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Welcome to the page of stuff that didn't fall into a neat category. We have bumper sticker holders, Jesus dress-up magnets, license plates, mousepads... all kinds of cool gifts we think you'll love!
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FSM Keychain Silver Finish$15.00 Here He is in all His noodly glory! Keychain measures a full 3" in length; the FSM token measures 1.5" x .5". |
Tree of Life/Peace Tattoos
$3.00 Tree of Life/Peace Symbol Celtic Design Tattoos. Great for kids of all ages, these highly illustrated temporary tattoos make a unique fashion statement! This pack features a Celtic knotwork peace symbol and tree of life design, each measuring 2 1/8" in diameter. There is also a line design with a triquetra in the center; this one measures 4 1/4" long by 3/4" wide and would be great for upper arms, ankles, and wrists. Four small brown floral appliques complete the package. Click on image for a close up of the amazing designs!. |
H1N1 Virus Crystal Optical Cube$39.95 Ever wondered what the H1N1 virus really looks like? Wonder no more since here it is presented artistically as a beautiful virus. You can see the shape with the receptor sites sticking out. The protein coat is obvious - just a wonderful example of what this nasty virus really looks like. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. At 3" square, it makes a convenient paperweight. Any who sees this magnificent sculpture will be instantly drawn to it's beauty. One of a kind, this is something you will fall in love with at first sight. Order Checkout |
Striped Helix DNA Tie
$12.00 Three dimensional striped DNA helix tie. This tie has vibrant blue hues with a helix that truly stands out! Black and blue stripes with a blue helix which fades out on the top and bottom. Great gift for a science lover! |
Peace Symbol Tattoos
$3.00 Peace Symbol/Flower Tattoos. Temporary tattoos are popular with kids of all ages! These designs are full colored with a multitude of appliques. There are two peace symbols, measuring 1 5/8" and 2 1/8". The peace word measures 3" long by 1/2" wide, and there are four yellow flowers also included. Click on image for a close up of the amazing designs!. |
Mystic Mandala Tattoos
$3.00 Mystic Mandala Tattoos. Temporary tattoos are very popular right now and easy to apply and remove! This particular design is known as a mandala, which means circle in Sanskrit. Known in Hindu and Buddhist circles, it symbolizes a wheel within a wheel representing wholeness and the infinity of our universe. They are often used with meditation, and the "still center" is supposed to bring peace to the viewer. Four designs measures 1 1/4", and one measures 2". Click on image for a close up of the amazing designs!. |
Pirate Fish in its Natural Habitat, License Plate$15.00 Pirate Fish License Plate. For states that do not require a front plate, this humorous Pirate Fish makes a stunning option! It shows our boney, aged lil matey in the vast ocean waters he so often travels and pillages. Perfect for FSM fans! |
Human Chromosome Crystal Optical Cube
$49.95 This is an optical cube of human chromosomes. This 80 mm x 80 mm (3.2 inches) solid glass cube contains as 46 human chromosomes. It is very heavy. The only one of its kind anywhere This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. At 3" square, it makes a convenient paperweight. Any who sees this magnificent sculpture will be instantly drawn to it's beauty. One of a kind, this is something you will fall in love with at first sight. This is modeled after actual scanning electron microscope (SEM) images of human chromsomes. These are the real thing. Click on the name or picture for more details. Order Checkout |
DNA Molecule Display Crystal Optical Cube$35.95 An optically perfect crystal cube with a 3-dimensional DNA molecule etched into the center. The Self-Replicating Molecule DNA's structure is shown here, giving the location of the atoms and bonding in the two sugar-phosphate backbones and the central bases. Hydrogen bonds hold the bases (rungs) together. About thirty five base pairs are shown, which is a tiny fragment of a real gene. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. At 1.25" square by 3 3/4" tall it makes a convenient paperweight. This has many uses, perfect as a gift, great for classroom demonstrations, even better to just enjoy this work of art. This comes in a great presentation box. Order Checkout |
Boycott Koch Brothers Activist Pack
$9.95 Action-packed fun for the hands on activist! The Koch brothers represent everything that is wrong in this country. Rich white guys who want less government, less regulation, more god and even more poor people! They are not only major contributors to the Tea Party, but are the movement's initial funding source! Click the title to get more information. |
Wholesale Package # 1 for $50
