Charles Darwin Crystal. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. It's an impressive 2.5 x 2.5 x 3" and is hefty, weighing in at almost 2 pounds. (Hence the additional shipping costs!) While it of course makes a convenient paperweight, it is a beautiful work of art that would do any scientist's, student's, or creative thinker's desk proud. Click on image for a close-up. Arrives in satin lined box ready to gift. (Staffer Sheila loves this; it's just in time for back-to-school, of course, but is especially great for Halloween - the eyes seem to follow you!)

This is a nice way to share your ideas without being too direct. And you get to select with Atheist or Humanist image best fits your outlook. The A inside several circles (atom symbol) was the first modern recognized Atheist symbol. It was adopted by the American Atheists. The A with a single circle around it was the winner of a selection contest held by Atheist Alliance International. The red A with a thin leg is being used by the Dawkins "Out Campaign". The Human-like characters are used by the American Humanist Association.

This game is a staff favorite, and is great for those New Year's Eve parties! (Hint: Read instructions prior to any festive spirit imbibing!) The earthly and divine realms meet in Playing Gods. Whether wreaking disasters of biblical proportions on innocent populations or bestowing providence and goodwill, the gods have ever made sport and pawns of mankind. Though possessing vast powers, the gods are jealous. Other gods, with their minor miracles and ridiculous rituals, diminish the glory and importance of the one true god – or so each of them believes! Click on the image for more details. For 2 - 5 players, ages 14 and up. Click here to view the Expansion pack, which includes even more attacks and blasphemous fun. You can also see the Limited Edition Deluxe Deities available here.

What collection of great scientists would be complete without famous astronomer, physicist, and forward thinker Galileo?! Cast in quality polyresin and then hand painted, it arrives in a collectible box featuring fun facts about the astronomer and scientist and a full-color photo. This 7" tall bobblehead statue showcases Galileo standing in front of a map of the solar system, clutching his telescope, and an informative pedestal base. A great gift for any stargazer, scientist, or progressive thinker, as well as an educational toy for children. Not intended as a play toy for children. Click on image for a close-up.

For Playing Gods players who wish to delve even deeper into the bottomless well of blasphemy (or just want to see deluxe cards with full-color images of the gods), we offer an Expansion Pack with 30 deluxe cards specific to the five major religions. They provide special attacks and defenses based on each religion's characteristics, and are easily incorporated into the existing rules and card decks. You can even create your own attacks! Click on the image for a closer look. Also, click here to view the Ultimate Game of World Domination, and here for the Deluxe, fully Smoting Deities.

This necktie features both attractive monochromatic DNA and full color DNA helixes against a sharp black background. Stunning! Great gift for any freethinker or science lover!

Playing Gods comes with six white injection-molded pawns, with a great deal more detail than the peg-headed pawns that come with most games! BUT, for a very limited time, you can get a set of six official Playing Gods Limited Edition Idols. The Limited Edition Idols are hand made in the USA from high quality rubber molds. They are nearly 3 inches tall, and highly detailed. These also make a great gift by themselves - especially for your like minded family and friends! (Hey, who wouldn't get a chuckle out of Rambo Buddha!)

They arrive in ivory, but you can have fun painting them (as shown in the photo). Great fun for the whole family! Click on image for a more detailed photo. Also, click here for the Playing Gods Game and here for the unique deck of cards.

Okay we have to say this item is pretty nifty! This flash drive actually emits a soft purple glow when inserted into the USB port, illuminating the laser etched DNA double helix. Now how many flash drives can do that! It can hold 8 GB but is only 2.5" long x .75" wide. Makes a great gift!

This is a popular modification of the tired old "god bless America" rallying cry of religious bigots and hatemongers. Simply by placing a round "not sign" over the letter "B" we have miraculously transformed it into a positive statement about the direction the country should rise toward. This is a standard size US auto license plate with holes for mounting screws. In some states, it is legal to NOT display an official plate on the front of your car. In those states, this plate can proudly adorn the front of your car. Some people display these beneath their regulation plate, but you better have a big car to allow that. And the plate also makes a great display anywhere in your office or home. We also offer this design as a 2x3 inch Magnet

Now your IPhone can be protected and well-dressed in a full color quality plastic case. This design features the battle cry of the Humanist Movement - Good Without Gods on a beautiful aurora borealis background. Easily snaps on to phone; plastic is clear. Click on the product to see other great Humanist phone case options!

