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Say it with a magnet! Irreligious, Peaceful, Pro-Science,
Anti-war, Obama, Environmental, Progressive, Liberal, Gay rights, and more magnets. There's something here for everyone! All of our magnets are proudly made in The USA! You can also turn ANY of our stickers into a magnet by selecting a sticker and then the magnet backing. Instant magnet of your dreams! These make the perfect gifts!
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Carl Sagan Quote Magnet$3.90 We believe this powerful quote by Dr. Carl Sagan: "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known," Sums up the utter beauty that science, and the pursuit of it, represents. This magnet, humble, but powerful, like the man is represents, is a great gift for you or any science lover in your life. It's a constant reminder that knowledge is power, and reason is paramount. |
God was My Copilot, but I ate him Magnet$3.90 Sometimes a Body of Christ wafer just isn't enough to to keep your belly full when stranded in a harsh alpine environment! We also have this on a Shirt and a Sticker |
Christians Aren't Perfect Magnet $3.90 "Christians Aren't Perfect, They Just Want YOU to Be" This images shows a woman getting the full christian treatment; burned at the stake. We should be glad that these barbaric methods have been replaced the more refined black-list and back-alley health care. With continued pressure, we might end all religious abuse in the next century or two. Dimensions: 3" x 2" (7.6cm x 5cm). |
When Fascism Comes to America Palin Magnet
$3.90 Sinclair Lewis once said that "when fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." Our sentiments, exactly. Click on image for a close-up of the design. [Add to Cart] [View Cart] |
Mythology Today it's religion, tomorrow it's fable magnet
$3.90 This full color magnet states the thousands year old history of Mythology: today it's religion, tomorrow it's fable. Anyone who has examined religions can see the parallels - virgin births, December birthdays, "Sun" (or "Son") of God, usually all of which look a lot like humans! Featured here are Horus, the Divine Son of Egyptian mythology, the mighty Zeus, Father of the the Greek Gods, and of course, our pal JC. Magnet measures 3" x 2". Also available as a greeting card. Click on image for a close-up. |
I want you for science and Skeptism Randi magnet$3.90 I want you for science and skepticism with the iconic Amazing Randi as Uncle Randi! It also says "The sooner you learn the better off you will be." Those of us who love James Randi know he needs no introduction, but start the conversation with people who may not know who he is or what he stands for. |
God Less America Magnet$3.90 This is a popular modification of the tired old "god bless America" rallying cry of religious bigots and hatemongers. Simply by placing a round "not sign" over the letter "B" we have miraculously transformed it into a positive statement about the direction the country should rise toward. This is a 2 inch by 3 inch magnet, suitable for display on file cabinets, refrigerators, or most smooth metal surfaces. We also offer this design as a license plate and on a Tshirt. [Order] [Checkout] |
Flatter Jesus Or He’ll Burn you in Hell Magnet$3.90 Be mighty in your praise, or ye shall be smoted! This clever magnet encourages flattery of the Holy Son lest you incur his wrath. Of course, inside the cross rests the statement "but don't forget he loves you!" Aw. Doesn't that make you feel warm and tingly all over?! Click on image for a close-up. |
I've Got Nothing Against God it's his Fan Club Magnet$3.90 They tell us religions are kind and loving. They all are. But history tells another story. In the hands and minds of believers, all religious have been turned toward barbarism. The woman in front with blood smeared on her hand very scary. How would you like to have this mob outside of Your house? [Add to Cart] [View Cart] |
So Where's My F**n Pony? Magnet
$3.90 She's been praying hard all year, so she expects a reward for her efforts! Did God or Santa hear any of her sincere, heartfelt prayers? Dimensions: 2" x 3" |
Medicine minus Science equal Homeopathy$3.90 In our continuing effort to illustrate the difference between science and superstitions, this formula ( Medicine minus Science equals Homeopathy). Unfortunately, the people who need the formula most, don't understand formulas. [Add to Cart] [View Cart] |
