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Welcome to the page of stuff that didn't fall into a neat category. We have bumper sticker holders, Jesus dress-up magnets, Impeachmints, finger puppets... all kinds of cool gift stuff we think you'll love!
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Any Image License Plate
$19.95 The Any Image License Plate gives you one more option for getting out what you want to say. Use your own message or use one from our wide selection of stickers, buttons or magnets (like the designs shown in the display image to the left). The license plate is made of aluminum and its dimensions are 12 x 6 inches (30.48 x 15.24 cm). Please click on the image for ordering instructions and more details. [Order] [Checkout] |
Freedom is the Distance Flag$12.00 Our popular Freedom is the Distance design is now available on a flag, just in time for this summer's parades and celebrations. Order yours now for this year's Independence Day celebrations. The flag is made of polyester, measures 12 x 17 inches (30.5 x 43.2 cm) and comes on a 24-inch (61 cm) stick. Image is printed on one side of flag. |
Social Security if Not Broken Cards, pack of 10$2.00 Here's an easy way to spread the word against Bush's attempted Social Security piracy. These cards are great for handing out everywhere. The front of card says "If it ain't broke...Don't Privatize it!" The back lists 5 things to know about Social Security: 1. Social Security is not going bankrupt, contrary to the President's claims. 2. George Bush's scam would pay for private accounts by making massive cuts to future retiree's benefits. 3. Privatization means trillions of dollars of new national debt. 4. The Republican scam would turn a guaranteed benefit into a guaranteed gamble. 5. We all agree that Social Security should be strengthened for the future. Comes as a pack of ten cards. [Order] [Checkout] |
Social Security - ""If It Ain't Not Broken"" Sign$1.00 Post this sign wherever you want to express your displeasure with Bush's assault on Social Security. Dimensions: 8-1/2 x 11. Printed on a heavy weight paper. [Order] [Checkout] |
Soldier Bush Beans
$1.00 Soldier Bush Bean seeds are a shelling bean that's ideal for ending up in the soup. Use to create stewing conflicts, simmering resentments and boiling mad enemies. Also makes a powerul dip. Package contains 2 grams of Soldier Bush Bean seeds. [Order] [Checkout] |
What God Has Revealed to Man$0.50 For thousands of years people have sought insight from beyond the natural, physical world. Countless prayers, quests, crusades, wars and pogroms have been offered and waged in pursuit of, or due to, "God's revealed knowledge." Now...the waiting is over! Here it is, all of the knowledge that God has bestowed upon humankind. This is the expanded and revised edition that presents all 4 pages of revealed knowledge. No library is complete without it! [Order] [Checkout] |
Bush Cards Update stickersAre your Bush Cards getting out of date? Can't keep up with all the resignations and investigations? unsure of who's in and who's out? you are not alone. Now you can keep your Bush Cards as current as the daily paper and have fun at the same time. Features stickers for almost all situations. [Order] [Checkout] |
Election 2004 Cards and Game
$7.00 This fun-packed parody of the Republican Party includes: - 52 cards and 3 jokers. - Full color caricatures of Republican Party honchos and their supporters. - Satirical write-ups that spoof these public figures. - A game in which participants compete against each other (and President Bush) to collect votes in four electoral returns [Order] [Checkout] |
Nancy Pearl Librarian Action Figure$9.00 She should be everyone's heroine (our apologies for all those male librarians out there)! Librarians are always standing up for our rights...even when they are 'shushing' us. This is a definite must-have for every librarian you know... and maybe for a few folks you wish would shush-up and read. Her name is Nancy Pearl and she comes complete with her own action figure trading card, bookmark and stack of books. Nancy stands just under 5" tall and has a realistic push-button 'shushing' action! Possibly the most fun you'll ever have with a librarian (I know a few and they will make me pay late fees for saying that). [Order] [Checkout] |
HumanLight Candle$10.00 A white votive candle sits inside this frosted glass vessel, which is 2-1/2" (6.35 cm) high and 1-3/4" (4.45cm) in diameter. Light up the winter darkness with HumanLight ambiance! Made in the USA! Go to HumanLight.Org for more information. [Order] [Checkout] |
