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Welcome to the page of stuff that didn't fall neatly into any of our other categories. Here you'll find games, puppets, fire-breathing nuns, crystal cubes, and a whole bunch of fun stuff you just won't find anywhere else! So have a laugh and enjoy shopping...
   
Cute as Hell Bar of Lemon Soap Cute as Hell Bar of Lemon Soap Price: $8.00
Cute as Hell Bar of Lemon Soap. Here's a lemon-fresh 4.5 oz / 128g bar of soap that will purify your thoughts and deeds all day long. This bar has built-in 'space-age' massaging nodules, which make bath time even more fun!
M-WhatGodHasRevealed.jpg What God Has Revealed to Man Price: $0.50
For thousands of years people have sought insight from beyond the natural, physical world. Countless prayers, quests, crusades, wars and pogroms have been offered and waged in pursuit of, or due to, "God's revealed knowledge." Now...the waiting is over! Here it is, all of the knowledge that God has bestowed upon humankind. This is the expanded and revised edition that presents all 4 pages of revealed knowledge. No library is complete without it!
M-AnyImageCheckbook.gif Customized Checkbook Cover Price: $18.00
Carry the message of your choice on your checkbook cover. It sends a message every time you use your checkbook in public to make a payment. The checkbook cover features four pockets for credit cards, two cash pouches, and of course a place for your checkbook.
The images at the left are samples for your consideration, but feel free to describe the image you would prefer. (Some restrictions apply on images that carry a trademark or copyright.) Please tell us which Design/Words you want on your checkbook cover in the 'Ordering Instructions' box in the Shopping Cart.
Crystal Clear Atheism 2007 Convention Official Tote Bag Crystal Clear Atheism 2007 Convention Official Tote Bag Price: $12.00
Crystal Clear Atheism 2007 Convention Official Tote Bag. We found a few of these strong cotton tote bags left over from the event, but hurry - once they're gone, they're gone forever! Click on the image to see the list of event speakers. Dimensions: 15" x 15"
M-PoliticianMask.gif American Politician - Handcrafted Wall Hanging Mask Price: $65.00
This American Politician has gone to the trough a few times too many! This great mask is handmade by Mimi and Michael Morelli, who are the artists and crafters of a full series of masks. They are carved from recycled high-density fiberboard overlaid with latex, plaster and acrylic. Each is signed and dated. Mask is 12" high (30.5 cm). Very heavy - not meant to be worn.
Dreamcatcher - Keychain Price: $9.00
This particular dreamcatcher is a keychain. So you can take it anywhere you drive! Has a 5" length plus the tail, and measures 2" in diameter. Festive red, green, and white coloring.
M-WarrantDoorMat.gif Come Back with a Warrant Door Mat Price: $25.00
Do you still believe in the Fourth Amendment?* Here's a door mat to express your belief. It's certain to spark a response from people who knock on your door. However, if a large enough percentage of our population displayed this door mat it might instill the idea that our Constitution still exists and still matters.

*Note: Door mat alone does not prevent illegal entry by law enforcement officials in this era of the ever-expanding police state. "Come Back with a Warrant"

