"May his Noodly Appendages Touch You This Holiday Season" graces this Happy Holiday greeting card. Inside, HIS prayer "Our pasta, who art in colander, draining be thy noodles. Thy Pasta come, thy sauce be Yum. On top of some grated Parmesan" FSM has all your holiday needs covered. We also have this design as a magnet; you can view it here. Choose a single card or a money-saving 12 pack for $18.00.

The perfect card to celebrate the season! Flatter Jesus - or He'll Burn Your Ass in Hell! But remember - he lvoes you! Blank inside for personalized holiday message. Choose a single card or a 12-pack. Coordinating envelopes included. Click on image for a close-up of the design.

These select quality 5 x 7 inch (12.7cm x 17.8cm) greeting cards with envelopes are a nice alternative to the usual plethora of religiously themed cards during the holiday season. Inside text reads "Happy HumanLight," with a brief description of HumanLight on the back.
Made in the U.S.A. Go to HumanLight.Org for more information.
Click on picture for a bigger image and for the text on the back of the cards.

This clever card spells it all out - Axial Tilt is the reason for the season! It is complete with holiday icons, including festive lights, a bright star, and the carefully hung stockings of Richard Feynman (a Nobel prize winning physicist) and Carl Sagan (famous astrophysicist and cosmologist). Choose from a single card or money saving 12 pack. Coordinating envelopes included. Click on image for a close-up of the design.

Here he is, the Father of Evolution and one of the greatest scientists of all time: Charlie Darwin, all decked out for the holidays! In his festive Santa cap and with his Yule tree button, he is ready to celebrate whatever you'd like! Purchase a single card for $2.00 or a 12-pack for $18.00. Also available as a magnet. Click on image for a close-up of the design.

Here's a beautiful, snowy forest scene with a great Robert Ingersoll quote. The card says: "At this season of the Winter Solstice may reason prevail. There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven or hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds." Each package contains 12 cards and 12 envelopes, 8.5x5.5 in. (21cm X 14cm). The inside of the card is blank so you can write your own message. Click on the picture to see a larger image.

This attractive greeting card contains Robert G. Ingersoll's essay What I Want for Christmas. Really beautiful and timely. Ingersoll certainly had a way with words. Choose quantity from drop down box below. Click on picture for text of essay.

A colorful print of Stonehenge at the solstice. Inside is a cheerful wassail verse.
Dimensions: 5-1/2 x 4-1/4 inches (14cm x 10.8cm).
Click on picture for text of verse inside card and descriptive text on back of card. ($1.00 shipping per package)

The sleigh of Science and Reason is being led by (eventually) man. Happy humanoids dressed in festive garb are bringing happy, scientific dna-themed toys for all the Scientists, Freethinkers, and Rationalists this holiday season. Inside reads "May the gifts you receive be naturally selected" We also have this design as a magnet; you can view it here. Choose a single card for $2.00 or a 12-pack for $18.00.

This attractive card will invite your christian and non-christian friends to consider the root of religions. The front image shows a regular gift package, but the inside image lists the roots for many of Xtianity holiday traditions. The card is 5 inches by 7 inches. Each one comes with a white envelope for mailing. Click on the name of the card to see what the inside looks like. You can order them individually or in packs of twelve.

Peace Holiday Greeting Card. This richly illustrated card is a perfect note for any of the winter holidays, as it's message is universal (and the inside is blank for your own personal message). Hues of blue and purple provide a stunning backdrop for delicate snowflakes and contemporary swirled designs. Measuring 5" x 7", it is also a perfect size for framing to give as a winter holiday gift. Comes with envelope.

Pagan Wheel of the Year card. This is the perfect greeting card for your Pagan friends at any time of year. Contains no references to christianity whatsoever - imagine that!!

This "Bad Taste" holiday greeting card blends the Christian image of Jesus Christ with dear old sweet Santa, with the greeting Let's Put Christ Back In Christmas! along the top. Dimensions: 4-1/4 x 5-1/2 inches (10.8cm x 13.9cm).
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This "Bad Taste" holiday greeting card blends the Christian image of Jesus Christ with dear old sweet Santa, with the greeting Merry Christmas! along the top.
Dimensions: 4-1/4 x 5-1/2 inches (10.8cm x 13.9cm).
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Santa Christ Merry Christmas, 1 Greeting Card $3.00
Santa Christ Merry Christmas, 6 Greeting Cards $10.00

An Orangutang parent and two children play on the face of this card. (With some red and green plants.)
Click on the picture to see a more detailed version.
($1.00 extra shipping per package)

The thoughtful scientist holds a "gingerbread man" in hand and a molecular diagram of sugar in mind, with the words "...while visons of sugarplums danced through their heads". They come in packs of twelve. ($1.00 extra shipping per package) Click on the picture to see a more detailed version.

These clever cards are a satirical treatment of how the supposed words of JC have been twisted out of recognition by intervening generations of clerics.
Click on the picture to see a more detailed version. ($1.00 shipping per package)

And the Almighty did say: "Put on thy skis and hit the slopes, as the son of God would do." Or not! Click on the image to see a more detailed version. ($1.00 extra shipping per package)

This great card, depicting the rise of Man, commemorates Darwin Day (February 12th), an international celebration of science and humanity. Send it to a wavering friend or relative! Dimensions: 6" x 4-1/4"

Here's a 'modern art' postcard of Charles Darwin. It's incredibly detailed, so click on the image for a closer look. Dimensions: 5-3/4" x 4-1/4" Save on a 5-pack!

