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Magnets for Progressives, Non-Believers, Gays and Lesbians, Atheists and People with a sense of humor

Say it with a magnet! Irreligious, Peaceful, Pro-Science, Anti-war, Obama, Environmental, Progressive, Liberal, Gay rights, and more magnets. There's something here for everyone! You can also turn ANY of our stickers into a magnet by selecting a sticker and then the magnet backing. Instant magnet of your dreams! These make the perfect gifts! AddThis Social Bookmark Button
   
G-ThatsRightSweet.gif That's Right Sweetheart!...Magnet
$3.90
"...dreams and goals are Satan's way of distracting you from making dinner." That's where pizza delivery comes in...



   
G-TeaPartyNicer.gif “Tea Party” Sounds Much Nicer, Magnet
$3.90
...than "Mob of Racists and Homophobes." Our sentiments, exactly.



   
G-LifeIsShortLaugh.gif Life is Short Laugh Hard Magnet
$3.90


   
G-NeverStupidTVShow.gif Never Underestimate the Power..., Magnet
$3.90
...Of Stupid People with Their Own TV Shows! Great photos!



   
G-WhatImaginary.gif What an Imaginary Friend We Have in Jesus, Magnet
$3.90


   
Be truthful, does this outfit make me look TOO gay? magnet Pope Josef Ratzinger Catholic cardinal bishopJoey the rat Be truthful, does this outfit make me look TOO gay? magnet
$3.90
Be truthful, does this outfit make me look TOO gay? magnet. Seriously, we think Joey the Rat could have been the sixth member of Village People. The slightly creepy one who scared away too many fans, and was kicked out of the group before they became successful. But in all his jewels and fancy costumes, he still looks fabulous today! Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
G-DamnBushPalin.gif Damn! Bush/Palin Magnet
$3.90
Full text reads, in a bubble coming out of Dubya's mouth: "Damn! This bitch makes ME look like a fucking genius!" (Of course, between the two of them I don't think either could spell genius!)


   
Women are like teabags We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water Eleanor Roosevelt magnet FDR Women are like teabags... - Eleanor Roosevelt magnet
$3.90
Women are like teabags... - Eleanor Roosevelt magnet. FDR's first lady was a great philosopher. This was her homespun way of saying "The best man for the job is usually a woman." And we think she'd have made a great president, too! Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
G-NothingCanBring.gif Nothing Can Bring You Peace But Yourself, Emerson quote magnet
$3.90
This 3" x 2" magnet features a peaceful message from famous inventor Ralph Waldo Emerson. Sage advice from a sage person!


   
G-AtheistCoffee.gif I'm an atheist, but I do worship coffee! Magnet
$3.90
"Fuckin' a-men!" says the coffee enthusiast. But who doesn't worship the funky, tasty bean...



