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Get your Flying Spaghetti Monster goodies here! Car emblems, FSM vinyl stickers, Pirate booty, treasure chests, bracelets, mints, skull & crossbones sticker, Pirate Fish pin, Jolly Roger flag!
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Flying Spaghetti Monster Emblem$7.00 The Flying Spaghetti Monster A new deity for a new century! Blessed be his pastaness. Have your car touched by his noodly appendage. You know you want to believe... so show your support with this cool new emblem! Measures approx. 5-1/4" x 2-1/2". May the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodle touch you. Go Pirates! Also available as a vinyl cut-out sticker and an iron-on patch. [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Mints - Grog Flavor$3.00 Pirate Grog Mints. Each tin contains 100 sharp-tasting little mints. These are perfect for getting rid of the salty taste of the high seas. Get fresh - with a hint of grog - before you splice the anchor, and set off to plunder the next Spanish galleon that dares to sail across your bows! [Order] [Checkout] |
FSM vinyl cutout stickerThe Flying Spaghetti Monster has arrived and will touch you with his noodly appendage! Based on the humorous creationist theory by Bobby Henderson in the debate over Intelligent Design teaching in Kansas' public schools. Show your support by having His Holy Pastaness splattered onto your car or window. Available in black or white vinyl, 5" / 13cm long, or a giant-sized 13" long! FSM Black 5 inch $5.00 [Order] FSM White 5 inch $5.00 [Order] FSM Black 13 inch $7.00 [Order] FSM White 13 inch $7.00 [Order] |
Pirate Fish Lapel pin$7.95 Pirate Fish Lapel pin. Here's a cute lil' FSM Pirate Fish pin that looks great on your lapel, school backpack or anywhere you like! Remember you landlubbers.. FSM Pirates give candy to children. Choose your color - silver or gold. Dimensions: 1" x 1/2" |
Flying Spaghetti Monster T-shirt$25.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster T-shirt. Well, you asked for it, so here's the noodly t-shirt you all wanted! The FSM logo is in shiny silver, with blue eyes. Wear this to your local mall and watch the fundamentalists stare in disapproval! Here's local sports star Madison modeling the Small size shirt. The Men's style shirt features darker blue sleeves. Women's sizes go from Small - 2XL, Men's sizes go from Medium - 2XL. |
Pirate Skull Pops$1.50 Everybody loves a pirate! These Pirate Head Pops are a sweet lemon flavor, and each one is about 2-1/4" (5.7cm) tall. These make the perfect dessert after a large dinner of noodles - as recommended by The Flying Spaghetti Monster. [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Flag 3' x 5'$10.00 Pirate Flag 3' x 5'. Arrrrgghh! Shiver me timbers, weigh the anchor and splice the mainbrace, here's a real skull 'n' crossbones Pirate Flag for all of you noodly desperados! Raise the Jolly Roger and protest global warming the way we modern Pirates do. This great-looking flag is also guaranteed to keep GOP candidates and baptists from your door! [Order] [Checkout] |
Set of two Pirate Skull Bracelets large - one of each$6.50 Pirate Skull Bracelet large - One of each. For that authentic Keith Richards pirate look, you need some large scary skull bling hanging from your wrist! [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Fish Emblem$8.00 The Flying Spaghetti Monster demands full pirate regalia for any formal event... so plaster the fishy goodness right on your car with a chrome-colored emblem. Stylish, dead, and it looks great on the back of a hybrid! Also available as a vinyl cut-out sticker and an iron-on patch. Dimensions: approx. 4-1/2" x 2-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Aaaarrgghh! Pirate Panties$10.50 Avast Ye Pirates! Here be the perfect present for ye Cockswain. (That be the name for the captain's assistant. Clean up your mind there, ye scalawag!) These black panties with Aaaarrgghh! across the aft is sure to bring out the pirate that lives in the lady brave enough to wear 'em. Ye know these panties be looking good on your favorite pirate's booty! Panties are made of a cotton/spandex blend in a shorty hip hugger style. Bella brand. Jest choose your size below. Aaaarrgghh! |
