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Happy Halloween Supplies

"Welcome to all Hallow's Eve! We offer a variety of easy costumes (e.g. shirts), trick or treat gifts (e.g. tattoos), and a number of fun items to stock this season! Whether you celebrate Halloween, El Dia de los Muertos, or Samhain, just make sure you celebrate! This millenia old holiday has been a thorn in Christianity's side for some time; it is a remnant of pre-Christian tradition and beliefs and a reminder that civilization existed - and thrived - prior to being 'saved.' And it is here to stay!"
Deluxe Pirate Eye Patch Deluxe Pirate Eye Patch Price: $3.00
Deluxe Pirate Eye Patch. We hunted high and low, searched the seven seas and finally found an eye patch for all you land lubbers! Made of soft fabric with an elastic strap. Also makes the perfect disguise for your next bank job... Approx. size: 3" x 2-1/4"
Q-FSMPirateFish pirate fish dead decal/vinyl cutout pirate fish sticker Pirate Fish Vinyl Cut-Out Sticker Price: $5.00
Aaaaaargh - the Pirate Fish is here to bless you with a beer volcano and a stripper factory! Global warming is increasing due to a sharp decline in pirates, which are blessed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster himself!
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M-FSM-PirateFishTie.png Flying Spaghetti Monster / Pirate Fish Neck Tie Price: $18.00
Flying Spaghetti Monster / Pirate Fish Neck Tie. Here's a high-quality neck tie, featuring the two main characters from the Church of Noodles! Available in black or blue. Choose your color from the drop-down menu.
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Pirate Car Flag Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM Noodles Pastafarian Pirate Car Flag Price: $8.00
Pirate Car Flag. Here's a cute little Jolly Roger for your own personal pirate ship - or even your car. It's time to take down that tattered old "United We Stand" flag and replace it with something far more fun, for we are Pirates and they are not! Aaaaaarrgghh!
Dimensions: 18" x 11"
M-ArrghPnt.jpg Aaaarrgghh! Pirate Panties Price: $10.50
Avast Ye Pirates! Here be the perfect present for ye Cockswain. (That be the name for the captain's assistant. Clean up your mind there, ye scalawag!) These black panties with Aaaarrgghh! across the aft is sure to bring out the pirate that lives in the lady brave enough to wear 'em. Ye know these panties be looking good on your favorite pirate's booty!
Panties are made of a cotton/spandex blend in a shorty hip hugger style. Bella brand. Jest choose your size below. Aaaarrgghh!
E-PirateFish.png Pirate Fish Emblem Price: $9.00
The Flying Spaghetti Monster demands full pirate regalia for any formal event... so plaster the fishy goodness right on your car with a chrome-colored emblem. Stylish, dead, and it looks great on the back of a hybrid! Choose from either an adheisve backing or, for $1 more, get a stylish magnet. (Magnet not recommended for vehicular application.) Dimensions: approx. 4-1/2" x 2-1/4"
Pirate Fish FSM Flying Spaghetti Monster Patch Iron-on Noodle Pirate Fish Patch Price: $8.00
Aaaaarrrgghh!! Show your noodly disdain for global warming with this cool patch. Iron it on, then wear it with pride. We're all pirates at heart! Beautiful white on black embroidered patch measures 3.5" x 2.25"
P-PirateFishPin.png Pirate Fish Lapel pin Price: $9.00
Pirate Fish Lapel pin. Here's a cute lil' FSM Pirate Fish pin that looks great on your lapel, school backpack or anywhere you like! Remember you landlubbers.. FSM Pirates give candy to children. Choose your color - silver or gold. Dimensions: 1" x 1/2"
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Pirate Flag Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM Noodles Pastafarian Pirate Flag 3' x 5' Price: $10.00
Pirate Flag 3' x 5'. Arrrrgghh! Shiver me timbers, weigh the anchor and splice the mainbrace, here's a real skull 'n' crossbones Pirate Flag for all of you noodly desperados! Raise the Jolly Roger and protest global warming the way we modern Pirates do. This great-looking flag is also guaranteed to keep GOP candidates and baptists from your door!
