the whole mess to the next administration. Betrayal of US? Oh yes. Betrayal of the Iraqi people, definitely. How many more lives will be wasted in this stupid endless war? Premium quality, hand made sticker.

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S-MethHeadTed.jpg Meth Head Ted sticker Price: $3.00
Meth Head Ted sticker. Because family man Ted Haggard just luuurves a little head with his meth! Also, a reminder of which political outfit he's been working so hard for all these years. Makes you wonder what skeletons are lurking in James Dobson's and Fred Phelps' closets...
Viva President Hugo Chavez Venezuela oil Simon Bolivar Mercosur sticker Viva Chavez! Viva Venezuela! sticker Price: $3.00
Viva Chavez! Viva Venezuela! sticker.
With 10 landslide election victories behind him, President Hugo Chavez is using Venezuela's oil revenues to liberate the poor - building schools, hospitals, transport infrastructure, housing and food programs. No wonder Dick Cheney is planning another attempt to assassinate him....
Premium quality, political antiBush liberal sticker.
Impeach God sticker almighty fundamentalist GOP southern baptist rapture Impeach God sticker Price: $3.00
Impeach God sticker. Well, we would if we could! So many people have carried out atrocities and hate crimes in his name, that we think he's gotta start facing up to some of his godly responsibilities.
Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"
James Dobson Damn Good Riddance sticker Focus on The Family fascists fundamentalists Colorado Springs gay bashing hate James Dobson - Damn Good Riddance sticker Price: $5.00
James Dobson - Damn Good Riddance sticker. We're all celebrating today, as James Dobson - founder of hate group Focus on The Family - announced his resignation. Free people all across the USA are cheering already, and so are we! First Bush goes, then Dobson... we're wondering which right wing lunatic will be next! Premium quality, hand made sticker, dimensions: 11" x 3"