Skeptic magnet$3.90 With recognizable names like Michael Shermer and the Amazing Randi, the skeptic society is always growing. Their mission, as written on jref(James Randi Educational Foundation), is "...to promote critical thinking by reaching out to the public and media with reliable information about paranormal and supernatural ideas so widespread in our society today." Two very popular magazines are Skeptic and Skeptical Inquirer. Let everyone know that you balance your open mind with a skeptical one. |
Gods Don't Kill People. People with Gods kill People magnet$3.90 Gods Don't Kill People. People with Gods kill People magnet. And who invented those gods in the first place? Hmmm, the human race might just be its own worst enemy sometimes. Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
Coexist in Love and Peace Planet Earth Magnet
$3.90 This 2" x 3" magnet features Momma Earth in full color glory with a beautiful message - Coexist in Love and Peace. Gee, what a concept! The Coexist is composed of multiple symbols; see a more detailed image by clicking on the picture. |
If Jesus Loves me why hasn’t he called, magnet$3.90 Well we all know what it's like to sit by a phone that doesn't ring...of course waiting for this call could take an eternity! A cute parody of Christianity and their teachings. Magnet measures 3" x 2". |
Have You Threatened Your Children With Eternal Damnation Today? magnet$3.90 Have You Threatened Your Children With Eternal Damnation Today? magnet. Because kids just love to hear that warm, cuddly, "You're going to burn forever in a lake of fire" stuff. In fact, there is no better way of expressing our unconditional love for them! Dimensions 3" x 2" |
Hey! Who’s Up for a Miracle, Buddy Christ magnet$3.90 Here he is - the Buddy Christ! Popularized by George Carlin in a Matt Damon/Ben Affleck parody of religious dogma, the Buddy Christ is the iconic symbol of what a deity should be! Our rendition even features the passionate heart o'flame filled with burning love. Magnet measures 3" x 2". |
Any Society That Would Give Up A Little Liberty... Ben Franklin magnet$3.90 Any Society That Would Give Up A Little Liberty Ben Franklin Magnet. Franklin was way ahead of his time with his brilliant words of wisdom. And sadly, he's being proved right... |
There Is No God Higher Than Truth Magnet$3.90 "There Is No God Higher Than Truth." - Mahatma Gandhi Dimensions 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Freethought liberal magnet. |
St. Dude - Patron Saint of Lost Brain Cells, Magnet$3.90 St. Dude has been one of our most revered and popular saints. Now here he is in magnet form, perfect to put on the fridge containing the beer and Jager. Holding his bong and bottle, and flanked with hemp leaves hiding smokes, he is always ready for a party. |
When the Power of Love, Magnet$3.90 "When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace." This famous Jimi Hendrix quote features a timely message. A feel-good magnet great for that filing cabinet next to your grumpy coworker! We also have this available as a sticker; you can view it here. Measures 3" x 2". |
Corporate Old Glory Magnet
$3.90 Here's a new rendition of the US flag, with the stars replaced by those all-powerful corporate logos, the companies that are often more effective in politics than the states themselves! After all, now that corporations are people, it makes perfect sense! We offer two versions of this magnet; the upright version, as well as an upside-down version in universal "distress" presentation. Magnet measures 3" x 2". Click on the flag for a closer look. |
Medicine-Science+$$$=Homeopathy magnet$3.90 Most skeptics are opposed to the idea of finding a simpler, cheaper way to cure aliments. The only thing is, they require Evidence! Silly skeptics! People may think they are saving money by going to the natural store. How much are you really saving when you'll either need "real" medicine later, or you would've had the same results with placebo? Here is a nice, simple equation that says it all! |
God Hates Fags, Fuck This Guy Magnet$3.90 This magnet is just too much fun! As you can see, it depicts a man standing in front of a church holding a "god hates gays" type of sign, and alongside him is another protester quietly pointing out, "F*** this guy." One of the new staff favorites! |
What an Imaginary Friend We Have in Jesus, Magnet
$3.90 Lets face it -- Is Jesus really any different than the Tooth Fairy, the (in)visible pink unicorn, or any other imaginary friend? We don't think so, and you can share that idea with this stylized magnet! Click the image for an enhanced view! |
I'm an atheist, but I do worship coffee! Magnet$3.90 "Fuckin' a-men!" says the coffee enthusiast. But who doesn't worship the funky, tasty bean... |
