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Incontinent / Incompetent sticker. Here's our heartfelt tribute to the greatest GOP comedy double-act since Bob Dole and Jack Kemp. Remember them? No, neither does 99% of America. McCain conceded the election early when he chose the Disasta from Alaska as his running mate. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"

Grassroots Democrat sticker. The Democratic Party has long depended upon its blue-collar grassroots for support. With the huge mess left behind by George Bush II, the progressive grassroots are shouting louder then ever for a government that represents US! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"

Insane 'Star' sticker. Here's a more realistic take on those McCain 08 stickers. Gotta tell the truth about the guy who pretends he never supported Bush, when he always votes for more war, and more tax cuts for the rich. So ol' Turtle-Head is a maverick, huh? Don't believe the corporate media hype! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"

America's favorite peace mom Cindy Sheehan has announced a challenge to Nancy Pelosi - unless Pelosi does her job by stopping the Iraq war and impeaching Bush and Cheney. So wake up and get to work Nancy, or Cindy and WE THE PEOPLE are gonna kick you out of the House! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"

More and more people believe many of our political leaders have gone beyond the bounds of even considering Impeachment. The pitchfork army in this sticker stands ready for the job of removing all of the scoundrels from office. Join the pitchfork army!
This premium-quality sticker measures 11 x 4 inches (28cm x 10cm).

John McCain's motto seems to be "nothing will change, I'm more of the same!" Let folks know we cannot stand four more years of the same with this new anti-McCain sticker.
Dimensions: 11 x 3-1/2 inches.

Tell us which town or city's name you'd like us to print on your big honkin', loud 'n' proud 'LIBERAL' sticker! Then you can really let friends and neighbors know where you stand on the issues that matter. Notice how the sky-blue color is a whole lot brighter and more cheerful than the dark blue used by the Democrats. And you'll meet a few more like-minded Progressives when they come out of the woodwork to compliment you on your bold statement!
Dimensions: 11" x 3"

Live Free Or Diebold sticker. Here's a tribute to the company that rigged the primary elections in New Hampshire. Despite being 13 points behind Barack Obama in voting day polls, Hillary Clinton mysteriously overturned this big deficit to be declared the winner. Our glorious media then trotted out the usual "The polls were wrong" message, to help us forget yet another criminal hijacking of our democracy. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"

got mlk? sticker. Here's a simple reminder to us all, to keep Dr Martin Luther King's dream alive. Let's step up the decades-long fight for civil and human rights, before fascist Republicans take America back to the dark ages. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 2-1/2"

Unionized We Stand sticker. If we all act together we can defeat all kinds of evils. From the outsourcing of American jobs, to fascism, to getting ourselves the healthcare benefits that workers in other civilized countries have. Unions work hard for us, so let's stand together, stand strong - stand up for America! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"

Don't Iraq Iran! George Bush was recently caught lying about Iran's nuclear weapons program that ended in 2003, but that inconvenient fact won't derail him from issuing threats of war. America's precious oil must be liberated from under that Iranian sand, whatever the cost! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 2-1/2"

The client list of Rudy Giuliani's law company contains some very shady characters, and for some reason, Rudy won't come clean about it. It's almost like he has something to hide. We know he's connected to all kinds of organized crime, the 9/11 cover-up, and North Korea's Kim Jong Il as well, so what else is lurking in Rudy's closet? Maybe Larry Flynt will spill the beans for us.... Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"

God Is Not Great sticker. Because imaginary beings have no way of proving their alleged 'greatness', we should reserve that accolade for genuinely worthy people - the unsung heroes of our world! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"

Wage Peace Not War sticker. Wouldn't it be great if an American president declared peace on all other countries? Imagine the surprise, the relief, the rejoicing all around the world! Only candidates Cynthia McKinney, Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul have made this pledge, which is why the corporate media won't give them any airtime. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3-1/2"

Evil Is As Evil Does sticker. America's so-called Christian Right voted for Bush & Cheney on a 'family values' platform, only for the gruesome twosome to initiate genocides in Iraq and Afghanistan. Here was evil enabling evil. This sticker shows the two oily crooks sporting vampire fangs! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 4"

If Any Question Why We Died... sticker. Rudyard Kipling's famous quote - over a background of flames - seems especially timely today. Draft dodgers from the Vietnam era are spinning lies to send a new generation of America's sons off to die in illegal wars. History repeats, but what have we learned...? Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"

Here's the Crush on Obama sticker in a more traditional campaign design that adds a little white and blue to that hot red!

We've had numerous requests for a sticker with the phrase from the hot music video of the same name. Now, you can publicly show your crush on Obama with this sticker, complete with hot lips! Wanna see the video? Just type the phrase into a YouTube or Google video search and check it out. Personally, we'd like to see more campaigning along these lines than the usual mudslinging.

All White People Look The Same sticker. Because there's a white supremacist on every street, in every city, so it's our job to make fun of 'em! Is it their vanilla clothes, the 'sensible' haircuts, the SUV in the driveway, the drab 70's rock music, the endless drive-thru prescriptions and visits to the shrink? It's no wonder we can't tell one from another! Premium quality, hand made sticker, with a Superfly leopard-skin background! Dimensions: 11" x 3"

Not Racing For Jesus sticker. When you go to watch any kind of auto racing, you'll see hundreds of vehicles with pro-religious stickers plastered all over them. To our knowledge, Jesus never drove a V8 - we suspect he rode an earth-friendly donkey at about 2mph. So strike back at the bleating NASCAR sheeple with this cool new 'go-faster' sticker! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"