$50.00 This is a small collection of stuff worth about $100 retail. Order Checkout |
Replacement Fish Feet (6-pack)$2.50 Has your evolved fish been the victim of a hate crime? Was it left limping with one or no legs? Fix it with new vinyl feet! We're now offering replacement legs for all your fish. In the event of deformity, or simply an evolutionary throwback, these feet will give your fish the mobility it needs. Sold in packs of six pairs, these attractive silver vinyl feet will fit snugly and permanently under any emblem. Simply peel 'em off and stick 'em on! |
Get Out of Hell Free Card $2.00 The perfect retort for sanctimonious busybodies concerned about the ultimate disposition of your soul! Packet of 10 cards. |
Get Out of Hell Free Stamp Sheet
$1.50 A sheet of 25 self-adhesive "Get Out of Hell Free" stamps, suitable for jazzing up your mailing envelopes. (Word to the wise: not valid for postage!) Individual stamp dimensions: 3/4 x 1/2 inches (1.9cm x 1.3cm). Click on picture for stamp detail. |
Rick Perry Toilet Paper
$10.50 Yay! It is finally here! The words of the evangelical lunatic, tea party favorite Rick Perry(Parry for you Colbert fans!)are now where they belong: on toilet paper! Wipe your ass with his face or TP your tea party neighbor's house with it! Click on image to see a close up of the ridiculous quotes that come on the roll! |
Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) Keychain, Double Sided Blue $9.95 Here he is in all of his noodly goodness! This 2.5" diameter key chain features the classic FSM on both full-color sides. |
Jesus Bandages$5.00 Jesus Bandages! Here is America's latest healthcare revolution. Tape a messianic band-aid over your boo-boo or owy, and miraculous healing processes will occur. Also contains a cute little Jesus pen-topper! |
Plastic "Get Out of Hell Free" wallet card$4.00 A personal salvation card guaranteeing your soul's escape from (un)holy damnation. Carry it around in your wallet or purse - you never know when you might need it! Made from tough plastic, the same size and shape as a regular credit card. 3-3/8" x 2-1/8" |
Hemp Leaf symbol $4.00 It's Harry the Happy Hemp Leaf, all Hopped up on Happiness. Endorse what you believe in with two 3 inch stickers, a 5 inch sticker, or our monster 13 inch sticker. Available in Black, White, and of course a beautiful Green. |
Wholesale Package #2 for $100
$100.00 Package #2 includes everything in package 1 and a lot more. Click title to see everything in it. Order Checkout |
Monkey Bobble Head Sculpture
$9.95 This fellow primate is the cutest little sculpture we've seen! An icon of the evolutionary process, it is the perfect gift for children and adults alike, especially those leaning towards science and reason. Monkey statue is cast in quality designer resin, then meticulously hand painted to capture every detail. Sculpture measures 4" high and comes on a pedestal base. Not intended as a toy for children, merely an objet d'art and/or educational tool. Click on image for a close-up. |
Sir Isaac Newton Bobble Head Sculpture
$24.95 We are proud to offer this exquisitely hand crafted sculpture of one of the world's most famous physicists. Cast in quality polyresin and then hand painted, it is a proud addition to any collection or curio. The box is also a collector's item, featuring fun facts about the scientist and a full-color photo. This 7" tall bobblehead statue showcases Newton holding his famous book, the Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica, the legendary apple, and an informative pedestal base. A great gift for any scientist or progressive thinker, as well as an educational toy for children. Not intended as a play toy for children. Click on image for a close-up. |
Wholesale Package #3 for $150
$150.00 Get everything in the wholesale packages 1 and 2, and much more. Click title for a list of everything in package #3. Order Checkout |
Shoulder Bag, FSM Creating Man
$29.95 "Touched by His Noodly Appendage" The neoclassic image of His Noodlyness creating Man is now immortalized on a stylish shoulder bag! Bag makes a great tote, purse, laptop case, or man bag. Black weather resistant vinyl with an adjustable strap from 22" to 46". Small interior side pocket with zippered top; bag measures 12" by 8" and expands 4". Click on image for a close up of the design, which matches our FSM Creating Man License Plate, which you can see here. |
Don’t Believe Everything You Think, License Plate$15.00 Don't Believe Everything You Think License Plate. A play on words that will make people...well...stop and think! Great for those states that don't require a front license plate. |
Heaven or Hell? sticky notes$6.45 Heaven or Hell? sticky notes. Here's a useful little book of sticky notes, listing the 7 Deadly Sins and the 7 Heavenly Virtues. Are you gonna be good or bad today?! Dimensions: approx. 3-1/4" x 4-1/4" |
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