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Hello, FISH fans! Here are the latest additions to our range of liberal, anti-war, pro-science, atheist, freethought, progressive, peace stickers, emblems, magnets, t-shirts and other fun products for patriotic freethinkers like you!
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350.org - The Only Number That Matters sticker$2.00 350.org - The Only Number That Matters sticker. It's our last chance to save an inhabitable world for future generations, so what are we doing about it? Right-wing fossil-fueled lobbyists prevented any useful, binding action at the recent Copenhagen summit, but the people of planet Earth will not rest until a massive surge to renewable energy is set in motion. Dimensions: 8-1/2" x 3-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Autographed Playing Gods Poster$3.00 Autographed Playing Gods Poster. This terrific poster showing Buddha letting loose a few rounds of machine-gun fire, is the perfect accompaniment to the cult board game designed by Benjamin Radford. His autographed posters are a very limited edition, so when they're gone, they're gone forever. Get one for your gamer friend's bedroom wall! Dimensions: 17" x 11" [Order] [Checkout] |
Sure Jesus Saves, but his 401K is in trouble too! magnet$3.70 Sure Jesus Saves, but his 401K is in trouble too! magnet. Here we see Jesus begging a Wall Street robber baron for a little fiscal salvation. But like millions of others, the son of god will be posting almighty losses this financial year. Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Unite and Conquer, Kyrsten Sinema
Unite and Conquer, Kyrsten Sinema. Foreward By Janet Napolitano. Divide-and-conquer tactics stolen from conservatives do not work to further progressive causes. Legislator Krysten Sinema shows how the future of the progressive movement is to be found in unity, alignment and partnership. Sinemas no-nonsense, concrete approach shows that we can work together for change when we let go of specific outcomes and focus on shared values. Paperback - 192 pages. [Order] [Checkout] |
Space Bingo (ships media)$14.95 Space Bingo. Here's a new game for all budding astronauts and astronomers! Kids love sci-fi, and space bingo is a fun way of getting them interested in what's out there, and mankind's extra-terrestrial journeys. Suitable for ages 4 and up. [This item is shipped USPS Media Rate unless otherwise specified (Media Shipping is $2.47).] [Order] [Checkout] |
Women are like teabags... - Eleanor Roosevelt magnet$3.70 Women are like teabags... - Eleanor Roosevelt magnet. FDR's first lady was a great philosopher. This was her homespun way of saying "The best man for the job is usually a woman." And we think she'd have made a great president, too! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Ankh stainless necklace on beaded chain$11.95 Humanist stainless necklace on beaded chain. Here is the Egyptian Ankh symbol, on a 24" stainless steel dog tag chain. Also known as the 'key of life' and 'the key of the Nile', this ancient pendant symbol is proudly made in the USA! [Order] [Checkout] |
So? My dad can beat up your dad magnet$3.70 So? My dad can beat up your dad magnet. Who would mess with this stroppy son of a god? No classroom bullying now, or heaven only knows what kind of unholy horrors he'll unleash on you! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Turn off the TV & read a book! It's called thinking outside the box magnet$3.70 Turn off the TV & read a book! It's called thinking outside the box magnet. Readers turn into leaders, while TV viewers slowly turn into cabbages. So pick up a good book tonight, and make a literal change for the better in your life! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Some people believe in God, I believe in prepared foods magnet$3.70 Some people believe in God, I believe in prepared foods magnet. Especially at this time of year, who wouldn't want a festive feast that was ready in minutes, rather than taking all day to cook? We lazy modernists will take the boil-in-the-bag turkey option every time! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Play nice, or Mommy will sell your souls on eBay magnet$3.70 Play nice, or Mommy will sell your souls on eBay magnet. It's one of those new-fangled 21st-century threats, that might just keep disruptive kids in line. But watch out - the juniors might already be plotting their own online revenge! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Work as if you don't need the money... magnet$3.70 Work as if you don't need the money... magnet. Oh, wouldn't it be good to live in an ideal world? Still, everyone deserves an irreverent time out, and we should all dance to a good tune once in a while - even if someone else is watching! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Be truthful, does this outfit make me look TOO gay? magnet$3.70 Be truthful, does this outfit make me look TOO gay? magnet. Seriously, we think Joey the Rat could have been the sixth member of Village People. The slightly creepy one who scared away too many fans, and was kicked out of the group before they became successful. But in all his jewels and fancy costumes, he still looks fabulous today! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Anti-Gravity Mints$3.00 Anti-Gravity Mints. Just one of these sharp little peppermints will have you believing you can fly like a super-hero! No more waiting for hours in crowded departure lounges, just take off on your own and fly, fly away! Tin measures 1-3/4" x 1-3/4" x 1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
