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Welcome to the page of stuff that didn't fall into a neat category. We have bumper sticker holders, Jesus dress-up magnets, Impeachmints, finger puppets... all kinds of cool gift stuff we think you'll love!
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NEW Heavenly Designed Holy Water Bottle $18.00 NEW Heavenly Designed Holy Water Bottle. Perfect for refreshing and redeeming the parched sinner, the exhausted pilgrim hiker, or even conducting impromptu baptisms halfway up a mountain! Bottle stands 8.5 inches tall, and can contain 20 ounces of godly fluid(s) when filled. Made of safe, everlasting stainless steel, and colored with lead-free ink, so no nasty toxins here. Holy water not included, as we drank it all last week. Yummy! [Order] [Checkout] |
Humanist Neck Tie$18.00 Humanist Neck Tie. These high-quality ties feature a line of four happy Humanists in silver. This is always a great conversation starter, as the Humanist symbol is still little-known in the USA. Your other dinner guests will be intrigued when you start to tell them about Humanism! Tie available in black or blue. |
Playing Gods the game
$34.99 The earthly and divine realms meet in Playing Gods. Whether wreaking disasters of biblical proportions on innocent populations or bestowing providence and goodwill, the gods have ever made sport and pawns of mankind. Though possessing vast powers, the gods are jealous. Other gods, with their minor miracles and ridiculous rituals, diminish the glory and importance of the one true god – or so each of them believes! Click on the image for more details. For 2 - 5 players, ages 14 and up. [Order] [Checkout] |
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Playing Gods - Expansion Deck
$4.99 For Playing Gods players who wish to delve even deeper into the bottomless well of blasphemy (or just want to see deluxe cards with full-color images of the gods), we offer an Expansion Pack with 30 deluxe cards specific to the five major religions. They provide special attacks and defenses based on each religion's characteristics, and are easily incorporated into the existing rules and card decks. You can even create your own attacks! Click on the image for a closer look. [Order] [Checkout] |
Ten Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus Cozy
$5.00 The Ten Reasons Why Beer is Better than Jesus Can Cozy will help keep your beer cold on those hot summer days...or any day for that matter. This cool cozy feature an image of Jesus holding a bottle of beer as he too contemplates the reasons why beer is better than Jesus. It's sure to be a hit at your next party. Click the image for a list of the reasons. [Order] [Checkout] |
Relativity Watch with rotating numbers$30.00 Explore that whole relativity space-time continuum thing on your wrist with this cool watch! Features a conventional set of pointers with an orbiting second-counting dial and a leather strap. This makes the perfect gift for the young Einstein in your family! [Order] [Checkout] |
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Hitch Plug with FISH emblem$16.95 Here's the perfect way to use your car or truck's empty trailer hitch. The hitch plug is made of high impact plastic, and fits snugly into the empty hitch. The standard pin used to hold your real hitch in place will hold this one instead. Plus, it comes with the FISH-y emblem of your choice! Fits hitches with the standard 2" x 2" inner opening. |
Obama Logo License Plate$12.00 Obama Logo License Plate. Several US states allow drivers to put their own plates on the front of vehicles, so here's an obvious design for Progressives in those states! Displayed on a crisp white background, the Obama 'sunrise' symbol is approx 5-1/2" in diameter. [Order] [Checkout] |
DNA Neck Tie$18.00 Here's a spiralling DNA molecule, represented in shiny silver vinyl on a top-quality, pale blue or black tie. Perfect for the science-supporting suit-wearer, and it looks especially good with your white lab coat! |
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American Humanist License Plate$15.00 Here's a great way to show your support for the American Humanist Association. The license plate is made of aluminum and is ready to mount on your car. [Order] [Checkout] |
ResErection Light Switch Cover
$10.00 Turn on Jesus when you turn on the lights! The ResErection light switch cover gives a whole new meaning to the saying "Jesus arose!" The switch cover fits over most US-standard light switches, is made of metal and comes with two screws for mounting(!) [Order] [Checkout] |