   
Turn off the TV & read a book! It's called thinking outside the box magnet Turn off the TV & read a book! It's called thinking outside the box magnet
$3.90
Turn off the TV & read a book! It's called thinking outside the box magnet. Readers turn into leaders, while TV viewers slowly turn into cabbages. So pick up a good book tonight, and make a literal change for the better in your life! Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
I can see you masturbating Pope magnet Josef ratzinger Joey the Rat pontiff catholicism voyeur peeping tom Vatican Rome I can see you masturbating Pope magnet
$3.90
I can see you masturbating Pope magnet. When in Rome, don't even think about taking yourself in hand. The Vatican's collection of bishops, cardinals, and arch-deacons don't need any more of those earthy temptations. Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
So? My dad can beat up your dad magnet Jesus son of god So? My dad can beat up your dad magnet
$3.90
So? My dad can beat up your dad magnet. Who would mess with this stroppy son of a god? No classroom bullying now, or heaven only knows what kind of unholy horrors he'll unleash on you! Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
Play nice, or Mommy will sell your souls on eBay magnet Play nice, or Mommy will sell your souls on eBay magnet
$3.90
Play nice, or Mommy will sell your souls on eBay magnet. It's one of those new-fangled 21st-century threats, that might just keep disruptive kids in line. But watch out - the juniors might already be plotting their own online revenge! Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
G-SureJesusSaves401K.jpg Sure Jesus Saves, but his 401K is in trouble too! magnet
$3.90
Sure Jesus Saves, but his 401K is in trouble too! magnet. Here we see Jesus begging a Wall Street robber baron for a little fiscal salvation. But like millions of others, the son of god will be posting almighty losses this financial year. Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art Eleanor Roosevelt magnet FDR Beautiful young people are accidents of nature... Eleanor Roosevelt magnet
$3.90
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature... Eleanor Roosevelt magnet. Another great quote, illustrating her belief that people age like fine wine. We'll raise a glass to that! Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
Some people believe in God, I believe in prepared foods magnet Some people believe in God, I believe in prepared foods magnet
$3.90
Some people believe in God, I believe in prepared foods magnet. Especially at this time of year, who wouldn't want a festive feast that was ready in minutes, rather than taking all day to cook? We lazy modernists will take the boil-in-the-bag turkey option every time! Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
WORK as if you don't need the money LOVE as if you've never been hurt DANCE as if no one is watching magnet Work as if you don't need the money... magnet
$3.90
Work as if you don't need the money... magnet. Oh, wouldn't it be good to live in an ideal world? Still, everyone deserves an irreverent time out, and we should all dance to a good tune once in a while - even if someone else is watching! Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
We could have saved the earth but we were too damned cheap Kurt Vonnegut magnet "We could have saved the earth, but we were too damned cheap" Kurt Vonnegut magnet
$3.90
"We could have saved the earth, but we were too damned cheap" Kurt Vonnegut magnet. Another incisive quote from the late great author, who saw the warning signs early, and worried about what was coming. Let's hope we can take action in time to prove him wrong. Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
G-GodsDontKillPeople.jpg Gods Don't Kill People. People with Gods kill People magnet
$3.90
Gods Don't Kill People. People with Gods kill People magnet. And who invented those gods in the first place? Hmmm, the human race might just be its own worst enemy sometimes. Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
Live Every Day Like Your Hair is On Fire magnet Live Every Day Like Your Hair is On Fire magnet
$3.90
Live Every Day Like Your Hair is On Fire magnet. Go berserk! Go completely nuts and get everything done today, because tomorrow is just a rumor after all.... Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
Have You Threatened Your Children With Eternal Damnation Today? magnet lake of fire purgatory torment hell Have You Threatened Your Children With Eternal Damnation Today? magnet
$3.90
Have You Threatened Your Children With Eternal Damnation Today? magnet. Because kids just love to hear that warm, cuddly, "You're going to burn forever in a lake of fire" stuff. In fact, there is no better way of expressing our unconditional love for them! Dimensions 3" x 2"



   
Religion is What Keeps the Poor from Murdering the Rich, magnet poverty faith over reason Napoleon Bonaparte Religion is What Keeps the Poor from Murdering the Rich, magnet
$3.90
Religion is What Keeps the Poor from Murdering the Rich, magnet. Republicans have to prevent any kind of thinking among their flock of victims, so they promote religion heavily, which helps the rich get richer, and keeps the ignorant masses voting against their own best interests. This is the awful power of faith over reason. Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
Water is the New Oil magnet resource depletion peak water golf Water is the New Oil magnet
$3.90
Water is the New Oil magnet. In the not-too-distant future, wars will be fought over water supplies. With supplies now being stretched to breaking point, it's time we took a serious look at how we use - and misuse - this precious resource. Start by wondering how many gallons your local golf course consumes every year.... Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
If A Man Speaks in the Middle of A Forest Still Wrong magnet feminist political correctness PC If A Man Speaks in the Middle of A Forest...
$3.90
...and There is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? The perfect complement to our woman magnet that says "If a woman speaks in the forest and there is no one around to hear, is she still bitching?" (To view it, click here.)


   
G-IfWomanSpeaks.gif If a Woman Speaks Magnet
$3.90
Okay, we had to create gender balance! This magnet reads: "If a woman speaks in the forest and there is no one around to hear, is she still BITCHING?" The perfect companion to our man magnet that says: "If a man is speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?" (To view it, click here.)


   
Waging War to Stop Terrorism is Like Putting Fire Out with Gasoline, magnet military industrial complex Waging War to Stop Terrorism is Like Putting Fire Out with Gasoline, magnet
$3.90
Waging War to Stop Terrorism is Like Putting Fire Out with Gasoline, magnet. Because war is nothing more than terrorism started by the rich, on behalf of themselves, at the taxpayers' expense. Peaceful diplomacy isn't nearly as profitable for the military industrial complex, and its political enablers. Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
Live Well Laugh Often Never Vote Republican magnetLive Well Laugh Often Never Vote Republican magnet Live Well Laugh Often Never Vote Republican magnet
$3.90
Live Well Laugh Often Never Vote Republican magnet. Looks like most of the nation took this good advice to heart in the 2008 election! Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
Please Steal My Identity and Take My Relatives with You magnet Please Steal My Identity and Take My Relatives with You magnet
$3.90
Please Steal My Identity and Take My Relatives with You magnet. Oh, if you would be so kind? Especially at this time of year, when the relatives are swarming all over us! Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
MA-WhatHappenedToSanta.jpg What Happened To Santa Magnet
$3.70
The incredibly popular magnet is back! Here's George W Bush at the Pope's funeral asking "What happened to Santa?" Perhaps John Paul had been on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney!
Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm).



