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Welcome to the page of stuff that didn't fall into a neat category. We have bumper sticker holders, Jesus dress-up magnets, Impeachmints, finger puppets... all kinds of cool gift stuff we think you'll love!

On Board With Obama Signs $5.00 On Board With Obama Signs. Here are two bright colorful signs for the back window of your car. These stick on with a suction cup, so they can easily be removed for cleaning. Choose from the diamond shape (5" x 5"), or the oval shape (4" x 6")	Patron Saint of Parking Car Air Freshener $3.00 Patron Saint of Parking Car Air Freshener. St Otto is the mythical figure who watches over those in search of the last parking space in town. And here he is, cuddling his old blue Cavalier - which now has an exotic citrus scent! [Order] [Checkout]	Pavlov's Dog Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet $5.95 Pavlov's Pet Puppy in Puppet Parallel. Pavlov's dog wants to go home to you. He is just salivating for the chance! Pavlov's dog for your fridge, file cabinet, or finger. Irrisistably soft. Adopt one today! [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart]
Peace Products Peace products are popular again as our "War President" seeks to make his mark on history. Check out our line of products that promote your message of peace. Peace, Back by Popular Demand!	Schrodinger's Cat Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet $5.95 Schrodinger's Cat, wanted dead and alive, for your finger or metal surface. This may be the same theory in play with Iraq's weapons of mass destruction... we can't observe them we can't be sure, are they there or not? We know they used to be there... because we supplied them! [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart]	Pirate Adhesive Bandages $5.00 Pirate Adhesive Bandages. Here's a tin of 25 useful little skull and crossbones band aids. These might save your life if you've just lost a limb in a swordfight on the high seas! Aaaarrgghh!! [Order] [Checkout]
Pirate Choker $4.50 Pirate Choker. These skull and crossbones chokers are 16-1/2" long, and come with hook clasps. Each one is a slightly different design, and they are the perfect gift for that crazy Cap'n Hook wannabe in your family! [Order] [Checkout]	Police Badge Car Air Freshener $3.00 Police Badge Car Air Freshener. For that traditional freshly-baked doughnut aroma we always associate with officers of the law. This will always bring back memories of the last time you were arrested, and driven down to the local PD. That police cruiser is mostly used as a doughnut delivery vehicle! [Order] [Checkout]	Presidential Special! Obama Mug and Plate $19.50 Presidential Special! Obama Mug and Plate SAVE! Commemorative Event! Get one mug and one matching 8 inch plate for one low price! Save $5 on the set. Get 'em while they're here! [Order] [Checkout]
Replacement Fish Feet (6-pack) $2.50 Has your evolved fish been the victim of a hate crime? Was it left limping with one or no legs? Fix it with new vinyl feet! We're now offering replacement legs for all your fish. In the event of deformity, or simply an evolutionary throwback, these feet will give your fish the mobility it needs. Sold in packs of six pairs, these attractive silver vinyl feet will fit snugly and permanently under any emblem. Simply peel 'em off and stick 'em on! [Order] [Checkout]	ResErection Light Switch Cover $10.00 Turn on Jesus when you turn on the lights! The ResErection light switch cover gives a whole new meaning to the saying "Jesus arose!" The switch cover fits over most US-standard light switches, is made of metal and comes with two screws for mounting(!) [Order] [Checkout]	Right to Choose License Plate, Yellow $20.00 An American style license plate that promotes our Right to Choose in opposition to the frighteningly common anti reproductive health plates. This is modeled on the Florida state plate that pictures two smiley faced children. Plate produced by Atheists of Florida. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart]
Rosie Action Figure $9.00 Rosie the Riveter is no ordinary gal! Her image was used to promote the Women Ordinance Workers (WOWS) during World War II. Her confident declaration of "We can do it!" inspired millions of women to drop their brooms and pick up rivet guns and wrenches. The WOWS didn't know it at the time, but they blazed the trail for women in the workplace and set the stage for the women's rights movement. [Order] [Checkout]	Saint Anne Patron of Lost Objects figure ~~$6.00~~ $5.00 Price reduced!! Lost your keys / cellphone / wallet? Invoke the unearthly power of Saint Anne to help you locate those missing valuables! She's also a very busy protector of miners, broommakers, grandparents and old clothes dealers! She stands 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall on her little platform, has a removable backdrop and a glowing halo!Great gift for those who "would lose their head if it wasn't attached" to the rest of them. [Order] [Checkout]	Go Ahead Step On Them, Bush Cheney Door Mat ~~$28.10~~ $23.00 Price reduced!! You know you'd like nothing better than to watch your guests and visitors wipe their feet on the faces of Bush and Cheney. Now is your chance! This tough rubber-backed door mat is approx. 24" x 18" "Go ahead, step on them. They've been stepping on you since 2000." [Order] [Checkout]
Social Security - ""If It Ain't Not Broken"" Sign $1.00 Post this sign wherever you want to express your displeasure with Bush's assault on Social Security. Dimensions: 8-1/2 x 11. Printed on a heavy weight paper. [Order] [Checkout]	Social Security if Not Broken Cards, pack of 10 $2.00 Here's an easy way to spread the word against Bush's attempted Social Security piracy. These cards are great for handing out everywhere. The front of card says "If it ain't broke...Don't Privatize it!" The back lists 5 things to know about Social Security: 1. Social Security is not going bankrupt, contrary to the President's claims. 2. George Bush's scam would pay for private accounts by making massive cuts to future retiree's benefits. 3. Privatization means trillions of dollars of new national debt. 4. The Republican scam would turn a guaranteed benefit into a guaranteed gamble. 5. We all agree that Social Security should be strengthened for the future. Comes as a pack of ten cards. [Order] [Checkout]	Clear Background Stickers These stickers are made to fit on our Fish Car Topper. However, some people like placing these clear-background stickers on windows and other places. So, we have made them available separately. They stick from the back just like a standard sticker.
