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Hello, FISH fans! Here are the latest additions to our range of liberal, anti-war, pro-science, atheist, freethought, progressive, peace stickers, emblems, magnets, t-shirts and other fun products for patriotic freethinkers like you!
   
T-ScienceWorksBitch.png Science - It Works. Bitches TShirt Price: $16.00

This shirt is an homage to Richard Dawkin's eloquent words "Science - It works. Bitches." at the University of London. We couldn't agree more Professor! Check out the video HERE. You won't be disappointed!

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G-JesusFreeZone.png Jesus Free Zone magnet Price: $3.90
Jesus Free Zone magnet. Sometimes, ya just gotta declare one of those son of god exclusion zones in your kitchen or office. And here's the perfect magnet to announce it with. So no more of that awful Jesus-ing around here, please! Dimensions: 3" x 2"
comics godless freethought atheist carlin leaflet tract pamphlet brochure hand out Godless Comics Price: $3.00
These pint-sized 3" x 5" comic books are the perfect size to hand out to zealots, family, friends, co-workers, annoying in-laws, you name it! They are the proud production of Godless Comics. Read more about them, and check out a preview in our more info section. Each is approximately 12 pages.
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T-Toxic.png TOXIC T-Shirt Price: $16.00
Is the idea of "COEXISTing" with religion just not something you're willing to accept? Perhaps you think like the great Christopher Hitchens who says "Religion Poisons Everything" Well then this is the shirt for you!
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G-DontPrayWontThink.png Don't Pray in Our Schools I Won't Think in Your Church Magnet Price: $3.90
"Don't Pray in Our Schools, I wont think in your Church" In the debate of separation of church and state, it's hard to think of a more important place to keep the two separate! 3" x 2"
J-DawkASter.png Dawkins A Sterling Silver Pendant Price: $44.95
This Sterling silver Dawkins "A" pendant is a classy way to wear your atheism in style! Pendant measures 1.25" x .75" and comes with a 22" sterling chain. It was first used as a logo for Richard Dawkins' "Out Campaign" to encourage non-believers to declare their support for Reason. Arrives gift boxed.
Daniel Loxton, editor of Junior Skeptic,  kids book evolution how we all things came to be hardcover youth Evolution: How We and All Living Things Came to Be Price: $18.95
Author Daniel Luxton will show young readers how a British naturalist named Charles Darwin studied nature and developed his now-famous concepts of natural selection and survival of the fittest. And how modern-day science has added to our understanding of the theory of evolution. Beautifully illustrated and jam-packed with information. Hardcover, 56 pages.
Heinegg, Peter Good God Other Follies book atheist agnostic anti-religious Good God (and other Follies) Price: $27.00
Limited edition!Good God! (And Other Follies) takes a critical and satirical look at the wave of religiosity now sweeping the country. From faith-based initiatives to bans on stem cell research, from public postings of the Ten Commandments to attacks on evolution, American godliness has apparently never had it so good. Author Peter Heinegg; softcover, 166 pgs.
T-MakeEarthDay.png Make Every Day Earth Day - Shirt Price: $20.00
"Make Every Day Earth Day" Why limit the care we give our precious planet to just one day? Simple steps taken to reduce, reuse and recycle can secure a prosperous future for years to come! Click the image for a closer look!
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J-ThinkAthLap.png The Thinking Atheist Lapel Pin Price: $5.00
We are in the processing of ordering another batch of these fantastic pins! Please note that any ordered now will not ship until the beginning of July. Seth Andrews - Host of The Thinking Atheist is one of the freshest voices in Atheism Today! A former Christian radio personality turned Atheist podcaster, Seth is a story teller that brings a special flare to the freethought movement. Check out his website/podcast HERE. Dimensions: 1" x7/8"
S-MakeEarthDay.gif Make Every Day Earth Day - Sticker Price: $2.00
"Make Every Day Earth Day" Why limit the care we give our precious planet to just one day? Simple steps taken to reduce, reuse and recycle can secure a prosperous future for years to come! 4"x6"Click the image for a closer look!