   
Once you go Atheist you never go back non-believer godless freethinker magnet Once you go Atheist you never go back magnet
$3.90
Once you go Atheist you never go back magnet. Reformed theists who have 'seen the light' know that reality and science beat dark ages superstition every time. One day, all gods will be history....



   
All You Need in Life is  Friend who has Chocolate, magnetAll You Need in Life is a Friend who has Chocolate, magnet All You Need in Life is a Friend who has Chocolate, magnet
$3.90
All You Need in Life is a Friend who has Chocolate, magnet. Because, as we all know, someone else's chocolate always tastes better! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2"



   
So where's my pony pray god santa xmas christmas present So Where's My F**n Pony? Magnet
$3.90
She's been praying hard all year, so she expects a reward for her efforts! Did God or Santa hear any of her sincere, heartfelt prayers? Dimensions: 2" x 3"



   
magstick.gif Magnetic Backing for Stickers
$1.99
Any of our stickers can be turned into a magnet! These 12" x 4" self-adhesive magnetic backings make it possible to temporarily display your stickers on a car, file cabinet, computer case or refrigerator without having to worry about peeling them off again. This is a great way to take your favorite slogans into your home or office, or test the water before taking the plunge and permanently attaching a sticker to your car. But remember to remove them before driving through your local car wash!
We can attach your magnet to your emblem for you please indicate in packer's note and also which emblems you want magnet attached. If you would like to have us attach the magnet to your sticker please indicate in packer's note also with instructions to which stickers you want magnet attached.


   
Be Happy While You're Living For You're a Long Time Dead magnet scottish proverb Be Happy While You're Living For You're a Long Time Dead magnet
$3.90
Be Happy While You're Living For You're a Long Time Dead magnet. Here's an old Scottish proverb that reminds us we're only here on earth once, so let's enjoy the precious time we have, and not look forward to that imaginary afterlife! Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
Do We Really Want to be Known as the Generation that F...ed it up for Everybody? magnet climate environment Earth overpopulatio Do We Really Want to be Known as the Generation that F...ed it up for Everybody? magnet
$3.90
Do We Really Want to be Known as the Generation that F...ed it up for Everybody? magnet. Otherwise our grandchildren will curse us, wondering why we did so little to prevent climate change, conserve natural resources, reduce our population, and save the only planet we have. Dimensions: 3"x 2"



   
Any Society That Would Give Up Little Liberty Benjamin Franklin quote Magnet Any Society That Would Give Up A Little Liberty... Ben Franklin magnet
$3.90
Any Society That Would Give Up A Little Liberty Ben Franklin Magnet. Franklin was way ahead of his time with his brilliant words of wisdom. And sadly, he's being proved right...


   
Being Nice to People is a Really Good Idea, magnet Being Nice to People is a Really Good Idea, magnet
$3.90
Being Nice to People is a Really Good Idea, magnet. Well, we think so! Do as you would be done by is a pretty good 'design for life', especially if you believe in the power of karma. Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
G-ByNoonGirlsYMCA.gif By Noon, The Girls Were So Plastered YMCA magnet
$3.90
By Noon, The Girls Were So Plastered... magnet. Come on, admit it - you can't keep your feet still whenever that song is played on the radio! (and neither can we) Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2"



   
S-CoexistMay06.GIF CoExist Magnet 11 inches
$4.00
The word "coexist" written using symbols of various religions and life-stances presented on a magnet. Move it from one car or refrigerator door to another easily.


   
The Real Joker Pope magnet Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger Benedict XVI Joey The Rat Catholic Rome Vatican Father Ted Dougal Jack The Real Joker - Pope's photo magnet
$3.90
The Real Joker - Pope's photo magnet. When it comes to comical, dark-ages dogmatism, un-holy Father Joseph 'Joey The Rat' Ratzinger is by far and away the #1 source. It's quite surprising that a former member of the Third Reich's "Hitler Youth" could have been appointed to such a powerful position, without a murmur of protest from his ever-growing flock. Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
MA-CoffeeGod.jpg Coffee Is God Magnet
$3.70
In the great god of coffee we trust! A gallon a day keeps lethargy at bay! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2".