"We could have saved the earth, but we were too damned cheap" Kurt Vonnegut magnet$3.70 "We could have saved the earth, but we were too damned cheap" Kurt Vonnegut magnet. Another incisive quote from the late great author, who saw the warning signs early, and worried about what was coming. Let's hope we can take action in time to prove him wrong. Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
I can see you masturbating Pope magnet$3.70 I can see you masturbating Pope magnet. When in Rome, don't even think about taking yourself in hand. The Vatican's collection of bishops, cardinals, and arch-deacons don't need any more of those earthy temptations. Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Gods Don't Kill People. People with Gods kill People magnet$3.70 Gods Don't Kill People. People with Gods kill People magnet. And who invented those gods in the first place? Hmmm, the human race might just be its own worst enemy sometimes. Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Top 10 Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus sticker
$2.00 Top 10 Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus sticker. We thought of many more, but didn't have room for them on this one lil' sticker! Beer is alive, real, and it's all around us. Beer is our life-force! Jesus would probably love a beer too, if he ever had any spare time.... Dimensions: 11" x 3" Click on the image for a close-up of the sticker [Order] [Checkout] |
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature... Eleanor Roosevelt magnet$3.70 Beautiful young people are accidents of nature... Eleanor Roosevelt magnet. Another great quote, illustrating her belief that people age like fine wine. We'll raise a glass to that! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Einstein's Relatively Strong Mints$3.00 Einstein's Relatively Strong Mints. Even if you haven't won a Nobel Prize for physics, these peppermints will awaken the forward-thinking scientist in you! Besides, we always thought that E=MC2 meant Eat More Candy - twice as much! Tin measures 1-3/4" x 1-3/4" x 1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
If You Want Peace Renounce Jesus and Allah button$2.00 If You Want Peace Renounce Jesus and Allah button. It's a shame we can't bring these two cult figures to trial, for inciting centuries of hysteria, violence and genocide. Their deluded followers are really the ones to blame, but without the cults of Jesus and Allah, the world would have been a much more peaceful place. Diameter: 1-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Live Every Day Like Your Hair is On Fire magnet$3.70 Live Every Day Like Your Hair is On Fire magnet. Go berserk! Go completely nuts and get everything done today, because tomorrow is just a rumor after all.... Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Only Sheep Need a Shepherd sticker$2.00 Only Sheep Need a Shepherd sticker. Baaaa! So, the lord's your shepherd, huh? Baaaa! Sounds like you might get fleeced! Baaaa! What's that - you already have been...? Baaaa! Dimensions: 7-1/2" x 3-3/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Charles Darwin 11" Doll$17.95 Charles Darwin 11" Doll Are you tired of all those cute but essentially brainless 'beanie' dolls? We were, so we now offer a cuddly Charles Darwin! Let our 'little thinker' add a little culture and humor to your life. 11" tall, and so much smarter than any of those beanie-weenies! [Order] [Checkout] |
Brother Can You Spare a Mint?$3.00 Brother Can You Spare a Mint? He's very sorry to bother you, but Wall Street stole everything he had. His job, his home, his health coverage, and his retirement fund. So in this season of giving, please spare a thought - or a mint - for the victims of 30 years of Reaganomics. Tin measures 1-3/4" x 1-3/4" x 1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Have You Threatened Your Children With Eternal Damnation Today? magnet$3.70 Have You Threatened Your Children With Eternal Damnation Today? magnet. Because kids just love to hear that warm, cuddly, "You're going to burn forever in a lake of fire" stuff. In fact, there is no better way of expressing our unconditional love for them! Dimensions 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
God-Less Is More sticker$2.00 God-Less Is More sticker. If less really is more, then less God has to be even better! Because less of nothing equals a plus.... doesn't it? Maybe I should have paid more attention to my math teacher. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Tools of Critical Thinking, paperback
$37.95 Tools of Critical Thinking - Metathoughts for Psychology, Second Edition - David A. Levy. This innovative text is designed to improve thinking skills through the application of 30 critical thinking principles - Metathoughts. Tools of Critical Thinking, 2/E is primarily suited as a core textbook for courses in critical thinking/problem solving, or makes an ideal supplement in a wide variety of undergraduate and graduate psychology courses, including introductory psychology, abnormal psychology (psychopathology), cross-cultural psychology, theories and methods of psychotherapy, research methods and design, theories of personality, clinical practicum, and contemporary problems and issues in psychology. Paperback - 298 pages. [Order] [Checkout] |
