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Police Badge Car Air Freshener$3.00 Police Badge Car Air Freshener. For that traditional freshly-baked doughnut aroma we always associate with officers of the law. This will always bring back memories of the last time you were arrested, and driven down to the local PD. That police cruiser is mostly used as a doughnut delivery vehicle! [Order] [Checkout] |
Presidential Special! Obama Mug and Plate$19.50 Presidential Special! Obama Mug and Plate SAVE! Commemorative Event! Get one mug and one matching 8 inch plate for one low price! Save $5 on the set. Get 'em while they're here! [Order] [Checkout] |
Replacement Fish Feet (6-pack)$2.50 Has your evolved fish been the victim of a hate crime? Was it left limping with one or no legs? Fix it with new vinyl feet! We're now offering replacement legs for all your fish. In the event of deformity, or simply an evolutionary throwback, these feet will give your fish the mobility it needs. Sold in packs of six pairs, these attractive silver vinyl feet will fit snugly and permanently under any emblem. Simply peel 'em off and stick 'em on! [Order] [Checkout] |
ResErection Light Switch Cover
$10.00 Turn on Jesus when you turn on the lights! The ResErection light switch cover gives a whole new meaning to the saying "Jesus arose!" The switch cover fits over most US-standard light switches, is made of metal and comes with two screws for mounting(!) [Order] [Checkout] |
Rosie Action Figure$9.00 Rosie the Riveter is no ordinary gal! Her image was used to promote the Women Ordinance Workers (WOWS) during World War II. Her confident declaration of "We can do it!" inspired millions of women to drop their brooms and pick up rivet guns and wrenches. The WOWS didn't know it at the time, but they blazed the trail for women in the workplace and set the stage for the women's rights movement. [Order] [Checkout] |
Go Ahead Step On Them, Bush Cheney Door MatYou know you'd like nothing better than to watch your guests and visitors wipe their feet on the faces of Bush and Cheney. Now is your chance! This tough rubber-backed door mat is approx. 24" x 18" "Go ahead, step on them. They've been stepping on you since 2000." [Order] [Checkout] |
Social Security - ""If It Ain't Not Broken"" Sign$1.00 Post this sign wherever you want to express your displeasure with Bush's assault on Social Security. Dimensions: 8-1/2 x 11. Printed on a heavy weight paper. [Order] [Checkout] |
Clear Background StickersThese stickers are made to fit on our Fish Car Topper. However, some people like placing these clear-background stickers on windows and other places. So, we have made them available separately. They stick from the back just like a standard sticker. |
Tea Light Holder, various colors$19.00 Peace Symbol Tea Light Holder. Here are some cool new ornaments that look great in a darkened room with the candle flickering behind them. These are highly polished Brazilian agates, standing on a 3" dia wooden base, with the standard size tea light behind the rock slice. Each one is a different color, from greens, blues or orange, to pinks and purples. Perfect for an indoor peace vigil or yoga session! Stands approx. 3-1/4" tall. |
The Brights MovementA Bright is defined as a person whose worldview is naturalistic (free of supernatural and mystical elements). We carry a line of items that feature the new Brights logo. Click on the image to check out these items and to learn more about the Brights Movement. |
Vote Repooplican car air freshener$3.00 Vote Repooplican car air freshener. This vital new auto accessory is guaranteed to rid your ride of the stench left behind by your sweaty right-wing relative. Ahhh, smell that freshness! [Order] [Checkout] |
Wash Away Your Sins Breath Spray$5.00 Merciful Mint Breath Spray... for Liars, Cheaters and Wrong-Doers..."Commune with Confidence". What can we say? Another great product to Wash Away Sins use lightly for foul mouth and generously for bigger sins! [Order] [Checkout] |
Wash Away Your Sins Lip Balm$5.50 Just the thing for a young student trying to convince a desired partner that they shouldn't worry about an imaginary god. Just a little of this balm and the sin of a kiss is wiped away. We taste-tested it and it truly is "cheap red wine flavor" just like the package promises! [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Wash Away Your Sins Mini Soap Bar (1.4 oz)$2.00 Wash Away your Sins Mini Soap Bar 1.4 oz. With its subtle blend of Somalian Frankincense, Indonesian Nutmeg and ginger, this little bar of soap smells great, is guaranteed to wash away guilt and it works on all of the 7 deadly sins! [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Catholic Totem Bishop, Pedophillic
$120.00 Catholic Totem complete with "blind" bishop, pedophilic priest and alter boy! This great totem is handmade by Mimi and Michael Morelli. Mimi and Michael are the artists and crafters of a full series of masks (see the Big Hair'd Evangelical Preacher and the American Politician). These are carved from recycled high-density fiberboard overlaid with latex, plaster and acrylic. Very Limited edition, only 2 ever made.... each is signed and dated. Totem stands 25 inches tall (63.5 cm). [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Cute as Hell Bar of Lemon Soap$8.00 Cute as Hell Bar of Lemon Soap. Here's a lemon-fresh 4.5 oz / 128g bar of soap that will purify your thoughts and deeds all day long. This bar has built-in 'space-age' massaging nodules, which make bath time even more fun! [Order] [Checkout] |
Wash Away Your Sins Towelettes
$1.00 Towelette - Can't wait to get home to dispense of your sins? Carry a few antibacterial, sin-killing moist towelettes with you. Wipe sins away the instant they occur. No more waiting. Perfect for the Hypo-sin-driac. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Wash Away Your Sins Towelettes (6 pack)$5.75 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Cute as Hell Lip Balm$5.00 Cute as Hell Lip Balm. Perfect for when your smile needs that extra devilish gleam! Contains all-natural pomegranate, beeswax and olive oil - yummy! [Order] [Checkout] |
