Our newest license plate frame states in no uncertain terms that the driver is nonreligious AND yet somehow, miraculously, "Good without God!" Be sure to choose whether you need the frame with space for the tags on the top or the bottom.

Crystal Clear Atheism 2007 Convention Official Tote Bag. We found a few of these strong cotton tote bags left over from the event, but hurry - once they're gone, they're gone forever! Click on the image to see the list of event speakers. Dimensions: 15" x 15"

This American Politician has gone to the trough a few times too many! This great mask is handmade by Mimi and Michael Morelli. Mimi and Michael are the artists and crafters of a full series of masks (see the Big Hair'd Evangelical Preacher and the Catholic Totem). These masks are carved from recycled high-density fiberboard overlaid with latex, plaster and acrylic. Each is handmade, signed and dated.
Mask is 12 inches tall (30.5 cm). This is art... it's way too heavy to wear.

Dreamcatchers - White Leather. This is a very rare one, made in white leather! Dimensions: 2 inches diameter, 5 inches length.

This particular dreamcatcher is a keychain. So you can take it anywhere you drive! Dimensions: 2 inches diameter, 5 inches length.

Sarah Palin Toilet Paper. The 'disaster from Alaska' will forever be a source of entertainment. Or maybe you know a Republican friend who'd like to wipe away the memory of the worst GOP vice presidential candidate in party history?!

These marvelously mighty mints are perfect for cleansing your mouth of the bad taste left by religion - or even beer & pizza! Tin measures 3" x 1.25" and contains approx. 100 peppermint flavored mints.

An iron-on, embroidered, fabric patch featuring the ever-popular 'Coexist' image! Dimensions: approx. 3-1/2" x 1-3/8"

Well, here they are...President Obama's birth certificates! In response to absurd recent events, we felt it necessary to offer this product. We feature a mostly accurate Hawaiian birth certificate, and our own original Kenyan version. Buy several of each to display proudly in your home, depending on which tea-bagging friends or relatives may be visiting at that moment!

Do you still believe in the Fourth Amendment?* Here's a door mat to express your belief. It's certain to spark a response from people who knock on your door. However, if a large enough percentage of our population displayed this door mat it might instill the idea that our Constitution still exists and still matters.

*Note: Door mat alone does not prevent illegal entry by law enforcement officials in this era of the ever-expanding police state.

On your finger, it's a puppet; on your fridge, it's a magnet! It's the Charles Darwin magnetic personality finger puppet. The finger puppet is 4 inches tall by about 4 inches wide (10 x 10 cm) and made of soft cloth.

Here we have it, Fish N Chips on a Plate! A license plate, of course! Silver/gray image on shiny black background. Made of aluminum. Dimensions: approx. 12" x 6" (Note: the following states are the only ones that do not officially require a front plate - AL, AZ, AR, DE, FL, GA, IN, KS, KY, LA, MI, MS, NM, NC, OK, PA, SC, TN, and WV.)

Our newest mouse pad! Thank God I'm an Atheist stands out proudly against your choice of a black starry sky background or a blue swirl background. Ultra-comfy gel pad keeps your hand happy too!

Schrodinger's Cat, wanted dead and alive, for your finger or metal surface. This may be the same theory in play with Iraq's weapons of mass destruction... we can't observe them we can't be sure, are they there or not? We know they used to be there... because we supplied them!

We at EvolveFISH have been called upon to fill a major void in the soon-to-occur Rapture reality. While millions of god fearing christians are going to be rapture into the heavens to sit at the side of their almighty god, their poor helpless pets will be left behind. For a small fee, $20 per pet, we will find your beloved Fido a comfortable, safe home with one of our "Certified Atheist Pet Care Angels." Sadly, it is just a FACT that our sweet animal companions do not have souls, thereby excluding them from entering heaven with their owners. Since atheists will not be going anywhere either, we at EvolveFISH, have taken the initiative to pair the two unholys! You can go to bed on May 20th (or any other Rapture threshold) knowing that we are here to give your dog, cat, fish, bird, horse, snake, hedgehog, or caterpillar, a loving home. The "atheist angel" will care for your animals until Jesus finishs off Satan, or when the world will be ending, or until you return for the promised 1,000 years of peace! (Which ever version your preacher believes. We will provide you with the names of Certificed Atheist Pet Care Angels and a certificate to show your friends! It is important to note that we will not be providing the actual pet care, just the service of finding a good Atheist, Humanist, Pagan, or non-believer caregiver. All the specifics needed for the care of your companion animal will be worked out with your Atheist Angel. If you are one of the sinful atheists that would like to get registered as a "Pet Care Angel" purchase that opinion below and we will "certify" you, and make you name available to Pet Owners.