The Ohm, Aum, or Om is a sacred or mystical syllable in most Dharmic or Indian religions, specifically Hinduism, Jainism and Mahayana Buddhism. It is said to be the breath of the universe, and speaking it while breathing mindfully is thought to bring enlightenment. Others see it as a reminder to breathe fully and completely; or to "stop and smell the flowers!" This card features this subjective open-ended message with a stunning 5/16" silver tone pendant bearing the Ohm symbol. Comes with an 18" curb chain.

St. Ignatius Infirmus Get Well Card. He's the Patron Saint of Cold and Flu Season. Tissues and divine healing not included. Inside reads: "Feel better, for Heaven’s sake."

St. Sheila the Surprised Birthday Card. She's the Patron Saint of Botox Injections. A great compliment to pay your friends who never seem to look a day older. Inside of card reads: "Surprise! I remembered your birthday!"

St. Theresa the Tatted Birthday Card. She's the Patron Saint of Body Art - not forgetting those other mysterious piercings in your unbibical zones. Inside of card reads: "It's your birthday... make your mark!"

Greeting inside reads: Speaking Of Fruitcakes, when does your nephew get in from San Francisco? Pass the cranberries.
Dimensions: 5-1/2" x 4-1/4"

Tree of Life Greeting card. Here's a beautiful new 7" x 5" card showing the classic old Celtic tree design. Perfect for any occasion, the card is blank inside for your own message.

DNA themed greeting cards! Choose from a blue or gray background. Intentionally left blank so you can write a message for any occasion! Card measures 5" x 7". Choose from the single card for $1.50 or the pack of 8 for $8.95.

This full-color card measures 5.5" x 4.25" (folded) and is a beautiful reminder to consider Mama Earth. Enclosed is a charm pendant with a .75" long turtle, a 1" long EARTH charm, and a colored bead and pearl. Makes a great gift for any activist friends or environmentally conscious relatives. Item hand made from lead-free safe pewter right here in Colorado!

Two for the price of one! Front of card reads "I Love You Mom" and inside is blank for a personalized message. An 18" silver tone chain holds a small purple heart bead as well as a 1" long x 3/8" wide pewter charm that says "Love." Comes with coordinating envelope in cellophane wrapping, with multiple "Happy Mother's Day" messages on the back of the packaging. These cards and the attractive, lead-free pewter pendants are made right here in Colorado! Click on image to see a close up of the charms.

Express your love for Mom this Mother's Day with a moving two-fer: an attractive, brightly colored card and a beautiful pendant! Front of card reads "My Mother, My Best Friend" and inside is blank for a personalized message. An 18" silver tone chain holds a small purple heart bead as well as a pewter .5" peace symbol. Comes with coordinating envelope in cellophane wrapping, with multiple "Happy Mother's Day" messages on the back of the packaging. We are proud to say that these cards and the attractive, lead-free pewter pendants are made right here in Colorado! Click on image to see a close up of the charm.

Dimensions: 5 x 7 inches (12.7 x 17.78 cm).

A beautiful underwater scene of starfish moving around on coral. This greeting card with an ocean theme makes a nice gift for your aquatic loving friends, and can be framed and hung on the wall for years. Card is blank inside for your own greeting. Click on the picture to see a larger image.

Greeting inside reads: "Honey, I say marry gay and you'll always look fabulous!"
Dimensions: 5-1/2" x 4-1/4"

This beautiful sentiment would be a bright greeting to send, or would serve well as a framed print. Card comes with envelope and is blank inside.

Greeting inside reads: Yes ma'am, how many frequent flyer miles would it take to send someone nonstop to hell?"
Dimensions: 5-1/2" x 4-1/4"

Yggdrasil World Tree greeting card. Also known as the Tree of Knowledge, the Tree of The Universe and the Tree of Fate. Yggdrasil lies at the center of the universe, connecting heaven above and earth below. Dimensions: 7" x 5". Blank inside for your own message. Click on the image for a closer look.

Quotable Notables - blank notecards of the intelligent world's favorite evolutionist, complete with sticker quotes and envelope.

Peace on Earth is Possible Greeting Card. Blank inside, for your own greeting.

Here's a postcard showing what the Statue of Liberty might look like if she ended up in Abu Ghraib prison. All you need to do is add a message on the back like "Welcome to America" and send it to friends, family, your local national Republican Party office, etc...
Dimensions: 6 x 4 inches (15.24 x 10.16 cm)

Heaven or Hell? sticky notes. Here's a useful little book of sticky notes, listing the 7 Deadly Sins and the 7 Heavenly Virtues. Are you gonna be good or bad today?! Dimensions: approx. 3-1/4" x 4-1/4"

This greeting card reads "Imagine Peace" on the front and is blank inside, ready for you to write a personalized message! You get not only an attractive card but also a peace pendant! Safe, lead free pewter square peace symbol measures approximately 1" and comes on an 18" chain. We are proud to say that these cards and the attractive, lead-free pewter pendants are made right here in Colorado! Click on image to see a close up of the card.

This full-color card measures 5.5" x 4.25" (folded) and is blank inside for a personalized message. Enclosed is a charm pendant with a 6/16" peace symbol, a 1" long PEACE charm, and a colored bead and pearl, all on an 18" chain. A moving tribute to Peace. Item hand made from lead-free safe pewter right here in Colorado!