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Welcome to the page of stuff that didn't fall into a neat category. We have WTF mints, bumper sticker holders, Jesus dress-up magnets, Bush toilet paper, Impeachmints, finger puppets, Smush Bush... all kinds of cool gift stuff we think you'll love!
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Axis of Evil - boxed finger puppets (Bush, Kim, Saddam, Khamenei)$18.00 All I want for xmas is an Axis of Evil! Here we have a box of fearsome finger puppet felons: George W Bush, Kim Jong Il, the late Saddam Hussein (in handcuffs!), and Ayatollah Khamenei. Endless hours of fun as they wage war on each other - then you can stick 'em all on your fridge door, as they are magnets too! [Order] [Checkout] |
Saint Anne Patron of Lost Objects figureLost your keys / cellphone / wallet? Invoke the unearthly power of Saint Anne to help you locate those missing valuables! She's also a very busy protector of miners, broommakers, grandparents and old clothes dealers! She stands 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall on her little platform, has a removable backdrop and a glowing halo! [Order] [Checkout] |
Bush Toilet Paper
Now you can express your dissatisfaction with G.W. Bush in a very symbolic manner. He's been doling out the BS to us all since he stole the 2000 election, so now here's something to wipe it all up! (Due to weight, this item ships via Priority Mail at $3.85) [Order] [Checkout] |
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Lookin' Good for Jesus Lip Balm$5.00 Look good for that hunky Hebrew with Virtuous Vanilla flavored lipbalm. Rated at SPF 18 to keep your lips moist while on those desert trips. Get tight with Christ! [Order] [Checkout] |
Freedom is the Distance black mugFreedom is the Distance Between Church & State black, 14 oz (450 ml) mug. Coffee-break time is the ideal opportunity to express your support for the First Amendment. This eye-catching gold image on a strong, acrylic, dishwasher and microwave-safe mug shows you're a patriot through and through. Made in the USA! [Order] [Checkout]
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Any Image Car Flag$12.00 Perfect for those times when a bumper sticker alone just cannot express what you want to say. We can put any slogan or image of your choice* on these 11" x 17" car flags. Go for the W-slash image shown, or create your own idea. Just tell us what you want in the notes field of the shopping cart. *We cannot print copyright or trademark images on your flag. |
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Peace Symbol Soap$3.00 The Peace Symbol Soap features a pleasant honey almond fragrance with all-vegetable glycerin and is alcohol-free. Yellow cornmeal has been added for exfoliation. The cornmeal is in the top part of the soap, which means the peace sign should remain visible for the life of the bar. Diameter: 2-1/2" (6.4cm) [Order] [Checkout] |
Magnetic Backing for Stickers
$2.50 Any of our stickers can be turned into a magnet! These 12" x 4" self-adhesive magnetic backings make it possible to temporarily display your stickers on a car, file cabinet, computer case or refrigerator without having to worry about peeling them off again. This is a great way to take your favorite slogans into your home or office, or test the water before taking the plunge and permanently attaching a sticker to your car. But remember to remove them before driving through your local car wash! [Order] [Checkout] |
Replacement Fish Feet (6-pack)$2.50 Has your evolved fish been the victim of a hate crime? Was it left limping with one or no legs? Fix it with new vinyl feet! We're now offering replacement legs for all your fish. In the event of deformity, or simply an evolutionary throwback, these feet will give your fish the mobility it needs. Sold in packs of six pairs, these attractive silver vinyl feet will fit snugly and permanently under any emblem. Simply peel 'em off and stick 'em on! [Order] [Checkout] |
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Nun Chuck$4.95 Nun Chuck! Get revenge for your Catholic Education by launching these four heartless Mothers Superior into a low-earth orbit using the catapult. Wheeee - watch 'em fly! This is the perfect gift for Notre Dame survivors and all others left scarred by centuries of Vatican madness. See also the Boss Toss! [Order] [Checkout] |
Einstein Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet$5.95 The fuzzy-haired genius is back in playful puppet form. Put on your best faux Austrian accent and have hours of fun trying to explain the Theory of Relativity. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Schrodinger's Cat Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet$5.95 Schrodinger's Cat, wanted dead and alive, for your finger or metal surface. This may be the same theory in play with Iraq's weapons of mass destruction... we can't observe them we can't be sure, are they there or not? We know they used to be there... we supplied them. Buy one today! (Schrodinger's cat not a WMD ) [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
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Charles Darwin Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet$5.95 On your finger, it's a puppet; on your fridge, it's a magnet! It's the Charles Darwin magnetic personality finger puppet. The finger puppet is 4 inches tall by about 4 inches wide (10 x 10 cm) and made of soft cloth. [Order] [Checkout] |
