Package #2 includes everything in Package #1 and a lot more. Click the title to see more information.

Here's a great retro-looking patch for your backpack, pants, or about anyplace. Is it the two-fingered peace sign, or the old 'V' for Victory symbol?
Dimensions: 3" x 2" (7.6cm x 5.1cm)

Dreamcatchers are an authentic American Indian tradition, from the Ojibway (Chippewa) tribe. They can be hung above the bed, in a window, etc. The prayer beads in the web trap bad dreams while good dreams seep through the web. And for those of you who are curious... we tried, George W. was not just a bad dream.
Our dreamcatchers are handmade which makes each one a little different, but the photo is a nice representation of the one you will receive.
Dimensions: 2-3/4 inches diameter, 9 inches length.

Two centuries of American history on a coffee mug! This mug features 29 campaign slogans from various past Presidents. An interesting coffee time conversation piece for anyone who appreciates American history!

This is the condom that's guaranteed to make you say "whoops!" Each flavored, dual-colored, hole-ridden condom is absolutely, 100% useless in preventing pregnancy and safeguarding against STDs! Thus making about as much sense as Sarah Palin herself!

NO LONGER AVAILABLE. Wash Away your Sins Mini Soap Bar 1.4 oz. With its subtle blend of Somalian Frankincense, Indonesian Nutmeg and ginger, this little bar of soap smells great, is guaranteed to wash away guilt and it works on all of the 7 deadly sins!

Great for a window display, heckling republicans, or any Democratic event! Heavy duty cardboard is available in two colors; choose from either a blue or ivory (click on image of blue sign to view). Meaures 11" x 17."

Support President Obama with these awesome peppermints. Next time someone asks you for a mint, hand them a "YES WE CANDY" with Obama's smiling face! He may be controversial, times may be difficult, but you still stand with the man who is fighting hard to change the country! Net weight is .4 oz; tin measures 1.75".

Attending a tea party rally will definitely leave a bad taste in your mouth! It will take a strong mint to take it away. Try our "After the Tea Party" mints to help get that "what-the-hell just happened?!" aftertaste out of your mouth! Tin measures 1.75" square.

Einstein's Relatively Strong Mints. Even if you haven't won a Nobel Prize for physics, these peppermints will awaken the forward-thinking scientist in you! Besides, we always thought that E=MC2 meant Eat More Candy - twice as much! Tin measures 1.75" square by .5" high.

Anti-Gravity Mints. Just one of these sharp little peppermints will have you believing you can fly like a super-hero! No more waiting for hours in crowded departure lounges, just take off on your own and fly, fly away! Tin measures 1.75" square.

While this may appear to be a replica of da Vinci's famous portrait of the Last Supper, closer inspection will reveal that it is actually composed of some of the greatest minds of all time! Click on the image for a list of who is depicted in this work - only after you try to guess them for yourself! Poster measures 17" x 11". This image is also available as a magnet, or T-Shirt...

Atheists can celebrate the real reason for the season - Science! And this ornament features the logo leader of the Freethought movement, Richard Dawkins, in a festive hat. Comes ready for the tree, review mirror, or wall with a ribbon hanger. Click on image for a close up of the full-color design!

For anyone who is sick and tired of the "Jesus is the Reason for the Season" nonsense, here is the plain truth - Axial Tilt is the reason for the season! The position of the sun in relation to the Earth has been celebrated since the time of Ancient Egypt. Glass ornament comes ready for the tree, review mirror, or wall with a ribbon hanger. Measures 2.75" x 3.5". Click on image for a close-up of the design.

Telling an Atheist they're Going to Hell is like telling an Adult they wont be getting any Gifts from Santa. Perfect for your Freethinking holiday gathering or any time of the year! Check the more info page for a closer look!

Our quality glass ornament celebrates Yule, and the rebirth of the Sun! (When those silly Christians adopted the Pagan holiday as their own they kept the slogan the same, just changed the meaning - to Son - in an attempt to convert others.) Measures 2.75" x 3.5". Click on image for a close-up of the design.

This clever little "passport" is actually a 64-page notebook. It measures 3.5" by 5" and is slim enough to fit easily in any pocket or purse. Perfect for little love notes too! Inside front cover asks for actual passport facts in both English and Aramaic. The inside back cover features fun quips that are sure to evoke smiles!

This adorable 3.5" by 5" pocket sized, 64-page notebook has a beautiful glossy cover and lots of fun inside! Inside front cover requests true passport information, in both English and French, of course! And inside back cover features quotes from the original book. Sturdy and entertaining, this would make a great gift!

A handcrafted aromatherapy soap containing an infusion of hemp oil with soybean protein along with coconut, palm, and safflower oils. Staffer Sheila loves the shape; the soap fits so easily in the hand and doesn't slip! It's got great lather and a pleasant, but not overwhelming, scent. Bars are 5.5 ounces each. Click on image for more info.

Ancient Creature Cards. Every creature from the Giant Timeline gets its own large card with illustrations, fun facts, size comparison figures, and more. Total of 67 high quality cards. Card dimensions: 5-1/2" by 8-1/2"

Giant Timeline Poster. This giant 18-foot long poster features 67 strange and wonderful creatures from the fossil record, arranged on sea, land and sky, with pronunciation guides. It details six major extinctions and 12 geological periods. Very detailed! Also comes with a 16 page activity guide. Tani, our 10-year old product tester, says this is an AWESOME game!

Flying Spaghetti Monster License Plate Frame. Aaaarrgghh! Here be a great way to dress up your own road-going pirate galleon. Enrage your local fundies at the stop lights by declaring your Pastafarian faith! No sign of being saved by God or Jesus here, just a Noodly statement of a 21st century lifestyle (and diet). Click on the image to see the frame in situ.

Ban Coulter Toilet Paper. Are you tired of seeing the toxic blond on TV news shows, spouting her endless lies and hatred? Here's the perfect antidote. Wipe away all of her right-wing insanity with one clean sweep! (just watch out for those venomous fangs)

This "Passport to Wonderland" is a 64-page notebook which features an intricate glossy image of the White Rabbit. The inside front cover requests typical passport information in both English and the official language of Wonderland, Gobbledygook. Inside back cover features the true wisdom of Wonderland, which is wiser than most realize! For example: "If you don't know where you're going, any road will get you there." Pocket notebook measures 3.5" by 5".

So many of us put up holiday trees or know folks that do that we're offering a full range of ornaments! Now you too can express your Freethought/Atheist beliefs. Comes ready for the tree, review mirror, or wall with a gold hanger. Measures almost 3" in diameter. Click on image for a close up of the full-color design!