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Welcome to the page of stuff that didn't fall into a neat category. We have bumper sticker holders, Jesus dress-up magnets, license plates, mousepads... all kinds of cool gifts we think you'll love!
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Act-of-God Insurance Certificate
$5.00 Insurance against "Acts of God?" Our policy really does protect your emblem from acts of god and his minions. We will replace any emblem that suffers divine assault. Even better, framed and hanging on a wall, it makes a great conversation starter. (8.5 x 11 inches) Click on graphic for more information! |
Replacement Fish Feet (6-pack)$2.50 Has your evolved fish been the victim of a hate crime? Was it left limping with one or no legs? Fix it with new vinyl feet! We're now offering replacement legs for all your fish. In the event of deformity, or simply an evolutionary throwback, these feet will give your fish the mobility it needs. Sold in packs of six pairs, these attractive silver vinyl feet will fit snugly and permanently under any emblem. Simply peel 'em off and stick 'em on! |
Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) Keychain, Double Sided Blue $9.95 Here he is in all of his noodly goodness! This 2.5" diameter key chain features the classic FSM on both full-color sides. |
Burka, Handmade Replica Burqa Niqab
$49.66 Be the first on your block to get a Genuine Replica of an Afghan Burka ( Burqa )( Niqab ). Click on the picture for more details. It's great for protest events or a Halloween costume. And to get in lock-step with the Religious Right's plans for America. Try wearing this when you go for your next passport or driver's license picture. Then scream "religious freedom" when they refuse. Our broader line of Religious Comments might also please your taste.Click Here |
100 Percent Deity Free License Plate Frame$9.95 Our newest license plate frame states in no uncertain terms that the driver is nonreligious AND yet somehow, miraculously, "Good without God!" Be sure to choose whether you need the frame with space for the tags on the top or the bottom. |
If You Are Here to Share News About Jesus... We Are Not Home Door Mat$25.00 Here's a more humorous door mat for the proselytizers that come knocking at your door. At least this way they might catch a clue if you don't answer the door when they come knocking. This tough rubber-backed door mat is approx. 24" x 18" |
Gift CertificatesWe offer Gift Certificates in the amounts of $25 and $50. Just provide the receiver with the invoice number, have them call or place their order on our web site, and we'll honor their order.
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Dear Missionary Door Mat$25.00 Here's a considerate door mat for those folks unfortunate enough to live in areas frequented by proselytizers. The message is simple and clear. See if the proselytizers can get your message before they try to waste your time with theirs. This tough rubber-backed door mat is approx. 24" x 18" |
American Humanist License Plate$15.00 Here's a great way to show your support for the American Humanist Association. The license plate is made of aluminum and is ready to mount on your car. |
Darwin Metal License Plate$9.00 The DarwinFISH license place is the perfect adornment for your EVolvo (or any other vehicle!) in any one of those states not requiring a front license plate. |
 The Candy Store!Click here to visit our page of tasty treats. Many varieties of candy and mints, some on sale, lots of them in cool, collectible tins!
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 PatchesHere's our small but wonderfully eclectic selection of sew-on and iron on cloth patches. Warning! Not officially authorized for wear on military uniforms! |
Passport to OZ Notebook$4.00 This adorable 3.5" by 5" pocket sized, 64-page notebook has a beautiful glossy cover and lots of fun inside! Inside front cover requests true passport information, in both English and French, of course! And inside back cover features quotes from the original book. Sturdy and entertaining, this would make a great gift! |
Passport to Wonderland Notebook$4.00 This "Passport to Wonderland" is a 64-page notebook which features an intricate glossy image of the White Rabbit. The inside front cover requests typical passport information in both English and the official language of Wonderland, Gobbledygook. Inside back cover features the true wisdom of Wonderland, which is wiser than most realize! For example: "If you don't know where you're going, any road will get you there." Pocket notebook measures 3.5" by 5". |
Passport to Hell Notebook$4.00 This 64 page notebook offers a unique, hellacious cover! Its small size (only 3.5" by 5") makes it very portable, and its subject matter makes it very entertaining! Inside front cover requests typical passport information, and inside back cover offers fun quotes and proverbs. |