   
Charles Darwin plaque emblem car badge origin species fish emblem evolved evolution Darwin Fish Magnet
The classic Darwin Fish emblem is also available in magnetic form. This cute little 3" plastic magnet looks exactly like the 5" car emblem, and will look great on your highly-evolved refrigerator, computer case or file cabinet!
3-Inch Gold Magnet $7.00
3-Inch Silver Magnet $7.00

   
Tomorrow We Can Eat Broccoli Today is For Ice Cream magnet Tomorrow We Can Eat Broccoli Today is For Ice Cream magnet
$3.90
Tomorrow We Can Eat Broccoli Today is For Ice Cream magnet. Do diets always start tomorrow? Maybe we can get some broccoli-flavored ice cream to make the whole process a little bit easier! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2"



   
Charles Darwin Day Evolution of Species Round Button or Magnet Darwin Magnet, round 1.5"" button (4cm)
$3.00
Our classic Darwin Fish design, on a magnetic button! Perfect for your refrigerator, computer case or locker door. Diameter: 1-1/2 inches (3.8cm). Liberal freethought magnet.



   
G-PeopleWhoDontEvo.jpg The People Who Don't Believe in Evolution magnet
$3.90
The People who Don't Believe in Evolution are the ones who need it most. So what happens if you don't evolve? Extinction! Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Political freethought liberal magnet.


   
MA-DoOneThingEveryDay.jpg Do One Thing Everyday That Scares You Magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm). Political freethought liberal magnet.


   
M-DogMagFinP.gif Pavlov's Dog Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet
$5.95
Pavlov's Pet Puppy in Puppet Parallel. Pavlov's dog wants to go home to you. He is just salivating for the chance! Pavlov's dog for your fridge, file cabinet, or finger. Irrisistably soft. Adopt one today!


   
MA-JesusDressUp.jpg Jesus Dress-Up Magnet Set
$15.00
Guess Who's Back... They said he would come back and he has... This is the authentic Jesus Dress Up Refrigerator Magnet set! It is no mere toy either. It allows you to freely express your opinions and desires for this famous religious figure. The basic Jesus-on-the-cross cutout serves as a base for the kit's accessories. Hours of enjoyment for you and passers-by. Dimensions: 11 X 8 inches (28cm x 20cm).



   
Santa Jesus dress up Christmas Magnet Toy Fun Gift Christmas Time Magnetic Jesus Dress-Up kit
$15.00
Just in time for his birthday and he's all dressed to the nines... This is the authentic Christmas Time Jesus Dress Up Refrigerator Magnet kit! The Jesus on the cross cut-out serves as a base for the kit's many accessories. Hours of seasonal cross-dressing fun for you and yours! Dimensions: 11" x 8" (28cm x 21cm).



   
MA-Don'tMakeMe.jpg Don't Make Me Come Down There Magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Freethought humorous magnet.


   
Reflections Magnet sun moon Reflections Magnet
$3.50
Reflections Magnet. Here's the sun and the moon entwined on a colorful circular magnet. This will definitely brighten up any smooth steel surface! Diameter: 3-1/2"



   
G-BuddhaLightMag.gif Buddha Light Magnet
$3.50
Buddha Light Magnet. Here's Buddha, calmly passing on his worldly wisdom and tranquility to all of us suffering from chronic lifestyle overload! Diameter: 3-1/2"



   
Elemental magnet elements air earth fire water nature natural world Elemental magnet
$3.50
Elemental magnet. This vibrantly colorful magnet shows all of the earth's elements existing in harmony. No sign of mankind's messy interference here! Diameter: 3-1/2"



   
Man Created God in his Own Image magnet intolerant racist sexist violent Man Created God in his Own Image magnet
$3.90
Man Created God in his Own Image magnet. Yikes - what a scary thought! So imagine for a moment, that God is really Rush Limbaugh... Well, millions of red sate Amerikkkans already believe that. If he actually existed, we think God would be a selfless humanitarian instead. Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
MA-FlamingHypocrite.gif Flaming Hypocrite Fish Magnet
$4.95
Here's a fish magnet you can have a lot of fun with. The Flaming Hypocrite fish is printed on a flexible magnetic material and is perfect for all those Holier-Than-Thou Christians you know. The Flaming Hypocrite fish magnet is 6 x 2-1/2 inches (15.5cm x 6 cm) and comes on a humorous, colorful card. Freethought liberal magnet." You can illustrate postings elsewhere on the web with URl .. http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/MA-FlamingHypocrite.gif


   
Jesus Republican Guns NRA Politics Religion Magnet Get Real Like Jesus Own A Gun Vote Republican Magnet
$3.90
Get Real. Like Jesus Would Ever Own a Gun & Vote Republican. Unless it says so somewhere in the baaable. Political freethought liberal humorous magnet.



