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Welcome to the page of stuff that didn't fall into a neat category. We have bumper sticker holders, Jesus dress-up magnets, Impeachmints, finger puppets... all kinds of cool gift stuff we think you'll love!
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Scientific Terms DNA Tie, black with multi colors$21.95 Scientific Terms DNA Tie. Your favorite science professor or family doctor will love this premium-quality, black tie. Both front and rear of the tie are covered in bold, colorful words related to DNA research, So many learning opportunities, too. Wearing this will make you the undisputed star of the faculty party! [Order] [Checkout] |
DNA Playing Cards$6.00 DNA Playing Cards. This is definitely the safest way to play around with your DNA! Even the greatest scientists need a break from time to time, so here we bring you a full deck of brightly-colored playing cards. Whether you're busy mapping the human genome, or merely gambling away family heirlooms, these cool cards allow science to help you play a winning hand! [Order] [Checkout] |
DNA Puzzle - One Large Spiral$5.98 DNA Puzzle - One Large Spiral. Now your science-obsessed kids can learn the shape of DNA by assembling this bold DNA helix design on the coffee table! 300 pieces, Dimensions approx: 15" x 10" (38cm x 26cm) [Order] [Checkout] |
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DNA Puzzle - Two Small Spirals$5.98 DNA Puzzle - Two Small Spirals. Here is a 300-piece puzzle featuring two intertwined spirals of DNA, floating over a digitized background. A meeting of biology and technology! Dimensions approx: 15" x 10" (38cm x 26cm) [Order] [Checkout] |
Relativity Watch with rotating numbers$30.00 Explore that whole relativity space-time continuum thing on your wrist with this cool watch! Features a conventional set of pointers with an orbiting second-counting dial and a leather strap. This makes the perfect gift for the young Einstein in your family! [Order] [Checkout] |
E Pluribus Unum Rubber Stamp$17.50 This Latin phrase translates as "Out of Many, One", and appeared on U.S. currency before self-righteous folks pressured the U S Congress to replace it with a prayer. It was the official motto of the United States. This self-inking rubber stamp produces red text 1/8-inch (0.3175 cm) in height. Great for marking currency, books, documents, etc. [Order] [Checkout] |
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Albert Einstein Action Figure$9.00 Albert Einstein is arguably one of the most fascinating and influential thinkers in the history of the world. In fact, the name 'Einstein' has become synonymous with the word 'genius'. Now, this genius has been boiled down to the Einstein Action Figure. The Einstein action figure stands just over 5' tall and features bendable arms, legs that bend at the hips, and a moveable head filled with his trademark wild, gray hair. [Order] [Checkout] |
Einstein Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet$5.95 The fuzzy-haired genius is back in playful puppet form. Put on your best faux Austrian accent and have hours of fun trying to explain the Theory of Relativity. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Einsteinian Sticky Notes Booklet$6.45 Einsteinian Sticky Notes Booklet. Here is a great office gift full of little multi-colored notes to help you remember all those relatively universal tasks - like getting the copier fixed and emptying the waste paper basket again! Dimensions: approx. 3-1/4" x 4-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
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Evolve Keychain pewter$4.50 Now you can rattle your keys with our cool new EvolveFISH pewter keychain! It's a solid, chunky metal design that's guaranteed to survive earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, the next ice age, rigged elections, SUV rollovers... or at least another windy summer in Florida. Dimensions: Approx. 2-1/2" x 3/4" [ Add to Cart] [Checkout] |
Evolve Mirror
$1.50 This handy pocket mirror can be used for applying makeup, signaling to rescuers, peeking around corners...and all sorts of other things as well. Diameter: 2 inches (5.08 cm). Click on picture for another view! [Order] [Checkout] |
Evolving Darwin Play Set$9.95 Evolving Darwin Play Set. Here's a set of 5 action figures, from lizard through ape, primitive man, tool-user, all the way up to distinguished scientist! Kids will have fun tracing the rise of the Human race - it makes learning about nature and evolution a lot of fun! [Order] [Checkout] |
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Freedom is the Distance black mug$5.00 Freedom is the Distance Between Church & State black, 14 oz (450 ml) mug. Coffee-break time is the ideal opportunity to express your support for the First Amendment. This eye-catching gold image on a strong, acrylic, dishwasher and microwave-safe mug shows you're a patriot through and through. Made in the USA! [Order] [Checkout]