M-burkaBLACK.gif Burka, Handmade Replica Burqa Niqab Price: $59.98
Be the first on your block to get a Genuine Replica of an Afghan Burka (Burqa, Niqab). Click on the picture for more details. It's great for protest events or a Halloween costume. And to get in lock-step with the Religious Right's plans for America. Try wearing this when you go for your next passport or driver's license picture. Then scream "religious freedom" when they refuse. One size fits most.
M-TattTreeLifePea.gif Tree of Life/Peace Tattoos Price: $3.00
Tree of Life/Peace Symbol Celtic Design Tattoos. Great for kids of all ages, these highly illustrated temporary tattoos make a unique fashion statement! This pack features a Celtic knotwork peace symbol and tree of life design, each measuring 2 1/8" in diameter. There is also a line design with a triquetra in the center; this one measures 4 1/4" long by 3/4" wide and would be great for upper arms, ankles, and wrists. Four small brown floral appliques complete the package. Click on image for a close up of the amazing designs!.
M-H1N1OptCube.gif H1N1 Virus Crystal Optical Cube Price: $39.95
Ever wondered what the H1N1 virus really looks like? Wonder no more since here it is presented artistically as a beautiful virus. You can see the shape with the receptor sites sticking out. The protein coat is obvious - just a wonderful example of what this nasty virus really looks like. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. At 3" square, it makes a convenient paperweight. Any who sees this magnificent sculpture will be instantly drawn to it's beauty. One of a kind, this is something you will fall in love with at first sight.
M-TattPeace.gif Peace Symbol Tattoos Price: $3.00
Peace Symbol/Flower Tattoos. Temporary tattoos are popular with kids of all ages! These designs are full colored with a multitude of appliques. There are two peace symbols, measuring 1 5/8" and 2 1/8". The peace word measures 3" long by 1/2" wide, and there are four yellow flowers also included. Click on image for a close up of the amazing designs!.
M-TattMysMan.gif Mystic Mandala Tattoos Price: $3.00
Mystic Mandala Tattoos. Temporary tattoos are very popular right now and easy to apply and remove! This particular design is known as a mandala, which means circle in Sanskrit. Known in Hindu and Buddhist circles, it symbolizes a wheel within a wheel representing wholeness and the infinity of our universe. They are often used with meditation, and the "still center" is supposed to bring peace to the viewer. Four designs measures 1 1/4", and one measures 2". Click on image for a close up of the amazing designs!.
M-ChromOptCube.gif Human Chromosome Crystal Optical Cube Price: $49.95
This is an optical cube of human chromosomes. This 80 mm x 80 mm (3.2 inches) solid glass cube contains as 46 human chromosomes. It is very heavy. The only one of its kind anywhere This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. At 3" square, it makes a convenient paperweight. Any who sees this magnificent sculpture will be instantly drawn to it's beauty. One of a kind, this is something you will fall in love with at first sight. This is modeled after actual scanning electron microscope (SEM) images of human chromsomes. These are the real thing. Click on the name or picture for more details.
M-DNAHelixCube-box.jpg DNA Molecule Display Crystal Optical Cube Price: $35.95
An optically perfect crystal cube with a 3-dimensional DNA molecule etched into the center. The Self-Replicating Molecule DNA's structure is shown here, giving the location of the atoms and bonding in the two sugar-phosphate backbones and the central bases. Hydrogen bonds hold the bases (rungs) together. About thirty five base pairs are shown, which is a tiny fragment of a real gene. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. At 1.25" square by 3 3/4" tall it makes a convenient paperweight. This has many uses, perfect as a gift, great for classroom demonstrations, even better to just enjoy this work of art. This comes in a great presentation box.
KochBrosPack.gif Boycott Koch Brothers Activist Pack
Action-packed fun for the hands on activist! The Koch brothers represent everything that is wrong in this country. Rich white guys who want less government, less regulation, more god and even more poor people! They are not only major contributors to the Tea Party, but are the movement's initial funding source! Click the title for info on what's included.
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ReplaceFeetSticker12.png Replacement Fish Feet Vinyl Sticker (6-pack) Price: $2.50
Has your evolved fish been the victim of a hate crime? Was it left limping with one or no legs? Fix it with new vinyl feet! We're now offering replacement legs for all your fish. In the event of deformity, or simply an evolutionary throwback, these feet will give your fish the mobility it needs. Sold in packs of six pairs, these attractive silver vinyl feet will fit snugly and permanently under any emblem.
M-GetOutofHellFree.jpg Get Out of Hell Free Card Price: $2.00
This bright orange, heavy cardstock business-sized card is the perfect retort for sanctimonious busybodies concerned about the ultimate disposition of your soul! Also a fun icebreaker at parties, as well as an eyebrow raising "gift" in holiday greeting cards. Pack of 10 cards.
M-GetOutofHellFreeStamps.jpg Get Out of Hell Free Stamp Sheet Price: $1.50
A sheet of 25 self-adhesive "Get Out of Hell Free" stamps, suitable for jazzing up your mailing envelopes and other correspondence. (Word to the wise: not valid for postage!) Individual stamp dimensions: 3/4 x 1/2 inches (1.9cm x 1.3cm). If you've purchased these, tell us where you've stuck 'em!
M-GetOutofHellFreeWallet.jpg Plastic "Get Out of Hell Free" wallet card Price: $4.00
A personal salvation card guaranteeing your soul's escape from (un)holy damnation. Carry it around in your wallet or purse - you never know when you might need it! Made from tough plastic, the same size and shape as a regular credit card. 3-3/8" x 2-1/8".
monkey primate chimpanzee statue kid children child scientist anthropologist sculpture resin statue Monkey Bobble Head Sculpture Price: $9.95
An icon of the evolutionary process, it is the perfect gift for children and adults alike, especially those leaning towards science and reason. Monkey statue is cast in quality designer resin, then meticulously hand painted to capture every detail. Sculpture measures 4" high and comes on a pedestal base.
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