What God Has Revealed to Man$0.50 For thousands of years people have sought insight from beyond the natural, physical world. Countless prayers, quests, crusades, wars and pogroms have been offered and waged in pursuit of, or due to, "God's revealed knowledge." Now...the waiting is over! Here it is, all of the knowledge that God has bestowed upon humankind. This is the expanded and revised edition that presents all 4 pages of revealed knowledge. No library is complete without it! [Order] [Checkout] |
Customized Checkbook Cover$18.00 Carry the message of your choice on your checkbook cover. It sends a message every time you use your checkbook in public to make a payment. The checkbook cover features four pockets for credit cards, two cash pouches, and of course a place for your checkbook. The images at the left are samples for your consideration, but feel free to describe the image you would prefer. (Some restrictions apply on images that carry a trademark or copyright.) Please tell us which Design/Words you want on your checkbook cover in the 'Ordering Instructions' box in the Shopping Cart. [Order] [Checkout] |
Yo God! Products PageHow many times have we heard it said, "Oh, Lord, give me a sign!" Alas, too often the reply is vague and ambiguous: the phone rings at an opportune time, a feather falls from out of the blue, a water stain appears that resembles a religious image. We all want to know if God exists; maybe He just needs a reliable method to let us know He's here. The Yo-God! Detector gives God a way to send a simple, unambiguous message of His presence. Click on image for the full list of Yo God! products. |
Crystal Clear Atheism 2007 Convention Official Tote Bag
Crystal Clear Atheism 2007 Convention Official Tote Bag. We found a few of these strong cotton tote bags left over from the event, but hurry - once they're gone, they're gone forever! Click on the image to see the list of event speakers. Dimensions: 15" x 15" [Order] [Checkout] |
Bush-its Sticky Notes BookletBush-its Sticky Notes Booklet. Memo Accomplished! These little notes make perfect stocking-stuffers for someone who wants to say something really stoopid. Dimensions: approx. 3-1/4" x 4-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
American Politician - Handcrafted Wall Hanging Mask
$65.00 This American Politician has gone to the trough a few times too many! This great mask is handmade by Mimi and Michael Morelli. Mimi and Michael are the artists and crafters of a full series of masks (see the Big Hair'd Evangelical Preacher and the Catholic Totem). These masks are carved from recycled high-density fiberboard overlaid with latex, plaster and acrylic. Each is handmade, signed and dated. Mask is 12 inches tall (30.5 cm). This is art... its way too heavy to wear. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
$14.00 Dreamcatchers - White Leather. This is a very rare one, made in white leather! Dimensions: 2 inches diameter, 5 inches length. [Order] [Checkout] |
$9.00 This particular dreamcatcher is a keychain. So you can take it anywhere you drive! Dimensions: 2 inches diameter, 5 inches length. [Order] [Checkout] |
Election 2004 Cards and Game
$7.00 This fun-packed parody of the Republican Party includes: - 52 cards and 3 jokers. - Full color caricatures of Republican Party honchos and their supporters. - Satirical write-ups that spoof these public figures. - A game in which participants compete against each other (and President Bush) to collect votes in four electoral returns [Order] [Checkout] |
Soldier Bush Beans
$1.00 Soldier Bush Bean seeds are a shelling bean that's ideal for ending up in the soup. Use to create stewing conflicts, simmering resentments and boiling mad enemies. Also makes a powerul dip. Package contains 2 grams of Soldier Bush Bean seeds. [Order] [Checkout] |
Texas Homegrown Dope Seeds$1.00 These are head lettuce seeds, and if planted may sprout to produce a vegetable with an uncanny resemblance to the current "President Designee", both in intellectual terms and in the green color of money. (Package contains 10 seeds.) [Order] [Checkout] |
Sarah Palin Toilet Paper$9.95 Sarah Palin Toilet Paper. The 'disaster from Alaska' was a fantastic electoral asset last year... not for John McCain, but for Barack Obama! Maybe you know a Republican friend who'd like to wipe away the memory of the worst GOP vice presidential candidate in party history! [Order] [Checkout] |
Last Supper After Dinner Mints$3.00 Temporarily out of stock until March 10. Last Supper After Dinner Mints! These marvellously mighty mints are perfect for cleansing your mouth of the bad taste left by religion - or even beer & pizza! Tin measures: 3" x 1-1/4" Contains approx. 100 mints. [Order] [Checkout] |
Coexist patch$5.00 An iron-on, embroidered, fabric patch featuring the ever-popular 'Coexist' image! Dimensions: approx. 3-1/2" x 1-3/8" [Order] [Checkout] |
Coexist MIDI Adhesive Decal, Black$2.00 Coexist MIDI Adhesive Decal, Black. Here's another variation of the famous 'Coexist' design. Printed on a clear background, this one looks great on your car's rear window, or your laptop case! Dimensions: 7" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Give Peas a Chance Apron
$19.95 Aw, c'mon - give peas a chance! Here is Stephanie proudly showing off her domestic side as she models our newest apparel item. A great gift for the peace-loving cook of the house. Click on image for close-up of design. One size fits most. [Order] [Checkout] |
Religulous DVD
$19.99 In this new comedy from director Larry Charles (BORAT, "Seinfeld"), comedian and TV host Bill Maher ("Real Time with Bill Maher," "Politically Incorrect") takes a pilgrimage across the globe on a mind-opening journey into the ultimate taboo: questioning religion. Meeting the high and low from different religions, Maher simply asks questions, like "Why is faith good?" "Why doesn't an all-powerful God speak to us directly?" and "How can otherwise rational people believe in a talking snake?" For anyone who's even a little spiritually curious, this divine entertainment will deepen your faith... in comedy! DVD - 101 minutes. [Order] [Checkout] |
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