Insurance against "Acts of God?" Our policy really does protect your emblem from acts of god and his minions. We will replace any emblem that suffers divine assault. Even better, framed and hanging on a wall, it makes a great conversation starter. (8.5 x 11 inches)
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Be the first on your block to get a Genuine Replica of an Afghan Burka ( Burqa )( Niqab ). Click on the picture for more details. It's great for protest events or a Halloween costume. And to get in lock-step with the Religious Right's plans for America.
Try wearing this when you go for your next passport or driver's license picture. Then scream "religious freedom" when they refuse.
Our broader line of Religious Comments might also please your taste.Click Here

This stunning copper colored keychain features an embossed DNA helix. It measures 1" wide by 2" long, and 4.75" long with the attached keyring. We have a number of DNA themed products for you to showcase your knowledge of and appreciation for science!

Here He is in all His noodly glory! Keychain measures a full 3" in length; the FSM token measures 1.5" x .5". Antique silver finish.

Tree of Life/Peace Symbol Celtic Design Tattoos. Great for kids of all ages, these highly illustrated temporary tattoos make a unique fashion statement! This pack features a Celtic knotwork peace symbol and tree of life design, each measuring 2 1/8" in diameter. There is also a line design with a triquetra in the center; this one measures 4 1/4" long by 3/4" wide and would be great for upper arms, ankles, and wrists. Four small brown floral appliques complete the package. Click on image for a close up of the amazing designs!.

Ever wondered what the H1N1 virus really looks like? Wonder no more since here it is presented artistically as a beautiful virus. You can see the shape with the receptor sites sticking out. The protein coat is obvious - just a wonderful example of what this nasty virus really looks like. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. At 3" square, it makes a convenient paperweight. Any who sees this magnificent sculpture will be instantly drawn to it's beauty. One of a kind, this is something you will fall in love with at first sight.

Three dimensional striped DNA helix tie. This tie has vibrant blue hues with a helix that truly stands out! Black and blue stripes with a blue helix which fades out on the top and bottom. Great gift for a science lover!

Peace Symbol/Flower Tattoos. Temporary tattoos are popular with kids of all ages! These designs are full colored with a multitude of appliques. There are two peace symbols, measuring 1 5/8" and 2 1/8". The peace word measures 3" long by 1/2" wide, and there are four yellow flowers also included. Click on image for a close up of the amazing designs!.

Mystic Mandala Tattoos. Temporary tattoos are very popular right now and easy to apply and remove! This particular design is known as a mandala, which means circle in Sanskrit. Known in Hindu and Buddhist circles, it symbolizes a wheel within a wheel representing wholeness and the infinity of our universe. They are often used with meditation, and the "still center" is supposed to bring peace to the viewer. Four designs measures 1 1/4", and one measures 2". Click on image for a close up of the amazing designs!.

Pirate Fish License Plate. For states that do not require a front plate, this humorous Pirate Fish makes a stunning option! It shows our boney, aged lil matey in the vast ocean waters he so often travels and pillages. Perfect for FSM fans!

This is an optical cube of human chromosomes. This 80 mm x 80 mm (3.2 inches) solid glass cube contains as 46 human chromosomes. It is very heavy. The only one of its kind anywhere This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. At 3" square, it makes a convenient paperweight. Any who sees this magnificent sculpture will be instantly drawn to it's beauty. One of a kind, this is something you will fall in love with at first sight. This is modeled after actual scanning electron microscope (SEM) images of human chromsomes. These are the real thing. Click on the name or picture for more details.