G-MakeEarthDay.gif Make Every Day Earth Day - Magnet Price: $3.90
"Make Every Day Earth Day" Why limit the care we give our precious planet to just one day? Simple steps taken to reduce, reuse and recycle can secure a prosperous future for years to come! 2"x3 Click the image for a closer look!
T-ForHumanistsEarthVLG.png For Humanists Everyday is Earth Day T-Shirt (Dark) Price: $16.00
"For Humanists... Every day is Earth Day" Humanists know that the only ones responsible for the stewardship of our precious planet is US - Human beings. It is both a daunting task and incredible privilege. Lets not squander it! Image pressed in vinyl on a dark colored Cotton shirt Click the image for a closer look!
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T-ForHumanistsEarth.png For Humanists Everyday is Earth Day T-Shirt (Light) Price: $16.00
"For Humanists... Every day is Earth Day" Humanists know that the only ones responsible for the stewardship of our precious planet is US - Human beings. It is both a daunting task and incredible privilege. Lets not squander it! Image printed on a light colored Poly/Cotton shirt Click the image for a closer look!
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G-ScienceDoesntAronR.gif Science Doesn't Know Everything - AronRa Quote Magnet Price: $3.90
Here's a great quote magnet suggested to us by the one and only AronRa! (His Website and His Youtube) "Science doesn't know everything - Religion doesn't know anything" 3"x2" Click the image for a closer look
G-StopUsingJesus.gif Stop Using Jesus as an Excuse Magnet Price: $3.90
"Stop Using Jesus as an Excuse for Being a Narrow-Minded Bigoted Asshole" 3x2 inch. Often times religious folks try to hide hatred behind holiness. Remind them of their hypocrisy of that with this magnet! Click the image for a closer look!
B-ReduceUseCycleSpect2.gif Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Respect Button Price: $2.00
This colorful 1.25" button promotes not only the traditional tenants of good Earth stewardship, but also includes one that is often overlooked - Respect. Let's give Mama Earth her due!
K-ScncEthcs.gif Science and Ethics: Can Science Help us Make Wise Moral Judgements? Price: $21.98 Price reduced!! $19.50
Paul Kurtz tackles the idea that many people today believe that moral principles are derived from religion. On the other side of a great divide stand many who say that there are no ethical standards at all and that morality is merely a question of personal taste or cultural relativity. Paperback, 345 pages.
S-KeepRosariesOff.gif Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries sticker Price: $2.00
"Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries!" The religious have a way of trying intrude on just about everything, including our own bodies! Remind them to keep their rosaries to themselves with this sticker. Click the image for a closer look!
humanist born again atheist agnostic belief bible baptist recovering thinking christian good without god Born Again Humanist Sticker Price: $2.00
Born Again Humanist sticker measures 10.5" x 2" and features the Happy Humanist Logo. Show all drivers that you promote morality for it's own sake and that all people can make good choices regardless of religious affiliation. (Or unaffiliation.)
K-LoveIsWonderful.gif Love is Wonderful: Why Homophobia Needs to Disappear Forever Price: $10.00
Check out our new book, featured at the American Atheists convention in Austin last month! This colorful and well-written book by author Kelly Mochel is a powerful tool for talking with children about the difficult topic of sexual orientation. Paperback, 16 pages.
S-GodProtectMe3x10.gif God Protect Me From Your Followers - Sticker Price: $2.00
"God Protect me from your Followers!" The pulpit is increasingly becoming the launching pad for bigotry and hate. Remind the fundies in your area that using their god as a sword is a dangerous thing indeed! 3"x11" Click the image for a closer look.
G-ToArgueReasonPaine.gif To Argue With a Person - Thomas Paine Magnet Price: $3.90
"To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead." - Thomas Paine. A greater truth never spoken! Perfect for your filing cabinet at work for those who may indeed have renounced reason! 2"x3" Magnet.
