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Welcome to the page of stuff that didn't fall into a neat category. We have bumper sticker holders, Jesus dress-up magnets, license plates, mousepads... all kinds of cool gifts we think you'll love!
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Ten Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus Cozy
$5.00 The Ten Reasons Why Beer is Better than Jesus Can Cozy will help keep your beer cold on those hot summer days...or any day for that matter. This cool cozy feature an image of Jesus holding a bottle of beer as he too contemplates the reasons why beer is better than Jesus. It's sure to be a hit at your next party. Click the image for a list of the reasons. |
Believe In God Breath Spray$5.00 Believe In God Breath Spray. One heavenly little spritz, and you'll be converted instantly! This minty peppermint spray will give you all kinds of mysterious powers over those of little faith! |
Buddh-Its sticky notes$6.45 Buddh-Its sticky notes. What we think, we become... And now you can pass on your enlightening eastern wisdom with these mini Buddha-shaped sticky notes! |
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Buddha Board Mini Gift Card - 5" x 5" Now On Sale!!! We saw these and decided they were wonderful, fun and relaxing. The Buddha Board Mini is an elegantly packaged 5-inch square "card" incorporating a "magic" painting surface that folds backward to create its own small easel stand. It comes with a brush and ten special occasion stickers (for birthdays, Christmas, romance, peace tranquility, joy and more) that senders can apply to personalize the cover. Made of thick plastic with a gloss finish. This is a wonderful gift for yourself or a friend! The Buddha Board is based on the Zen concept of living in the moment as the messages or images you paint on the "magic surface will slowly disappear as the water evaporates, leaving you with a clean slate. |
Top Ten Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus
$8.00 Our newly designed pint glass proudly proclaims, in easy to read type, just why beer is better than Jesus. Makes a great gift for those heathen, Atheist friends of yours, or for those Christian and Catholic relatives with a sense of humor! Also makes the perfect hostess gift at those holiday parties - sorry, beer not included! Great for any consumable liquid. The "Top Ten Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus" list we use is shown below. You can order a single glass or a two pack, which is specially priced.Click on image for a close-up. (The shipping is expensive, so we set it up to share the pain over two glasses.... we're sure you have a beer drinking buddy in need of enlightenment!) Click on the picture to read all ten reasons. |
Bumper Sticker Holder - suction cup$5.00 Bumper Sticker Holder - suction cup. Here's our brand new bumper sticker holder. Made of very high quality 10-gauge UV resistant vinyl, with 4 suction cups to attach it firmly inside your car windows. Now you can easily change your sticker any time you want! Dimensions: approx. 11" x 3" Manufactured in the United States. |
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Commandments Sticky Notes Booklet$6.49 Commandments Sticky Notes Booklet. A little book of stone tablet notes headed: "Thou Shalt" and "Thou Shalt Not!" These make the perfect righteous reminders for all those onerous tasks we all love to forget. Dimensions: approx. 3-1/4" x 4-1/4" |
DNA Blinker Pull$4.00 The DNA Blinker Pull has a colorful, twisted double-helix that blinks on and off. You can use this as a zipper pull, a keychain, or even put it on your luggage to identify it more easily. These do not use any batteries - they have a tiny solar cell which uses ambient light alone. |
DNA Double Helix model
$49.95 DNA Double Helix model. This is probably the finest DNA model on the market. This model is great fun for kids to assemble, makes a very valuable learning tool, and is a very impressive model once finished. This DNA model is 14" high x 5" wide, and the parts are made of durable plastic, with three steel rods on the sides for support. Comes with labels for each part of the structure, which makes it perfect for budding biologists. Every science classroom needs one of these! |
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FSM Single Sided Dog Tags$10.00 For your wearing pleasure we present the FSM dog tag! Choose from either several noodly navy depictions on a yellow background, or a single God coming down from the sky. Each comes ready to wear with a 24" stainless steel beaded chain. |
Blue DNA Helix Neck Tie $21.95 Multicolor DNA Tie. Here's a striking new blue-on-black double-helix neck tie. This makes a wonderful gift for your favorite science professor, or the surgeon who saved a loved one's life. |
