In the darkening last days of the twentieth century, a group of college students followed the lead of a media icon and created a list of "Top Ten Reasons".
The media icon performed his "top ten list" routine about politicians, sports events, popular culture events, media starlets and so forth, on his nightly TV. The college students made a list of the "Top Ten Reasons Why Beers is Better than Jesus".
We have edited this list a bit, and now offer it to you an a beer glass, or a sticker. The " Top Ten Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus" list we use is shown below.
You can order a single sticker or multiples of them at a lower price. Or you can order a single glass, or a package of a two glass package
. (Its cheaper to send two glasses in one package, than a single glass.)
Top Ten Reasons why Beer is Better Than Jesus
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it
away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured for his brand
of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait more than 2000 years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
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