G-ReligionDontWhipIt.gif Religion Don't Whip It Out - Magnet Price: $3.90
"Religion. Don't whip it out in public and PLEASE don't force it on Children" This 3"x2" magnet is sure to raise an eyebrow or two. But who doesn't enjoy a little double entendre? Click the image for a closer look!
DNA helix computer usb flash drive laptop novelty science gift DNA 8 GB Flash Drive Price: $18.00
Okay we have to say this item is pretty nifty! This flash drive actually emits a soft purple glow when inserted into the USB port, illuminating the laser etched DNA double helix. Now how many flash drives can do that! It can hold 8 GB but is only 2.5" long x .75" wide. Makes a great gift!
G-TellPeopleCarlin.gif Tell People George Carlin Quote Magnet Price: $3.90
"Tell people that there is an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you... Tell them that the paint is wet and they have to touch it to be sure." George Carlin quote Magnet. Click the image for a closer look!
peace button language paco frieden hoa binh paz paix fred Peace Button Multi-Language 2.25” Price: $2.00
This clever, colorful button design has the word "peace" spelled out in several different languages, from French to Arabic. A great addition to any peace-promoter's wardrobe! Diameter is 2.25".
S-PreBlessed.gif Pre Blessed Stickers (1 Sheet) Price: $2.00
"Pre-Blessed : You Pay for it, We Pray for it!" Stickers. Stick them on anything in your busy life that needs blessing! 100% guarantee that these convenient stickers work just as well as any holy man's blessing! Click the image for a closer look!
G-EvolvgLineWDiplo.gif Evolving line to Woman with Diploma Magnet Price: $3.90
An empowering image for all women - the evolution to education and success. Magnet measures 2" x 3".
M-Punishmints.gif Punishmints Price: $3.00
Not for the faint of heart! Enjoy the pleasure and pain of these intense cinnamon flavored mints. Tin measures 1.75" square by .5" high.
G-ManWhoDaresDarwin.gif A Man Who Dares to Waste - Darwin Quote Magnet Price: $3.90
"A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life" - Charles Darwin. Poignant and meaningful this quote reminds us that life is short, so do something great with it, just like Charlie! 2"x3"
Q-VivaEvolution.gif Viva la Evolution Darwin Vinyl Sticker - White Price: $5.00
With the scientific reality of evolution becoming more and more concrete in the conscious mind of the world we can say loudly and proudly "Viva La Evolution!" 6 inches, White.
T-VivaEvolutionBlk.png Viva la Evolution Darwin Shirt Price: $16.00
Viva La Evolution! Draw the eye of fellow science buffs with this cool Darwin T-Shirt! You can go subtle or bold with your shirt colors and naturally, we leave the selection up to you! Click the image for a look at our color combinations!
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Dawkins A American Atheists Atom Circle Atheist inclusive symbol jewelry silver gold bracelet rhodium link Multi Atheist Symbol Bracelet Price: $34.00
This superb Atheist bracelet is handcrafted here in the US! It features symbols of the Atheist movement, including the Dawkins A, American Atheists Atom, and the new circle Atheist inclusive symbol. The symbols each measure 5/8" in diameter; the overall bracelet length is 7" for the small and 7.5" for the large.
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Dawkins A American Atheists Atom Circle Atheist inclusive symbol jewelry silver gold bracelet rhodium link Multi Atheist Symbol Necklace Price: $68.00
This stunning necklace features symbols of the Atheist movement, including the Dawkins A, American Atheists Atom, and the circle Atheist inclusive symbol. The symbols each measure 5/8" in diameter; the overall length is adjustable from 18" to 20" with extender. Choose from gold or rhodium (a silver tone) finish below. Want to really be coordinated? Add the matching bracelet!
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M-GirlReadMug.gif Girl Reading / Reading is Sexy Mug Price: $10.00
Those mud flap girls can't hold a candle to a smart woman! Black 12 oz. coffee mug has a bright white image to convey that reading is not only smart, but sexy too! Click the image for a closer look!
e-toxic.gif Toxic Emblem Price: $7.00
Our Toxic emblem features symbols of Christianity, Judaism, and Islam embedded in the letters, communicating the destructive forces of these religions. Shiny silver finish; emblem measures approximately 2" x 5".