DNA Neck Tie$18.00 Here's a spiralling DNA molecule, represented in shiny silver vinyl on a top-quality, pale blue or black tie. Perfect for the science-supporting suit-wearer, and it looks especially good with your white lab coat! |
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Scientific Terms DNA Tie, black with multi colors$21.95 Scientific Terms DNA Tie. Your favorite science professor or family doctor will love this premium-quality, black tie. Both front and rear of the tie are covered in bold, colorful words related to DNA research, So many learning opportunities, too. Wearing this will make you the undisputed star of the faculty party! |
DNA Playing Cards$6.00 DNA Playing Cards. This is definitely the safest way to play around with your DNA! Even the greatest scientists need a break from time to time, so here we bring you a full deck of brightly-colored playing cards. Whether you're busy mapping the human genome, or merely gambling away family heirlooms, these cool cards allow science to help you play a winning hand! |
Rainbow Dog Tag$10.00 Rainbow dog tag. Be proud of your colors! Great to display your views on homosexuality; remember, you can be straight and not be narrow! Comes ready to wear with stainless steel beaded chain. Dimensions: 2" x 1." |
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DNA Puzzle - One Large Spiral$5.98 DNA Puzzle - One Large Spiral. Now your science-obsessed kids can learn the shape of DNA by assembling this bold DNA helix design on the coffee table! 300 pieces, Dimensions approx: 15" x 10" (38cm x 26cm) |
Einstein Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet $5.95 The fuzzy-haired genius is back in playful puppet form. Put on your best faux Austrian accent and have hours of fun trying to explain the Theory of Relativity. |
Cthulhu Mints$3.00 Cthulhu is a horrific and terrifying cosmic entity that shows up in some of H.P. Lovecraft's science fiction novels. We're just speculating here, but it would seem that a hideous, tentacle-faced monster like Cthulhu could have some seriously nasty breath. Perhaps if he just had a tin of these mints he might have a more positive attitude? Each 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) round tin contains about one hundred peppermints. |
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DNA Puzzle - Two Small Spirals$5.98 DNA Puzzle - Two Small Spirals. Here is a 300-piece puzzle featuring two intertwined spirals of DNA, floating over a digitized background. A meeting of biology and technology! Dimensions approx: 15" x 10" (38cm x 26cm) |
Dante’s Inferno Balls Cinnamon Candies$6.00 These amazing little candies are hand forged by demons in the third circle of hell. The spicy cinnamon flavor is simply sinful! Each 3-3/4" x 2-3/8" x 7/8" (9.5 cm x 6 cm x 2.2 cm) tin contains about one hundred spicy cinnamon candies. |
E Pluribus Unum Rubber Stamp$17.50 This Latin phrase translates as "Out of Many, One", and appeared on U.S. currency before self-righteous folks pressured the U S Congress to replace it with a prayer. It was the official motto of the United States. This self-inking rubber stamp produces red text 1/8-inch (0.3175 cm) in height. Great for marking currency, books, documents, etc. |
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Einsteinian Gluon Sticky Notes Booklet$6.45 Einsteinian Sticky Notes Booklet. Here is a great office gift full of little multi-colored notes to help you remember all those relatively universal tasks - like getting the copier fixed and emptying the waste paper basket again! Dimensions: approx. 3-1/4" x 4-1/4". The cover of the package calls Gluons. |
Evolve Keychain pewter$4.50 Now you can rattle your keys with our cool new EvolveFISH pewter keychain! It's a solid, chunky metal design that's guaranteed to survive earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, the next ice age, rigged elections, SUV rollovers, or your next local tea party! Dimensions: Approx. 2-1/2" x 3/4" |
Freedom is the Distance black mug$8.00 Freedom is the Distance Between Church & State black, 14 oz (450 ml) mug. Coffee-break time is the ideal opportunity to express your support for the First Amendment. This eye-catching gold image on a strong, acrylic, dishwasher and microwave-safe mug shows you're a patriot through and through. Made in the USA! |
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Freedom is the Distance Flag$12.00 Our popular Freedom is the Distance design is now available on a flag, just in time for this summer's parades and celebrations. Order yours now for this year's Independence Day celebrations. The flag is made of polyester, measures 12 x 17 inches (30.5 x 43.2 cm) and comes on a 24-inch (61 cm) stick. Image is printed on one side of flag. |