Yeah Right Like Jesus Would Live in a Gated Community and Attend a Megachurch, Magnet
$3.90 It's always been amazing to me that what Jesus (may) have preached is so contradictory to how many Christians act. Here is one of "God's Heavenly messengers" sporting the gold crucifix and driving his expensive imported sports car. Gee, guess those evangelists are doing pretty good! Imagine what would happen if they used some of those resources to truly help the world... Magnet measures 3" x 2". |
I Believe in Diversity Magnet
$3.90 Striking white text and imagery stand out on a gradiated blue background of this 2" x 3" magnet. Click on the image to see a greater detail. Celebrate not only diversity but people as a whole! |
Ask Your Doctor if Marijuana is Right for You, Magnet$3.90 Marijuana is one of the oldest and most wide-spread drug used throughout history. Has your doctor mentioned it yet? No? Do you think it is because of the billions of dollars the drug companies shell out to keep the public happily sedated on harmful chemicals, including incentive programs towards hospitals who promote their product? With our tasteful magnet you can now show your support for this cheap and effective medicine. |
If You Take What I Say As Gospel Magnet$3.90 Glenn Beck's own quote: If you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot." From his lips to God's ears. [Add to Cart] [View Cart] |
Be Happy While You're Living For You're a Long Time Dead magnet$3.90 Be Happy While You're Living For You're a Long Time Dead magnet. Here's an old Scottish proverb that reminds us we're only here on earth once, so let's enjoy the precious time we have, and not look forward to that imaginary afterlife! Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
Being Nice to People is a Really Good Idea, magnet$3.90 Being Nice to People is a Really Good Idea, magnet. Well, we think so! Do as you would be done by is a pretty good 'design for life', especially if you believe in the power of karma. Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature... Eleanor Roosevelt magnet$3.90 Beautiful young people are accidents of nature... Eleanor Roosevelt magnet. Another great quote, illustrating her belief that people age like fine wine. We'll raise a glass to that! Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
Homepathy Placebo with a big price tag magnet$3.90 Most skeptics are opposed to the idea of finding a simpler, cheaper way to cure aliments. The only thing is, they require Evidence! Silly skeptics! People may think they are saving money by going to the natural store. How much are you really saving when you'll either need "real" medicine later, or you would've had the same results with placebo? |
Buddha Light Magnet$3.50 Buddha Light Magnet. Here's Buddha, calmly passing on his worldly wisdom and tranquility to all of us suffering from chronic lifestyle overload! Diameter: 3-1/2" |
By Noon, The Girls Were So Plastered YMCA magnet$3.90 By Noon, The Girls Were So Plastered... magnet. Come on, admit it - you can't keep your feet still whenever that song is played on the radio! (and neither can we) Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" |
Please Steal My Identity and Take My Relatives with You magnet$3.90 Please Steal My Identity and Take My Relatives with You magnet. Oh, if you would be so kind? Especially at this time of year, when the relatives are swarming all over us! Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
Practice Tolerance Magnet$3.90 This 2" x 3" magnet features the popular "Practice Tolerance" slogan made up of various belief symbols. Included are a cross, peace sign, peace pipe, male/female symbol, Kokopelli, Star of David, the symbol of Islam, and even a scientific tribute to Einstein! Full color magnet. |
CoExist Magnet inches$4.00 The word "coexist" written using symbols of various religions and life-stances presented on a magnet. Move it from one car or refrigerator door to another easily. |
What if the Hokey-Pokey Is What It's All About? Magnet$3.90 What if the Hokey-Pokey Is What It's All About? Magnet. And here we are, in economic and politic crisis, and all we need to do is dance! Dimensions 2" x 3". |
Damn! Bush/Palin Magnet$3.90 Full text reads, in a bubble coming out of Dubya's mouth: "Damn! This bitch makes ME look like a fucking genius!" (Of course, between the two of them I don't think either could spell genius!) |
Christmas Time Magnetic Jesus Dress-Up kit$15.00 Just in time for his birthday and he's all dressed to the nines... This is the authentic Christmas Time Jesus Dress Up Refrigerator Magnet kit! The Jesus on the cross cut-out serves as a base for the kit's many accessories. Hours of seasonal cross-dressing fun for you and yours! Dimensions: 11" x 8" (28cm x 21cm). |