Passport to Garden of Eden Notebook$4.00 This clever little "passport" is actually a 64-page notebook. It measures 3.5" by 5" and is slim enough to fit easily in any pocket or purse. Perfect for little love notes too! Inside front cover asks for actual passport facts in both English and Aramaic. The inside back cover features fun quips that are sure to evoke smiles! |
Born Again Pagan Brown Mousepad with Gel Wrist Rest$15.00 Born Again Pagan Brown Mousepad with Gel Wrist Rest. Here's a new mousepad that celebrates the original Pagan computer users who designed Windows! And it's a good way of celebrating your own chosen path, e'er that be at home or at work. Printed in an earthy brown, with cool tree root-style lettering. |
Native American License Plate Frame
$10.95 Native American License Plate Frame. Now here's a frame for real Americans! Complete with two little turtle symbols, which are used by several tribes to indicate strength, fertility and perseverance. This frame fits around most standard US and Canadian license plates, but please tell us where your tags are using the drop-down menu! |
Coexist MIDI Adhesive Decal, Black$2.00 Coexist MIDI Adhesive Decal, Black. Here's another variation of the famous 'Coexist' design. Printed on a clear background, this one looks great on your car's rear window, or your laptop case! Dimensions: 7" x 2" |
Peace Swirl License Plate$15.00 This groove-adelic Peace Swirl License Plate can be displayed in many US states, where you are free to choose your own front plate for your vehicle. So choose choice, by choosing this swirly rainbow peace plate! Made of aluminum, dimensions; approx. 12" x 6" |
Any Image License Plate
$19.95 The Any Image License Plate gives you one more option for getting out what you want to say. Use your own message or use one from our wide selection of stickers, buttons or magnets (like the designs shown in the display image to the left). The license plate is made of aluminum and its dimensions are 12 x 6 inches (30.48 x 15.24 cm). Please click on the image for ordering instructions and more details. |
Playing Gods the game
$34.99 The earthly and divine realms meet in Playing Gods. Whether wreaking disasters of biblical proportions on innocent populations or bestowing providence and goodwill, the gods have ever made sport and pawns of mankind. Though possessing vast powers, the gods are jealous. Other gods, with their minor miracles and ridiculous rituals, diminish the glory and importance of the one true god – or so each of them believes! Click on the image for more details. For 2 - 5 players, ages 14 and up. |
Custom License Plate Frame
$15.00 Do bumper stickers alone not tell what you want to say? Now you can have any message of your choice placed on a custom license plate frame. Use your own message or use one from our wide selection of stickers, buttons or magnets (like the "Godless American" design shown in the display image to the left). Message area is 1-1/8" tall by 6-1/2" long. Please tell us where your license tags are using the drop-down menu! Please click on the image for ordering instructions and more details. |
Atheist License Plate$6.00 If you're lucky enough to live in a state that only requires one license plate, consider putting this on your car! High quality plastic license plate insert bears the U.S. government recognized symbol for atheism. If this is too "atomic" for you, you might consider a similar product with a Darwin fish...available right here on our site! |
Any Image Gel Base Mouse Pad$19.95 The Any Image Gel Mouse Pad lets you put the image or message of your choice on your mouse pad. The pad also features a gel wrist rest. The mouse pad is approximately 10-1/4 x 9 inches (26cm x 23cm) Check out our Sample Images for ideas, or send us your own idea and/or artwork. Please use the "Ordering Instructions, split shipments, etc." field on the order screen to tell us which image you want on the mouse pad. Please note -- the AnyImage products are NOT Returnable. They are a custom item made individually just for you. |
Atheist Money Rubber Stamp$17.50 This self-inking rubber stamp produces a black text block 1/4-inch (0.3cm) in height. You can have great fun marking our precious currency, which was horribly defaced back in the 1950's by sly fundamentalists!! |
Glenn and Rush Toilet Paper
$9.95 Oh, you know you want to...they've been spewing crap out of their mouths for so long that we know you're "relieved" you have the opportunity to do the same! |
Atheist On Board Window Placard$3.00 This 5 x 5 inch (12.7 x 12.7 cm) rigid plastic placard comes with a suction cup for attachment to the inside of windows. |
Evolving Darwin Play Set$9.95 Evolving Darwin Play Set. Here's a set of 5 action figures, from lizard through ape, primitive man, tool-user, all the way up to distinguished scientist! Kids will have fun tracing the rise of the Human race - it makes learning about nature and evolution a lot of fun! |
Sarah Palin's Faith-Based Birth Control Pills