Pavlov's Dog Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet$5.95 Pavlov's Pet Puppy in Puppet Parallel. Pavlov's dog wants to go home to you. He is just salivating for the chance! Pavlov's dog for your fridge, file cabinet, or finger. Irrisistably soft. Adopt one today! [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Axis of Evil III (Rumsfeld, Condi, Cheney, and Dubya) Boxed Finger Puppets$18.00 The true Axis of Evil presented in hilarious finger-puppet form. Now you can make your own Bu$h administration and act out some of the dumber, more corrupt parts of their lives. Pretend you're an oil company lobbyist: control them all! [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
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W Deck - Dubya's Feminine Side Playing Cards$10.00 Bushy shows us a softer, more feminine side with this collector's poker deck. Included are 55 original portraits of the Decider in Chiffon. Awww, doesn't he look lovely? [Order] [Checkout] |
ResErection Light Switch Cover
$10.00 Turn on Jesus when you turn on the lights! The ResErection light switch cover gives a whole new meaning to the saying "Jesus arose!" The switch cover fits over most US-standard light switches, is made of metal and comes with two screws for mounting(!) [Order] [Checkout] |
American Humanist License Plate$15.00 Here's a great way to show your support for the American Humanist Association. The license plate is made of aluminum and is ready to mount on your car. [Order] [Checkout] |
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Pope Innocent III Action FigureArmed with his formidable power of excommunication and an intimidating scroll inscribed with Latin text, this 6" (15.2cm) tall, hard vinyl model of the 176th Pope will soon have all your other action figures lining up for confession. Read the back of the package and you'll find that Pope Innocent III was a good guy in all respects. He was a patron of the arts, cared about orphans, built a hospital and reunified the Papal States. Comes with removable fancy Pope hat! [Order] [Checkout] |
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Catholic Totem Bishop, Pedophillic
$120.00 Catholic Totem complete with "blind" bishop, pedophilic priest and alter boy! This great totem is handmade by Mimi and Michael Morelli. Mimi and Michael are the artists and crafters of a full series of masks (see the Big Hair'd Evangelical Preacher and the American Politician). These are carved from recycled high-density fiberboard overlaid with latex, plaster and acrylic. Very Limited edition, only 2 ever made.... each is signed and dated. Totem stands 25 inches tall (63.5 cm). [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
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Smush Bush Stress Reliever$7.00 George W Bush is by far the most divisive and dangerous president this country has ever seen. He's a source of stress and misery the world over, so release some of that angst and SMUSH him! The Smush Bush doll is great for kicking and slapping around. Go ahead, you know you want to. Soft, pliable Smush Bush doll stands 4" (10.2cm) tall and about 2-1/2" (6.4cm) at its widest point. Get yours today and start venting some o' that pent-up indignant rage!! [Order] [Checkout] |
Customized Checkbook Cover$18.00 Carry the message of your choice on your checkbook cover. It sends a message every time you use your checkbook in public to make a payment. The checkbook cover features four pockets for credit cards, two cash pouches, and of course a place for your checkbook. The images at the left are samples for your consideration, but feel free to describe the image you would prefer. (Some restrictions apply on images that carry a trademark or copyright.) Please tell us which Design/Words you want on your checkbook cover in the 'Ordering Instructions' box in the Shopping Cart. [Order] [Checkout] |
Any Image License Plate
$19.95 The Any Image License Plate gives you one more option for getting out what you want to say. Use your own message or use one from our wide selection of stickers, buttons or magnets (like the designs shown in the display image to the left). The license plate is made of aluminum and its dimensions are 12 x 6 inches (30.48 x 15.24 cm). Please click on the image for ordering instructions and more details. [Order] [Checkout] |
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Freedom is the Distance Flag$12.00 Our popular Freedom is the Distance design is now available on a flag, just in time for this summer's parades and celebrations. Order yours now for this year's Independence Day celebrations. The flag is made of polyester, measures 12 x 17 inches (30.5 x 43.2 cm) and comes on a 24-inch (61 cm) stick. Image is printed on one side of flag. |
Custom License Plate Frame
$19.95 Do bumper stickers alone not tell what you want to say? Now you can have any message of your choice placed on a custom license plate frame. Use your own message or use one from our wide selection of stickers, buttons or magnets (like the "Godless American" design shown in the display image to the left). Message area is 1-1/8" tall by 6-1/2" long. Please click on the image for ordering instructions and more details. [Order] [Checkout] |
Albert Einstein Action Figure$9.00 Albert Einstein is arguably one of the most fascinating and influential thinkers in the history of the world. In fact, the name 'Einstein' has become synonymous with the word 'genius'. Now, this genius has been boiled down to the Einstein Action Figure. The Einstein action figure stands just over 5' tall and features bendable arms, legs that bend at the hips, and a moveable head filled with his trademark wild, gray hair. [Order] [Checkout] |
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Sigmund Freud Action Figure Why do we do the things we do? What motivates us? What's with that 'naked at work' dream? Sigmund Freud's attempts to answer these questions established his reputation as the father of psychoanalysis. Although some believe Freud's explanations of human behavior rely too heavily on sex, where would we be without the Freudian concepts of ID, ego, the Oedipus complex and penis envy? The Sigmund Freud action figure stands 5" tall and features a moveable head and bendable arms with a cigar in his right hand. After all, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.... [Order] [Checkout] |