Atheist License Plate$6.00 If you're lucky enough to live in a state that only requires one license plate, consider putting this on your car! High quality plastic license plate insert bears the U.S. government recognized symbol for atheism. If this is too "atomic" for you, you might consider a similar product with a Darwin fish...available right here on our site! [Order] [Checkout] |
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Evolving Darwin Play Set$9.95 Evolving Darwin Play Set. Here's a set of 5 action figures, from lizard through ape, primitive man, tool-user, all the way up to distinguished scientist! Kids will have fun tracing the rise of the Human race - it makes learning about nature and evolution a lot of fun! [Order] [Checkout] |
Obama Magnetic Finger Puppet$5.95 Obama Magnetic Finger Puppet. Commemorate Obama's history-making victory with this adorable 4" tall finger puppet! Go ahead, stick your finger out for Obama! And when you're done, his magnetic powers can keep track of other radically important future events (such as your next trip to the grocery store) on your fridge door. [Order] [Checkout] |
EvolveFISH 2009 Calendar Stickers$5.00 Calendar Stickers. Make your calendar or date book a freethought calendar. We've always wanted a way to get dates that are important to freethinkers on a calendar. Over the years we've tried making our own calendars, but there are always so many other favorite formats. Some folks like the little skinny book that fits in a purse or pocket, some like big wall calendars with awe inspiring pictures, and some like their favorite appointment books. So, the EvolveFISH sticker calendar was born! For 2009, we consolidated over 85 special days; birthdays, court rulings, holidays (non traditional), inventions and discoveries onto a page of small stickers. These stickers will fit inside the date box on almost every calendar type, and still leave room for a notation. We've also included a few pages of back up documentation (just in case you don't know the background of some of the references). We think these are lots of fun! You can still use your "Cats of the World" calendar and be up to date on Freethought dates. Enjoy! [Order] [Checkout] |
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The Sarah Palin Holy Condom (novelty condom)$5.00 This is the condom that's guaranteed to make you say "whoops!" Each flavored, dual-colored, hole-ridden condom is absolutely, 100% useless in preventing pregnancy and safeguarding against STDs! Thus making about as much sense as Sarah Palin herself! [Order] [Checkout] |
Top Ten Reasons Beer is Better than JesusIn the darkening last days of the twentieth century, a group of college students made a list of the "Top Ten Reasons Why Beer is Better than Jesus". We have edited this list a bit, and now offer it to you on a beer glass, or a sticker. The " Top Ten Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus" list we use is shown below. You can order a single glass, or a two glass package . (The shipping is crazy expensive, so we set it up to share the pain over two glasses.... we're sure you have a beer drinking buddy in need of enlightenment!) Top Ten Reasons why Beer is Better Than Jesus 10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer. Top 10 Reasons Pint Glass (single glass) $8.00 [Order] [Checkout] Top 10 Reasons Sticker.( see it here) $2.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
Barack Obama 2009 Calendar: Words of Hope and InspirationBarack Obama 2009 Calendar: Words of Hope and Inspiration. The Change has finally come! Celebrate the inauguration of our 44th President with this 16-month calendar, featuring stunning photographs and snippets from Sen. Obama's powerful, uplifting speeches. Final discounts - only a few of these left! Dimensions: 12" x 12" [Order] [Checkout] |
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The Pope's "Holy" Prophylactic (novelty condom)$5.00 Here's a Vatican-approved condom that's 100% hole-y! Pope Joey the Rat and his loyal hordes are vehemently anti-birth control, so here we proudly present this leaky prophylactic in his honor. Keep using these, and the empty seats in the back of your minivan will soon be occupied! [Order] [Checkout] |
Evolve Keychain pewter$4.50 Now you can rattle your keys with our cool new EvolveFISH pewter keychain! It's a solid, chunky metal design that's guaranteed to survive earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, the next ice age, rigged elections, SUV rollovers... or at least another windy summer in Florida. Dimensions: Approx. 2-1/2" x 3/4" [ Add to Cart] [Checkout] |
Gift CertificatesWe offer Gift Certificates in the amounts of $25 and $50. Just provide the receiver with the invoice number, have them call or place their order on our web site, and we'll honor their order.
