The Ten Reasons Why Beer is Better than Jesus Can Cozy will help keep your beer cold on those hot summer days...or any day for that matter. This cool cozy feature an image of Jesus holding a bottle of beer as he too contemplates the reasons why beer is better than Jesus. It's sure to be a hit at your next party. Click the image for a list of the reasons.

Believe In God Breath Spray. One heavenly little spritz, and you'll be converted instantly! This minty peppermint spray will give you all kinds of mysterious powers over those of little faith!

Buddh-Its sticky notes. What we think, we become... And now you can pass on your enlightening eastern wisdom with these mini Buddha-shaped sticky notes!

Now On Sale!!! We saw these and decided they were wonderful, fun and relaxing. The Buddha Board Mini is an elegantly packaged 5-inch square "card" incorporating a "magic" painting surface that folds backward to create its own small easel stand. It comes with a brush and ten special occasion stickers (for birthdays, Christmas, romance, peace tranquility, joy and more) that senders can apply to personalize the cover. Made of thick plastic with a gloss finish. This is a wonderful gift for yourself or a friend!
The Buddha Board is based on the Zen concept of living in the moment as the messages or images you paint on the "magic surface will slowly disappear as the water evaporates, leaving you with a clean slate.

Our newly designed pint glass proudly proclaims, in easy to read type, just why beer is better than Jesus. Makes a great gift for those heathen, Atheist friends of yours, or for those Christian and Catholic relatives with a sense of humor! Also makes the perfect hostess gift at those holiday parties - sorry, beer not included! Great for any consumable liquid. You can order a single glass or a two pack, which is specially priced(The shipping is expensive, so we set it up to share the pain over two glasses.... we're sure you have a beer drinking buddy in need of enlightenment!). Click on image for a close-up.

Click on the picture to read all ten reasons.

Commandments Sticky Notes Booklet. A little book of stone tablet notes headed: "Thou Shalt" and "Thou Shalt Not!" These make the perfect righteous reminders for all those onerous tasks we all love to forget. Dimensions: approx. 3-1/4" x 4-1/4"

The DNA Blinker Pull has a colorful, twisted double-helix that blinks on and off. You can use this as a zipper pull, a keychain, or even put it on your luggage to identify it more easily. These do not use any batteries - they have a tiny solar cell which uses ambient light alone.

Skeptics and opponents of Flim Flam rejoice! The Pigasus key chain has arrived! This beautiful hand made bead key chains are perfect for the skeptic in all of us. The beads are supplied to Guatemalan women who artfully craft these little critters as part of a cooperative to bring fair pay and honest work to Guatemalan women. We are proud to help support this project and now you can as well! Pig is about 1.25 inches long.

DNA Double Helix model. This is probably the finest DNA model on the market. This model is great fun for kids to assemble, makes a very valuable learning tool, and is a very impressive model once finished. This DNA model is 14" high x 5" wide, and the parts are made of durable plastic, with three steel rods on the sides for support. Comes with labels for each part of the structure, which makes it perfect for budding biologists. Every science classroom needs one of these!

This clever DNA helix tie has been immensely popular! Even the God of Reason himself, Richard Dawkins, was snapped wearing it on his latest visit to Colorado Springs! Click on image to see his handsome self.

Here's a spiralling DNA molecule, represented in shiny silver vinyl on a top-quality, pale blue or black tie. Perfect for the science-supporting suit-wearer, and it looks especially good with your white lab coat!

Scientific Terms DNA Tie. Your favorite science professor or family doctor will love this premium-quality, black tie. Both front and rear of the tie are covered in bold, colorful words related to DNA research, So many learning opportunities, too. Wearing this will make you the undisputed star of the faculty party!

DNA Playing Cards. This is definitely the safest way to play around with your DNA! Even the greatest scientists need a break from time to time, so here we bring you a full deck of brightly-colored playing cards. Whether you're busy mapping the human genome, or merely gambling away family heirlooms, these cool cards allow science to help you play a winning hand!

DNA Puzzle - One Large Spiral. Now your science-obsessed kids can learn the shape of DNA by assembling this bold DNA helix design on the coffee table! 300 pieces, Dimensions approx: 15" x 10" (38cm x 26cm)

The fuzzy-haired genius is back in playful puppet form. Put on your best faux Austrian accent and have hours of fun trying to explain the Theory of Relativity.

We're just speculating here, but it would seem that a hideous, tentacle-faced monster like Cthulhu could have some seriously nasty breath. Perhaps if he just had a tin of these mints he might have a more positive attitude? Each 2.25" (5.7 cm) round tin contains about one hundred peppermints.

DNA Puzzle - Two Small Spirals. Here is a 300-piece puzzle featuring two intertwined spirals of DNA, floating over a digitized background. A meeting of biology and technology! Dimensions approx: 15" x 10" (38cm x 26cm)

This Latin phrase translates as "Out of Many, One", and was the official motto which appeared on U.S. currency before self-righteous folks pressured the U S Congress to replace it with a prayer. This self-inking rubber stamp produces a blue box which outlines the motto. Great for marking currency, books, documents, etc. Click on image for a close-up.

Einsteinian Sticky Notes Booklet. Here is a great office gift full of little multi-colored notes to help you remember all those relatively universal tasks - like getting the copier fixed and emptying the waste paper basket again! Dimensions: approx. 3-1/4" x 4-1/4". The cover of the package calls Gluons.

Now you can rattle your keys with our cool new EvolveFISH pewter keychain! It's a solid, chunky metal design that's guaranteed to survive earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, the next ice age, rigged elections, SUV rollovers, or your next local tea party! Dimensions: Approx. 2-1/2" x 3/4"

Freedom is the Distance Between Church & State black, 14 oz (450 ml) mug. Coffee-break time is the ideal opportunity to express your support for the First Amendment. This eye-catching gold image on a strong, acrylic, dishwasher and microwave-safe mug shows you're a patriot through and through. Made in the USA!