An optically perfect crystal cube with a 3-dimensional DNA molecule etched into the center. The Self-Replicating Molecule DNA's structure is shown here, giving the location of the atoms and bonding in the two sugar-phosphate backbones and the central bases. Hydrogen bonds hold the bases (rungs) together. About thirty five base pairs are shown, which is a tiny fragment of a real gene. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. At 1.25" square by 3 3/4" tall it makes a convenient paperweight. This has many uses, perfect as a gift, great for classroom demonstrations, even better to just enjoy this work of art. This comes in a great presentation box.

Action-packed fun for the hands on activist! The Koch brothers represent everything that is wrong in this country. Rich white guys who want less government, less regulation, more god and even more poor people! They are not only major contributors to the Tea Party, but are the movement's initial funding source! Click the title for info on what's included.

Has your evolved fish been the victim of a hate crime? Was it left limping with one or no legs? Fix it with new vinyl feet! We're now offering replacement legs for all your fish. In the event of deformity, or simply an evolutionary throwback, these feet will give your fish the mobility it needs. Sold in packs of six pairs, these attractive silver vinyl feet will fit snugly and permanently under any emblem. Simply peel 'em off and stick 'em on!

The perfect retort for sanctimonious busybodies concerned about the ultimate disposition of your soul!
Packet of 10 cards.

A sheet of 25 self-adhesive "Get Out of Hell Free" stamps, suitable for jazzing up your mailing envelopes. (Word to the wise: not valid for postage!)
Individual stamp dimensions: 3/4 x 1/2 inches (1.9cm x 1.3cm).
Click on picture for stamp detail.

Here he is in all of his noodly goodness! This 2.5" diameter key chain features the classic FSM on both full-color sides.

Jesus Bandages! Here is America's latest healthcare revolution. Tape a messianic band-aid over your boo-boo or owy, and miraculous healing processes will occur. Also contains a cute little Jesus pen-topper!

A personal salvation card guaranteeing your soul's escape from (un)holy damnation. Carry it around in your wallet or purse - you never know when you might need it! Made from tough plastic, the same size and shape as a regular credit card. 3-3/8" x 2-1/8"

It's Harry the Happy Hemp Leaf, all Hopped up on Happiness. Endorse what you believe in with two 3 inch stickers, a 5 inch sticker, or our monster 13 inch sticker. Available in Black, White, and of course a beautiful Green.

This fellow primate is the cutest little sculpture we've seen! An icon of the evolutionary process, it is the perfect gift for children and adults alike, especially those leaning towards science and reason. Monkey statue is cast in quality designer resin, then meticulously hand painted to capture every detail. Sculpture measures 4" high and comes on a pedestal base. Not intended as a toy for children, merely an objet d'art and/or educational tool. Click on image for a close-up.

We are proud to offer this exquisitely hand crafted sculpture of one of the world's most famous physicists. Cast in quality polyresin and then hand painted, it is a proud addition to any collection or curio. The box is also a collector's item, featuring fun facts about the scientist and a full-color photo. This 7" tall bobblehead statue showcases Newton holding his famous book, the Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica, the legendary apple, and an informative pedestal base. A great gift for any scientist or progressive thinker, as well as an educational toy for children. Not intended as a play toy for children. Click on image for a close-up.

Don't Believe Everything You Think License Plate. A play on words that will make people...well...stop and think! Great for those states that don't require a front license plate.

Heaven or Hell? sticky notes. Here's a useful little book of sticky notes, listing the 7 Deadly Sins and the 7 Heavenly Virtues. Are you gonna be good or bad today?! Dimensions: approx. 3-1/4" x 4-1/4"

Proudly wear the Flying Spaghetti Monster on your pants! Declare your Pastafarian beliefs to all. Antique bronze finish. Buckle measures 3" long x 2" wide.

If you like rap and you like science you might love this artist’s music. He does a great job of broadening the standard explanation of “survival of the fittest” with songs bearing titles like “ Group Selection” and “Don’t sleep with Mean People”. Click on the picture or title to go to the "More Info" page for....

This is a collection of products worth about $125 retail.