Do We Really Want to be Known as the Generation that F...ed it up for Everybody? magnet$3.90 Do We Really Want to be Known as the Generation that F...ed it up for Everybody? magnet. Otherwise our grandchildren will curse us, wondering why we did so little to prevent climate change, conserve natural resources, reduce our population, and save the only planet we have. Dimensions: 3"x 2" |
Elemental magnet$3.50 Elemental magnet. This vibrantly colorful magnet shows all of the earth's elements existing in harmony. No sign of mankind's messy interference here! Diameter: 3-1/2" |
Put on Your Big Girl Panties and Shut the Fuck Up, Magnet$3.90 A little more to the point than our "Put on Your Big Girl Panties and Deal With It," which is one of our better sellers, this magnet pushes the boundaries with a sense of humor. |
Frodo Failed, Bush Has The Ring Magnet$3.90 Frodo failed - Bush has the ring. Here's one for all the Progressive Lord of The Rings fans out there. Must do better next time, Frodo! Political AntiBush antiWar liberal magnet |
After We Rebuild Iraq Our Schools Magnet $3.90 THIS ITEM IS TEMPORARILY OUT OF STOCK AND WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR HOLIDAY DELIVERY. After we rebuild Iraq can we rebuild our schools? Dimensions: 3" x 2" Political antiBush antiWar liberal magnet. |
Get Real Like Jesus Own A Gun Vote Republican Magnet$3.90 THIS MAGNET IS CURRENTLY OUT OF STOCK. It has been reordered, but we cannot promise it will arrive before the holidays. Get Real. Like Jesus Would Ever Own a Gun & Vote Republican. Unless it says so somewhere in the baaable. Political freethought liberal humorous magnet. |
God Bless America but F*ck The Assholes Who Run It magnet$3.90 God Bless America but F*ck The Assholes Who Run It magnet. Would Jesus approve of the mess Bu$h and his righteous rabble have made of America? Maybe from the ashes, civility and decency will return.... someday. |
Some people believe in God, I believe in prepared foods magnet$3.90 Some people believe in God, I believe in prepared foods magnet. Especially at this time of year, who wouldn't want a festive feast that was ready in minutes, rather than taking all day to cook? We lazy modernists will take the boil-in-the-bag turkey option every time! Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
You Know it Was a Good Day if You Didn't Bite or Hit Anyone, magnet$3.90 You Know it Was a Good Day if You Didn't Bite or Hit Anyone, magnet. All power to those who can keep the lid on, even in these days of endless irritations, distractions and outrages. So just put the coffee down and r-e-l-a-x, for a change! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" |
If God Were Alive Today... Kurt Vonnegut magnet$3.90 If God Were Alive Today... Kurt Vonnegut magnet. The late great author hit the nail on the head with this great quote. Were the almighty around today, he wouldn't want to be associated with America's vicious cowardly Christians. Kurt Vonnegut was honorary president of the AHA (American Humanist Association) until his death in 2007. Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
If You Want to be Happy all the Time, Stay in Your Pajamas and Watch Cartoons, magnet$3.90 If You Want to be Happy all the Time, Stay in Your Pajamas and Watch Cartoons, magnet. Aaaah, to be 9 again! Imagine never getting anything done, and not caring about it either. Sounds like bliss! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" |
I've Found Jesus magnet$3.90 "I've Found Jesus: He was behind the sofa the whole time" New image! Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Freethought humorous magnet. |
Just Because You Can Reproduce Doesn't Mean You Should, magnet$3.90 Just Because You Can Reproduce Doesn't Mean You Should, magnet. It seems as though the numbers of irrational, Springer-appearing people are growing, while the intelligent, thoughtful group is dwindling. Maybe someone should start thinking about promoting birth control...oh wait, they tried and the people who don't use it want to keep it unavailable! Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
Life is Short Laugh Hard Magnet$3.90 |
Live Well Laugh Often Never Vote Republican magnet$3.90 Live Well Laugh Often Never Vote Republican magnet. Looks like most of the nation took this good advice to heart in the 2008 election! Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