M-BIGFlyPigKey.gif BIG Flying Pig Keychain “Pigasus” Price: $9.00
Here is the large flying pig version of the Pigasus, complete with eyebrows, smile, and white belly. Posable ears and wings. These are hand-made in Guatemala by women who are part of a cooperative to bring fair pay and do honest work. We are proud to help support this project and now you can as well! Click on image for a close-up of the piggy. This pig is about 2.25 inches long.
q-newton.png Isaac Newton Vinyl Sticker Price: $5.00
This subtle image in support of science is a play off of the famous "Mud Flap Girl". Much like our Girl Reading vinyl, this Isaac Newton version brings a clever bit of science appreciation to wherever you can stick it!
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Cthulhu H P Lovecraft Necronomicon mythos monster patch clothing Cthulhu Fish Patch, gold and silver on navy Price: $5.00
Anyone who has enjoyed curling up with one of Lovecraft's poetic tales of terror will recognize the Cthulhu! A monster of his imagination, (or was it?!), the Cult of the Cthulhu has been calling to us. This great iron-on tribute will certainly appease him upon his return! Measures 2" x 4".
coexist toxic fiction religious symbol parady parody freethought atheist progressive patch Toxic Patch, red on black Price: $5.00
Sometimes coexistence just isn't enough! For those who know that religion poisons minds, starts wars, and cause people to do stupid things, wear this patch with pride! It subtly points out that religion is a "toxic" poison. Iron-on patch measures 2" x 4". Click on image for a close-up of the clever design.
patch trex tyrannosaurus eating christian fish clothing freethought parody archeology dinosaur T-Rex Patch, green on black Price: $5.00
Here he is, the mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex gorging on an easy meal - the Christian fish! Brilliant green on a black background, this 3" iron-on patch is a perfect partner to our T-Rex emblem and dinosaur vinyl!
american atheists athiests freethinker symbol freethought progressive at alliance Circle Atheist Patch, silver on black Price: $5.00
The new symbol representing Atheistm all over the world stands out as a silver and black patch! Measuring 3" in diameter, it is the perfect size to adorn pants, jackets, hats, and backpacks. Iron-on. Click on image for full detailed picture.
MA-IfIEverNeedReligion.gif If I Ever Need Religion Magnet Price: $3.90
"If I Ever Need Religion, I'll Worship Chocolate Cake!"
Well, is there anything else more worthy of worship? Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Freethought humorous magnet.
K-AttTheo.gif Attack of the Theocrats - How the Religious Right Harms us All and What We Can Do About It Price: $21.95
Sean Faircloth, lawyer and Executive Director for the Secular Coalition of America, authored this "harrowing true tale." He describes how laws often favor religions and their followers, citing numerous examples of secular discrimination. He also offers ideas on what nontheists can do about it. It's a staff favorite and a recommended holiday gift. Hardcover, 168 pages.
G-SoftwareLicense.gif Bible Software License Agreement Price: $3.90
Magnet Reads: "Please accept the following on Blind Faith -- To most chritstians the bible is like a software license agreement. Nobody reads it, they just scroll to the end and click "I Agree"
T-DogmaQuote.gif Dogma Bible Quote Shirt Price: $20.00
The quotes were suggested by David Smalley; host of "The Dogma Debate" podcast. We could not pick a favorite; so, we offer you a choice... Choose your Shirt Style, Size, Color, and favorite Dogma Bible Quote.
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E-CirAtheist.png Circle Atheist Emblem Price: $6.00
The Circle Atheist Symbol emblem measures 3" in diameter with shiny silver metallic finish. It is being used with increasing frequency as an inclusive symbol of the Atheist Movement.