   
MA-GrowingOldMan.jpg Growing Old is not for Sissies man magnet
$3.70
Is Grandpa winding down and fading away slowly? Not likely! Dimensions: 2-1/2" x 3-1/2" Freethought humorous magnet.


   
MA-GrowingOldFe.jpg Growing Old is not for Sissies woman magnet
$3.70
Grandma does 50 laps of the pool every day.... can you do that? Dimensions: 2-1/2" x 3-1/2" Freethought humorous magnet.


   
MA-HFZMHateFreeZone.gif Hate Free Zone Magnet
$3.90
Political freethought gay rights liberal magnet.


   
Hunter S Thompson HST Gonzo Hate Advocate Drugs Alcohol Violence Colorado Fear Loathing Campign Trail magnet I Hate To Advocate Drugs, Alcohol, Violence Magnet
$3.70
Hunter S Thompson - Gonzo, but not forgotten. The most fearless journalist of them all was mysteriously 'suicided' before he finished his explosive 9/11 magnum opus. Will we ever get to read it? Get some o' that good ol' fear & loathing on the 2008 campaign trail with this cool magnet! Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Political liberal magnet.



   
B-IThinkDang.gif I Think Therefore I'm Dangerous Magnet
$3.00
Stop thinking - you damage America when you do that! Sit down and watch some TV commercials instead, you tree-huggin' commie. Diameter: 1-1/2 inches (3.8cm). Political antiBush freethought liberal humorous magnet.


   
G-NotReallyABitch.gif I'm Not Really A Bitch...magnet
$3.90
I'm Not Really A Bitch...magnet. But beware - I might just turn into one if you annoy me again! Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
G-IveFoundJesus2.jpg I've Found Jesus magnet
$3.90
"I've Found Jesus: He was behind the sofa the whole time" New image!
Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Freethought humorous magnet.



   
If God Were Alive Today Atheist Agnostic Kurt Vonnegut magnet If God Were Alive Today... Kurt Vonnegut magnet
$3.90
If God Were Alive Today... Kurt Vonnegut magnet. The late great author hit the nail on the head with this great quote. Were the almighty around today, he wouldn't want to be associated with America's vicious cowardly Christians. Kurt Vonnegut was honorary president of the AHA (American Humanist Association) until his death in 2007. Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
If You Want to be Happy all the Time, Stay in Your Pajamas and Watch Cartoons, magnet If You Want to be Happy all the Time, Stay in Your Pajamas and Watch Cartoons, magnet
$3.90
If You Want to be Happy all the Time, Stay in Your Pajamas and Watch Cartoons, magnet. Aaaah, to be 9 again! Imagine never getting anything done, and not caring about it either. Sounds like bliss! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2"



   
G-InOrderInsureQual.gif In Order to Insure The Quality Of Your Patriotism... magnet
$3.90
In Order to Insure Quality Patriotism Monitored Magnet. The NSA is listening in to all of our phonecalls, but they're not chasing Saudi terrorists.... go figure. This is 21st century patriotism, re-defined by Karl Rove and Co.


   
MA-It'sBetter.jpg It's Better to Have Loved & Lost magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm). Humorous magnet.


   
Jesus Called Wants Religion Back fundamentalist baptists taliban ted haggard james dobson pat robertson jerry falwell fred phelps raptured magnet Jesus Called, He Wants His Religion Back magnet
$3.90
Jesus Called, He Wants His Religion Back magnet. Here's the perfect gift for any ranting fundamentalist you know. Sneak it onto their refrigerator door while backs are turned!