Love and Compassion are Necessities... Dalai Lama Quote, magnet$3.90 Love and Compassion are Necessities... Dalai Lama Quote, magnet. Words of timeless wisdom from the world's most respected spiritual leader. Kinda puts 'compassionate Conservatism' into perspective, dontcha think? Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
Man Created God in his Own Image magnet$3.90 Man Created God in his Own Image magnet. Yikes - what a scary thought! So imagine for a moment, that God is really Rush Limbaugh... Well, millions of red sate Amerikkkans already believe that. If he actually existed, we think God would be a selfless humanitarian instead. Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
Never Underestimate the Power..., Magnet$3.90 ...Of Stupid People with Their Own TV Shows! Great photos! |
Just Remember Nobody is Normal Everybody is Weird magnet$3.90 Just Remember Nobody is Normal Everybody is Weird magnet. So what is normal? We like weird! Weird is a wonderful, ever-changing, diverse condition, that defies expectations and pigeonholing. Stay weird - it's gotta be good for you! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" |
No Boy is Worth Crying Over magnet$3.90 No Boy is Worth Crying Over magnet. Because my dear, there are so many more FISH in the sea, and some of them are very highly evolved! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" |
Nothing Can Bring You Peace But Yourself, Emerson quote magnet$3.90 This 3" x 2" magnet features a peaceful message from famous inventor Ralph Waldo Emerson. Sage advice from a sage person! |
Coexist in 55 Languages, Magnet$3.90 This clever magnet features a colorful Coexist symbol, and surrounding it are 55 ways to say Coexist in various languages! A beautiful display with a kind, peaceful message. Measures 3" x 2". |
I'm Not Really A Bitch...magnet$3.90 I'm Not Really A Bitch...magnet. But beware - I might just turn into one if you annoy me again! Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
Once you go Atheist you never go back magnet $3.90 Once you go Atheist you never go back magnet. Reformed theists who have 'seen the light' know that reality and science beat dark ages superstition every time. One day, all gods will be history.... |
Palin Would Have Quit by Now, Magnet$3.90 THIS MAGNET IS CURRENTLY OUT OF STOCK. It has been reordered, but we cannot promise it will arrive before the holidays. This magnet tells it like it is! |
Give Peace a Chance Ribbon MagnetDimensions: 3-1/2 x 8" (8.9cm x 20.3cm). This ribbon is the ideal antidote to all those awful yellow "Support Our War" ribbons on the back of gas-guzzling SUV's... Political AntiWar antiBush liberal magnet. |
Peace Symbol US Flag magnet$5.00 Peace Symbol Flag magnet. Fly Old Glory to show that you're a patriot for peace, with this star-spangled 4" diameter magnet! |
Peace Symbol Hearts Magnet$5.00 Peace Symbol Hearts Magnet. Peace-loving little girls everywhere will love this cute blue 'n' red magnet! Diameter: approx. 4" |
Peace Symbol Xmas Trees magnet$5.00 Peace Symbol Xmas Trees magnet. Peace on earth and good will to all men.... well, we can dream, can't we? Here's a colorful magnet for those starting their seasonal shopping very early this year! Diameter: approx. 4" |
The People Who Don't Believe in Evolution magnet$3.90 The People who Don't Believe in Evolution are the ones who need it most. So what happens if you don't evolve? Extinction! Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Political freethought liberal magnet. |
Play nice, or Mommy will sell your souls on eBay magnet$3.90 Play nice, or Mommy will sell your souls on eBay magnet. It's one of those new-fangled 21st-century threats, that might just keep disruptive kids in line. But watch out - the juniors might already be plotting their own online revenge! Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
Put on Your Big Girl Panties and Deal with It, magnet$3.90 Put on Your Big Girl Panties and Deal with It, magnet. Come on now, you can do it! Use your fortitude, your inner strength, your moral fiber! And don't be distracted by trivial little things.... Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
The Real Joker - Pope's photo magnet$3.90 The Real Joker - Pope's photo magnet. When it comes to comical, dark-ages dogmatism, un-holy Father Joseph 'Joey The Rat' Ratzinger is by far and away the #1 source. It's quite surprising that a former member of the Third Reich's "Hitler Youth" could have been appointed to such a powerful position, without a murmur of protest from his ever-growing flock. Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
