Darwin and Evolve Lifestyle Accessories

Say it loud 'n' proud! Don't be drowned out by the crowds of belligerent bible believers. Let everyone know that your head is used for thinking, and is not just a convenient hatstand. High-quality soft cotton cap has a strap with an adjustable buckle closure in the back to fit almost everyone! And of course there is the standard opening perfectly positioned for that ponytail!

Stonewashed denim with a black embroidered Evolve fish, medium rise with adjustable strap. One of our most popular caps!

A gorgeous, high-quality black hat featuring a colorful, Ray Troll designed rainbow trout embroidered on the front, and the words "Is It Wrong?" on the back. Features a cloth adjusting strap with metal buckle. Very Nice!
Check out our Fish Worship T-shirt!
Click on the picture for a better look at the design.

Avast Ye Pirates! Here be the perfect present for ye Cockswain. (That be the name for the captain's assistant. Clean up your mind there, ye scalawag!) These black panties with Aaaarrgghh! across the aft is sure to bring out the pirate that lives in the lady brave enough to wear 'em. Ye know these panties be looking good on your favorite pirate's booty!
Panties are made of a cotton/spandex blend in a shorty hip hugger style. Bella brand. Jest choose your size below. Aaaarrgghh!

A low-top cap, tan fabric and black brim featuring our ever-popular EvolveFISH image.
A stylish, intelligently-designed cap that's guaranteed to upset creationists anywhere!

A high quality cap sporting the famous Darwin Fish image. It's a one-size-fits-all design.
($2 additional shipping cost).

The BioHeart has made its way into the apparel line, speading it's girly toxicity as it goes. Maybe you want to warn the world of the hazards of love, perhaps you just want a more feminine way to express your toxicity, or maybe you just want to make sure you warn pursuers of your dangerous side. Comfy black shorties with the heart in you-know-you-saw-it green.

Peace and Quiet Cuff Bracelet. For those seeking an escape from the hectic 24-hour rollercoaster of 21st century life, here's a bracelet with a peaceful woodland scene. It will remind you to plan that relaxing weekend getaway! Dimensions: approx. 7-1/2" x 1-1/2"

Now you can rattle your keys with our cool new EvolveFISH pewter keychain! It's a solid, chunky metal design that's guaranteed to survive earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, the next ice age, rigged elections, SUV rollovers, or your next local tea party! Dimensions: Approx. 2-1/2" x 3/4"

Take the guesswork out of any random encounters with God. The Yo God keychain detector will indicate whether or not the encounter was actually God or just your imagination. Its small size, 1-1/4 inches in diameter (3.15 cm), makes it easy to carry anywhere you might need to detect the presence of God. The back of the detector lists a web site and unique serial number so that you can report any movement of the indicator dial.

Put any of our sticker or button slogans on a key chain tag. We can also put your image or slogan on a key chain tag. The key chain tag is 2" in diameter and comes with a key ring. Image is printed on one side of tag. The other side is white.

Please indicate which slogan or image you would like in the notes field of the shopping cart when ordering your key chain tag.

Our twin peace doves on a comfortable pair of black cotton shorties.

Ye be payin' attention here, me hearties. Here be a new addition to yer Cockswain's wardrobe. (That be the name for the captain's assistant. Clean up your mind there, ye scalawag!) These black panties with the skull and bones across the starboard is sure to tickle the fancy of any good Sea Queen. Ye know these panties be looking good on your favorite pirate's booty!

At last, a Darwin Fish mouse pad. A royal blue sea for these Darwin FISH to swim in! How could your office buddies possibly take offense at one of these?
Dimensions: 8 x 7-1/2 inches (20cm x 19cm).

Randi emblem. Here's a fish-shaped tribute to James Randi, one of the world's leading skeptics and debunkers of all things weird and wonderful. Even the most unusual natural phenomena have rational explanations, and those that remain unexplained are just waiting for future scientists to decode. We tip our top hats to James Randi! Dimensions: approx. 5" x 3"

This hat has a Black top, black bill and bright red embroidery. It is a great attention getter, whether you want the attention or not...!!