   
Jesus Free Zone magnet preaching evangelizing baptist fundies Jesus Free Zone magnet
$3.90
Jesus Free Zone magnet. Sometimes, ya just gotta declare one of those son of god exclusion zones in your kitchen or office. And here's the perfect magnet to announce it with. So no more of that awful Jesus-ing around here, please! Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
Jesus Followers creeps bible baptist fundamentalist extremist Creepy Haggard Dobson Falwell Robertson Magnet Jesus Is Cool Followers Give Me the Creeps Magnet
$3.90
Jesus is Cool but some of His followers give me the creeps. This magnet could be referring to those crazed 'New Lifers' who are still paying Ted Haggard over $100,000 a year! Freethought liberal humorous magnet.



   
MA-JesusLovesYou.gif Jesus Loves You Magnet
$3.70
Jesus Loves You
Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole. Don't we all know someone who deserves this magnet?! Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm).



   
Jesus Would Slap Shit out You Jerry Falwell James Dobson Pat Robertson baptist bible belt christian fundamentalist extremist Magnet Jesus Would Slap the Shit out of You Magnet
$3.70
Jerry Falwell, James Dobson, Pat Robertson - we mean you!! Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Political freethought liberal humorous magnet.


   
Just Because You Can Reproduce Doesn't Mean You Should, magnet Just Because You Can Reproduce Doesn't Mean You Should, magnet
$3.90
Just Because You Can Reproduce Doesn't Mean You Should, magnet. It seems as though the numbers of irrational, Springer-appearing people are growing, while the intelligent, thoughtful group is dwindling. Maybe someone should start thinking about promoting birth control...oh wait, they tried and the people who don't use it want to keep it unavailable! Dimensions: 3" x 2"


   
Just Remember Nobody is Normal Everybody is Weird magnet Just Remember Nobody is Normal Everybody is Weird magnet
$3.90
Just Remember Nobody is Normal Everybody is Weird magnet. So what is normal? We like weird! Weird is a wonderful, ever-changing, diverse condition, that defies expectations and pigeonholing. Stay weird - it's gotta be good for you! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2"



   
Love and Compassion are Necessities, Dalai Lama Quote, magnet Love and Compassion are Necessities... Dalai Lama Quote, magnet
$3.90
Love and Compassion are Necessities... Dalai Lama Quote, magnet. Words of timeless wisdom from the world's most respected spiritual leader. Kinda puts 'compassionate Conservatism' into perspective, dontcha think? Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
MA-FamilyFreak.jpg My Family is a Freak Show magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Humorous magnet.


   
B-MyGodsBirth.gif My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God button magnet
$3.00
Diameter: 1-1/2 inches (3.8cm). Freethought magnet.


   
No Boy is Worth Crying Over magnet No Boy is Worth Crying Over magnet
$3.90
No Boy is Worth Crying Over magnet. Because my dear, there are so many more FISH in the sea, and some of them are very highly evolved! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2"



   
MA-NotAllWhoWander.jpg Not All Who Wander are Lost magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm). Freethought magnet.


   
MA-ForgotPapers.jpg Oh No! She Forgot the Rolling Papers, magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm). Political liberal freethought magnet.


   
MA-UsingCivil.jpg Oh Well I wasn't using my Civil Liberties magnet
$3.70
Here's Ann Coulter, gleefully selling your soul to her G.O.P. overlords. Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm). Political antiBush liberal humorous magnet.


   
You Know it Was a Good Day if You Didn't Bite or Hit Anyone, magnet You Know it Was a Good Day if You Didn't Bite or Hit Anyone, magnet
$3.90
You Know it Was a Good Day if You Didn't Bite or Hit Anyone, magnet. All power to those who can keep the lid on, even in these days of endless irritations, distractions and outrages. So just put the coffee down and r-e-l-a-x, for a change! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2"



   
MA-OneDay.jpg One Day Big Butts Will Be In Style Magnet
$3.70
Magnet dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Butt dimensions, who knows? Humorous magnet.


   
MA-PeaceBack.gif Peace Back by Popular Demand Magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm). Political antiWar antiBush liberal magnet.


   
G-PeaceSymDaisyMag.gif Peace Symbol Daisies magnet
$5.00
Peace Symbol Daisies magnet. Flower power has returned, and this time it's purple daisies for peace! What could be more fun than that? Diameter 4"



   
Peace Symbol Xmas Trees magnet Peace Symbol Xmas Trees magnet
$5.00
Peace Symbol Xmas Trees magnet. Peace on earth and good will to all men.... well, we can dream, can't we? Here's a colorful magnet for those starting their seasonal shopping very early this year! Diameter: approx. 4"



   
G-PeaceSymRainbMag.gif Peace Symbol Rainbow magnet
$5.00
Peace Symbol Rainbow magnet. Here's a magnet that shows you're standing up for peace, whatever color it comes in. Diameter 4"


   
G-PeaceSymFlagMag.gif Peace Symbol US Flag magnet
$5.00
Peace Symbol Flag magnet. Fly Old Glory to show that you're a patriot for peace, with this star-spangled 4" diameter magnet!


