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Hello, FISH fans! Here are the latest additions to our range of liberal, anti-war, pro-science, atheist, freethought, progressive, peace stickers, emblems, magnets, t-shirts and other fun products for patriotic freethinkers like you!
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Atheism Isn't a Religion; It's a Personal Relationship with Reality Sticker$2.00 This "make 'em stop and think" sticker looks great not only on the back of a car, but a work bulletin board, filing cabinet, refrigerator, right wingers' foreheads... The possibilities are endless! |
DNA Fish emblem$7.00 DNA Fish emblem. Here's a new helix-y, spiral-y emblem for your doctor's or biology professor's car! Measuring 6-1/4" long by 2" tall, this cool DNA emblem shows you're a forward-thinking, science-loving realist, who prefers rational inquiry and investigation, to dark ages superstition. |
God-Less Is More sticker$2.00 God-Less Is More sticker. If less really is more, then less God has to be even better! Because less of nothing equals a plus.... doesn't it? Maybe I should have paid more attention to my math teacher. Dimensions: 11" x 3" |
In Good We Trust Button$2.00 This button features a photo of a quarter that has been blurred so that the text, "In Good We Trust," is quite visible. A much more inclusive approach to the "In God We Trust" that is currently on our money. The American Humanist Association has used a similar image on their billboards promoting the concept. You can read more about it here. Diameter is approximately 2.25". |
BP Shirt with BP's real results, Bye Bye Planet$20.00 This is what many people think BP (British Petroleum) really stands for. This image appears on a yellow shirt. |
100 Percent Deity Free License Plate Frame$9.95 Our newest license plate frame states in no uncertain terms that the driver is nonreligious AND yet somehow, miraculously, "Good without God!" Be sure to choose whether you need the frame with space for the tags on the top or the bottom. |
“Tea Party” Sounds Much Nicer, Magnet$3.90 ...than "Mob of Racists and Homophobes." Our sentiments, exactly. |
AHA Feminist Caucus Button$2.00 This 1.25" button proudly displays the image of the Feminist Caucus for the American Humanist Association. It is interesting in that the image incorporates both the symbol for humanism as well as the symbol for "female" or "feminine." The Feminist Caucus of the American Humanist Association was established in 1977 as a coalition of both women and men within the AHA to work toward the advancement of women's rights and equality between the sexes in all aspects of society. Originally called the Women's Caucus, the new name was adopted in 1985 as more representative of all the members of the caucus and of the caucus' goals. To learn more about this important organization, click here. |
Hook, Line, and Sinker Fish, 5” Vinyl Sticker$6.00 So obvious, and yet, so subtle. Choose from black or white below. |
Civil Marriage is a Civil Right, button$2.00 The courts grant marriage licenses. So why is theology entering the debate?! Marriage is 2hearts + 2gether = 4ever. (Or at least until they decide they're tired of each other.) |
Phish Vinyl Sticker$6.00 Anyone care to go phishing?! This 5" vinyl sticker is available in black and white. |
Darwin Quote T-Shirt$20.00 "It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the ones most responsive to change." Good ol' Charlie comes through with more wisdom. This would make a great shirt for that stubborn in-law who can't move past primitive Rush thought. White on black. Choose your size from the drop down menu below. |
Glenn and Rush Toilet Paper
$9.95 Oh, you know you want to...they've been spewing crap out of their mouths for so long that we know you're "relieved" you have the opportunity to do the same! |
Skeptic Fish, 5” Vinyl Sticker$6.00 This evolved, questioning little fishy tells it like it is. Choose from black or white below. |
Women Holding Hands Vinyl Sticker$6.00 Love is in the air, and these two figures are not scared to demonstrate how they feel. Proudly displayed on computers, cars, or anywhere else, this sticker celebrates diversity and freedom of choice. This new twist on a universally understood symbol is sure to create sparks of some kind! |
Politicians Should Dress Like Race Car Drivers... Sticker$2.00 "Politicians should dress like race car drivers - at least we'd know who their corporate sponsors are!" Wouldn't it be nice - large stickers plastered all over their designer suits... |
If the Environment Were a Bank, We Would Have Saved It, Sticker$2.00 Sad but true. At least by proudly displaying our stickers we can make people stop and think about it! |
Men Holding Hands Vinyl Sticker$6.00 Two very attractive stick figure men are designed here to show the world what love can look like. With those thick muscular arms and skinny waistlines, who wouldn't want one of these cute figures as your partner?! Conveniently colored gender-role blue to upset the uptight people in your neighborhood, these stickers are perfect for cars, computers, or those wide open closet doors. Be proud of your diversity! |
Peace on Earth Banner $12.00 This richly coloured 6" x 24" banner displays the message of Peace in languages from around the world. It is made of durable yet soft, sheer, flowing knit polyester and is suitable for indoor or outdoor use. (A staff member bought one to cover the tiny window in her front door, and it looks fantastic!) |
Tree of Life Banner$16.00 This 15 x 15" banner illustrates the tree of life and beautiful Celtic knotwork in vivid color on sheer, flowing knit polyester. It symbolizes, among other things, the interconnectedness of life on planet Earth and its cycles. And, like all of our flags, it is durable and long-lasting, suitable for indoor or outdoor use. A decorative wooden pole adorns the top and bottom, and a string is attached for easy hanging. |