$2.00 The colorful label of this pill bottle says it all. Sarah Palin's Faith-Based Birth Control Pills are perfect for those who would rather pray and abstain than deal with Reality. No pills to swallow: The only thing you have to swallow is that Faith-Based bullshit! Bottle is filled with guilt sheet featuring a picture of Jesus with the reminder "Remember, Jesus is watching you have sex. Pray for forgiveness." It's sure to work as well as the birth control method Sarah's daughter was on when she got pregnant. Order several and pass them out to your friends. |
The Pope's "Holy" Prophylactic (novelty condom)$5.00 Here's a Vatican-approved condom that's 100% hole-y! Pope Joey the Rat and his loyal hordes are vehemently anti-birth control, so here we proudly present this leaky prophylactic in his honor. Keep using these, and the empty seats in the back of your minivan will soon be occupied! |
Ten Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus Cozy
$5.00 The Ten Reasons Why Beer is Better than Jesus Can Cozy will help keep your beer cold on those hot summer days...or any day for that matter. This cool cozy feature an image of Jesus holding a bottle of beer as he too contemplates the reasons why beer is better than Jesus. It's sure to be a hit at your next party. Click the image for a list of the reasons. |
Believe In God Breath Spray$5.00 Believe In God Breath Spray. One heavenly little spritz, and you'll be converted instantly! This minty peppermint spray will give you all kinds of mysterious powers over those of little faith! |
Buddh-Its sticky notes$6.45 Buddh-Its sticky notes. What we think, we become... And now you can pass on your enlightening eastern wisdom with these mini Buddha-shaped sticky notes! |
Buddha Board Mini Gift Card - 5" x 5" $9.95 We saw these and decided they were wonderful, fun and relaxing. The Buddha Board Mini is an elegantly packaged 5-inch square "card" incorporating a "magic" painting surface that folds backward to create its own small easel stand. It comes with a brush and ten special occasion stickers (for birthdays, Christmas, romance, peace tranquility, joy and more) that senders can apply to personalize the cover. Made of thick plastic with a gloss finish. This is a wonderful gift for yourself or a friend! The Buddha Board is based on the Zen concept of living in the moment as the messages or images you paint on the "magic surface will slowly disappear as the water evaporates, leaving you with a clean slate. |
Top Ten Reasons Beer is Better than JesusIn the darkening last days of the twentieth century, a group of college students made a list of the "Top Ten Reasons Why Beer is Better than Jesus". We have edited this list a bit, and now offer it to you on a beer glass, or a sticker. The " Top Ten Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus" list we use is shown below. You can order a single glass, or a two glass package . (The shipping is crazy expensive, so we set it up to share the pain over two glasses.... we're sure you have a beer drinking buddy in need of enlightenment!) Top Ten Reasons why Beer is Better Than Jesus 10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer. Top 10 Reasons Pint Glass (single glass) $8.00 [Order] [Checkout] Top 10 Reasons Sticker.( see it here) $2.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
Bumper Sticker Holder - suction cup
$5.00 Bumper Sticker Holder - suction cup. Here's our brand new bumper sticker holder. Made of very high quality 10-gauge UV resistant vinyl, with 4 suction cups to attach it firmly inside your car windows. Now you can easily change your sticker any time you want! Dimensions: approx. 11" x 3" Manufactured in the United States. |
Commandments Sticky Notes Booklet$6.49 Commandments Sticky Notes Booklet. A little book of stone tablet notes headed: "Thou Shalt" and "Thou Shalt Not!" These make the perfect righteous reminders for all those onerous tasks we all love to forget. Dimensions: approx. 3-1/4" x 4-1/4" |
Commemorative Obama Plate, 8 inch diameter$14.50 Commemorative Obama Plate, 8 inch diameter. Featuring a colorful portrait on a fine ceramic plate, this pays a beautiful tribute to history in the making. The words 44th President of the United States, with inauguration date and Obama's signature, appear within the photo. A wonderful addition to any collection. |
Darwin Postcard
Here's a 'modern art' postcard of Charles Darwin. It's incredibly detailed, so click on the image for a closer look. Dimensions: 5-3/4" x 4-1/4" Single Card $0.50 Pack of 5 Cards $2.00 |
Deluxe Jesus Action Figure$12.00 This Deluxe Jesus action figure comes complete with hands that glow of holy power, five loaves of bread and two fish, and a mug of water just waiting to be turned to wine. He's set up for a feeding frenzy. |
DNA Blinker Pull$4.00 The DNA Blinker Pull has a colorful, twisted double-helix that blinks on and off. You can use this as a zipper pull, a keychain, or even put it on your luggage to identify it more easily. These do not use any batteries - they have a tiny solar cell which uses ambient light alone. |
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