Pirates Caribbean Johnny Depp Red Bandanna Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM global warming climate change CO2 emissions carbon 3' x 5' polyester Pirate Red Bandana Flag 3' x 5' polyester Price: $10.00
Pirate Red Bandana flag. Here's another variation on the classic Skull 'n' Crossbones design. This one's perfect for the Johnny Depp fan in your household - Aaaaaarrgghh! 3' x 5' polyester, with brass grommets.
E-Pentagram.gif Pentacle Emblem Price: $8.00
The Pentacle, the symbol of Witchcraft, is a bold and fascinating statement about our place in the Universe. The pentacle represents an ancient concept that can be found in philosophical thought in both East and West. Although over 8,000 years old, the image of the pentacle is applicable in our modern world. Click here for more information!
Black plastic with raised chrome finish, 2-1/2 inches (6.3cm) in diameter, adhesive pad on back.
Q-Pentacle.png Pentacle vinyl cut-out sticker Price: $6.00
Pentacle vinyl cut-out sticker. Here in the United States of Jesusland, the old ways are alive! Display your 5 pointed star and you might even discover a few fellow Wiccan or Pagan travelers as you drive around.
We also offer this design as a plastic car emblem , and an ear post.
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M-WicArmyPatch.gif Wiccan Army 13th Airborne Patch Price: $6.00
This white on black embroidered patch will identify you as a member of the "13th Airborne" unit of the Wiccan Army. The design includes a broom-mounted trooper and a couple of well-placed pentacles. Fun for military bases as well as any Pagan's vestments. Measures 3" x 4" (7.6cm x 10.2cm). Easy iron-on patch.
cthulha monster emblem car plaque atheist darwin fish cthulhu evolvefish darwin fish car plaque emblem shirt sticker button Cthulhu Emblem Price: $7.00
Cthulhu was a fictional cosmic entity created by horror author HP Lovecraft in 1926, first appearing in his short story "The Call of Cthulhu." It is often cited for the extreme descriptions given of its hideous appearance, its gargantuan size, and the abject terror that it evokes. So be afraid!
M-CthulhuMints.png Cthulhu Mints Price: $3.00
We're just speculating here, but it would seem that a hideous, tentacle-faced monster like Cthulhu could have some seriously nasty breath. Perhaps if he just had a tin of these mints he might have a more positive attitude? Each 2.25" (5.7 cm) round tin contains about one hundred peppermints.
H P Lovecraft Tales of the Cthulhu Mythos Call of the Cthulhu Necronomicon atheist tshirt shirt tee Cthulhu Fish T-Shirt Price: $18.66
Answer the call of Cthulhu with this Lovecraftian horror in fish form on one of our 100% cotton T-Shirts!
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Q-Cthulhu hp lovecraft monster cthulhu atheist lovecraft cthulhu atheism monster fish darwin fish evolvefish cthulhu fish Cthulhu Fish Cut-Out Vinyl Sticker Price: $4.00
Here is our rendition of Lovecraft's iconic Cthulhu creature! Some have likened Cthulhu to a God; others see him as a demon; Many today see it as similar to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - a fictitious God who can be appeased by wearing his garb!
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S-WiccanArmy.gif Wiccan Army Sticker Price: $2.00
This one was too good to pass up. Great for all of our Wiccan friends!
Halloween magnet Jesus dress up party costume Halloween Magnetic Jesus Dress-Up kit Price: $12.00
Great fun for your next Halloween party! Enjoy costuming Jesus in a variety of crazy garb as you celebrate the very Pagan, non-Christian holiday. Fun for the fridge, a metal table, or any piece of metal furniture. Dimensions: 11" x 8" (28cm x 21cm).
J-CthulhuEarWrap.png Cthulhu Pewter Ear Wrap Price: $32.00
Those who admire Lovecraft's monstrous creature can proudly sport a tentacled ear decoration! This piece wraps around the ear, while the piercing goes through the ear and continues the artistic rendition to the back. A very clever design of a very beloved creature! Overall length 3.25"; width is 2.75"; for pierced ears. Designed to be worn on the left ear.
P-SkuCrosPirPin.png Skull and Crossbones Pewter Pirate Lapel Pin Price: $23.00
Not for the shy, this substantial 3-dimensional pin makes a bold statement! Fine English pewter is artistically melded into a seaworthy treasure measuring 1.5" long, 1.25" high, and .5" deep. Comes with three pinback closures to hold securely into place.
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