   
MA-PleaseJesus.jpg Please Jesus Protect me from Your followers Magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm). Freethought liberal humorous magnet.


   
Prayer is Like Masturbation for Your Soul magnet Prayer is Like Masturbation for Your Soul magnet
$3.90
Prayer is Like Masturbation for Your Soul magnet. But without any of the excitement or privacy. Unless you have your own evangelical TV channel, in which case, doing it in public with thousands of others comes naturally to you!
Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
Put on Your Big Girl Panties and Deal with It, magnet Put on Your Big Girl Panties and Deal with It, magnet
$3.90
Put on Your Big Girl Panties and Deal with It, magnet. Come on now, you can do it! Use your fortitude, your inner strength, your moral fiber! And don't be distracted by trivial little things.... Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
MA-Rainbow.jpg Rainbow Magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Political gay rights liberal magnet.


   
Sometimes You Just Need to Take a Nap and Get Over It magnet Sometimes You Just Need to Take a Nap and Get Over It magnet
$3.90
Sometimes You Just Need to Take a Nap and Get Over It magnet. This could be good advice for ragin' flamin' fundamentalists everywhere. Take it easy guys, just chill out, relax, and go with the flow (as if they ever would!). Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2"



   
MA-SorryIMissedChurch.jpg Sorry I Missed Church I Was Practicing Witchcraft & Becoming A Lesbian Magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Freethought gay rights liberal magnet.


   
Take Away the Right to say Fuck Lenny Bruce censorship free speech first amendment constitution government fascism magnet Take Away the Right to say F*ck... Lenny Bruce magnet
$3.90
Take Away the Right to say F*ck... Lenny Bruce magnet. Lenny B was dead right about that. If he only knew what has become of free speech in the 21st century.... we need more mavericks like him around today!



   
MA-NoGodTruth.jpg There Is No God Higher Than Truth Magnet
$3.90
"There Is No God Higher Than Truth." - Mahatma Gandhi
Dimensions 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Freethought liberal magnet.


   
MA-ThinkItsNotIllegalYet.jpg Think It's Not illegal Yet Magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm). Political antiBush freethought liberal magnet.


   
We're Not Gossiping Plotting our evil left-wing feminist agenda magnet We're Not Gossiping... magnet
$3.90
We're Not Gossiping, we're plotting our evil left-wing feminist agenda magnet. But all they're really plotting is equality for women... which some old white guys still consider a sinister prospect.



   
Weed Papers grass marijuana Smoking With Friends Priceless magnet Weed, Papers, Smoking With Friends, Priceless magnet
$3.90
Weed, Papers, Smoking With Friends, Priceless magnet. But remember, if you wanna be President one day - don't inhale!



   
MA-WellBehaved.jpg Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Freethought liberal magnet.


   
We can do it Rosie the Riveter women female rights liberal progressive Democrat magnet We can do it Rosie the Riveter magnet
$3.90
We can do it Rosie the Riveter magnet. Here's one of America's real working class heroes. She knows that women have the power to change the world - and the minds of the retarded males who would keep them subservient. If only she was running for President! Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
MA-Saggy.gif What did one saggy boob say to the other? magnet
$3.70
What did one saggy boob say to the other? magnet. Gravity is only a theory, of course....


   
MA-WWBD.jpg What Would Buddah Do Magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Freethought liberal humorous magnet.


   
MA-WhenWalk.jpg When I was Your Age, We had to Walk Two Miles to get Stoned and have Sex, magnet
$3.90
Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Freethought liberal humorous magnet.


   
Against Abortion pro choice women's reproductive rights button Against Abortion Magnet
$3.00
Diameter: 1-1/2 inches (3.8cm). We also have this on a Button or a Sticker. Political freethought liberal magnet.



   
Yeah... Like Jesus Would Live in a Gated Community magnet Yeah... Like Jesus Would Live in a Gated Community magnet
$3.90
Yeah... Like Jesus Would Live in a Gated Community magnet. Sounds all too familiar, doesn't it? He'd probably drive a Hummer, watch FOX News, have five home-schooled kids, be a 'family-values' hypocrite, and want Sarah Palin to be president! Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
MA-AWRIAfterWeRemgt.gif After We Rebuild Iraq Our Schools Magnet
$3.90
After we rebuild Iraq can we rebuild our schools? Dimensions: 3" x 2" Political antiBush antiWar liberal magnet.