Freedom is the Distance Light Switch Cover$10.00 Our Freedom is the Distance Between Church and State image moves to where it can provide real illumination: the light switch! This metal cover fits over any standard sized light switch. Dimensions: 3-1/2 x 5 inches (8.9 x 12.7 cm). |
Freudian Slips Sticky Notes$6.45 Freudian Slips Assorted Sticky Notes. These cute little post-it notes are ideal for when you say one thing, but mean your mother... |
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 Gay & Lesbian ProductsOrder online or by phone 1-800-386-5846. We ship our USA-made emblems, non-religious, pro-science, freethought, atheist products anywhere - fast! |
 Get Out of Hell Free Products PageThis series is the perfect retort for sanctimonious busybodies concerned about the ultimate disposition of your soul! Click here to see the full list of Get Out of Hell Free products. |
Hitch Plug with Selected FISH emblem$16.95 Here's the perfect way to use your car or truck's empty trailer hitch. The hitch plug is made of high impact plastic, and fits snugly into the empty hitch. The standard pin used to hold your real hitch in place will hold this one instead. Plus, it comes with the FISH-y emblem of your choice! Fits hitches with the standard 2" x 2" inner opening. |
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Humanist Money Rubber Stamp$15.00 Here's one way to let people know that not everyone abides by the motto on our money. This self-inking stamp is easy to carry and allows you to quickly stamp your message in red letters that are 5/32" (.4 cm) tall. |
Humanist Neck Tie$18.00 Humanist Neck Tie. These high-quality ties feature a line of four happy Humanists in silver. This is always a great conversation starter, as the Humanist symbol is still little-known in the USA. Your other dinner guests will be intrigued when you start to tell them about Humanism! Tie available in black or blue. |
HumanLight Candle$10.00 A white votive candle sits inside this frosted glass vessel, which is 2-1/2" (6.35 cm) high and 1-3/4" (4.45cm) in diameter. Light up the winter darkness with HumanLight ambiance! Made in the USA! Go to HumanLight.Org for more information. |
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HumanLight Tree OrnamentThis beautiful holiday tree ornament is 3-1/2 inches (8.89 cm) in diameter and is made of frosted white glass. Reclaim the idea of decorating a holiday tree for the HumanLight celebration. Made in the U.S.A. Go to HumanLight.Org for more information. |
Jeez-Its Sticky Notes$6.45 Jeez-Its Sticky Notes. Verily may ye send these holy little sticky notes unto others, that they may understand your righteous commands...! |
Jesus Pillbox$12.00 Jesus Pillbox. Holy Paxil, it looks like the almighty has an earthly drug rep! Keep your collection of chemicals safe and dry in this cool three-compartment chrome pillbox. Diameter: approx. 1-3/4" We already asked your doctor - he said this pillbox is right for you. |
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Jesus Saves Car Air Freshener$2.99 Jesus Saves Car Air Freshener. He plays a good game, but can be a bit whiffy afterwards. This air freshener will get rid of the unholy smell of sweaty messiah from your sport-ute, leaving a clean pine-fresh fragrance behind. |
Lookin' Good for Jesus Lip Balm$5.00 Look good for that hunky Hebrew with Virtuous Vanilla flavored lipbalm. Rated at SPF 18 to keep your lips moist while on those desert trips. Get tight with Christ! |
 MugsCoffee time? You'll need a mug!
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Nancy Pearl Librarian Action Figure$9.00 She should be everyone's heroine (our apologies for all those male librarians out there)! Librarians are always standing up for our rights...even when they are 'shushing' us. This is a definite must-have for every librarian you know... and maybe for a few folks you wish would shush-up and read. Her name is Nancy Pearl and she comes complete with her own action figure trading card, bookmark and stack of books. Nancy stands just under 5" tall and has a realistic push-button 'shushing' action! Possibly the most fun you'll ever have with a librarian (I know a few and they will make me pay late fees for saying that). |
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Obama Logo License Plate$12.00 Obama Logo License Plate. Several US states allow drivers to put their own plates on the front of vehicles, so here's an obvious design for Progressives in those states! Displayed on a crisp white background, the Obama 'sunrise' symbol is approx 5-1/2" in diameter. (Note: the following states are the only ones that do not officially require a front plate - AL, AZ, AR, DE, FL, GA, IN, KS, KY, LA, MI, MS, NM, NC, OK, PA, SC, TN, and WV.) |
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