Evolve Mirror
$1.50 This handy pocket mirror can be used for applying makeup, signaling to rescuers, peeking around corners...and all sorts of other things as well. Diameter: 2 inches (5.08 cm). Click on picture for another view! [Order] [Checkout] |
Texas Homegrown Dope Seeds$1.00 These are head lettuce seeds, and if planted may sprout to produce a vegetable with an uncanny resemblance to the current "President Designee", both in intellectual terms and in the green color of money. (Package contains 10 seeds.) [Order] [Checkout] |
Right to Choose License Plate, Yellow$20.00 An American style license plate that promotes our Right to Choose in opposition to the frighteningly common anti reproductive health plates. This is modeled on the Florida state plate that pictures two smiley faced children. Plate produced by Atheists of Florida. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
 Gay & Lesbian ProductsWe broadened our inventory especially for this summer's local Pride activities, and now we offer these GLBT-themed items on our website! |
 Get Out of Hell Free Products PageThis series is the perfect retort for sanctimonious busybodies concerned about the ultimate disposition of your soul! Click here to see the full list of Get Out of Hell Free products. |
 PatchesA small but eclectic selection of cloth patches. Warning! Not authorized for wear on military uniforms! |
 Peace ProductsPeace products are popular again as our "War President" seeks to make his mark on history. Check out our line of products that promote your message of peace. Peace, Back by Popular Demand! |
 Sin Cleaner Products PageJust right to reassure a worried Mom that you are able to keep your soul from corruption!! Our Sin Cleansing (r)(tm) products are much cheaper and less restrictive than those offered by major religions. Click here to see the full list of Sin Cleansing (r)(tm) products. |
 Yo God! Products PageHow many times have we heard it said, "Oh, Lord, give me a sign!" Alas, too often the reply is vague and ambiguous: the phone rings at an opportune time, a feather falls from out of the blue, a water stain appears that resembles a religious image. We all want to know if God exists; maybe He just needs a reliable method to let us know He's here. The Yo-God! Detector gives God a way to send a simple, unambiguous message of His presence. Click on image for the full list of Yo God! products. |
Rosie Action Figure$9.00 Rosie the Riveter is no ordinary gal! Her image was used to promote the Women Ordinance Workers (WOWS) during World War II. Her confident declaration of "We can do it!" inspired millions of women to drop their brooms and pick up rivet guns and wrenches. The WOWS didn't know it at the time, but they blazed the trail for women in the workplace and set the stage for the women's rights movement. [Order] [Checkout] |
Deluxe Jesus Action Figure$12.00 This Deluxe Jesus action figure comes complete with hands that glow of holy power, five loaves of bread and two fish, and a mug of water just waiting to be turned to wine. He's set up for a feeding frenzy. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Deluxe Nancy Pearl Librarian Action Figure$12.00 Now you too can have the likeness of Nancy Pearl, Seattle superhero of the scribal society. Our lady of librarian liberation is available. Comes complete in the deluxe edition with quick kung-fu shushing action, book case, reference desk, and digital card catalogue. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
It's Never Too Late To Mutate Mouse Pad
$11.00 NOT just another mouse pad! This one is a work of art! It's Never Too Late to Mutate, and we know our computers do it as soon as our backs are turned. Dimensions: 7-3/4 x 9 inches (19.7cm x 22.8cm) [Order] [Checkout] |
6-pack of Scented Tutti Fruitti Rubber Band BraceletsNearly a different color for each day of the week! This 6-pack features colorful, scented rubber band bracelets, each with a different "awareness." The awarenesses are: love, hope, courage, strength, spirit and dream. Plus, they smell like tutti frutti! |
My Sensational Summer Planner$7.95 Summer Planner done up like a summer bag. Works as a notepad/daytimer/address book. [Order] [Checkout] |
 The Brights MovementA Bright is defined as a person whose worldview is naturalistic (free of supernatural and mystical elements). We carry a line of items that feature the new Brights logo. Click on the image to check out these items and to learn more about the Brights Movement. |