My Job is to Scare Away the Tourists and Church People, button$2.00 My Job is to Scare Away the Tourists and Church People, button. Well, any job is good news - especially in this economy! Better let those tourists spend their money first, though.... Diameter: 1-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Water is the New Oil magnet$3.70 Water is the New Oil magnet. In the not-too-distant future, wars will be fought over water supplies. With supplies now being stretched to breaking point, it's time we took a serious look at how we use - and misuse - this precious resource. Start by wondering how many gallons your local golf course consumes every year.... Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Stop Muslim Violence Against Women button$2.00 Stop Muslim Violence Against Women button. Sharia Law regards women as lower than cattle, but without religion, this wouldn't be happening. Wouldn't it be great if roles were reversed, and the mullahs suddenly became the target of female aggression? Millions of Arabic women would love to make those beardy-weirdy guys wear burkhas instead! Diameter: 1-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
DNA Fish emblem$7.00 DNA Fish emblem. Here's a new helix-y, spiral-y emblem for your doctor's or biology professor's car! Measuring 6-1/4" long by 2" tall, this cool DNA emblem shows you're a forward-thinking, science-loving realist, who prefers rational inquiry and investigation, to dark ages superstition. [Order] [Checkout] |
Question Those Who Don't Question Authority button$2.00 Question Those Who Don't Question Authority button. People who just do what they're told are a strange bunch. They bow down to imaginary sky creatures, vote the rich richer and themselves poorer, and are very easily led - and misled. Ya gotta wonder what motivates them.... Diameter: 1-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Have You Threatened Your Children With Eternal Damnation Today? oval sticker$2.50 Have You Threatened Your Children With Eternal Damnation Today? oval sticker. Well, it's one easy way to get the little horrors to clean up their rooms! Dimensions: 7" x 3-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Religion is What Keeps the Poor from Murdering the Rich, magnet$3.70 Religion is What Keeps the Poor from Murdering the Rich, magnet. Republicans have to prevent any kind of thinking among their flock of victims, so they promote religion heavily, which helps the rich get richer, and keeps the ignorant masses voting against their own best interests. This is the awful power of faith over reason. Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Water is the New Oil oval sticker$2.50 Water is the New Oil oval sticker. In these times of resource depletion, we're gradually realizing that we're using far too much precious water. Climate change is also changing weather patterns, so previously fertile areas are now finding water more and more scarce. 'Peak water' will soon come to haunt us, but what will we do about it? Dimensions: 7" x 3-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Enlighten Mints$3.00 Enlighten Mints. Engendering minty epiphanies and other related phenomena. Well, these sharp little peppermints will certainly clear your head, and rid your mouth of bad tastes! [Order] [Checkout] |
Cat Paw Prints black vinyl cut-out stickers$4.00 Cat Paw Prints black vinyl cut-out stickers. These kitty paw print stickers look exactly like the ones found on your kitchen floor, just after you've cleaned it. Or on the hood of your car, or, or, or.... But kitty always gets away with these antics, just for being cute! Eight 1" stickers in each pack. [Order] [Checkout] |
Omnipotent Deities Need Your Support sticker$2.00 Omnipotent Deities Need Your Support sticker. All-powerful gods seem to need ridiculous amounts of praise and money to keep 'em going. They must have some serious self-esteem issues, or maybe they're in danger of forclosure! So y'all keep the praise and donations a-comin' in, folks! Dimensions: 10-1/2" x 2-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Pagan Sun yellow vinyl cut-out sticker$5.00 Pagan Sun yellow vinyl cut-out sticker. Here's a bright, shiny symbol from the 'old ways', that is now mapping out our solar energy future. Ain't it funny how things come full circle like that? Whether you're an old-school sun-worshipper, or a new-age solar panel installer, this 5" diameter sticker is for you! [Order] [Checkout] |
All You Need in Life is a Friend who has Chocolate, magnet$3.70 All You Need in Life is a Friend who has Chocolate, magnet. Because, as we all know, someone else's chocolate always tastes better! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
350 logo button$2.00 350 logo button. Here's the logo of the global movement campaigning for radical energy policy change. Reducing our greenhouse gas emissions, and getting CO2 levels back below 350 parts per million is the #1 issue facing mankind. Failure to act swiftly could make our childrens' future very bleak. Diameter: 1-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Jesus Fish with Feet vinyl cut-out sticker$5.00 Jesus Fish with Feet vinyl cut-out sticker. Notice anything unusual about this Jesus fish? It's evolved a set of feet! So maybe those millions of Jesus fish that can only swim have now been left behind! Choose black or white from the drop-down menu. Dimensions: 5" x 1-3/4" |
The Humanist, Nov/Dec 2009$2.00 The Humanist, Nov/Dec 2009. This month's articles include: - Humanist of the year. - Greg Epstein's book: Good Without God. - Memoir of a spiritual refugee. - Humanist essay contest winners. - Have dogs become our gods? And much more besides! [Order] [Checkout] |