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Commemorative Obama Plate, 8 inch diameter$14.50 Commemorative Obama Plate, 8 inch diameter. Featuring a colorful portrait on a fine ceramic plate, this pays a beautiful tribute to history in the making. The words 44th President of the United States, with inauguration date and Obama's signature, appear within the photo. A wonderful addition to any collection. [Order] [Checkout] |
Bumper Sticker Holder - suction cup
$5.50 Bumper Sticker Holder - suction cup. Here's our brand new bumper sticker holder. Made of very high quality 10-gauge UV resistant vinyl, with 4 suction cups to attach it firmly inside your car windows. Now you can easily change your sticker any time you want! Dimensions: approx. 11" x 3" Manufactured in the United States. [Order] [Checkout] |
Bush Toilet Paper
Now you can express your dissatisfaction with George W Bush in the most suitable style imaginable. He's been doling out the BS to all of us since he stole the 2000 and 2004 elections, so now here's something to wipe away eight disastrous years or war, lies, looting and madness. [Order] [Checkout] |
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Replacement Fish Feet (6-pack)$2.50 Has your evolved fish been the victim of a hate crime? Was it left limping with one or no legs? Fix it with new vinyl feet! We're now offering replacement legs for all your fish. In the event of deformity, or simply an evolutionary throwback, these feet will give your fish the mobility it needs. Sold in packs of six pairs, these attractive silver vinyl feet will fit snugly and permanently under any emblem. Simply peel 'em off and stick 'em on! [Order] [Checkout] |
Presidential Special! Obama Mug and Plate$19.50 Presidential Special! Obama Mug and Plate SAVE! Commemorative Event! Get one mug and one matching 8 inch plate for one low price! Save $5 on the set. Get 'em while they're here! [Order] [Checkout] |
Sigmund Freud Action Figure$7.00 Why do we do the things we do? What motivates us? What's with that 'naked at work' dream? Sigmund Freud's attempts to answer these questions established his reputation as the father of psychoanalysis. Although some believe Freud's explanations of human behavior rely too heavily on sex, where would we be without the Freudian concepts of ID, ego, the Oedipus complex and penis envy? The Sigmund Freud action figure stands 5" tall and features a moveable head and bendable arms with a cigar in his right hand. After all, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.... [Order] [Checkout] |
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Sarah Palin Toilet Paper$9.95 Sarah Palin Toilet Paper. The 'disaster from Alaska' was a fantastic electoral asset last year... not for John McCain, but for Barack Obama! Maybe you know a Republican friend who'd like to wipe away the memory of the worst GOP vice presidential candidate in party history! [Order] [Checkout] |
On Board With Obama Signs$5.00 On Board With Obama Signs. Here are two bright colorful signs for the back window of your car. These stick on with a suction cup, so they can easily be removed for cleaning. Choose from the diamond shape (5" x 5"), or the oval shape (4" x 6") |
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Sarah Palin's Faith-Based Birth Control Pills
$2.00 The colorful label of this pill bottle says it all. Sarah Palin's Faith-Based Birth Control Pills are perfect for those who would rather pray and abstain than deal with Reality. No pills to swallow: The only thing you have to swallow is that Faith-Based bullshit! Bottle is filled with guilt sheet featuring a picture of Jesus with the reminder "Remember, Jesus is watching you have sex. Pray for forgiveness." It's sure to work as well as the birth control method Sarah's daughter was on when she got pregnant. Order several and pass them out to your friends. |
Albert Einstein Action Figure$9.00 Albert Einstein is arguably one of the most fascinating and influential thinkers in the history of the world. In fact, the name 'Einstein' has become synonymous with the word 'genius'. Now, this genius has been boiled down to the Einstein Action Figure. The Einstein action figure stands just over 5' tall and features bendable arms, legs that bend at the hips, and a moveable head filled with his trademark wild, gray hair. [Order] [Checkout] |
