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St. Sheila the Surprised Birthday Card$3.95 St. Sheila the Surprised Birthday Card. She's the Patron Saint of Botox Injections. A great compliment to pay your friends who never seem to look a day older. Inside of card reads: "Surprise! I remembered your birthday!" [Order] [Checkout] |
St. Dude Birthday Card$3.95 St. Dude Birthday Card. This guy is the Patron Saint of Lost Brain Cells. With a beer in one hand, a bong in the other, shades and a 1972 hairstyle, he could be Jesus' slightly hipper cousin. Inside of card reads: "It's your birthday again? Sweet!" [Order] [Checkout] |
St. Ignatius Infirmus Get Well Card$3.95 St. Ignatius Infirmus Get Well Card. He's the Patron Saint of Cold and Flu Season. Tissues and divine healing not included. Inside reads: "Feel better, for Heaven’s sake." [Order] [Checkout] |
Contrary to Popular Opinion I'm the Reason Cards (Pack of 12)
$18.00 A 'Dark Ages' era depiction of the sun and a man in a village scene, with the caption "Contrary to popular opinion, I'm the reason for your holiday season!" ($1.00 shipping per package). Click on picture to read the text inside the card. [Order] [Checkout] |
St. Theresa the Tatted Birthday Card$3.95 St. Theresa the Tatted Birthday Card. She's the Patron Saint of Body Art - not forgetting those other mysterious piercings in your unbibical zones. Inside of card reads: "It's your birthday... make your mark!" [Order] [Checkout] |
Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History cardsWell Behaved Women Seldom Make History cards, sold either singly or in a pack of 8. Perfect for your rebellious mom, sister, girlfriend or aunt! These come with plain white envelopes. Card dimensions: approx. 7" x 5" Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History card $1.50 [Order] [Checkout] Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History cards, pack of 8 $8.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
St. Peter Cialis of Viagra Birthday Card$3.95 St. Peter Cialis of Viagra Birthday Card. Patron Saint of the 4-Hour Res-Erections. So that's why monks are always looking upwards! And here we thought it had something to do with heaven... Inside of the card reads: "...and it was wood! Happy Birthday!" [Order] [Checkout] |
Ingersoll Greeting Cards (Pack of 12)
$10.00 This attractive greeting card contains Robert G. Ingersoll's essay What I Want for Christmas. Really beautiful and timely. Ingersoll certainly had a way with words. Dimensions: 5-1/2 x 7-3/4 inches (14cm x 19.7cm). Click on picture for text of essay. ($1.50 shipping per package). [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
St. Francis A Sissy Birthday Card$3.95 St. Francis A Sissy Birthday Card. Here is the Queen of all Queens, obviously praying for someone to share impure thoughts and actions in a big way (or so he hopes!) Inside of card reads: "Hate the sin, love the sinner! Happy Birthday!" [Order] [Checkout] |
St. Bitch the Fierce Birthday Card$3.95 St. Bitch the Fierce Birthday Card. She's Our Lady of Shameless Sass. This Bee-utch doesn't mess around; she's even flippin' the bird as we speak! Inside of card reads: "Another year... over in a snap! Happy Birthday!" [Order] [Checkout] |
St. Coochie Galore Birthday Card$3.95 St. Coochie Galore Birthday Card. Our lady of sacred sluts; go vestal virgins! Inside of card reads: "Hail Mary, full of grace, may someone hot sit on your face! Happy Birthday!" Now who could ask for a better wish?! [Order] [Checkout] |
Barack Obama with Sticker Quotes Card$3.50 Barack Obama with Sticker Quotes Card. Here's a card featuring the presumptive Democrat nominee with all kinds of cool sticker quotes you can attach and send to a friend! Dimensions: approx. 8-1/2" x 2-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Al Gore Sticker Quotes with Card$3.50 Al Gore Sticker Quotes with Card. Here's the winner of the 2000 election in his new role as whistleblower in chief for our ailing planet. This card comes with lots of Gore's stick-on quotes, and makes a great gift for the environmentalist in your family. Dimensions: 8-1/2" x 3-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Che Guevara Sticker Quotes with Card$3.50 Che Guevara Sticker Quotes with Card. Here's a card of Argentinian revolutionary, Che Guevara, who fought for the rights of the poor and oppressed in Latin America and Africa. Comes complete with stickers of some of his best quotes. Dimensions: approx. 8-1/2" x 3-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Thomas Jefferson Quotes Card with stickers$3.50 Thomas Jefferson Quotes Card with stickers. Jefferson was the third President of the United States, the principal author of the Declaration of Independence, and one of the most influential of the Founding Fathers. As a philosopher, Jefferson supported the separation of church and state, and was the author of the Virginia Statute for Religious Freedom. So here's a sticker quote card honoring his amazing freethinking legacy. What would Jefferson say? You decide! [Order] [Checkout] |