Tea Light Holder, various colors $19.00 Peace Symbol Tea Light Holder. Here are some cool new ornaments that look great in a darkened room with the candle flickering behind them. These are highly polished Brazilian agates, standing on a 3" dia wooden base, with the standard size tea light behind the rock slice. Each one is a different color, from greens, blues or orange, to pinks and purples. Perfect for an indoor peace vigil or yoga session! Stands approx. 3-1/4" tall.	The Brights Movement A Bright is defined as a person whose worldview is naturalistic (free of supernatural and mystical elements). We carry a line of items that feature the new Brights logo. Click on the image to check out these items and to learn more about the Brights Movement.	Create a Commie $5.00 Creat a Commie. Here's your chance to be artistic, comrades! Just move the metal shavings around with the magnetic wand to restyle the hair around the generic red face, and you'll quickly make your own instant Commie! What - no Hugo Chavez or Dennis Kucinich? [Order] [Checkout]
Vote Repooplican car air freshener $3.00 Vote Repooplican car air freshener. This vital new auto accessory is guaranteed to rid your ride of the stench left behind by your sweaty right-wing relative. Ahhh, smell that freshness! [Order] [Checkout]	Wash Away Your Sins Breath Spray $5.00 Merciful Mint Breath Spray... for Liars, Cheaters and Wrong-Doers..."Commune with Confidence". What can we say? Another great product to Wash Away Sins use lightly for foul mouth and generously for bigger sins! [Order] [Checkout]	Wash Away Your Sins Lip Balm $5.50 Just the thing for a young student trying to convince a desired partner that they shouldn't worry about an imaginary god. Just a little of this balm and the sin of a kiss is wiped away. We taste-tested it and it truly is "cheap red wine flavor" just like the package promises! [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart]
Wash Away Your Sins Mini Soap Bar (1.4 oz) $2.00 Wash Away your Sins Mini Soap Bar 1.4 oz. With its subtle blend of Somalian Frankincense, Indonesian Nutmeg and ginger, this little bar of soap smells great, is guaranteed to wash away guilt and it works on all of the 7 deadly sins! [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart]	Catholic Totem Bishop, Pedophillic $120.00 Catholic Totem complete with "blind" bishop, pedophilic priest and alter boy! This great totem is handmade by Mimi and Michael Morelli. Mimi and Michael are the artists and crafters of a full series of masks (see the Big Hair'd Evangelical Preacher and the American Politician). These are carved from recycled high-density fiberboard overlaid with latex, plaster and acrylic. Very Limited edition, only 2 ever made.... each is signed and dated. Totem stands 25 inches tall (63.5 cm). [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart]	Cute as Hell Bar of Lemon Soap $8.00 Cute as Hell Bar of Lemon Soap. Here's a lemon-fresh 4.5 oz / 128g bar of soap that will purify your thoughts and deeds all day long. This bar has built-in 'space-age' massaging nodules, which make bath time even more fun! [Order] [Checkout]
Wash Away Your Sins Towelettes $1.00 Towelette - Can't wait to get home to dispense of your sins? Carry a few antibacterial, sin-killing moist towelettes with you. Wipe sins away the instant they occur. No more waiting. Perfect for the Hypo-sin-driac. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart]	Wash Away Your Sins Towelettes (6 pack) $5.75 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart]	Cute as Hell Lip Balm $5.00 Cute as Hell Lip Balm. Perfect for when your smile needs that extra devilish gleam! Contains all-natural pomegranate, beeswax and olive oil - yummy! [Order] [Checkout]