Pirate Skull and Cross Bones magnet$3.70 Pirate Skull and Cross Bones magnet. Scare those evil beer thieves away from your refrigerator (or treasure chest) with this cool pirate magnet! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Choker$4.50 Pirate Choker. These skull and crossbones chokers are 16-1/2" long, and come with hook clasps. Each one is a slightly different design, and they are the perfect gift for that crazy Cap'n Hook wannabe in your family! [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Treasure Bags$1.00 Pirate Treasure Bags. Where are you going to keep those gold sovereigns, dubloons and treasure from that Spanish battleship you just sank? In this cute little black velvet bag! Measures 3" x 2", and has a silver skull 'n' swords print. Kids love 'em! [Order] [Checkout] |
Aaaarrgghh! vinyl cut-out sticker$5.00 Aaaarrgghh! vinyl cut-out, the sticker that say it all! Why have just one 'Talk Like A Pirate Day', when you can have this black, red, or white rallying cry on your 4-wheeled pirate ship all year round? Dimensions: 8" x 2" |
Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM PendantFlying Spaghetti Monster FSM Pendant in Gold or Silver. Behold, the noodly pendant you've all been waiting for! Demonstrate your righteous belief in all things noodly by keeping the Flying Spaghetti Monster close to your heart - or even just around your neck. Aaaarrgghh! Dimensions approx. 1" x 1/2"
Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM Pendant Gold $10.00 [Order] [Checkout] Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM Pendant Silver $10.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
Set of Pirate Skull Bracelets - small - 3 bracelets$9.00 This set of three pirate skull bracelets is perfect for smaller, beginner pirates, or who even those pirates who prefer to be a bit more subtle. Imagine that! [Order] [Checkout] |
Skull & Crossbones vinyl cut-out stickers$5.00 Skull & Crossbones vinyl cut-out stickers. Splice the anchor and weigh the mainsail, here's the classic pirate symbol as a black or white vinyl sticker. Aaaargghh! Dimensions: approx. 5" x 3-1/2" |
Pirate Fish Vinyl Sticker - Black$5.00 Aaaaaargh - the Pirate Fish is here to bless you with a beer volcano and a stripper factory! Global warming is increasing due to a sharp decline in pirates, which are blessed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This mad marine bandit comes in 5" of bootyful black vinyl.
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Flying Spaghetti Monster Bless America Bumper Sticker$5.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster Bless America Bumper Sticker. Now we know the true creation story, make sure His holy pastaness blesses the U.S. with his noodly appendage. This high-quality, full-color bumper sticker measures 3" x 11" and is printed on ultra-premium vinyl. Go Pirates! Humorous freethought sticker. [Order] [Checkout] |
The Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster$13.95 The 192-page paperback handbook of the 21st century's only new religion is finally here! Discover the real causes of global warming and why Pastafarian heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano. May you be touched by His noodly appendage.... [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Adhesive Bandages$4.50 Pirate Adhesive Bandages. Here's a tin of 25 useful little skull and crossbones band aids. These might save your life if you've just lost a limb in a swordfight on the high seas! Aaaarrgghh!! [Order] [Checkout] |
Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM lapel pinFlying Spaghetti Monster lapel pin in Gold or Silver. Here is your favorite new deity in all his noodly glory! This stylish pin is sure to start many interesting conversations with those curious folk who are still non-believers.... Dimensions: approx. 1" x 1/2" Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM lapel pin Gold $7.00 [Order] [Checkout] Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM lapel pin Silver $7.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Fish Vinyl Sticker - White$5.00 Need a little more chaos in your life? The accursed Pirate Fish is here to bring you a beer volcano and a stripper factory! It might even save us all from global warming. This aquatic hellraiser comes in 5" of shiny white vinyl. Aaaaargh! [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM embroidery iron-on patch$8.