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Freedom is the Distance Flag$12.00 Our popular Freedom is the Distance design is now available on a flag, just in time for this summer's parades and celebrations. Order yours now for this year's Independence Day celebrations. The flag is made of polyester, measures 12 x 17 inches (30.5 x 43.2 cm) and comes on a 24-inch (61 cm) stick. Image is printed on one side of flag. |
Freedom is the Distance Light Switch Cover$10.00 Our Freedom is the Distance Between Church and State image moves to where it can provide real illumination: the light switch! This metal cover fits over any standard sized light switch. Dimensions: 3-1/2 x 5 inches (8.9 x 12.7 cm). [Order] [Checkout] |
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Freudian Slips Sticky Notes$6.45 Freudian Slips Assorted Sticky Notes. These cute little post-it notes are ideal for when you say one thing, but mean your mother... [Order] [Checkout] |
 Gay & Lesbian ProductsOrder online or by phone 1-800-386-5846. We ship our USA-made emblems, non-religious, pro-science, freethought, atheist products anywhere - fast! |
 Get Out of Hell Free Products PageThis series is the perfect retort for sanctimonious busybodies concerned about the ultimate disposition of your soul! Click here to see the full list of Get Out of Hell Free products. |
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Goddess of Fertility Pewter Necklace$7.00 Out of the primordial past the Goddess of Fertility gave birth to all creation. Her appearance was lovingly crafted and is the oldest known sculpture of a human form. Also known as the bountiful Earth Goddess, she celebrates the glowing bond between mother and child. Actual goddess is 1 inch tall (2.5cm) and comes on a cord necklace. [Order] [Checkout] |
Heaven or Hell? sticky notes$6.45 Heaven or Hell? sticky notes. Here's a useful little book of sticky notes, listing the 7 Deadly Sins and the 7 Heavenly Virtues. Are you gonna be good or bad today?! Dimensions: approx. 3-1/4" x 4-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Hitch Plug with FISH emblem$16.95 Here's the perfect way to use your car or truck's empty trailer hitch. The hitch plug is made of high impact plastic, and fits snugly into the empty hitch. The standard pin used to hold your real hitch in place will hold this one instead. Plus, it comes with the FISH-y emblem of your choice! Fits hitches with the standard 2" x 2" inner opening. |
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Humanist Money Rubber Stamp$15.00 Here's one way to let people know that not everyone abides by the motto on our money. This self-inking stamp is easy to carry and allows you to quickly stamp your message in red letters that are 5/32" (.4 cm) tall. [Order] [Checkout] |
Humanist Neck Tie$18.00 Humanist Neck Tie. These high-quality ties feature a line of four happy Humanists in silver. This is always a great conversation starter, as the Humanist symbol is still little-known in the USA. Your other dinner guests will be intrigued when you start to tell them about Humanism! Tie available in black or blue. |
HumanLight Candle$10.00 A white votive candle sits inside this frosted glass vessel, which is 2-1/2" (6.35 cm) high and 1-3/4" (4.45cm) in diameter. Light up the winter darkness with HumanLight ambiance! Made in the USA! Go to HumanLight.Org for more information. [Order] [Checkout] |
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HumanLight Tree Ornament$10.00 This beautiful holiday tree ornament is 3-1/2 inches (8.89 cm) in diameter and is made of frosted white glass. Reclaim the idea of decorating a holiday tree for the HumanLight celebration. Made in the U.S.A. Go to HumanLight.Org for more information. [Order] [Checkout] |
It's Never Too Late To Mutate Mouse Pad
$11.00 NOT just another mouse pad! This one is a work of art! It's Never Too Late to Mutate, and we know our computers do it as soon as our backs are turned. Dimensions: 7-3/4 x 9 inches (19.7cm x 22.8cm) [Order] [Checkout] |
Jeez-Its Sticky Notes$6.45 Jeez-Its Sticky Notes. Verily may ye send these holy little sticky notes unto others, that they may understand your righteous commands...! [Order] [Checkout] |
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Jesus Action Figure$9.00 Everyone has a different take on Jesus. Wherever your theological compass points, you will agree that this is the coolest action figure since G.I. Joe. Each hard plastic Jesus Action Figure stands 5 inches (12.7 cm) tall with poseable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action. Comes in an illustrated package with biblical quotes on the back. [Order] [Checkout] |
Jesus Bandages$5.00 Jesus Bandages! Here is America's latest healthcare revolution. Tape a messianic band-aid over your boo-boo or owy, and miraculous healing processes will occur. Also contains a cute little Jesus pen-topper! [Order] [Checkout] |
