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Welcome to the page of stuff that didn't fall into a neat category. We have bumper sticker holders, Jesus dress-up magnets, license plates, mousepads... all kinds of cool gifts we think you'll love!
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Obama Rama Car Freshener$3.00 Obama Rama Car Freshener. A breath of much-needed fresh air on the Democratic scene, Mr Obama might just clear the stench of Republican corruption from Washington. Let him give your car a clean fresh scent, too! |
Official Garment of Congressional Democrats Door Mat$25.00 Well, here we are. Over a year has passed since the voters gave the Dems a majority in both houses of Congress in 2006 and look at how they've taken it to those war criminals Bush and Cheney. We've pulled troops out of Iraq, closed Gitmo, no longer torture people, addressed health care, impeachment proceedings are moving right along, and... Oh wait a minute, none of those things they were voted into power to do, have been done. Nothing relevant has changed and the Dems have shown that they are the true door mats of our political system. So here it is, the official garment of Congressional Democrats, the door mats of our political system. Buy a couple and send one to your Democratic Congressional critter. It just might give them a clue as to why they won in 2006 and why the voters put them there. (To be fair, it appears that Dennis Kucinich, one of the very few Dems who is not a door mat, and his H.R. 333 to impeach Cheney is gaining strength among the invertebrates. However, we are waiting for the Dem leadership to kill this resolution before it gets anywhere. Watch and see.) This tough rubber-backed door mat is approx. 24" x 18" |
On Board With Obama Signs$5.00 On Board With Obama Signs. Here are two bright colorful signs for the back window of your car. These stick on with a suction cup, so they can easily be removed for cleaning. Choose from the diamond shape (5" x 5"), or the oval shape (4" x 6") |
Pavlov's Dog Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet$5.95 Pavlov's Pet Puppy in Puppet Parallel. Pavlov's dog wants to go home to you. He is just salivating for the chance! Pavlov's dog for your fridge, file cabinet, or finger. Irresistably soft. Adopt one today! |
 Peace ProductsPeace products are popular again as our "War President" seeks to make his mark on history. Check out our line of products that promote your message of peace. Peace, Back by Popular Demand! |
ResErection Light Switch Cover
$10.00 Turn on Jesus when you turn on the lights! The ResErection light switch cover gives a whole new meaning to the saying "Jesus arose!" The switch cover fits over most US-standard light switches, is made of metal and comes with two screws for mounting(!) |
Go Ahead Step On Them, Bush Cheney Door MatYou know you'd like nothing better than to watch your guests and visitors wipe their feet on the faces of Bush and Cheney. Now is your chance! This tough rubber-backed door mat is approx. 24" x 18" "Go ahead, step on them. They've been stepping on you since 2000." |
 Clear Background StickersThese stickers are made to fit on our Fish Car Topper. However, some people like placing these clear-background stickers on windows and other places. So, we have made them available separately. They stick from the back just like a standard sticker. |
 The Brights MovementA Bright is defined as a person whose worldview is naturalistic (free of supernatural and mystical elements). We carry a line of items that feature the new Brights logo. Click on the image to check out these items and to learn more about the Brights Movement. |
Tea Light Holder, various colors$19.00 Tea Light Holder. These are highly polished Brazilian agates, standing on a 3" dia wooden base, with the standard size tea light behind the rock slice. Each one is a different color, from greens, blues or orange, to pinks and purples. Perfect for an indoor peace vigil or yoga session! Stands approx. 3-1/4" tall. |
Vote Repooplican car air freshener$3.00 Vote Repooplican car air freshener. This vital new auto accessory is guaranteed to rid your ride of the stench left behind by your sweaty right-wing relative. Ahhh, smell that freshness! |
Wash Away Your Sins Breath Spray$5.00 Merciful Mint Breath Spray... for Liars, Cheaters and Wrong-Doers..."Commune with Confidence". What can we say? Another great product to Wash Away Sins use lightly for foul mouth and generously for bigger sins! |
Catholic Totem Bishop, Pedophillic
$120.00 Catholic Totem complete with "blind" bishop, pedophilic priest and alter boy! This great totem is handmade by Mimi and Michael Morelli. Mimi and Michael are the artists and crafters of a full series of masks (see the Big Hair'd Evangelical Preacher and the American Politician). These are carved from recycled high-density fiberboard overlaid with latex, plaster and acrylic. Very Limited edition, only 2 ever made.... each is signed and dated. Totem stands 25 inches tall (63.5 cm). |
Cute as Hell Bar of Lemon Soap$8.00 Cute as Hell Bar of Lemon Soap. Here's a lemon-fresh 4.5 oz / 128g bar of soap that will purify your thoughts and deeds all day long. This bar has built-in 'space-age' massaging nodules, which make bath time even more fun! |