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster embroidery iron-on patch. Pledge your eternal allegience to the church of noodles with this cool iron-on patch. Here is the ideal statement for forward-thinking 21st century bikers! Aaaargghh.... Dimensions approx. 4" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Red Bandana 3' x 5' polyester$10.00 Pirate Red Bandana flag. Here's another variation on the classic Skull 'n' Crossbones design. This one's perfect for the Johnny Depp fan in your household - Aaaaaarrgghh! 3' x 5' polyester, with brass grommets. [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Fish embroidery iron-on patch$8.00 Pirate Fish embroidery iron-on patch. Aaaaarrrgghh!! Show your noodly disdain for global warming with this cool patch. Iron it on, then wear it with pride. We're all pirates at heart.... Dimensions approx. 3-1/2" x 2-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
God Speaks, the Flying Spaghetti Monster in his own words NO DISCOUNTS$19.95 Features Pastafarian pronouncements on the seven deadly sins, lesser religions, love, sex, servitude and cleanliness! NOT FOR CHILDREN! Jon Smith shares his experiences with the world's newest deity, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. According to legend, the FSM created the universe, starting with mountains, trees, and a "midgit!" Read eye-opening commentary on the seven deadly sins and other world religions. Paperback - 157 pages. [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Car Flag$6.00 Pirate Car Flag. Here's a cute little Jolly Roger for your own personal pirate ship - or even your car. It's time to take down that tattered old "United We Stand" flag and replace it with something far more fun, for we are Pirates and they are not! Aaaaaarrgghh! Dimensions: 18" x 11" [Order] [Checkout] |
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Pirate Booty Treasure Chest
$6.00 Pirate Booty Treasure Chest. Clear hinged treasure chest filled with colorful acrylic sparkles, a bracelet (suitable for boys or girls), a golden coin, and a treasure bag where junior pirates can keep any other booty they find! [Order] [Checkout] |
Invisible Pink Unicorn pinInvisible Pink Unicorn pin in Gold and Silver. Here is her holy hoofiness depicted on a very attractive lapel pin. A metallic pink unicorn - whatever next? Maybe that's evolution happening before our very eyes.... Approx. 1" diameter. Invisible Pink Unicorn pin Gold $8.00 [Order] [Checkout] Invisible Pink Unicorn pin Silver $8.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
Invisible Pink Unicorn PendantInvisible Pink Unicorn Gold and Silver Pendants. EvolveFISH is proud to bring you '100% hoof' unicorn bling. And it's shiny invisible pink bling, too! Feel the quality of these marvellous medallions. It makes an ideal gift for freethinking horse-lovers everywhere. Approx. 1" diameter. Invisible Pink Unicorn Gold Pendant $15.00 [Order] [Checkout] Invisible Pink Unicorn Silver Pendant $15.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM silver lapel pin (oval style)$7.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster pin "FSM silver lapel pin (oval style). Here's an oval-style noodly lapel pin for all of you loyal Pastafarians out there! Dimensions: 1" x 1/2" Shown here larger than life, at our noodly master's request!" [Order] [Checkout] |
Skull n' Crossbones Panties$10.50 Avast! Ye be payin' attention here, me hearties. Here be a new addition to yer Cockswain's wardrobe. (That be the name for the captain's assistant. Clean up your mind there, ye scalawag!) These black panties with the skull and bones across the starboard cheek is sure to tickle the fancy of any good Sea Queen. Ye know these panties be looking good on your favorite pirate's booty! |
Invisible Pink Unicorn Emblem$8.00 Up there in the sky, the Invisible Pink Unicorn watches over us, night and day. Can't you see her holy hoof-prints in the clouds? Only incurable infidels would deny her universal equine benevolence.... Diameter: approx 3-3/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster car plaque was just the beginning. We feature a whole line of FSM products, and more are being added all the time... Bookmark this page and check back with us again!
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