Freedom is the Distance Light Switch Cover$10.00 Our Freedom is the Distance Between Church and State image moves to where it can provide real illumination: the light switch! This metal cover fits over any standard sized light switch. Dimensions: 3-1/2 x 5 inches (8.9 x 12.7 cm). [Order] [Checkout] |
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Jesus Pillbox$12.00 Jesus Pillbox. Holy Paxil, it looks like the almighty has an earthly drug rep! Keep your collection of chemicals safe and dry in this cool three-compartment chrome pillbox. Diameter: approx. 1-3/4" We already asked your doctor - he said this pillbox is right for you. [Order] [Checkout] |
Humanist Money Rubber Stamp$15.00 Here's one way to let people know that not everyone abides by the motto on our money. This self-inking stamp is easy to carry and allows you to quickly stamp your message in red letters that are 5/32" (.4 cm) tall. [Order] [Checkout] |
Buddha Board Mini Gift Card - 5" x 5" $9.95 We saw these and decided they were wonderful, fun and relaxing. The Buddha Board Mini is an elegantly packaged 5-inch square "card" incorporating a "magic" painting surface that folds backward to create its own small easel stand. It comes with a brush and ten special occasion stickers (for birthdays, Christmas, romance, peace tranquility, joy and more) that senders can apply to personalize the cover. Made of thick plastic with a gloss finish. This is a wonderful gift for yourself or a friend! The Buddha Board is based on the Zen concept of living in the moment as the messages or images you paint on the "magic surface will slowly disappear as the water evaporates, leaving you with a clean slate. [Order] [Checkout] |
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E Pluribus Unum Rubber Stamp$17.50 This Latin phrase translates as "Out of Many, One", and appeared on U.S. currency before self-righteous folks pressured the U S Congress to replace it with a prayer. It was the official motto of the United States. This self-inking rubber stamp produces red text 1/8-inch (0.3175 cm) in height. Great for marking currency, books, documents, etc. [Order] [Checkout] |
Burka, Handmade Replica
$50.00 Be the first on your block to get a Genuine Replica of an Afghan Burka. It's great for protest events or Hallowe'en costumes, and to get in lock-step with the Religious Right's plans for America. Handmade by a laid-off Union seamstress from the New York City garment district. Click on the picture for more details. [Order] [Checkout] |
Atheist Money Rubber Stamp$17.50 This self-inking rubber stamp produces a black text block 1/4-inch (0.3cm) in height. You can have great fun marking our precious currency, which was horribly defaced back in the 1950's by sly fundamentalists!! [Order] [Checkout] |
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Act-of-God Insurance Certificate
$5.00 Insurance against "Acts of God?" Our policy really does protect your emblem from acts of god and his minions. We will replace any emblem that suffers divine assault. Even better, framed and hanging on a wall, it makes a great conversation starter. (8.5 x 11 inches) Click on graphic for more information! [Order] [Checkout] |
Darwin Metal License Plate$9.00 The DarwinFISH license place is the perfect adornment for your EVolvo (or any other vehicle!) in any one of those states not requiring a front license plate. [Order] [Checkout] |
Come Back with a Warrant Door Mat$25.00 Do you still believe in the Fourth Amendment?* Here's a door mat to express your belief. It's certain to spark a response from people who knock on your door. However, if a large enough percentage of our population displayed this door mat it might instill the idea that our Constitution still exists and still matters. Our rights have been under assault since Bush came to power and we have to draw the line somewhere. Here's one way to start drawing that line. *Note: Door mat alone does not prevent illegal entry by law enforcement officials in this era of the ever-expanding police state. |
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