What God Has Revealed to Man $0.50 For thousands of years people have sought insight from beyond the natural, physical world. Countless prayers, quests, crusades, wars and pogroms have been offered and waged in pursuit of, or due to, "God's revealed knowledge." Now...the waiting is over! Here it is, all of the knowledge that God has bestowed upon humankind. This is the expanded and revised edition that presents all 4 pages of revealed knowledge. No library is complete without it! [Order] [Checkout]	Customized Checkbook Cover $18.00 Carry the message of your choice on your checkbook cover. It sends a message every time you use your checkbook in public to make a payment. The checkbook cover features four pockets for credit cards, two cash pouches, and of course a place for your checkbook. The images at the left are samples for your consideration, but feel free to describe the image you would prefer. (Some restrictions apply on images that carry a trademark or copyright.) Please tell us which Design/Words you want on your checkbook cover in the 'Ordering Instructions' box in the Shopping Cart. [Order] [Checkout]	Yo God! Products Page How many times have we heard it said, "Oh, Lord, give me a sign!" Alas, too often the reply is vague and ambiguous: the phone rings at an opportune time, a feather falls from out of the blue, a water stain appears that resembles a religious image. We all want to know if God exists; maybe He just needs a reliable method to let us know He's here. The Yo-God! Detector gives God a way to send a simple, unambiguous message of His presence. Click on image for the full list of Yo God! products.
Crystal Clear Atheism 2007 Convention Official Tote Bag ~~$12.00~~ $8.95 Price reduced!! Crystal Clear Atheism 2007 Convention Official Tote Bag. We found a few of these strong cotton tote bags left over from the event, but hurry - once they're gone, they're gone forever! Click on the image to see the list of event speakers. Dimensions: 15" x 15" [Order] [Checkout]	Bush-its Sticky Notes Booklet ~~$6.49~~ $3.00 Price reduced!! Bush-its Sticky Notes Booklet. Memo Accomplished! These little notes make perfect stocking-stuffers for someone who wants to say something really stoopid. Dimensions: approx. 3-1/4" x 4-1/4" [Order] [Checkout]	Bush Toilet Paper ~~$9.50~~ $7.50 Price reduced!! Now you can express your dissatisfaction with George W Bush in the most suitable style imaginable. He's been doling out the BS to all of us since he stole the 2000 and 2004 elections, so now here's something to wipe away eight disastrous years or war, lies, looting and madness. [Order] [Checkout]
American Politician - Handcrafted Wall Hanging Mask $65.00 This American Politician has gone to the trough a few times too many! This great mask is handmade by Mimi and Michael Morelli. Mimi and Michael are the artists and crafters of a full series of masks (see the Big Hair'd Evangelical Preacher and the Catholic Totem). These masks are carved from recycled high-density fiberboard overlaid with latex, plaster and acrylic. Each is handmade, signed and dated. Mask is 12 inches tall (30.5 cm). This is art... its way too heavy to wear. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart]	Dreamcatchers - White Leather $14.00 Dreamcatchers - White Leather. This is a very rare one, made in white leather! Dimensions: 2 inches diameter, 5 inches length. [Order] [Checkout]	Dreamcatcher - Keychain $9.00 This particular dreamcatcher is a keychain. So you can take it anywhere you drive! Dimensions: 2 inches diameter, 5 inches length. [Order] [Checkout]
Election 2004 Cards and Game $7.00 This fun-packed parody of the Republican Party includes: - 52 cards and 3 jokers. - Full color caricatures of Republican Party honchos and their supporters. - Satirical write-ups that spoof these public figures. - A game in which participants compete against each other (and President Bush) to collect votes in four electoral returns [Order] [Checkout]	I'm Your Man Hillary Car Freshener ~~$3.00~~ $1.99 Price reduced!! I'm Your Man Hillary Car Freshener. America needs a fresh start after 8 years of Bush / Cheney, so here's a great Hillary Clinton air freshener to sweep away the bad smell of conservatism. She'll make your own personal Presidential limousine far more inviting for your passengers! [Order] [Checkout]	Soldier Bush Beans $1.00 Soldier Bush Bean seeds are a shelling bean that's ideal for ending up in the soup. Use to create stewing conflicts, simmering resentments and boiling mad enemies. Also makes a powerul dip. Package contains 2 grams of Soldier Bush Bean seeds. [Order] [Checkout]

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