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Need some extra accessories to bling up your life? You've come to the right place! We have hats, caps, panties, keychains, tote bags and bracelets. Shop till you drop!
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Liberal Colorado shirt$25.00 Liberal Colorado shirt. Because the Rocky Mountain states are gradually turning blue! We used the state license plate to celebrate this glorious transition, and it also makes a great souvenir of the Democrat Convention in Denver, to be held in August 2008. We can't wait! Women's sizes go from Small - 2XL, Men's sizes go from Medium - 2XL. |
Flying Spaghetti Monster T-shirt$25.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster T-shirt. Well, you asked for it, so here's the noodly t-shirt you all wanted! The FSM logo is in shiny silver, with blue eyes. Wear this to your local mall and watch the fundamentalists stare in disapproval! Here's local sports star Madison modeling the Small size shirt. The Men's style shirt features darker blue sleeves. Women's sizes go from Small - 2XL, Men's sizes go from Medium - 2XL. |
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Holy Water water bottle$12.00 Holy Water bottle. Perfect for refreshing the parched sinner, the exhausted pilgrim hiker, or even conducting impromptu baptisms halfway up a mountain! Bottle can contain 32 ounces of godly liquid(s) when filled. Holy water not included. [Order] [Checkout] |
Sweet Home Colorado shirt$25.00 Sweet Home Colorado shirt. Who needs Alabama when you can get your natural 'mile-highs' without leaving the ground? Inspired by a song from the 20th century, and our state license plate, this pre-shrunk 100% cotton shirt is proudly worn by natives and insurgents alike. Get yours in time for summer! Choose your style and size from the boxes below. Women's sizes go from Small - 2XL, Men's sizes go from Medium - 2XL. |
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Proud Democrat blue bucket hat$12.50 Proud Democrat Blue bucket Hat. Just what you need for sunny days, whether you're in a blue or a red state. This stylish hat has a subtle progressive message you can wear anywhere, and its floppy brim will keep the sun from turning you into a Bush-votin' redneck! This hat requires a $1.00 extra shipping charge. [Order] [Checkout] |
Fish-Frog-Ape-Bird Tote Bag$12.00 Fish-Frog-Ape-Bird Tote Bag. How much evolution can you handle? Here's a stylish new tote bag that features the same intriguing image as seen on our Darwin Day t-shirt. This durable, 100% cotton canvas bag makes a great statement! All our totes like going to the grocery store. They help carry your groceries, are kind to the environment and keep your kitchen from filling up with those nasty plastic bags that you won't throw out because you don't want to waste resources. (requires a special extra shipping charge of $1.00) [Order] [Checkout]
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Aaaarrgghh! Pirate Panties$10.50 Avast Ye Pirates! Here be the perfect present for ye Cockswain. (That be the name for the captain's assistant. Clean up your mind there, ye scalawag!) These black panties with Aaaarrgghh! across the aft is sure to bring out the pirate that lives in the lady brave enough to wear 'em. Ye know these panties be looking good on your favorite pirate's booty! Panties are made of a cotton/spandex blend in a shorty hip hugger style. Bella brand. Jest choose your size below. Aaaarrgghh! |
Proud Democrat khaki cap$12.60 Proud Democrat khaki cap with extra long bill. Here's a great new cap that shouts your progressive political affiliation loud and proud! Get one in time for the first days of spring sunshine, and wear it with pride during the 2008 election campaign. This hat requires a $1.00 extra shipping charge. [Order] [Checkout] |
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Fish Worship Hat, Black with Rainbow Trout
$18.00 A gorgeous, high-quality black hat featuring a colorful, Ray Troll designed rainbow trout embroidered on the front, and the words "Is It Wrong?" on the back. Features a cloth adjusting strap with metal buckle. Very Nice! Check out our Fish Worship T-shirt! Click on the picture for a better look at the design. [Order] [Checkout] |
Looking Good for Jesus Shopper Tote Bag$13.00 Tired of all those horrible plastic bags you get at the grocery store? Why not take a splendidly righteous "Looking Good for Jesus" Shopper Tote Bag with you instead! Bag is made of durable woven polypropylene, and measures approx. 15" x 15" x 6" [Order] [Checkout] |
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Rainbow Rings keychain$3.00 Rainbow Rings Keychain. These light alloy rainbow rings on a chain will keep your keys company, and make your pocket rattle like maracas as you walk along. They also look great hanging from a belt loop! [Order] [Checkout] |
ABC's of CPR Cuff Bracelet$8.00 ABC's of CPR Cuff Bracelet. This bracelet shows the basics of Cardiopulmonary resuscitation, which is the noble art of saving a life. Who knows, you may need this vital skill one day - which could even result in step D, after you've gallantly preformed the ABC's... Dimensions: approx. 7-1/2" x 1-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