Atheist Fish vinyl cut-out sticker$5.00 Atheist Fish vinyl cut-out sticker. Here's a highly-evolved, walking fish that really speaks your mind! Watch in your mirrors for the expressions at the stoplights, as folks realize what the sticker is all about! Choose your color from the drop-down menu. Dimensions: 5" x 1-3/4" |
I'm Good Without God button$2.00 I'm Good Without God button. Here's a button to tie-in with the New York Coalition of Reason's new subway poster campaign. Millions of commuters will see these posters - many of them may even pause to think for a moment. Wear this button and keep the idea in people's minds! Diameter: 1-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Medallion Pendant$9.00 AAAARRGH! The perfect complement to your Friday pirate garb to please the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This medallion is fashioned with historical detail and symbolism sure to please scallywags and swabbies alike! Features Peter Stone's newest creation, a nickel and lead free fine metal called "nebula" - and it's out of this world! More cost effective than sterling silver or rhodium, but with all the shine and beauty! (And it doesn't tarnish!) The medallion is approximately 1 5/8" long (with bail) and just over an inch wide. Chains sold separately. [Order] [Checkout] |
Favorite Freethought Images T-shirts
Many customers have asked us to print our vinyl sticker images on t-shirts. So here are some 100% cotton shirts, shown with a choice of some of our best-selling vinyl sticker images. Click on the image to see the short-sleeve shirts, and more designs. See more of our vinyl sticker images here. Choose your shirt color, size, and sticker image from the drop-down menus. Favorite Image Long-Sleeve t-shirt $24.00 Favorite Image Short-Sleeve t-shirt $20.00 |
Humanist Arched Earth Earrings$20.00 A Happy Humanist holding our precious Globe. These earrings are light to wear yet are obviously high quality and beautiful with a great shimmer. Available in a gold plated or silver (rhodium plate). About 1.5" with drop. |
Humanist CIRCLE Earrings, 1" diameter $18.00 The diameter of these earrings is 1", including the circle and the happy Humanist encircled within. Wire hook earrings with rubber backs. Choose Rhodium or 14KT Gold finish. Handcrafted right here in the USA! |
I Support Medicare Part E for Everyone sticker$2.00 I Support Medicare Part E for Everyone sticker. When everyone is covered, the whole of society benefits. No one is bankrupted by insurance bills, no one lives in fear of an illness eating up their hard-earned dollars, and everyone gets the treatment they need. It's what we all deserve, as a nation. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Humanist Circle Pin$10.00 This happy Humanist and outer circle have a 1" diameter. It is a perfect match to our Humanist Circle Earrings. Lapel pin style with tack backing. Available in gold plated or silver tone (rhodium plated). |
Humanist Menorah Earrings$18.00 This clever pair of earrings displays not only the Happy Humanist, but also Happy Menorah! The overall diameter measures 3/4". These will be great fun during the holiday season! Wire hook earrings with rubber backs. Choose gold plated or silver (rhodium plated). |
Humanist on a Chain Dangle Earrings$18.00 |
The Real Joker - Pope's photo magnet$3.70 The Real Joker - Pope's photo magnet. When it comes to comical, dark-ages dogmatism, un-holy Father Joseph 'Joey The Rat' Ratzinger is by far and away the #1 source. It's quite surprising that a former member of the Third Reich's "Hitler Youth" could have been appointed to such a powerful position, without a murmur of protest from his ever-growing flock. Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
I Support Universal Healthcare sticker$2.00 I Support Universal Healthcare sticker. Now that President Obama has begun to tackle the waste and racketeering at the Pentagon, we will soon have plenty of money (and no more excuses!) to supply healthcare to every American. And about time, too! Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
"If you'd just do what I tell you I wouldn't have to be so bossy" magnet$3.70 "If you'd just do what I tell you I wouldn't have to be so bossy" magnet. We all know a kid like this! Just remind them once in a while, who controls the supply of cupcakes and pizza... Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Rock and Mineral Excavation Kit$3.95 Rock and Mineral Excavation Kit. Each 3" x 1-3/4" x 1-1/4" clay block contains two real rocks. Using the included digging tool, magnifier, and brush, kids can also learn about the rocks they find by using the fold-out rock guide, which features 24 rocks. This kit helps junior scientists to understand minerals, exploration, and the wonders of discovery! Suitable for ages 5+ [Order] [Checkout] |
Mini Zen Sand Garden$4.95 Mini Zen Sand Garden. Now you can make your own calming little zen garden, using the sand and rake included with this 3" x 2-1/4" sand box. This is the perfect 'time-out' relaxation toy for stressed-out execs, over-worked moms, exhausted students, and you! [Order] [Checkout] |
Fossil Excavation Dig Kit$7.95 Fossil Excavation Dig Kit. Kids get to be paleontologists digging for the 5 genuine fossil specimens embedded in each gypsum sandplaster block (approx 4-3/4" x 3-1/2" x 2-1/4"). Fossils are identified by photos on the packaging and may include shark teeth, ammonites, brachiopods, crinoid stems and more. Ages 5-up. [Order] [Checkout] |
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