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Darwin and Evolve Lifestyle Accessories

"Need some extra accessories to bling up your life? You've come to the right place! We have hats, caps, panties, keychains, tote bags and bracelets. Shop till you drop! "
H-AtheistBorn.png Choice of Atheist Hat in Charcoal Price: $20.00
Say it loud 'n' proud! Don't be drowned out by the crowds of belligerent bible believers. Let everyone know that your head is used for thinking, and is not just a convenient hatstand. High-quality soft cotton cap has a strap with an adjustable buckle closure in the back to fit almost everyone! Choose from "Born Again Atheist" or simply "Atheist."
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M-ArrghPnt.jpg Aaaarrgghh! Pirate Panties Price: $10.50
Avast Ye Pirates! Here be the perfect present for ye Cockswain. (That be the name for the captain's assistant. Clean up your mind there, ye scalawag!) These black panties with Aaaarrgghh! across the aft is sure to bring out the pirate that lives in the lady brave enough to wear 'em. Ye know these panties be looking good on your favorite pirate's booty!
Panties are made of a cotton/spandex blend in a shorty hip hugger style. Bella brand. Jest choose your size below. Aaaarrgghh!
H-EvoCapTan.gif Evolve Hat/Cap, Tan with Black Brim, Low-Top Price: $18.00
A low-top cap, tan fabric and black brim featuring our ever-popular EvolveFISH image. A stylish, intelligently-designed cap that's guaranteed to upset creationists anywhere! Features adjustable strap.
H-DarwinHat.png Darwin fish Hat Price: $18.66
A high quality cap sporting the famous Darwin Fish image. It's a one-size-fits-all design.
($2 additional shipping cost). As of April 30, 2014, we are not sure if, or when, we will be able to ship these items. We will only process orders for ONE item, and will notify you via email when it will ship. Sorry for this problem, we are "praying" for a resolution.
I-BioHazModel2.jpg BioHeart Panties Price: $10.50
The BioHeart has made its way into the apparel line, speading it's girly toxicity as it goes. Maybe you want to warn the world of the hazards of love, perhaps you just want a more feminine way to express your toxicity, or maybe you just want to make sure you warn pursuers of your dangerous side. Comfy black panties with a white design.
Peace and Quiet Cuff Bracelet tranquility calm zen Peace and Quiet Cuff Bracelet Price: $8.00
Peace and Quiet Cuff Bracelet. For those seeking an escape from the hectic 24-hour rollercoaster of 21st century life, here's a bracelet with a peaceful woodland scene. It will remind you to plan that relaxing weekend getaway! Dimensions: approx. 7-1/2" x 1-1/2"
M-EvolveKeyChn.png Evolve Keychain pewter Price: $4.50
Now you can rattle your keys with our cool new EvolveFISH pewter keychain! It's a solid, chunky metal design that's guaranteed to survive earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, the next ice age, rigged elections, SUV rollovers, or your next local tea party! Dimensions: Approx. 2-1/2" x 3/4"
M-AnyImageKeyChain.gif Any Image Key Chain Tags Price: $9.95
Put any of our sticker or button slogans on a key chain tag. We can also put your image or slogan on a key chain tag. The key chain tag is 2" in diameter and comes with a key ring. Image is printed on one side of tag. The other side is white.

Please indicate which slogan or image you would like in the notes field of the shopping cart when ordering your key chain tag.

I-TwinDoveModel.jpg Twin Dove Panties Price: $10.50
Our twin peace doves on a comfortable pair of black cotton shorties.
I-SkullPantMode2.jpg Skull 'n' Crossbones Panties Price: $10.50
Ye be payin' attention here, me hearties. Here be a new addition to yer Cockswain's wardrobe. (That be the name for the captain's assistant. Clean up your mind there, ye scalawag!) These black panties with the skull and bones across the starboard is sure to tickle the fancy of any good Sea Queen. Ye know these panties be looking good on your favorite pirate's booty!
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