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IllumiNaughty T-shirt
$25.00 Watch out! It's the IllumiNaughty! They are everywhere and they know how YOU like it!! Here's a fun shirt featuring the symbol of the IllumiNaughty's all-seeing eye on the front. The back of the shirt has text saying: "We are everywhere and we know how you like it." Silver image on a black 100% cotton t-shirt. Comes in unisex or women's cut sizes. Pick your style and size below. |
BioHeart Panties$10.50 The BioHeart has made its way into the apparel line, speading it's girly toxicity as it goes. Maybe you want to warn the world of the hazards of love, perhaps you just want a more feminine way to express your toxicity, or maybe you just want to make sure you warn pursuers of your dangerous side. Comfy black shorties with the heart in you-know-you-saw-it green. |
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Born Again Atheist Hat, Charcoal$20.00 Say it loud 'n' proud! Don't be drowned out by the crowds of belligerent bible believers. Let everyone know that your head is used for thinking, and is not just a convenient hatstand. [Order] [Checkout] |
Born Again Atheist Hat, Tan$20.00 Say it loud 'n' proud - this time, in a light tan color! A useful cranial heatshield for hot climes such as Florida or Texas, or other sunny regions where sunstroke can make people believe in the strangest things... [Order] [Checkout] |
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Darwin fish Hat$18.00 A high quality cap sporting the famous Darwin Fish image. It's a one-size-fits-all design. ($2 additional shipping cost). [Order] [Checkout] |
Intelligent Design Tote Bag$12.00 Intelligent Design Tote Bag. Here's a great way of getting an environmental / pro-science message across. Carry this stylish, natural colored bag around, and folks will appreciate your progressive 21st century thinking! All our totes like going to the grocery store. They help carry your groceries, are kind to the environment and keep your kitchen from filling up with those nasty plastic bags that you won't throw out because you don't want to waste resources. This design is exclusive of EvolveFISH.com Dimensions: 12" x 16" x 8" (30.5cm x 40.6cm x 20.3cm) [Order] [Checkout]
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Make Love Not War Cuff Bracelet$8.00 Make Love Not War Cuff Bracelet. Here's a highly colorful, love 'n' peace bracelet that makes a great summer accessory. Lets make this a summer of love - instead of war! Dimensions: approx. 7-1/2" x 1-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Evolve Cap, Tan, Low-Top$18.00 A low-top cap, tan fabric and black brim featuring our ever-popular EvolveFISH image. A stylish, intelligently-designed cap that's guaranteed to upset creationists anywhere! [Order] [Checkout] |
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Backwards Bush Countdown Keychain$9.95 Now you don't have to keep wondering when the current president will be out of office. Keep this handy-dandy countdown timer attached to your keys or wallet and instantly you'll know, at the turn of a card, when the nightmare will hopefully end. Includes days, hours, minutes, and seconds left to deal with. [Order] [Checkout] |
 Deluxe HatsThis is our line of Higher-Quality, EvolveFISH caps. They each feature a pre-curved bill and an adjustment strap in the back to fit most everyone. These are very nice hats! Click on the hat or the title to see this premium hat collection. |
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Support Science 'Helix' Tote Bag$12.00 Support Science 'Helix' Tote Bag. This durable 100% cotton canvas bag has the image of a spiral string of DNA - the basic molecular building blocks of life. It has plenty of space to carry all your stuff around, and it's a subtle way of making a pro-science statement! All our totes like going to the grocery store. They help carry your groceries, are kind to the environment and keep your kitchen from filling up with those nasty plastic bags that you won't throw out because you don't want to waste resources. Dimensions: 12" x 16" x 8" (30.5cm x 40.6cm x 20.3cm) [Order] [Checkout]
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Evolve Keychain pewter$4.50 Now you can rattle your keys with our cool new EvolveFISH pewter keychain! It's a solid, chunky metal design that's guaranteed to survive earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, the next ice age, rigged elections, SUV rollovers... or at least another windy summer in Florida. Dimensions: Approx. 2-1/2" x 3/4" [ Add to Cart] [Checkout] |
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Evolve Mid-Top Hat, Green top, Green Brim, Light Green Embroidery$18.00 This green-topped cap with a green bill and a light green embroidered logo is a more subtle design. The EvolveFish image stands out well from up-close, but from a safe distance, you're just another face in the crowd! [Order] [Checkout] |
Khaki Bucket Hat w/ Safari Toys$8.00 Here's a great bucket-style sun hat for the young explorer you know. It's perfect for them to wear while playing with many of our other toys for kids, like the Pond Book & Tadpole Tank. Or they can use it for almost any outdoor adventures. Comes with two snap-on plastic animals. [Order] [Checkout] |
