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Come enjoy our wide selection of mints, candies, and gum for all your liberal, piratical or irreverent occasions.
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Last Supper After Dinner Mints$3.00 Last Supper After Dinner Mints! These marvellously mighty mints are perfect for cleansing your mouth of the bad taste left by religion - or even beer & pizza! Tin measures: 3" x 1-1/4" Contains approx. 100 mints. |
Sin-O-Mints$3.00 As of Dec.20,2011, we are out of these. Should have more by January (OOS). Deliciously strong cinnamon flavored mints in an amusing and reusable tin. Tin dimensions: 1-3/4 x 1-3/4 x 1/2 inches (4.45 x 4.45 x 1.27 cm) tin. |
DisappointMints Peppermint Mints$3.00 For those Liberals who are disappointed in some of the things happening in Washington, we present this option: Disappointmints in traditional Obama campaign colors. Collectible tin reads: This is Change? alongside Obama's famous portrait. Peppermint flavor. Net weight is .4 oz; tin measures 1.75". |
Cthulhu Mints$3.00 Cthulhu is a horrific and terrifying cosmic entity that shows up in some of H.P. Lovecraft's science fiction novels. We're just speculating here, but it would seem that a hideous, tentacle-faced monster like Cthulhu could have some seriously nasty breath. Perhaps if he just had a tin of these mints he might have a more positive attitude? Each 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) round tin contains about one hundred peppermints. |
Enlighten Mints$3.00 Enlighten Mints. Engendering minty epiphanies and other related phenomena. Well, these sharp little peppermints will certainly clear your head, and rid your mouth of bad tastes! |
AtoneMints$3.00 These are deliciously strong peppermints in a cute little tin. Get a fresh minty flavor from these gourmet mints. Tin measures 1-3/4 x 1-3/4 x 1/2 inches (4.45 x 4.45 x 1.27 cm). |
EmpowerMints$3.00 Get that 'power surge' you've always craved, with the refreshing taste of these great little peppermints. Rosie the Riveter is featured on the tin, imploring us all to go and take back what's ours! |
Anti-Establish Mints$3.00 Viva La Freshness! Show your idenpendance against halitosis with these powerful mints in a Delcroix tin. Le Yum! |
Forbidden Fruits Sour Apple Candy$3.00 Sour Apple Flavor. A taste of the original sin! Comes in a brightly colored tin that is 1-3/4" x 1-3/4" by 1/2" inch tall. (4.45cm x 1.27 cm). |
Messiah Mints$3.00 Holy fresh breath, here's that Jesus fella again - and this time he's spreading minty freshness into the mouths of the masses. He can't feed the 5,000 with this cute little tin of peppermints, but you'll feel a whole lot better after your hearty banquet of fish and loaves! |
Sarah's Embarrassmints$3.00 Just knowing that the rest of the world sees her face splashed all over the television representing this country makes us shiver! She's a gun-toting, bible-thumping, tea-party favorite that seems to have no shame. Next time someone needs a mint, hand them Sarah's Embarrassmints and get a giggle! Peppermint flavor. Net weight is .4 oz; tin measures 1.75". |
Meshuga Mints
$3.00 Holy Meshuga! These crazy strong mints in a clever new tin will be sure to hit your punim with a klop! But beware, they're shtark! Click on image for a more detailed image! |
Dante’s Inferno Balls Cinnamon Candies$6.00 These amazing little candies are hand forged by demons in the third circle of hell. The spicy cinnamon flavor is simply sinful! Each 3-3/4" x 2-3/8" x 7/8" (9.5 cm x 6 cm x 2.2 cm) tin contains about one hundred spicy cinnamon candies. |
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