   
A Smart Ass is Always Better democrats donkey button A Smart Ass is Always Better... button MAGNET
$2.00
A Smart Ass is Always Better... button MAGNET. Here's a great new magnetic version of the ever-popular 'smart ass' button. Perfect for your fridge, computer case, toolbox, or filing cabinet! Diameter: 1-1/4"



   
ObamaRama Magnetic Wardrobe dress up Barack Michelle Democrat Illinois candidate ObamaRama Magnetic Wardrobe
$12.00
ObamaRama Magnetic Wardrobe. Now you can dress up our President in lots of different styles! Hours of fashion fun for kids of all ages, and adults too. Dress him up as Captain America, a Texas rancher, Hawaiian surf dude, in a regular business suit, and many other cool outfits.
Due to weight, this item ships via USPS Priority Mail.



   
MA-FIFIFreedomIsnMgt.gif Freedom Isn't Free Magnet
$3.90
Freedom Isn't Free - In fact, you have to be really rich.
Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Political antiBush liberal magnet.


   
Yes We Can! Barack Obama Rosie the Riveter magnet Yes We Can! Obama the Riveter magnet
$3.90
Yes We Can! Obama the Riveter magnet. Now the election has been won, America's legions of blue-collar workers must make sure he acts quickly to rescue our long-suffering manufacturing industries. Let's hope he really can! Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
G-ObamaPicMag.jpg Picture of Obama on magnet
$3.90
Picture of Obama on magnet. Here's the man of the moment. He seems to be coping very well with the weight of an expectant world upon his shoulders. Let's hope he can turn around eight years of Republican looting and other disasters starting in 2009. Dimensions: 3" x 2"



   
White on Black President Barack Obama Peace Sign, button White on Black Obama Peace Sign, button MAGNET
$2.00
White on Black Obama Peace Sign, button. MAGNET. Here's a magnetic version of the popular Obama peace sign button. Stick it where a war-crazy Republican can see it! Dimensions: 1-1/4"



   
Never Thought Miss Nixon magnet Watergate bug wiretap spying Washington Vietnam I Never Thought I'd Miss Nixon magnet
$3.90 $2.90 Price reduced!!
I Never Thought I'd Miss Nixon magnet. Compared to today's NeoFascist GOP, Tricky Dicky and his conservative cohorts were almost left-wing liberals. Imagine that! Ah, for those good old daze....



   
MA-MyCountryInvadedIraq.jpg My Country Invaded Iraq And All I Got Was Expensive Gas Magnet
$3.70
Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Political antiWar antiBush liberal magnet.


   
G-SoBossy.jpg "If you'd just do what I tell you I wouldn't have to be so bossy" magnet
$3.90
"If you'd just do what I tell you I wouldn't have to be so bossy" magnet. We all know a kid like this! Just remind them once in a while, who controls the supply of cupcakes and pizza... Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2"



   
B-GotWMD.gif Got WMD? Magnet
$3.00
Hang on a minute, Texas has WMD's and oil. Send in the bombers NOW!!

Diameter: 2-1/4 inches (5.7cm). Political antiBush antiWar liberal humorous magnet.



   
F*ck your War Iraq Iran Afghanistan Bush Cheney McCain McSame F*ck Your War! magnet
$3.90
F*ck Your War! magnet. This war protester says it like it is! Bush's illegal wars are nothing to do with any of us, but he keeps waging them in our name. Let's hope they'll all be over soon.



   
G-GodBlessAmerica.jpg God Bless America but F*ck The Assholes Who Run It magnet
$3.90
God Bless America but F*ck The Assholes Who Run It magnet. Would Jesus approve of the mess Bu$h and his righteous rabble have made of America? Maybe from the ashes, civility and decency will return.... someday.


   
W Bush WTF what the war terror fascism internet web speak WTF Magnet
$3.90
Our popular WTF sticker in magnet form. Great for display on your car without sticking anything to the paint Use this button image to illustrate your posting elsewhere on the web by using URL http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/B-WTF2.gif


   
G-WhereAreWeGoing.gif Where Are We Going? magnet
$3.90
Where Are We Going? magnet. Is it just me, or are we all doomed to burn in an eternal christian hell? Only atheism can save us all!


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