What God Has Revealed to Man$0.50 For thousands of years people have sought insight from beyond the natural, physical world. Countless prayers, quests, crusades, wars and pogroms have been offered and waged in pursuit of, or due to, "God's revealed knowledge." Now...the waiting is over! Here it is, all of the knowledge that God has bestowed upon humankind. This is the expanded and revised edition that presents all 4 pages of revealed knowledge. No library is complete without it! |
Customized Checkbook Cover$18.00 Carry the message of your choice on your checkbook cover. It sends a message every time you use your checkbook in public to make a payment. The checkbook cover features four pockets for credit cards, two cash pouches, and of course a place for your checkbook. The images at the left are samples for your consideration, but feel free to describe the image you would prefer. (Some restrictions apply on images that carry a trademark or copyright.) Please tell us which Design/Words you want on your checkbook cover in the 'Ordering Instructions' box in the Shopping Cart. |
100 Percent Deity Free License Plate Frame$15.00 Our newest license plate frame states in no uncertain terms that the driver is nonreligious AND yet somehow, miraculously, "Good without God!" Be sure to choose whether you need the frame with space for the tags on the top or the bottom. |
 Yo God! Products PageHow many times have we heard it said, "Oh, Lord, give me a sign!" Alas, too often the reply is vague and ambiguous: the phone rings at an opportune time, a feather falls from out of the blue, a water stain appears that resembles a religious image. We all want to know if God exists; maybe He just needs a reliable method to let us know He's here. The Yo-God! Detector gives God a way to send a simple, unambiguous message of His presence. Click on image for the full list of Yo God! products. |
Crystal Clear Atheism 2007 Convention Official Tote Bag
Crystal Clear Atheism 2007 Convention Official Tote Bag. We found a few of these strong cotton tote bags left over from the event, but hurry - once they're gone, they're gone forever! Click on the image to see the list of event speakers. Dimensions: 15" x 15" |
American Politician - Handcrafted Wall Hanging Mask
This American Politician has gone to the trough a few times too many! This great mask is handmade by Mimi and Michael Morelli. Mimi and Michael are the artists and crafters of a full series of masks (see the Big Hair'd Evangelical Preacher and the Catholic Totem). These masks are carved from recycled high-density fiberboard overlaid with latex, plaster and acrylic. Each is handmade, signed and dated. Mask is 12 inches tall (30.5 cm). This is art... its way too heavy to wear. |
Dreamcatchers - White Leather$14.00 Dreamcatchers - White Leather. This is a very rare one, made in white leather! Dimensions: 2 inches diameter, 5 inches length. |
Dreamcatcher - Keychain$9.00 This particular dreamcatcher is a keychain. So you can take it anywhere you drive! Dimensions: 2 inches diameter, 5 inches length. |
Election 2004 Cards and Game
$7.00 This fun-packed parody of the Republican Party includes: - 52 cards and 3 jokers. - Full color caricatures of Republican Party honchos and their supporters. - Satirical write-ups that spoof these public figures. - A game in which participants compete against each other (and President Bush) to collect votes in four electoral returns |
Soldier Bush Beans
$1.00 Soldier Bush Bean seeds are a shelling bean that's ideal for ending up in the soup. Use to create stewing conflicts, simmering resentments and boiling mad enemies. Also makes a powerul dip. Package contains 2 grams of Soldier Bush Bean seeds. |
Texas Homegrown Dope Seeds$1.00 These are head lettuce seeds, and if planted may sprout to produce a vegetable with an uncanny resemblance to the current "President Designee", both in intellectual terms and in the green color of money. (Package contains 10 seeds.) |
Sarah Palin Toilet Paper$9.95 Sarah Palin Toilet Paper. The 'disaster from Alaska' was a fantastic electoral asset last year... not for John McCain, but for Barack Obama! Maybe you know a Republican friend who'd like to wipe away the memory of the worst GOP vice presidential candidate in party history! |
Last Supper After Dinner Mints$3.00 Last Supper After Dinner Mints! These marvellously mighty mints are perfect for cleansing your mouth of the bad taste left by religion - or even beer & pizza! Tin measures: 3" x 1-1/4" Contains approx. 100 mints. |
Coexist patch$5.00 An iron-on, embroidered, fabric patch featuring the ever-popular 'Coexist' image! Dimensions: approx. 3-1/2" x 1-3/8" |
Give Peas a Chance Apron
$19.95 Aw, c'mon - give peas a chance! Here is Stephanie proudly showing off her domestic side as she models our newest apparel item. A great gift for the peace-loving cook of the house. Click on image for close-up of design. One size fits most. |
Barack Obama's "Official"-ish Birth Certificate$2.00 Well, here they are...President Obama's birth certificates! In response to absurd recent events, we felt it necessary to offer this product. We feature a mostly accurate Hawaiian birth certificate, and our own original Kenyan version. Buy several of each to display proudly in your home, depending on which tea-bagging friends or relatives may be visiting at that moment! |