Reflections Magnet$3.50 Reflections Magnet. Here's the sun and the moon entwined on a colorful circular magnet. This will definitely brighten up any smooth steel surface! Diameter: 3-1/2" |
Bring them Home Ribbon magnetHere's the best way to support the troops: bring them home. Dimensions: 3-1/2 x 8 inches (8.9cm x 20.3cm). Political antiWar antiBush liberal magnet. |
"If you'd just do what I tell you I wouldn't have to be so bossy" magnet$3.90 "If you'd just do what I tell you I wouldn't have to be so bossy" magnet. We all know a kid like this! Just remind them once in a while, who controls the supply of cupcakes and pizza... Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" |
Sometimes You Just Need to Take a Nap and Get Over It magnet$3.90 Sometimes You Just Need to Take a Nap and Get Over It magnet. This could be good advice for ragin' flamin' fundamentalists everywhere. Take it easy guys, just chill out, relax, and go with the flow (as if they ever would!). Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" |
“Tea Party” Sounds Much Nicer, Magnet$3.90 ...than "Mob of Racists and Homophobes." Our sentiments, exactly.THIS MAGNET IS CURRENTLY OUT OF STOCK. It has been reordered, but we cannot promise it will arrive before the holidays. |
That's Right Sweetheart!...Magnet$3.90 "...dreams and goals are Satan's way of distracting you from making dinner." That's where pizza delivery comes in... |
Turn off the TV & read a book! It's called thinking outside the box magnet$3.90 Turn off the TV & read a book! It's called thinking outside the box magnet. Readers turn into leaders, while TV viewers slowly turn into cabbages. So pick up a good book tonight, and make a literal change for the better in your life! Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
Vote It's not Illegal Yet magnet$3.90 Vote It's not Illegal Yet magnet. Here's a magnet that encourages us all to go and do our patriotic duty on election day. Vote for freedom while you still can! Dimensions: 2" x 3" |
Waging War to Stop Terrorism is Like Putting Fire Out with Gasoline, magnet$3.90 Waging War to Stop Terrorism is Like Putting Fire Out with Gasoline, magnet. Because war is nothing more than terrorism started by the rich, on behalf of themselves, at the taxpayers' expense. Peaceful diplomacy isn't nearly as profitable for the military industrial complex, and its political enablers. Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
Water is the New Oil magnet$3.90 Water is the New Oil magnet. In the not-too-distant future, wars will be fought over water supplies. With supplies now being stretched to breaking point, it's time we took a serious look at how we use - and misuse - this precious resource. Start by wondering how many gallons your local golf course consumes every year.... Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
We can do it Rosie the Riveter magnet$3.90 We can do it Rosie the Riveter magnet. Here's one of America's real working class heroes. She knows that women have the power to change the world - and the minds of the retarded males who would keep them subservient. If only she was running for President! Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
"We could have saved the earth, but we were too damned cheap" Kurt Vonnegut magnet$3.90 "We could have saved the earth, but we were too damned cheap" Kurt Vonnegut magnet. Another incisive quote from the late great author, who saw the warning signs early, and worried about what was coming. Let's hope we can take action in time to prove him wrong. Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
Weed, Papers, Smoking With Friends, Priceless magnet$3.90 Weed, Papers, Smoking With Friends, Priceless magnet. But remember, if you wanna be President one day - don't inhale! |
We're Not Gossiping... magnet$3.90 We're Not Gossiping, we're plotting our evil left-wing feminist agenda magnet. But all they're really plotting is equality for women... which some old white guys still consider a sinister prospect. |
Where Are We Going? magnet $3.90 Where Are We Going? magnet. Is it just me, or are we all doomed to burn in an eternal christian hell? Only atheism can save us all! |
Women are like teabags... - Eleanor Roosevelt magnet$3.90 Women are like teabags... - Eleanor Roosevelt magnet. FDR's first lady was a great philosopher. This was her homespun way of saying "The best man for the job is usually a woman." And we think she'd have made a great president, too! Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
Work as if you don't need the money... magnet$3.90 Work as if you don't need the money... magnet. Oh, wouldn't it be good to live in an ideal world? Still, everyone deserves an irreverent time out, and we should all dance to a good tune once in a while - even if someone else is watching! Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