Social Security if Not Broken Cards, pack of 10$2.00 Here's an easy way to spread the word against Bush's attempted Social Security piracy. These cards are great for handing out everywhere. The front of card says "If it ain't broke...Don't Privatize it!" The back lists 5 things to know about Social Security: 1. Social Security is not going bankrupt, contrary to the President's claims. 2. George Bush's scam would pay for private accounts by making massive cuts to future retiree's benefits. 3. Privatization means trillions of dollars of new national debt. 4. The Republican scam would turn a guaranteed benefit into a guaranteed gamble. 5. We all agree that Social Security should be strengthened for the future. Comes as a pack of ten cards. [Order] [Checkout] |
Social Security - ""If It Ain't Not Broken"" Sign$1.00 Post this sign wherever you want to express your displeasure with Bush's assault on Social Security. Dimensions: 8-1/2 x 11. Printed on a heavy weight paper. [Order] [Checkout] |
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Soldier Bush Beans
$1.00 Soldier Bush Bean seeds are a shelling bean that's ideal for ending up in the soup. Use to create stewing conflicts, simmering resentments and boiling mad enemies. Also makes a powerul dip. Package contains 2 grams of Soldier Bush Bean seeds. [Order] [Checkout] |
Freedom is the Distance Light Switch Cover$10.00 Our Freedom is the Distance Between Church and State image moves to where it can provide real illumination: the light switch! This metal cover fits over any standard sized light switch. Dimensions: 3-1/2 x 5 inches (8.9 x 12.7 cm). [Order] [Checkout] |
What God Has Revealed to Man$0.50 For thousands of years people have sought insight from beyond the natural, physical world. Countless prayers, quests, crusades, wars and pogroms have been offered and waged in pursuit of, or due to, "God's revealed knowledge." Now...the waiting is over! Here it is, all of the knowledge that God has bestowed upon humankind. This is the expanded and revised edition that presents all 4 pages of revealed knowledge. No library is complete without it! [Order] [Checkout] |
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Flying Pig Soap$4.50 The Flying Pig Soap features a pleasant peach fragrance, is made with all-vegetable glycerin and is alcohol-free. It also features white cornmeal for exfoliation. The cornmeal is in the top part of the soap which means the flying pig doesn't melt away quickly, but stays pretty much for the life of the soap. Dimensions: 3-3/4 x 2-3/4 inches (9.5cm x 7cm). [Order] [Checkout] |
Brainwash Soap$3.00 The E= MC2 BrainWash Soap contains spearmint essential oil, all-vegetable glycerin, and is alcohol-free. It also contains white cornmeal for exfoliation. The cornmeal is in the top of the soap to keep the E=MC2 design lasting for the life of the bar. Diameter: 2-1/2 inches (6.35 cm). [Order] [Checkout] |
EvolveFISH Soap$4.50 The EvolveFISH soap contains lemongrass essential oil, is made with all-vegetable glycerin, and is alcohol-free. It also features yellow cornmeal for exfoliation. The cornmeal is in the top part of the soap, so the EvolveFISH will stay visible for most of the soap bar's life. Dimensions: 3-3/4 x 2-1/4 inches (9.5 x 5.7 cm). [Order] [Checkout] |
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George Bush's Dumbass Head on a String Air Freshener
$3.00 The George Bush's Dumbass head on a sting air freshener emits a "musky, powerful man-scent" sure to offend "girly-men" everywhere. Use this presidential air freshener in the car, under the toilet seat, or anywhere there are hard to reach odors that need Republican attention. Comes in a colorful, humorously illustrated package. Air freshener is 4-1/4 inches tall x 3 inches wide (10.8 x 7.62 cm). [Order] [Checkout] |
Bush Cards Update stickers$1.25 Are your Bush Cards getting out of date? Can't keep up with all the resignations and investigations? unsure of who's in and who's out? you are not alone. Now you can keep your Bush Cards as current as the daily paper and have fun at the same time. Features stickers for almost all situations. [Order] [Checkout] |
Election 2004 Cards and Game
$7.00 This fun-packed parody of the Republican Party includes: - 52 cards and 3 jokers. - Full color caricatures of Republican Party honchos and their supporters. - Satirical write-ups that spoof these public figures. - A game in which participants compete against each other (and President Bush) to collect votes in four electoral returns [Order] [Checkout] |
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Humanist Money Rubber Stamp$15.00 Here's one way to let people know that not everyone abides by the motto on our money. This self-inking stamp is easy to carry and allows you to quickly stamp your message in red letters that are 5/32" (.4 cm) tall. [Order] [Checkout] |
E Pluribus Unum Rubber Stamp$17.50 This Latin phrase translates as "Out of Many, One", and appeared on U.S. currency before self-righteous folks pressured the U S Congress to replace it with a prayer. It was the official motto of the United States. This self-inking rubber stamp produces red text 1/8-inch (0.3175 cm) in height. Great for marking currency, books, documents, etc. [Order] [Checkout] |
Atheist Money Rubber Stamp$17.50 This self-inking rubber stamp produces a black text block 1/4-inch (0.3cm) in height. You can have great fun marking our precious currency, which was horribly defaced back in the 1950's by sly fundamentalists!! [Order] [Checkout] |
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