Washington Quote T-Shirt$20.00 Here it is in black and white from our Founding Father: "The United States is in no sense founded upon the Christian doctrine." From his lips to God's ears. This image is a close up of the design; it is white print on a black shirt. Choose your size from the drop down menu below. |
UU Chalice, button$2.00 The UU Chalice in colorful hues on a navy background. Display your inclusive faith with pride! |
You are Entitled to Your Own Opinions, Sticker$2.00 "You are entitled to your own opinions - but not your own facts." Time to separate the fact from the right-wing fiction... |
Get Involved...The World is Run by Those Who Show Up, Sticker$2.00 A nice reminder that we can all make a difference in our own way. |
Peace Healing Water Window Sticker $3.50 This 4.5" round window sticker is cleverly entitled "healing water." It features the soothing sea, with a delicate snowflake motif in the background, another water symbol. The words "love, gratitude, joy, peace, and happiness" encircle the image and serve as a wonderful reminder of the important things in life. |
Butterfly Dream Window Sticker $3.50 This 4.5" round window sticker features delicate, beautiful butterflies that come alive on a canvas of rich hues of blue. Sure to please butterfly lovers everywhere! |
Can We Vote on Your Marriage Too?, button$2.00 Can We Vote on Your Marriage Too? It seems fair to me! Marriage is, at its core, a legal issue, not a theosophical one! The government issues the license, and on occasion the courts issue the divorce...why are we even having this debate?! |
Water is the New Oil magnet$3.90 Water is the New Oil magnet. In the not-too-distant future, wars will be fought over water supplies. With supplies now being stretched to breaking point, it's time we took a serious look at how we use - and misuse - this precious resource. Start by wondering how many gallons your local golf course consumes every year.... Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
The Activist is Not the One Who Says the River is Dirty... Sticker$2.00 "The activist is not the one who says that the river is dirty, but the one who cleans it up." Great for all of you out there (and your friends!) who are trying to make a difference. |
Water is the New Oil oval sticker$2.50 Water is the New Oil oval sticker. In these times of resource depletion, we're gradually realizing that we're using far too much precious water. Climate change is also changing weather patterns, so previously fertile areas are now finding water more and more scarce. 'Peak water' will soon come to haunt us, but what will we do about it? Dimensions: 7" x 3-1/2" |
Going to War Over Religion..., mini-sticker$1.50 "Going to war over religion is killing people to see who has the best imaginary friend." This mini-sticker features white text on a gray background, and is sure to stand out and make people think wherever they see it. |
Have you ever actually READ Leviticus?, mini-sticker$1.50 Have you ever actually read Leviticus? This mini size sticker is perfect to put on bulletin boards, various books of sorts, or anywhere it can be viewed by the sheeple. |
Secular Coalition for America, Button$2.00 A matching 2.25" button to go with our sticker and t-shirt. |
Atheists are Beyond Belief Button$2.00 This 1.25" button features the popular slogan "Atheists are Beyond Belief" in blue on a yellow background. Make 'em think! |
Happy Humanist Button$2.00 This 1.25" button features a fun-loving happy Humanist on a blue background with the very words "Happy Humanist." |
Off-shore Oil Drilling$2.00 Full text reads: Off-shore oil drilling = on-shore oil spills! Sticker measures 3" x 11.5". |
Nothing Fails Like Prayer T-Shirt$20.00 Celebrate the upcoming National Day of Prayer freethought style! This black t-shirt features big and bold silver text. The National Day of Prayer was officially designated in 1952 by the US as a time for the nation to "turn to God in prayer and meditation." Celebrated on May 6, it was ruled unconstitutional in the state of Wisconsin and is expected to eventually go to the Supreme Court. |
Drill Baby Drill Sticker$2.00 Full message reads: Drill Baby Drill, Goodbye Tourists Goodbye! Also includes a note to "say no to off-shore drilling." Sticker measures 3" x 11.5". |
Secular Coalition for America Sticker$2.00 This 2.5" x 7.5" full color sticker proudly displays the logo of the Secular Coalition for America. Their mission is to increase the visibility of, and respect for, nontheistic viewpoints in the United States and to protect and strengthen the secular character of government as the best guarantee of freedom for all. They are champions for Atheists, Agnostics, and Humanists, and promote several other Freethought organizations. |
Satan Fish with Horns Emblem $7.00 This one's sure to get incredulous looks from the righteous folks in the SUV behind you at the stop lights! Dimensions: approx. 4-3/4" x 2" |
Jesus with Feet emblem$7.00 At last the Holy One have achieved evolutionary parody with the Honorable FISH. The Jesus fish has EVOLVED legs. Your xtian friends will finally find something to love on the back of the most atheist car. Or, maybe not all of them will love it. Surely the Unitarians and a few Methodists will embrace this great advancement. And the Catholic Pope Ratsinger could enjoy it, if there are no young boys around to distract him. Afterall, Catholics have supported the concept of evolution since they had that liberal progressive pope back in the 1960s. Anyway, this little deity is 5 inches long, made of injection molded plastic with a silver coating on one side and a piece of two way tape on the back. |