Any Image Gel Base Mouse Pad$19.95 The Any Image Gel Mouse Pad lets you put the image or message of your choice on your mouse pad. The pad also features a gel wrist rest. The mouse pad is approximately 10-1/4 x 9 inches (26cm x 23cm) Check out our Sample Images for ideas, or send us your own idea and/or artwork. Please use the "Ordering Instructions, split shipments, etc." field on the order screen to tell us which image you want on the mouse pad. Please note -- the AnyImage products are NOT Returnable. They are a custom item made individually just for you. [Order] [Checkout] |
American Politician - Handcrafted Wall Hanging Mask
$65.00 This American Politician has gone to the trough a few times too many! This great mask is handmade by Mimi and Michael Morelli. Mimi and Michael are the artists and crafters of a full series of masks (see the Big Hair'd Evangelical Preacher and the Catholic Totem). These masks are carved from recycled high-density fiberboard overlaid with latex, plaster and acrylic. Each is handmade, signed and dated. Mask is 12 inches tall (30.5 cm). This is art... its way too heavy to wear. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Saint Anne Patron of Lost Objects figure Lost your keys / cellphone / wallet? Invoke the unearthly power of Saint Anne to help you locate those missing valuables! She's also a very busy protector of miners, broommakers, grandparents and old clothes dealers! She stands 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall on her little platform, has a removable backdrop and a glowing halo!Great gift for those who "would lose their head if it wasn't attached" to the rest of them. [Order] [Checkout] |
Dancing Helix
The Dancing Helix is a visual metaphor into the wonders and mysteries of the rhythmical resonating patterns of Nature. From the spiraling galaxies to the curvy-linear form of DNA, the swirl of the pattern of hair on our heads to the rhythm of our hearts, we along with the entire natural world are made from these same magical wave patterns. The Dancing Helix comes with a two-mode motor featuring continuous and intermittent running. The helix itself is 52 inches long. Click on the picture for more details and to see an animation of a dancing helix in motion.
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DeLuxe "Face of God" Detector $12.99 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Nova Dancing Helix This helix sports brightly metallic colored plastic ends. Very snazzy! Quantity is limited; when they're gone, they're gone! [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
 Clear Background StickersThese stickers are made to fit on our Fish Car Topper. However, some people like placing these clear-background stickers on windows and other places. So, we have made them available separately. They stick from the back just like a standard sticker. |
Dreamcatchers - White Leather$14.00 Dreamcatchers - White Leather. This is a very rare one, made in white leather! Dimensions: 2 inches diameter, 5 inches length. [Order] [Checkout] |
Dreamcatcher - Keychain$9.00 This particular dreamcatcher is a keychain. So you can take it anywhere you drive! Dimensions: 2 inches diameter, 5 inches length. [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Choker$4.50 Pirate Choker. These skull and crossbones chokers are 16-1/2" long, and come with hook clasps. Each one is a slightly different design, and they are the perfect gift for that crazy Cap'n Hook wannabe in your family! [Order] [Checkout] |
Dreamcatchers - Rainbow$10.00 Dreamcatchers are an authentic American Indian tradition, from the Ojibway (Chippewa) tribe. They can be hung above the bed, in a window, etc. The prayer beads in the web trap bad dreams while good dreams seep through the web. And for those of you who are curious... we tried, George W. was not just a bad dream. Our dreamcatchers are handmade which makes each one a little different, but the photo is a nice representation of the one you will receive. Dimensions: 2-3/4 inches diameter, 9 inches length. [Order] [Checkout] |
Boss Toss Launch these effigies of your least favorite boss or politician! Comes with four executive victims of your workplace passive-aggression, and a target for competitive play and practice. Lob these bigwigs into orbit! (Only a few of these left!) [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
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