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Evolvefish Candy Store

Come enjoy our wide selection of mints, candies, and gum for all your liberal, piratical or irreverent occasions.

Freud Head Pops $1.50 Because sometimes, a lollipop is just a lollipop. These watermelon flavor pops are the ideal accompaniment to contemplation of Freud's theories. Each sugary Freud head is about 2-1/4" (5.7cm) tall. But we all know that size doesn't really matter... does it? [Order] [Checkout]	Forbidden Fruits Sour Apple Candy $3.00 Sour Apple Flavor. A taste of the original sin! Comes in a brightly colored tin that is 1-3/4" x 1-3/4" by 1/2" inch tall. (4.45cm x 1.27 cm). [Order] [Checkout]
Pirate Mints - Grog Flavor $3.00 Pirate Grog Mints. Each tin contains 100 sharp-tasting little mints. These are perfect for getting rid of the salty taste of the high seas. Get fresh - with a hint of grog - before you splice the anchor, and set off to plunder the next Spanish galleon that dares to sail across your bows! [Order] [Checkout]	After the Rapture mints $3.00 After the Rapture mints. Just in case you are one of those fortunate enough not to be raptured, prepare to celebrate an America rid of 12 million screeching Baptists with these tasty peppermints! Let's wave 'em all bye-bye, as off to heaven they fly! [Order] [Checkout]
WTF Bush Lemon Candy $2.75 WTF Bush Lemon Hard Candy. Because when times are as hard as these, you need some of that good ol' Bush-defeating, lemon freshness in your life! These are 100% vegan-friendly too, so get munching! [Order] [Checkout]	I'm Not a Republican Peach Candies $2.75 I'm Not a Republican Peach Candies. Leave this box of tasty peach candies on your desk and the world will know you're a progressive thinker - someone who's really worth getting to know! Made in the USA, by liberals who care! [Order] [Checkout]
Pirate Skull Pops $1.50 Everybody loves a pirate! These Pirate Head Pops are a sweet lemon flavor, and each one is about 2-1/4" (5.7cm) tall. These make the perfect dessert after a large dinner of noodles - as recommended by The Flying Spaghetti Monster. [Order] [Checkout]	Ass Man Gum $1.25 Ass Man Gum. AKA "Democratic Voter Mouth Freshener," if you prefer!! Eight pieces of spicy cinnamon gum to keep your blue state donkey bright-eyed and bushy-tailed throughout the 2008 election campaign. [Order] [Checkout]
Anti-Establish Mints $3.00 Viva La Freshness! Show your idenpendance against halitosis with these powerful mints in a Delcroix tin. Le Yum! [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart]	AtoneMints $3.00 These are deliciously strong peppermints in a cute little tin. Get a fresh minty flavor from these gourmet mints. Tin measures 1-3/4 x 1-3/4 x 1/2 inches (4.45 x 4.45 x 1.27 cm). [Order] [Checkout]
Assistant Asshole Gum ~~$1.25~~ $0.75 Price reduced!! Assistant Asshole Gum. Who's the Asshole in Chief? Yup, it's Dick Dastardly. Leading criminal mastermind of the Bush v2.0 regime, destroyer of nations and thief of countless treasury $billions. Until impeachement time comes, we can chew over his fate with this red hot gum! (8 pcs) [Order] [Checkout]	EmpowerMints $3.00 Get that 'power surge' you've always craved, with the refreshing taste of these great little peppermints. Rosie the Riveter is featured on the tin, imploring us all to go and take back what's ours! [Order] [Checkout]
Impeachmints ~~$3.00~~ $2.50 Price reduced!! Now that Democrats have regained control of Congress, Impeachment proceedings can begin against the Bush administration ASAP. In the meantime, these peach-flavored mints will restore that familiar, fresh taste of functioning democracy! [Order] [Checkout]	Indictmints $3.00 Looks like Everybody wants these criminal indicted! We are temporarily out of stock..Expected back in on December 18, 2007..Deliciously strong peppermints in a cute little tin featuring a refreshing image of the 4 horsemen of America's apocalypse locked up in jail! Tin measures 1-3/4 x 1-3/4 x 1/2 inches (4.45 x 4.45 x 1.27 cm). [Order] [Checkout]
Last Supper After Dinner Mints ~~$3.00~~ $2.00 Price reduced!! Last Supper After Dinner Mints! These marvellously mighty mints are perfect for cleansing your mouth of the bad taste left by religion - or even beer & pizza! Tin measures: 3" x 1-1/4" Contains approx. 100 mints. [Order] [Checkout]	Dum Gum ~~$1.25~~ $0.75 Price reduced!! Dum Gum. No one chews up the English language like ol' Dubya, but maybe this gum will take away some of the bad taste left by his 'Compassionate Conservative' policies... Contains 8 minty pieces. [Order] [Checkout]
Meshuga Mints $3.00 Holy Meshuga! These limited edition crazy strong mints will be sure to hit your punim with a klop! But beware, they're shtark! [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart]	Messiah Mints $3.00 Holy fresh breath, here's that Jesus fella again - and this time he's spreading minty freshness into the mouths of the masses. He can't feed the 5,000 with this cute little tin of peppermints, but you'll feel a whole lot better after your hearty banquet of fish and loaves! [Order] [Checkout]
More Bill Less Kill Gum $1.50 More Bill Less Kill Gum. Because no American soldiers died in combat on Billy Boy C's watch - Bu$h's grim record leaves a bad taste in your mouth.... so use this minty gum to freshen up! [Order] [Checkout]	National Embarrass Mints $3.00 Get that bad taste out of your mouth in our post-9/11 world. Buy some extra mints too, because barring an impeachment the Bu$h-based embarrassment will continue through 2008. Mints come in a 1-3/4" x 1-3/4" x 1/2" (4.5cm x 4.5cm x 1.3cm) tin. [Order] [Checkout]
Sin-O-Mints $3.00 Deliciously strong cinnamon flavored mints in an amusing and reusable tin. Tin dimensions: 1-3/4 x 1-3/4 x 1/2 inches (4.45 x 4.45 x 1.27 cm) tin. [Order] [Checkout]