Pagan Wheel of the Year card$2.50 Pagan Wheel of the Year card. This is the perfect greeting card for your Pagan friends at any time of year. Contains no references to christianity whatsoever - imagine that!! [Order] [Checkout] |
John McCain Card with Sticker Quotes$3.00 John McCain Card with Sticker Quotes. Here's a great greetings card for your favorite Republican friend or relative. It shows Sen. McSame wearing his entire collection of 'interest' pins, that will amuse (and possibly inflame) any die-hard reich-winger! Dimensions: approx. 8-1/2" x 3-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Hillary Clinton Quotable Notables$3.50 Quotable Notables - blank notecards of the media's favorite next President, complete with sticker quotes and envelope. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Christmas is... card$3.00 Greeting inside reads: Well, there was Joseph and Mary, and, then, um, some reindeer flew off with three wise guys, and the Grinch stole Jesus." Dimensions: 5-1/2" x 4-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
We Asked For Separate Checks... card$3.00 Greeting inside reads: Excuse me, but we asked for separate checks! I don't know about everyone else, but this will be the last supper I eat here!" Dimensions: 5-1/2" x 4-1/4" |
Pledge Allegiance to the Earth Postcard$1.50 I Pledge Allegiance to the Earth and all the Life which it supports. One Planet, in our care, irreplaceable, with sustenance and respect for all. Done in cool 'Art Nouveau' style. [Order] [Checkout] |
John Edwards Sticker Quotes with Card$3.50 John Edwards Sticker Quotes with Card. Here's North Carolina's former VP candidate in typical fighting pose. Maybe he's shouting: "Power to the people!" No wonder the corporations bundled him out of the 2008 race so quickly... Dimensions: 8-1/2" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Tree of Life greeting card$2.50 Tree of Life Greeting card. Here's a beautiful new 7" x 5" card showing the classic old Celtic tree design. Perfect for any occasion, the card is blank inside for your own message. [Order] [Checkout] |
The More Gas Your SUV Uses Post card$1.00 Here's a postcard reminder of the real reason our troops were shipped to the Gulf to fight and die en masse in Operation Iraqi Liberation. Democracy? No. Freedom? Nope. Oil...? Dimensions 4" x 6" (10.2cm x 15.3cm) [Order] [Checkout] |
Word on The Street... card$3.00 Greeting inside reads: Word on the street is they induced Mary on the 25th so Joseph could use the baby as a tax deduction. Merry Christmas! Dimensions: 5-1/2" x 4-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Dick Cheney card with sticker quotesDick Cheney Quotable Notable - a blank notecard of Osama bin Laden's employer, the guy who really runs the United States of Oilmerica, complete with adhesive sticker quotes and envelope. Boo, hiss! [Order] [Checkout] |
Speaking Of Fruitcakes... card$3.00 Greeting inside reads: Speaking Of Fruitcakes, when does your nephew get in from San Francisco? Pass the cranberries. Dimensions: 5-1/2" x 4-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Women's Work Greeting Cards (Pack of 10)
$14.00 Greeting card that depicts great women of human history in a "Last Supper" parody. Click on the picture to see more detailed images. ($1.00 extra shipping per package) [Order] [Checkout] |
Frequent Flyer... card$3.00 Greeting inside reads: Yes ma'am, how many frequent flyer miles would it take to send someone nonstop to hell?" Dimensions: 5-1/2" x 4-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
That's My Puppy... card$3.00 Greeting inside reads: And just then Jesus appeared and said "Hey kid, it's my birthday and that's my puppy!" Dimensions: 5-1/2" x 4-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Honey Marry Gay... card$3.00 Greeting inside reads: "Honey, I say marry gay and you'll always look fabulous!" Dimensions: 5-1/2" x 4-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Homeland Security postcard$1.00 Homeland Security postcard. Here are America's original defenders, doing their duty to protect the homeland without resorting to wiretapping, eavesdropping, kidnapping, rendition, mail opening or Patriot Acts. Please come back guys - we need you to defend us again! [Order] [Checkout] |