Republicans = Repression sticker. GOP Kool-Aidists parrot the word 'freedom' all the time to disguise the fact that they are quietly dismantling our freedoms as never before. What with illegal warrantless spying, internment camps being built to house 'dissidents', and ever more restrictions on free speech and travel, we have to wonder where all of this will end - and what the Democrats plan to do about it. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"

The Dems took control of Congress in the last election due to an electorate weary of the wars, in Afghanistan, Iraq and on our freedoms here at home. However, the Democratic leadership has talked a little about ousting the criminals and stopping the war while not actually doing anything about it. With both parties at an all-time low in popularity, it's time to drive the message home that we are tired of military-industrial complex, lackey criminals running our country! Here's a sticker that'll help express that message.
Dimensions: 11" x 3"

In God We Doubt sticker. Because the invisible cloud being does not belong in America's courthouses, on our money, in public schools or government. And no one has ever provided an ounce of proof of God's existence, so stand up for reason and stir up your local non-thinkers with this premium quality sticker! Dimensions: 11" x 3"

This sticker simply spells it out for even the most ardent Bush, Iraq war and "troop surge" supporter. There's a matching button too!
Dimensions: 11" x 3-1/2" (28cm x 8.9cm).

Pocus in the Fanny sticker. We suspect that Ted Haggard wasn't the only fundamentalist in Colorado's Republican closet... so we put Focus on the Family's Taliban leader, James Dobson on this premium-quality sticker too! Awww, don't they look cute together?

WMDs? Democracy? They hate our freedom? Oil? We can speculate all day, but we've yet to hear a real answer from The Decider.

Frodo Failed, Cheney Has The Ring Sticker. The Ring missed on its way down to the bowels of Mt. Doom and instead landed in the lap of the evil one. So Frodo Failed! Now the world has a reign of pure evil to suffer through during this age of man. Premium full-color bumper sticker. Lord of the rings followers will love it - whether book or movie buffs. Political humorous antiBush bumper sticker.

Religion Is An Un-American Activity sticker. Because we're all fed up with Bible nuts proclaiming: "This is a Christian Country." These dummies need to read our Constitution... particularly the First Amendment, which clearly states that the USA is a FREE country! Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"

Always War, All The Time sticker. Just in case anyone needed a reminder of the GOP's true motivations... Notice how the elephant's stars have been replaced by temptations that Republicans just can't resist: money, religion and fascism. So much for those moral values, huh? Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"

Here's a sticker with Denis Diderot's famous quote revised for today's situation. When this idea came through the door we had to share it with everyone. This premium sticker features a dark blue background with bright gold letters.
Dimensions: 11 x 4 inches (28 x 10 cm).

Scooter Libby - Get Out of Jail Free! sticker. There's been no justice for the underling conspirator who took bullets for criminal masterminds Dick Cheney and Karl Rove. Even Paris Hilton has served more time behind bars. We say jail 'em all!
Premium quality, hand made sticker.
Dimensions: 11" x 3"

Controlled Demolition sticker. Remember how those steel-framed WTC towers suddenly collapsed at freefall speed? No steel framed-building had ever collapsed due to fire before, and then it happened three times on September 11, 2001. Truly a miracle of physics.... or was it something else? Remind the sheeple with this premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"

Proudly show the world that you have avoided the brainwashing that church has to offer. Sticker is quite striking in dazzling blue on a brushed aluminum background.
Dimensions: 11" x 3"

Maybe one day we'll figure out which of the myriad of conspiracy theories surrounding this day is the truth.
Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: approx. 11" x 3"

Rumsfailed! A founder member of PNAC, cheerleader for the Iraq War and facilitator of the 9/11 attacks, Saddam's best buddy had to go! This high-quality, custom-made sticker has Rummy grimacing like he has a bayonet up his butt. Don't be surprised to see him escape justice, Ken Lay-style.... Dimensions: 11" x 3" Political antiWar antiBush humorous liberal sticker. Premium Sticker

If You Enjoy Freedom, Thank a Civil Rights Campaigner sticker. Right wingers think that sustaining our freedom requires endless bombing and killing of people in other countries (or getting Israel to do it for us). Our freedom really came from decades of peaceful grassroots campaigning against murderous Republican nut jobs. Support peace and freedom with this premium-quality 11" x 3" sticker!

Pat Robertson Master of Puppets.
God's self-appointed earthly representative makes regular calls for the murder of his fellow human beings. It's about time the Almighty slapped the sh*t out of him! Another premium-quality, 11" x 3" custom-made sticker, made by devout non-believers in Colorado. Political freethought liberal sticker.

Petraeus Betrayed US sticker. 4-star General David Petraeus hung himself out to dry by reading a carefully scripted whitewash of the hopeless situation in Iraq, buying the Bush/Cheney regime more time and an opportunity to pass on the whole mess to the next administration. Betrayal of US? Oh yes. Betrayal of the Iraqi people, definitely. How many more lives will be wasted in this stupid endless war? Premium quality, hand made sticker.

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Meth Head Ted sticker. Because family man Ted Haggard just luuurves a little head with his meth! Also, a reminder of which political outfit he's been working so hard for all these years. Makes you wonder what skeletons are lurking in James Dobson's and Fred Phelps' closets...

Impeach God sticker. Well, we would if we could! So many people have carried out atrocities and hate crimes in his name, that we think he's gotta start facing up to some of his godly responsibilities.
Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3"

James Dobson - Damn Good Riddance sticker. We're all celebrating today, as James Dobson - founder of hate group Focus on The Family - announced his resignation. Free people all across the USA are cheering already, and so are we! First Bush goes, then Dobson... we're wondering which right wing lunatic will be next! Premium quality, hand made sticker, dimensions: 11" x 3"