Our popular Freedom is the Distance design is now available on a flag, just in time for this summer's parades and celebrations. Order yours now for this year's Independence Day celebrations.

The flag is made of polyester, measures 12 x 17 inches (30.5 x 43.2 cm) and comes on a 24-inch (61 cm) stick. Image is printed on one side of flag.

Our Freedom is the Distance Between Church and State image moves to where it can provide real illumination: the light switch! This metal cover fits over any standard sized light switch. Dimensions: 3-1/2 x 5 inches (8.9 x 12.7 cm).

Freudian Slips Assorted Sticky Notes. These cute little post-it notes are ideal for when you say one thing, but mean your mother...

Here's the perfect way to use your car or truck's empty trailer hitch. The hitch plug is made of high impact plastic, and fits snugly into the empty hitch. The standard pin used to hold your real hitch in place will hold this one instead. Plus, it comes with the FISH-y emblem of your choice!
Fits hitches with the standard 2" x 2" inner opening.

Here's one way to let people know that not everyone abides by the motto on our money. This self-inking stamp is easy to carry and allows you to quickly stamp your message in an improved, easy to read block style.

Humanist Neck Tie. These high-quality ties feature a line of four happy Humanists in silver. This is always a great conversation starter, as the Humanist symbol is still little-known in the USA. Your other dinner guests will be intrigued when you start to tell them about Humanism! Tie available in black or blue.

A white votive candle sits inside this frosted glass vessel, which is 2-1/2" (6.35 cm) high and 1-3/4" (4.45cm) in diameter. Light up the winter darkness with HumanLight ambiance! Made in the USA!
Go to HumanLight.Org for more information.

This beautiful holiday tree ornament is 3-1/2 inches (8.89 cm) in diameter and is made of frosted white glass. Reclaim the idea of decorating a holiday tree for the HumanLight celebration. Made in the U.S.A.
Go to HumanLight.Org for more information.

Jeez-Its Sticky Notes. Verily may ye send these holy little sticky notes unto others, that they may understand your righteous commands...!

Jesus Pillbox. Holy Paxil, it looks like the almighty has an earthly drug rep! Keep your collection of chemicals safe and dry in this cool three-compartment chrome pillbox. Diameter: approx. 1-3/4"
We already asked your doctor - he said this pillbox is right for you.

Diameter: 3 inches (7.62 cm).

Here's your old fire-breathing nun teacher. Wind her up and watch her scare the Be-JESUS out of your "catholic school survivor" friends.
She spits FIRE and stomps her feet as she marches to punish all sinners. Even though she's only 3 inches (7.62 cm) tall, her threatening ruler and 'comforting' cross will get a nervous chuckle from recovering Catholics, and committed Catholics alike. (Additional $1 shipping charge).

Obama Logo License Plate. Several US states allow drivers to put their own plates on the front of vehicles, so here's an obvious design for Progressives in those states! Displayed on a crisp white background, the Obama 'circle' symbol is approx 5-1/2" in diameter. (Note: the following states are the only ones that do not officially require a front plate - AL, AZ, AR, DE, FL, GA, IN, KS, KY, LA, MI, MS, NM, NC, OK, PA, SC, TN, and WV.)

Humanlight is Humanism's winter holiday celebration, occurring on December 23rd. Click on image to read more; also, you can find fun events planned in your area by clicking here. Glass ornament comes ready for the tree, review mirror, or wall with a ribbon hanger.

Pavlov's Pet Puppy in Puppet Parallel. Pavlov's dog wants to go home to you. He is just salivating for the chance! Pavlov's dog for your fridge, file cabinet, or finger. Irresistably soft. Adopt one today!

Turn on Jesus when you turn on the lights! The ResErection light switch cover gives a whole new meaning to the saying "Jesus arose!" The switch cover fits over most US-standard light switches, is made of metal and comes with two screws for mounting(!)

Merciful Mint Breath Spray... for Liars, Cheaters and Wrong-Doers..."Commune with Confidence". What can we say? Another great product to Wash Away Sins use lightly for foul mouth and generously for bigger sins!

Catholic Totem complete with "blind" bishop, pedophilic priest and alter boy! This great totem is handmade by Mimi and Michael Morelli. Mimi and Michael are the artists and crafters of a full series of masks (see the Big Hair'd Evangelical Preacher and the American Politician). These are carved from recycled high-density fiberboard overlaid with latex, plaster and acrylic. Very Limited edition, only 2 ever made.... each is signed and dated.
Totem stands 25 inches tall (63.5 cm).

Cute as Hell Bar of Lemon Soap. Here's a lemon-fresh 4.5 oz / 128g bar of soap that will purify your thoughts and deeds all day long. This bar has built-in 'space-age' massaging nodules, which make bath time even more fun!

For thousands of years people have sought insight from beyond the natural, physical world. Countless prayers, quests, crusades, wars and pogroms have been offered and waged in pursuit of, or due to, "God's revealed knowledge." Now...the waiting is over! Here it is, all of the knowledge that God has bestowed upon humankind. This is the expanded and revised edition that presents all 4 pages of revealed knowledge. No library is complete without it!

Carry the message of your choice on your checkbook cover. It sends a message every time you use your checkbook in public to make a payment. The checkbook cover features four pockets for credit cards, two cash pouches, and of course a place for your checkbook.
The images at the left are samples for your consideration, but feel free to describe the image you would prefer. (Some restrictions apply on images that carry a trademark or copyright.) Please tell us which Design/Words you want on your checkbook cover in the 'Ordering Instructions' box in the Shopping Cart.