Nothing Can Bring You Peace But Yourself, Emerson quote magnet$3.90 This 3" x 2" magnet features a peaceful message from famous inventor Ralph Waldo Emerson. Sage advice from a sage person! |
Passport to OZ Notebook$4.00 This adorable 3.5" by 5" pocket sized, 64-page notebook has a beautiful glossy cover and lots of fun inside! Inside front cover requests true passport information, in both English and French, of course! And inside back cover features quotes from the original book. Sturdy and entertaining, this would make a great gift! |
Life is Short Laugh Hard Magnet$3.90 |
Passport to Wonderland Notebook$4.00 This "Passport to Wonderland" is a 64-page notebook which features an intricate glossy image of the White Rabbit. The inside front cover requests typical passport information in both English and the official language of Wonderland, Gobbledygook. Inside back cover features the true wisdom of Wonderland, which is wiser than most realize! For example: "If you don't know where you're going, any road will get you there." Pocket notebook measures 3.5" by 5". |
Passport to Garden of Eden Notebook$4.00 This clever little "passport" is actually a 64-page notebook. It measures 3.5" by 5" and is slim enough to fit easily in any pocket or purse. Perfect for little love notes too! Inside front cover asks for actual passport facts in both English and Aramaic. The inside back cover features fun quips that are sure to evoke smiles! |
Passport to Hell Notebook$4.00 This 64 page notebook offers a unique, hellacious cover! Its small size (only 3.5" by 5") makes it very portable, and its subject matter makes it very entertaining! Inside front cover requests typical passport information, and inside back cover offers fun quotes and proverbs. |
Atheist Fish vinyl cut-out sticker$5.00 Atheist Fish vinyl cut-out sticker. Here's a highly-evolved, walking fish that really speaks your mind! Watch in your mirrors for the expressions at the stoplights, as folks realize what the sticker is all about! Choose your color from the drop-down menu. Dimensions: 5" x 1-3/4" |
Autographed Playing Gods Poster$3.00 Autographed Playing Gods Poster. This terrific poster showing Buddha letting loose a few rounds of machine-gun fire, is the perfect accompaniment to the cult board game designed by Benjamin Radford. His autographed posters are a very limited edition, so when they're gone, they're gone forever. Get one for your gamer friend's bedroom wall! Dimensions: 17" x 11" |
Be truthful, does this outfit make me look TOO gay? magnet$3.90 Be truthful, does this outfit make me look TOO gay? magnet. Seriously, we think Joey the Rat could have been the sixth member of Village People. The slightly creepy one who scared away too many fans, and was kicked out of the group before they became successful. But in all his jewels and fancy costumes, he still looks fabulous today! Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
All You Need in Life is a Friend who has Chocolate, magnet$3.90 All You Need in Life is a Friend who has Chocolate, magnet. Because, as we all know, someone else's chocolate always tastes better! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" |
"We could have saved the earth, but we were too damned cheap" Kurt Vonnegut magnet$3.90 "We could have saved the earth, but we were too damned cheap" Kurt Vonnegut magnet. Another incisive quote from the late great author, who saw the warning signs early, and worried about what was coming. Let's hope we can take action in time to prove him wrong. Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature... Eleanor Roosevelt magnet$3.90 Beautiful young people are accidents of nature... Eleanor Roosevelt magnet. Another great quote, illustrating her belief that people age like fine wine. We'll raise a glass to that! Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
Anti-Gravity Mints$3.00 Anti-Gravity Mints. Just one of these sharp little peppermints will have you believing you can fly like a super-hero! No more waiting for hours in crowded departure lounges, just take off on your own and fly, fly away! Tin measures 1-3/4" x 1-3/4" x 1/2" |
If a Woman Speaks Magnet
$3.90 Okay, we had to create gender balance! This magnet reads: "If a woman speaks in the forest and there is no one around to hear, is she still BITCHING?" The perfect companion to our man magnet that says: "If a man is speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?" (To view it, click here.) |
Einstein's Relatively Strong Mints$3.00 Einstein's Relatively Strong Mints. Even if you haven't won a Nobel Prize for physics, these peppermints will awaken the forward-thinking scientist in you! Besides, we always thought that E=MC2 meant Eat More Candy - twice as much! Tin measures 1-3/4" x 1-3/4" x 1/2" |
Enlighten Mints$3.00 Enlighten Mints. Engendering minty epiphanies and other related phenomena. Well, these sharp little peppermints will certainly clear your head, and rid your mouth of bad tastes! |
Gods Don't Kill People. People with Gods kill People magnet$3.90 Gods Don't Kill People. People with Gods kill People magnet. And who invented those gods in the first place? Hmmm, the human race might just be its own worst enemy sometimes. Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
Gods Don't Kill People; People With Gods Kill People, Button$2.00 ...and often in the name of their god(s). Diameter: 1 1/4". |
I'm an atheist, but I do worship coffee! Magnet$3.90 "Fuckin' a-men!" says the coffee enthusiast. But who doesn't worship the funky, tasty bean... |
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