Be a Patriot Think for Yourself card$2.00 Be a Patriot Think for Yourself" card. Here's Uncle Sam reminding us all that we can't believe everything the controlled media tells us. Freethinkers are the ones who really initiate progress! Card is blank inside for your own pro-America message. Dimensions: approx. 5-1/2" x 4-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Jesus Quotable Card with Sticker Quotes$3.00 Jesus Quotable Card with Sticker Quotes. Perfect for when you have to throw some righteous weight behind your almighty words! This J. Christ card comes complete with lots of entertaining adhesive sticker quotes and an envelope. Dimensions: approx. 8-1/2" high x 3-3/4" wide. [Order] [Checkout] |
Truthco - People Shouldn't Die for Energy card$2.00 Truthco - People Shouldn't Die for Energy card. This is a nice parody of the Texas Oil Company emblem. Send it to jolt an SUV owner or someone who's encouraging their kids to join the Army and be shipped off to die for oil company profits. This card might make them pause for thought.... Card is blank inside for your own protest message. Dimensions: approx. 5-1/2" x 4-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Wedding Same Sex Cards Female
Wedding Same Sex Card Female. These are the perfect invitations to your all-female wedding, civil union, handfasting, whatever you wanna call it. A bit of retro 50's-style kitsch on this fun 21st-century card! Cards are blank inside for your own message. Dimensions: approx. 5-1/2" x 4-1/4" One Card $2.00 [Order] [Checkout] Pack of 10 $15.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
Wedding Same Sex Cards Male
Wedding Same Sex Card Male (pack of 10). These are the perfect invitations to your all-male wedding, civil union, handfasting, whatever you wanna call it. A bit of retro 50's-style kitsch on this fun 21st-century card! Cards are blank inside for your own message. Dimensions: approx. 5-1/2" x 4-1/4" One card $2.00 [Order] [Checkout] Pack of 10 $15.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
Yggdrasil World Tree greeting card
$2.50 Yggdrasil World Tree greeting card. Also known as the Tree of Knowledge, the Tree of The Universe and the Tree of Fate. Yggdrasil lies at the center of the universe, connecting heaven above and earth below. Dimensions: 7" x 5". Blank inside for your own message. Click on the image for a closer look. [Order] [Checkout] |
Uncle Sam card with sticker quotes$3.00 Uncle Sam Quotable Notable - blank notecard of the nation's favorite patriotic icon, complete with adhesive sticker quotes and envelope. [Order] [Checkout] |
Bill Clinton card with sticker quotes$3.50 Bill Clinton Card with Sticker Quotes - blank notecard of the nation's last elected President, complete with sticker quotes and envelope. Come back Bill, America needs you! [Order] [Checkout] |
Charles Darwin Quotable Notables$3.50 Quotable Notables - blank notecards of the intelligent world's favorite evolutionist, complete with sticker quotes and envelope. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Peace is Possible Card$2.00 Peace on Earth is Possible Greeting Card. Blank inside, for your own greeting. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Darwin PostcardSingle Card $0.50 [Order] [Checkout] Pack of 5 Cards $2.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
Mother Orangutan with Two Babies Cards (Pack of 12)
$18.00 An Orangutang parent and two children play on the face of this card. (With some red and green plants.) Click on the picture to see a more detailed version. ($1.00 extra shipping per package) [Order] [Checkout] |
Practice Nonviolence Greeting Cards (Pack of 10)$14.00 Dimensions: 5 x 7 inches (12.7 x 17.78 cm). [Order] [Checkout] |
What Jesus Really Meant Greeting Cards (Pack of 12)
$15.00 These clever cards are a satirical treatment of how the supposed words of JC have been twisted out of recognition by intervening generations of clerics. Click on the picture to see a more detailed version. ($1.00 shipping per package) [Order] [Checkout] |
Make a Difference Greeting Card