Yeah... Like Jesus Would Live in a Gated Community magnet$3.90 Yeah... Like Jesus Would Live in a Gated Community magnet. Sounds all too familiar, doesn't it? He'd probably drive a Hummer, watch FOX News, have five home-schooled kids, be a 'family-values' hypocrite, and want Sarah Palin to be president! Dimensions: 3" x 2". This magnet has been discontinued and limited quantities are available. Our artists have created a new version, which you can view here. |
Jesus Would Slap the Shit out of You Magnet$3.90 Jerry Falwell, James Dobson, Pat Robertson - we mean you!! Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Political freethought liberal humorous magnet. |
ObamaRama Magnetic Wardrobe ObamaRama Magnetic Wardrobe. Now you can dress up our President in lots of different styles! Hours of fashion fun for kids of all ages, and adults too. Dress him up as Captain America, a Texas rancher, Hawaiian surf dude, in a regular business suit, and many other cool outfits. Due to weight, this item ships via USPS Priority Mail. |
My Sexual Preference Is Often Round Magnet $3.00 Two or three times a decade if I'm really lucky... Diameter: 1-1/4 inches (3.2cm). Humorous magnet. |
Mommy... Racist, Homophobic, Patriarchal, Bullshit, magnet $3.90 Mommy... Racist, Homophobic, Patriarchal, Bullshit, magnet. Junior certainly has the right idea here! She obviously knows that the future is female, so all power to her! Dimensions: 3" x 2" |
Hemp Hemp Horray Magnet$2.00 Hemp, natures product that is used in a vast variety of products from paper to clothes to rope. Show those closed minded haters that always hang around how you really feel about this beautiful plant. Our 1-1/2" Hemp Hemp Hooray Button is great for environmentalist and social activist a [Order] [Checkout] |
Santa Darwin Magnet
$3.90 Charles Darwin is wearing his festive holiday garb, ready to celebrate right along with you! Celebrate Science and Reason this holiday season and display him with pride. Magnet measures 2" x 3". Also available as a greeting card. Click on image for a close-up of the design. |
Eternal Aum Magnet$3.50 This colorful lotus displays the "Aum" (or Ohm) symbol in its center; the breath of the universe. Great for lockers, refrigerators, file cabinets, and anywhere you need a colorful pick-me-up! Diameter: 3-1/2" |
Thanks for Blamin the Black Guy Bush Magnet$3.90 Here's a photo of a laughing Dubya with the truer-than-true message: "Thanks...fer blamin' all my f***-ups on the black guy!" And thanks for the mess you left for us, ex-Mr. Pres! [Add to Cart] [View Cart] |
Talking Points Magnet
$3.90 Here's a photo of Bill O'Reilly appearing on FOX news with this version of Talking Points: "like most of my colleagues here at FOX News, I am totally full of shit and will say absolutely anything to get ratings. Only dumbass, ignorant pinheads take my word as gospel." Yeah, that's pretty much what we think too. Click on image for a more colorful close-up. [Add to Cart] [View Cart] |
The Mad Hatter Wants His Tea Party Back Magnet
$3.90 Alice, the Mad Hatter, and the March Hare are all sitting down for a nice cup of tea; and they certainly don't want THEIR tea party being confused with the newer, crazier one! Click on image for colorful close up. [Add to Cart] [View Cart] |
Life is Like a Roller Coaster Kid’s Quote Magnet $3.90 "Life is like a roller coaster - it goes up and down makes you scream, and costs a lot to ride." Kids really do say the darnedest things! This 2.5" x 3.5" magnet features a quote from a six year old. |
Be Good...Stylish Kid’s Quote Magnet $3.90 This ten year old has figured out what fashionistas have known for years - "Be good. And if you can't be good, be stylish." Great for the stylish women - and men - in your life! Magnet measures 2.5" by 3.5" |
You Should Listen to Me Kid’s Quote Magnet$3.90 "You should listen to me. I'm the smartest one in my family." This 2.5" x 3.5" magnet, quoting a 5.5 year old, is a great gift for family, friends, and anyone who needs to see your brilliance! |
The Truth Will Set You Free Steinem Magnet$3.90 Gloria Steinem, feminist and womens' rights activist, explained to us that "The truth will set you free - but first, it will piss you off." As truth often does...Magnet measures 2" x 3". |
Why Encourage Intelligent Debate? Magnet
$3.90 Full text reads: "Why encourage intelligent debate when you can just shout really loud?" Mr. Beck, don't make us tell you what you can do with that finger.... Click on image for close-up. [Add to Cart] [View Cart] |