This stunning design will proclaim your proud Humanist affiliation as well as protect your IPhone! It features the battle cry of the Humanist Movement - Good Without Gods, with a contemporary Humanist image. Easily snaps on to phone; plastic is clear. Click on the product to see other great Humanist phone case options!

Protective clear plastic IPhone case features the classic Humanist on a groovy background with the text Happy Humanist. The full color image makes it easy to express your Humanist self! Easily snaps on to phone. Click on the product to see other great Humanist phone case options!

We offer Gift Certificates in the amounts of $10, $25 and $50. We will mail you or the recipient the certificate with a catalog. They can call or place their order on our web site (they just need to enter their certificate number in the comments section on the website) and we'll honor their order.

Need a Gift Certificate right now? Use our Printable Gift Certificate page to have a certificate ready and in your hands in a few minutes. It's a true "savior" for those last minute situations!

This is an exquisite replica of one of the greatest creatures of all time! This T-Rex is cast in fine quality designer resin, then hand painted with intricate detail and care. From a company right here in the US, it's quality is unsurpassed. A great gift for kids and adults alike, this piece of artwork is too adorable to pass up! (Did we mention we at FISH adore this little guy?!) Sculpture measures 5" high by 6" wide and comes on a pedestal base proclaiming its name. Not intended as a toy for children, merely an objet d'art. Click on image for a close-up.

Here's a more humorous door mat for the proselytizers that come knocking at your door. At least this way they might catch a clue if you don't answer the door when they come knocking.
This tough rubber-backed door mat is approx. 24" x 18"

Here's a considerate door mat for those folks unfortunate enough to live in areas frequented by proselytizers. The message is simple and clear. See if the proselytizers can get your message before they try to waste your time with theirs.
This tough rubber-backed door mat is approx. 24" x 18"

Here's a great way to show your support for the American Humanist Association. The license plate is made of aluminum and is ready to mount on your car. (Note: the following states are the only ones that do not officially require a front plate - AL, AZ, AR, DE, FL, GA, IN, KS, KY, LA, MI, MS, NM, NC, OK, PA, SC, TN, and WV.)

The DarwinFISH license place is the perfect adornment for your EVolvo (or any other vehicle!) in any one of those states not requiring a front license plate. (Note: the following states are the only ones that do not officially require a front plate - AL, AZ, AR, DE, FL, GA, IN, KS, KY, LA, MI, MS, NM, NC, OK, PA, SC, TN, and WV.)

The "Almost Official" condom sanctified by the Catholic Church! This "holey" condom is guaranteed to NOT prevent births, and to set women's rights back 200 years! Great gag gift for your religious friends. Limited quantity available.

Turn your idle hands into the Devil's workshop with this Devil finger puppet! On your finger, he's a puppet; on your fridge, he's a magnet!

Born Again Pagan Brown Mousepad with Gel Wrist Rest. Here's a new mousepad that celebrates the original Pagan computer users who designed Windows! And it's a good way of celebrating your own chosen path, e'er that be at home or at work. Printed in an earthy brown, with cool tree root-style lettering.

A statue the Father of Evolution would endorse! Charles Darwin, a pioneer of science, is offered up in incredible likeness on an informative pedestal base. He measures 7" high and is cast in quality polyresin and then hand painted, and arrives in a collectible box featuring fun facts about the scientist and a full-color photo. A great gift for yourself, a scientist, or any progressive thinker, as well as an educational toy for children. You can even give it to that Sunday School teacher who has been brainwashing impressionable minds with theories of ID! (That's Idiotic Dogma.) Not intended as a play toy for children. Click on image for a close-up.

Holy Meshuga! These crazy strong mints in a clever new tin will be sure to hit your punim with a klop! But beware, they're shtark! Tin measure 1.75" square.

Native American License Plate Frame. Now here's a frame for real Americans! Complete with two little turtle symbols, which are used by several tribes to indicate strength, fertility and perseverance. This frame fits around most standard US and Canadian license plates, but please tell us where your tags are using the drop-down menu!

This groove-adelic Peace Swirl License Plate can be displayed in many US states, where you are free to choose your own front plate for your vehicle. So choose choice, by choosing this swirly rainbow peace plate! Made of aluminum, dimensions; approx. 12" x 6" (Note: the following states are the only ones that do not officially require a front plate - AL, AZ, AR, DE, FL, GA, IN, KS, KY, LA, MI, MS, NM, NC, OK, PA, SC, TN, and WV.)

Lead your people to freedom, and non-violently at that, with our Gandhi finger puppet. A Great Soul to add to your finger puppet collection. About 4" tall.