A beautiful underwater scene of starfish moving around on coral. This greeting card with an ocean theme makes a nice gift for your aquatic loving friends, and can be framed and hung on the wall for years. Card is blank inside for your own greeting. Click on the picture to see a larger image. Make a Difference Card - Single $2.50 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Make a Difference - 8 Pack $10.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Uncle Sam Quits - So Long, Suckers! postcard$1.00 This great looking postcard features Uncle Sam from a WW II era poster that's been updated for today. Uncle Sam is saying "So Long, Suckers! I Quit. I'm tired of being the spokesman for warmongering, racist, oil-hungry scum!" Postcard measures 6 x 4 inches (15.24 x 10.16 cm). [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Got Tape? Bush Duct Tape Post Card$1.00 Here's a nice postcard to use the next time you decide to write the White House. Dimensions 4 x 6 inches (10.16 x 15.24 cm) [Order] [Checkout] |
Having a Great Time in Iraq Postcard$1.00 Postcard from Iraq. Front of card shows Army Pfc. Lynndie England atop the naked prisoner pyramid, while the back says: "Dear Mr. President, Thanks for all your courageous leadership. Having a great time - wish you were here! Love, Lyndie. [Order] [Checkout] |
Remember Whose Birthday It Is This Season Cards (Pack of 12)
$18.00 A blue-green background with a shining star showering its light on the words "Remember Whose Birthday It is This Season." Inside are the names of various gods of old whose birthday just happened to fall at the same time. Click on the picture to see a more detailed version. ($1.00 extra shipping per package) [Order] [Checkout] |
Scientist and Sugarplums Cards (Pack of 12)
$18.00 The thoughtful scientist holds a "gingerbread man" in hand and a molecular diagram of sugar in mind, with the words "...while visons of sugarplums danced through their heads". They come in packs of twelve. ($1.00 extra shipping per package) Click on the picture to see a more detailed version. [Order] [Checkout] |
And the World Changed Cards...and the World changed." The paraphrased Albert Einstein quote on the front is used to commemorate and mourn our entry into the atomic age with the US bombing of Hiroshima, Japan, August 6, 1945. The birds rise from the cataclysm, yet also offer the hope of lasting world peace. The cards are 7 x 5 inches (17.8cm x 12.7cm) and the interior of card is blank. |
Skiing Jesus Solstice Cards (Pack of 12)
$18.00 And the Almighty did say: "Put on thy skis and hit the slopes, as the son of God would do." Or not! Click on the image to see a more detailed version. ($1.00 extra shipping per package) [Order] [Checkout] |
Santa Christ "Put Christ Back In Christmas" Greeting Cards
This "Bad Taste" holiday greeting card blends the Christian image of Jesus Christ with dear old sweet Santa, with the greeting Let's Put Christ Back In Christmas! along the top. Dimensions: 4-1/4 x 5-1/2 inches (10.8cm x 13.9cm). Click on the picture for a more detailed view. Santa Christ "Put Christ", 1 Greeting Card $3.00 [Order] [Checkout] Santa Christ "Put Christ", 6 Greeting Cards $10.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
Stonehenge Solstice Cards (Pack of 12)
$12.00 A colorful print of Stonehenge at the solstice. Inside is a cheerful wassail verse. Dimensions: 5-1/2 x 4-1/4 inches (14cm x 10.8cm). Click on picture for text of verse inside card and descriptive text on back of card. ($1.00 shipping per package) [Order] [Checkout] |
Santa Christ "Merry Christmas" Greeting Cards
This "Bad Taste" holiday greeting card blends the Christian image of Jesus Christ with dear old sweet Santa, with the greeting Merry Christmas! along the top. Dimensions: 4-1/4 x 5-1/2 inches (10.8cm x 13.9cm). Click on the picture for a more detailed view. Santa Christ Merry Christmas, 1 Greeting Card $3.00 [Order] [Checkout] Santa Christ Merry Christmas, 6 Greeting Cards $10.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
HumanLight Holiday Cards (Pack of 10)
$15.00 These select quality 5 x 7 inch (12.7cm x 17.8cm) greeting cards with envelopes are a nice alternative to the usual plethora of religiously themed cards during the holiday season. Inside text reads "Happy HumanLight," with a brief description of HumanLight on the back. Made in the U.S.A. Go to HumanLight.Org for more information. Click on picture for a bigger image and for the text on the back of the cards. ($1.00 extra shipping per package) [Order] [Checkout] |
World Changed - Single Card $1.50 This beautiful sentiment would be a bright greeting to send, or would serve well as a framed print. Card comes with envelope and is blank inside. [Order] [Checkout] |
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