I Think Therefore I am Not Glenn Beck Magnet
$3.90 This protest sign really nails it. Seriously, do you think the man knows how ridiculous he sounds?! Click on image for close-up. [Add to Cart] [View Cart] |
Kiss Me When I’m Bad Kid’s Quote Magnet$3.90 This nine year old can teach parents a thing or two! Magnet measures 2.5" x 3.5" and reads "kiss me when I'm bad. That's when I need it the most." Ah - unconditional love. It's a beautiful thing! Pass it on. |
If a Free Society Cannot Help...Kennedy Quote Magnet (offline)NO LONGER AVAILABLE. Full quote from John F. Kennedy reads "If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich." Magnet measures 2" x 3" and is perfect for the naked lil' filing cabinet at work... |
Did Someone Forget to Put on Their Big Girl Panties? Magnet $3.90 Did someone forget to put on their big girl panties? Great gift for the office whiner, needy family member, or anyone who tells you how they are REALLY doing when you ask them! Magnet measures 2.2" x 3.2". |
My Family is a Freak Show magnet$3.90 My family is a freak show without the tent. Perfect humorous magnet for holiday get togethers - slap it on your fridge to let relatives know what you really think! Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). |
The Bigger the Hair the Closer to God magnet (offline)$3.90 The Bigger the Hair the Closer to God magnet. Is this your mom or mine in the picture? Well the almighty clearly loves 'high-rise' hair, so y'all go retro for Jesus! |
Obama still believes in science. That's why I'm voting Tea Party Magnet$3.90 You would think that we would have evolved past needing "science" to solve all the problems that are clearly "in god's hands!" Its time to get real believers in office and that is why I am voting for only Tea Party candidates! |
Obama won't force Muslims to worship Jesus. That's why I'm voting Tea Party Magnet $3.90 It is so obvious that muslims are crazy; look at the wild things they believe! If we don't at least try to force them to the one true religion, christianity, we will continue to be terrorized by them! Jesus would want us to. By voting for the Tea Party you are essentially saying that you REALLY love Jesus! [Order] [Checkout] |
Homeopathy Just like medicine except not at all magnet$3.90 Homeopathy lacks scientific support. Most skeptics are in favor of finding a simpler, cheaper way to cure aliments. The only thing is, they require Evidence! Silly skeptics! |
Magnets How Do They Work magnet$3.90 After watching the video for the Insane Clown Posse song "Miracles" I had to make this magnet! You can find the video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs |
One Day Big Butts Will Be In Style Magnet$3.90 Magnet dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Butt dimensions, who knows? Humorous magnet about Big Butts. |
Axial Tilt Holiday Magnet
$3.90 Just as all our scientific customers have always known - Axial Tilt is the reason for the season! The winter holidays have been known by many names over the centuries, and we finally have an accurate depiction! Complete with all the regalia of stockings and lights, it would make a great gift for yourself or anyone on your list! Click on image for a close-up of the design. |
Merry Xmas Science Sleigh magnet with evolved team pulling$3.90 Merry Xmas Science Sleigh magnet with evolved team pulling it to bring home the concept of Science this holiday season. The design has a evolving series of humanoids pull the Xmas sleigh that shows a DNA design and the word Science. We did have "Santa" on the sleigh, but we dumped him out in favor of something more real. We also have this design as a greeting card; you can view it here. |
Bias Against Atheist is Naughty Magnet$3.90 Here is the image made popular by American Humanist's billboard campaign on a MAGNET (3inches X 2 inches) It shows kindly Santa Claus keeping his list, but like Jesus. [Order] [Checkout] |
God Created Marijuana$3.90 You would think the right wing religious nuts would have a higher respect for what their god created. But the don't! They "dis" pot like it was created by a socialist dictator or a warrior goddess. But we all know how it was created, right? Part of the Divine Plan.(?) [Order] [Checkout] |
May His Noodly Appendages holiday magnet$3.90 "May his Noodly Appendages Touch You This Holiday Season" graces this magnet along with a candy cane, holly leaf and Menorah candle display. FSM has all your holiday needs covered. We also have this design as a greeting card. View it here. |
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