Come Back with a Warrant Door Mat$25.00 Do you still believe in the Fourth Amendment?* Here's a door mat to express your belief. It's certain to spark a response from people who knock on your door. However, if a large enough percentage of our population displayed this door mat it might instill the idea that our Constitution still exists and still matters. Our rights have been under assault since Bush came to power and we have to draw the line somewhere. Here's one way to start drawing that line. *Note: Door mat alone does not prevent illegal entry by law enforcement officials in this era of the ever-expanding police state. |
Charles Darwin Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet$5.95 On your finger, it's a puppet; on your fridge, it's a magnet! It's the Charles Darwin magnetic personality finger puppet. The finger puppet is 4 inches tall by about 4 inches wide (10 x 10 cm) and made of soft cloth. |
Fish N Chips on a Plate, License Plate$15.00 Here we have it, Fish N Chips on a Plate! A license plate, of course! Silver/gray image on shiny black background. Made of aluminum. Dimensions: approx. 12" x 6" (Note: the following states are the only ones that do not officially require a front plate - AL, AZ, AR, DE, FL, GA, IN, KS, KY, LA, MI, MS, NM, NC, OK, PA, SC, TN, and WV.) |
Thank God I’m an Atheist Mousepad with Gel Wrist Rest$12.00 Our newest mouse pad! Thank God I'm an Atheist stands out proudly against your choice of a black starry sky background or a blue swirl background. Ultra-comfy gel pad keeps your hand happy too! |
Passport to Wonderland Notebook $4.00 This "Passport to Wonderland" is a 64-page notebook which features an intricate glossy image of the White Rabbit. The inside front cover requests typical passport information in both English and the official language of Wonderland, Gobbledygook. Inside back cover features the true wisdom of Wonderland, which is wiser than most realize! For example: "If you don't know where you're going, any road will get you there." Pocket notebook measures 3.5" by 5". |
Schrodinger's Cat Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet$5.95 Schrodinger's Cat, wanted dead and alive, for your finger or metal surface. This may be the same theory in play with Iraq's weapons of mass destruction... we can't observe them we can't be sure, are they there or not? We know they used to be there... because we supplied them! |
Rapture Pet Care Services
$20.00 We at EvolveFISH have been called upon to fill a major void in the soon-to-occur Rapture reality. While millions of god fearing christians are going to be rapture into the heavens to sit at the side of their almighty god, their poor helpless pets will be left behind. For a small fee, $20 per pet, we will find your beloved Fido a comfortable, safe home with one of our "Certified Atheist Pet Care Angels." Sadly, it is just a FACT that our sweet animal companions do not have souls, thereby excluding them from entering heaven with their owners. Since atheists will not be going anywhere either, we at EvolveFISH, have taken the initiative to pair the two unholys! You can go to bed on May 20th (or any other Rapture threshold) knowing that we are here to give your dog, cat, fish, bird, horse, snake, hedgehog, or caterpillar, a loving home. The "atheist angel" will care for your animals until Jesus finishs off Satan, or when the world will be ending, or until you return for the promised 1,000 years of peace! (Which ever version your preacher believes. We will provide you with the names of Certificed Atheist Pet Care Angels and a certificate to show your friends! It is important to note that we will not be providing the actual pet care, just the service of finding a good Atheist, Humanist, Pagan, or non-believer caregiver. All the specifics needed for the care of your companion animal will be worked out with your Atheist Angel. If you are one of the sinful atheists that would like to get registered as a "Pet Care Angel" purchase that opinion below and we will "certify" you, and make you name available to Pet Owners. |
Wash Away Your Sins Towelettes
$1.00 Towelette - Can't wait to get home to dispense of your sins? Carry a few antibacterial, sin-killing moist towelettes with you. Wipe sins away the instant they occur. No more waiting. Perfect for the Hypo-sin-driac. |
Act-of-God Insurance Certificate
$5.00 Insurance against "Acts of God?" Our policy really does protect your emblem from acts of god and his minions. We will replace any emblem that suffers divine assault. Even better, framed and hanging on a wall, it makes a great conversation starter. (8.5 x 11 inches) Click on graphic for more information! |
Wash Away Your Sins Towelettes (6 pack)$5.75 Here is an economical six pack of our Wash Away Your Sins Moist Towelettes. Clean up after any dirty activity knowing that your sins have been wiped clean! Limited quantities available. |
Burka, Handmade Replica Burqa Niqab
$49.66 Be the first on your block to get a Genuine Replica of an Afghan Burka ( Burqa )( Niqab ). Click on the picture for more details. It's great for protest events or a Halloween costume. And to get in lock-step with the Religious Right's plans for America. Try wearing this when you go for your next passport or driver's license picture. Then scream "religious freedom" when they refuse. Our broader line of Religious Comments might also please your taste.Click Here |
Copper DNA Helix Keychain$10.00 This stunning copper colored keychain features an embossed DNA helix. It measures 1" wide by 2" long, and 4.75" long with the attached keyring. We have a number of DNA themed products for you to showcase your knowledge of and appreciation for science! |
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