The Any Image License Plate gives you one more option for getting out what you want to say. Use your own message or use one from our wide selection of stickers, buttons or magnets. The license plate is made of aluminum and measures 12" x 6" (30.48 x 15.24 cm). Please click on the image for ordering instructions and more details.

Do bumper stickers alone not tell what you want to say? Now you can have any message of your choice placed on a custom license plate frame. Use your own message or use one from our wide selection of stickers, buttons or magnets. Message area is 1-1/8" tall by 6-1/2" long. Please tell us where your license tags are using the drop-down menu! Please click on the image for ordering instructions and more details.

And in the beginning, God created Man. And He said, "Ramen." This license plate shows our Noodly God creating the first man. See this item in all of its glory by clicking on the image for a close-up. Great for states that don't require a front plate! (Note: the following states are the only ones that do not officially require a front plate - AL, AZ, AR, DE, FL, GA, IN, KS, KY, LA, MI, MS, NM, NC, OK, PA, SC, TN, and WV.)

If you're lucky enough to live in a state that only requires one license plate, consider putting this on your car! High quality plastic license plate insert bears the U.S. government recognized symbol for atheism. If this is too "atomic" for you, you might consider a similar product with a Darwin fish...available right here on our site! (Note: the following states are the only ones that do not officially require a front plate - AL, AZ, AR, DE, FL, GA, IN, KS, KY, LA, MI, MS, NM, NC, OK, PA, SC, TN, and WV.)

Here is the large flying pig version of the Pigasus, complete with eyebrows, smile, and white belly. Posable ears and wings. These are hand-made in Guatemala by women who are part of a cooperative to bring fair pay and do honest work. We are proud to help support this project and now you can as well! Click on image for a close-up of the piggy. This pig is about 2.25 inches long.

This charming 7" full color, high quality plastic statue makes a great desk accessory. Also would complement a science themed chotchke shelf.

The Any Image Gel Mouse Pad lets you put the image or message of your choice on your mouse pad. The pad also features a gel wrist rest. The mouse pad is approximately 10-1/4 x 9 inches (26cm x 23cm)
Check out our Sample Images for ideas, or send us your own idea and/or artwork.
Please use the "Ordering Instructions, split shipments, etc." field on the order screen to tell us which image you want on the mouse pad. Please note -- the AnyImage products are NOT Returnable. They are a custom item made individually just for you.

The famous Madame Curie was a pioneer in the field of Chemistry and specifically radioactivity (a term she coined). She discovered two elements - radium and polonium, and won the Nobel Prize for Chemistry in 1911. The box is also a collector's item, featuring fun facts about the scientist and a full-color photo. Measures 7" tall. Test tube, base, and flask all glow in the dark. Not intended as a play toy for children. Click on image for a close-up.

This self-inking rubber stamp produces a blue box which outlines the text "Atheist Money." You can have great fun marking our precious currency, which was horribly defaced back in the 1950's by sly fundamentalists!!! Click on image for a close-up.

These guys been spewing crap out of their mouths for so long that we know you're "relieved" you have the opportunity to do the same! Imagine how happy your republican uncle we be when he finds his "favs" in your bathroom.

Here is our happy God to guard over your mouse with his noodly goodness. Our mouse pads features a "heavenly" gel wrist rest that makes using them as fun as looking at them!

This 5 x 5 inch (12.7 x 12.7 cm) rigid plastic placard comes with a suction cup for attachment to the inside of windows.

Gregor Mendel Crystal. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into a crystal. Whether you use it as a paperweight or an objet d'art, it is sure to make an impressive statement! For another view, click on the image. Arrives in satin lined box ready to gift. Dimensions: 2.5 x 2.5 x 3".

At 4" tall, Freud is just the right size for a finger puppet show! Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes a puppet makes a great learning tool! Magnetic, so he can watch over you from the filing cabinet in your cubicle...

The colorful label of this pill bottle says it all: Sarah Palin's Faith-Based Birth Control Pills are perfect for those who would rather pray and abstain than deal with Reality. No pills to swallow: The only thing you have to swallow is that Faith-Based bull! Bottle is filled with guilt sheet featuring a picture of Jesus with the reminder "Remember, Jesus is watching you have sex. Pray for forgiveness."

This keychain measures 3.25" in length and 1.75" in width. It is a stunning navy blue cloth with a gold threaded American Atheist Atom design on one side, and proudly declares "American Atheists" in white on the reverse. Sure to be noticed!