Jesus Pillbox$12.00 Jesus Pillbox. Holy Paxil, it looks like the almighty has an earthly drug rep! Keep your collection of chemicals safe and dry in this cool three-compartment chrome pillbox. Diameter: approx. 1-3/4" We already asked your doctor - he said this pillbox is right for you. [Order] [Checkout] |
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Jesus Saves Car Air Freshener$2.99 Jesus Saves Car Air Freshener. He plays a good game, but can be a bit whiffy afterwards. This air freshener will get rid of the unholy smell of sweaty messiah from your sport-ute, leaving a clean pine-fresh fragrance behind. [Order] [Checkout] |
Lookin' Good for Jesus Lip Balm$5.00 Look good for that hunky Hebrew with Virtuous Vanilla flavored lipbalm. Rated at SPF 18 to keep your lips moist while on those desert trips. Get tight with Christ! [Order] [Checkout] |
Mind if I Smoke A Doobie Car Air Freshener$3.00 Mind if I smoke A Doobie Car Air Freshener. Here's another great lifestyle accessory for all you Doobie brothers and sisters out there. Inhale this strong, woodsy scent with impunity - ahhh! [Order] [Checkout] |
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Mini Zen Sand Garden$4.95 Mini Zen Sand Garden. Now you can make your own calming little zen garden, using the sand and rake included with this 3" x 2-1/4" sand box. This is the perfect 'time-out' relaxation toy for stressed-out execs, over-worked moms, exhausted students, and you! [Order] [Checkout] |
 MugsCoffee time? You'll need a mug!
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Nancy Pearl Librarian Action Figure$9.00 She should be everyone's heroine (our apologies for all those male librarians out there)! Librarians are always standing up for our rights...even when they are 'shushing' us. This is a definite must-have for every librarian you know... and maybe for a few folks you wish would shush-up and read. Her name is Nancy Pearl and she comes complete with her own action figure trading card, bookmark and stack of books. Nancy stands just under 5" tall and has a realistic push-button 'shushing' action! Possibly the most fun you'll ever have with a librarian (I know a few and they will make me pay late fees for saying that). [Order] [Checkout] |
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NEW Heavenly Designed Holy Water Bottle $18.00 NEW Heavenly Designed Holy Water Bottle. Perfect for refreshing and redeeming the parched sinner, the exhausted pilgrim hiker, or even conducting impromptu baptisms halfway up a mountain! Bottle stands 8.5 inches tall, and can contain 20 ounces of godly fluid(s) when filled. Made of safe, everlasting stainless steel, and colored with lead-free ink, so no nasty toxins here. Holy water not included, as we drank it all last week. Yummy! [Order] [Checkout] |
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Obama Logo License Plate$12.00 Obama Logo License Plate. Several US states allow drivers to put their own plates on the front of vehicles, so here's an obvious design for Progressives in those states! Displayed on a crisp white background, the Obama 'sunrise' symbol is approx 5-1/2" in diameter. [Order] [Checkout] |
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Obama Magnetic Finger Puppet$5.95 Obama Magnetic Finger Puppet. Commemorate Obama's history-making victory with this adorable 4" tall finger puppet! Go ahead, stick your finger out for Obama! And when you're done, his magnetic powers can keep track of other radically important future events (such as your next trip to the grocery store) on your fridge door. [Order] [Checkout] |
Obama Rama Car Freshener$3.00 Obama Rama Car Freshener. A breath of much-needed fresh air on the Democratic scene, Mr Obama might just clear the stench of Republican corruption from Washington. Let him give your car a clean fresh scent, too! [Order] [Checkout] |
Official Garment of Congressional Democrats Door Mat$25.00 Well, here we are. Over a year has passed since the voters gave the Dems a majority in both houses of Congress in 2006 and look at how they've taken it to those war criminals Bush and Cheney. We've pulled troops out of Iraq, closed Gitmo, no longer torture people, addressed health care, impeachment proceedings are moving right along, and... Oh wait a minute, none of those things they were voted into power to do, have been done. Nothing relevant has changed and the Dems have shown that they are the true door mats of our political system. So here it is, the official garment of Congressional Democrats, the door mats of our political system. Buy a couple and send one to your Democratic Congressional critter. It just might give them a clue as to why they won in 2006 and why the voters put them there. (To be fair, it appears that Dennis Kucinich, one of the very few Dems who is not a door mat, and his H.R. 333 to impeach Cheney is gaining strength among the invertebrates. However, we are waiting for the Dem leadership to kill this resolution before it gets anywhere. Watch and see.) This tough rubber-backed door mat is approx. 24" x 18" |
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