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Peace and Quiet Cuff Bracelet$8.00 Peace and Quiet Cuff Bracelet. For those seeking an escape from the hectic 24-hour rollercoaster of 21st century life, here's a bracelet with a peaceful woodland scene. It will remind you to plan that relaxing weekend getaway! Dimensions: approx. 7-1/2" x 1-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Yo God! Detector Keychain$7.00 Take the guesswork out of any random encounters with God. The Yo God keychain detector will indicate whether or not the encounter was actually God or just your imagination. Its small size, 1-1/4 inches in diameter (3.15 cm), makes it easy to carry anywhere you might need to detect the presence of God. The back of the detector lists a web site and unique serial number so that you can report any movement of the indicator dial. Please see our Yo! God Detector page for our full line of detectors. [Order] [Checkout] |
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Support Science Tote Bag$12.00 Here is a practical, sturdy, American-made tote bag to carry your groceries, books, or other essentials in. This cotton bag is a natural canvas color, and has the logo, "Support Science" and large Evolve Fish printed on it in blue. Dimensions: 12 x 16 x 8 inches (30.5cm x 40.6cm x 20.3cm). All our totes like going to the grocery store. They help carry your groceries, are kind to the environment and keep your kitchen from filling up with those nasty plastic bags that you won't throw out because you don't want to waste resources. [Order] [Checkout]
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Evolve Constructed Cap, Khaki and Green$18.00 Nice & classy outdoorsmen/women's hat. High-quality brushed cotton, khaki crown with green brim and embroidered green EvolveFish logo. Adjustable strap allows a "one size fits all" custom fit. It doesn't Scream "Non-Believer", but it isn't shy about it either.... [Order] [Checkout] |
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Evolve Cap, Denim Blue$18.00 Stonewashed denim with a black embroidered Evolve fish, medium rise with adjustable strap. One of our most popular caps! [Order] [Checkout] |
Any Image Key Chain Tags$9.95 Put any of our sticker or button slogans on a key chain tag. We can also put your image or slogan on a key chain tag. The key chain tag is 2" in diameter and comes with a key ring. Image is printed on one side of tag. The other side is white. Please indicate which slogan or image you would like in the notes field of the shopping cart when ordering your key chain tag. |
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Evolve Fish Dog Tag$10.00 These aluminum dog tags feature the Evolve fish symbol on one side with one of four different colored backgrounds: black, blue, green or red. A 30" (76.2 cm) beaded chain is included. Dog tag dimensions: 1-1/8 x 2 inches (2.8 x 5 cm). [Order] [Checkout] |
Any Image Dog Tag$9.95 We can place any image you would like on one of our aluminum dog tags. You can pick one of our images or slogans, or provide your own photograph or artwork. Remember, these tags are only 1-1/8 by 2 inches in size, so there is a limit as to what will fit on the available area. Also, if you are submitting artwork, anything under 300 dpi will not reproduce well. Please Note that AnyImage Products are not returnable. We make them just for you --- we are going to do our best to get what you want- if we have questions we will try to call or e-mail you, we will pray over it and we will do our best -- and you are going to be happy!" [Order] [Checkout] |
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Peace Dog TagHere's an ironic way to display a peace symbol. The dog tag is made of aluminum and the dimensions are 1-1/8 x 2 inches (2.8 x 5 cm). Comes with either a black or tye-dye background. Black $10.00 [Order] [Checkout] Tye-Dye $10.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
Twin Dove Panties$10.50 Our twin peace doves on a comfortable pair of black cotton shorties. |
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Skull n' Crossbones Panties$10.50 Avast! Ye be payin' attention here, me hearties. Here be a new addition to yer Cockswain's wardrobe. (That be the name for the captain's assistant. Clean up your mind there, ye scalawag!) These black panties with the skull and bones across the starboard cheek is sure to tickle the fancy of any good Sea Queen. Ye know these panties be looking good on your favorite pirate's booty! |
Illuminaughty Panties
$10.50 We told you, we are everywhere, and we STILL know how you like it! Perhaps now more than ever. Your favorite wicked twist on one of the world's oldest conspiracies has made it's way into the sordid depths of your underwear drawer. Come and proudly display your membership to those select few privileged enough to know your secret. Design on comfortable black cotton shorties with the society's symbol on the front and the words "Illuminaughty" boldly scrawled across the back. |
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Neck Tie DNA on blue$25.00 Here's a spiralling DNA molecule, represented in silver vinyl on a top-quality, blue tie. Perfect for the science-supporting, suit-wearer. Looks especially good with your white lab coat! [Order] [Checkout] |
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