M-MCurieBobbleHead.gif Madame Marie Curie Bobble Head Price: $24.95
The famous Madame Curie was a pioneer in the field of Chemistry and specifically radioactivity (a term she coined). She discovered two elements - radium and polonium, and won the Nobel Prize for Chemistry in 1911. The box is also a collector's item, featuring fun facts about the scientist and a full-color photo. Measures 7" tall. Test tube, base, and flask all glow in the dark. Not intended as a play toy for children. Click on image for a close-up.
G-SciRulesBillNye.gif Science Rules! Bill Nye Magnet Price: $3.90
Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill! You children of the 90's remember it best. The absolute glory of the scientific discoveries made on Bill Nye The Science Guy. For many of us, his program launched a life long love of science. All we really have to say is, we agree, SCIENCE RULES!
T-dogdeb4th.gif Dogma Debate 4th Listener Price: $16.00
David Smalley and his hit podcast "Dogma Debate" have taken the freethought world by storm. Attracting thousands of listeners each month to the topics that are affecting us everyday. A common joke on the show is that there are only "3 listeners" And to be the 4th listener means to be someone who really cares about the show! Visit dogmadebate.com and listen to his podcast. And better yet. Support his podcast by buying this shirt!
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E-CuttlefishSM.gif Cuttlefish Emblem Price: $7.00
The eggs have hatched and a new school of cuttle fish emblems are now available! We didn't want to let them lose into the wild until we had the approval of The Digital Cuttlefish. Now that they have been approved, you can order yours today. Don't worry about the small size shown here; yours will have matured to a full 6 inches by the time it arrives.
D-ReasRallyDVD.gif "The Reason Rally" DVD Price: $19.00
"The Reason Rally is a movement-wide event sponsored by the country's major secular organizations. The intent is to unify, energize, and embolden secular people nationwide, while dispelling the negative opinions held by so much of American society... and have a damn good time doing it!"
G-ImGoinHell.gif I’m Going to Hell in Every Religion, Magnet Price: $3.90
This magnet is for the fun folks who are getting their money's worth out of this incarnation! Magnet measures 2" x 3."
T-AnyImagewQuest.gif Any Image T-Shirt Price: $25.00
So you have a great design you'd like to wear all over your chest. Now you can! We can personally design any shirt for you! We offer a text shirt with any slogan you'd like for $25.00, and a graphic tee designed by our artistic guru for $40.00. And, if you have a graphic that is ready to go on a shirt that we would not need to modify, that would also be only $25; just email it to us - we can work with just about all file formats. Show how clever you are! Choose from Mens and Womens sizes and colors below. Click on image to see color swatches and obtain sizing information.
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S-Toxic.gif TOXIC Sticker Price: $2.00
So maybe you're one of the many people who believe that "COEXISTING" with these TOXIC religions isn't an option? Well now we've got you covered! This bold sticker is sure to raise some eyebrows and some ire. But we know you, and we're sure you welcome it! 8"x3.5" Also available as a Vinyl Cutout HERE Click image to see this sticker in action!
G-WhenRelRuled.jpg When Religion Ruled ... Magnet Price: $3.90
"When Religion Ruled the World they Called it the Dark Ages Magnet" Some statistics say that if the Dark Ages hadn't happened, our society would be advanced by nearly 200 years. A startling thought isn't it? With many of the more aggressive religions throwing off things like technology and science as blasphemies, how can we be sure that this wont happen again if we let it?
G-IWishFightClub.jpg I Wish the First Rule of Christianity Magnet Price: $3.90
Magnet reads "I Wish the First Rule of Christianity was Exactly the same as the First Rule of Fight Club" For our less film savvy friends out there, the first rule of fight club, is that you DO NOT talk about Fight club! Wouldn't it be nice if the two shared the same rule? We sure think so! 3"x2"
K-Unbelievable.jpg Unbelievable!: Faith, Reason, & the Search for Truth [Paperback] Price: $14.00
A memoir of a scientist's philosophical journey toward enlightened humanism
S-OutIsIn.gif Out is In Pink Triangle Sticker Price: $1.50
A fun 3" square sticker, perfectly sized for laptops, handheld devices, and anywhere else you'd like to put it. Because really, the only things that should be in the closet in this day and age are clothes.
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