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The truth is finally out - and so are Ted and his retarded fundamentalist overlords! The neon teeth, the cheap wig, the Hiroshima suntan.... the rumors have been circulating for years. Often kneeling, but apparently not always praying....
Honestly folks, we couldn't make this stuff up if we tried. We'd pray for Ted and his flock of 30 million brainwashed sheep, except that we're rational, America-loving Atheists. Every time a ranting, fundamentalist bigot falls into his own cesspool, we just laugh our highly-evolved heads off. Watch the Colorado Springs Gazette's hilarious slideshow Here! What on earth are they doing with all that Kleenex?? Get your Ted-bashing stickers now - these are very special limited editions and won't be around for long! |
Ted Haggard - Gay Junkies for Bush sticker
$5.00 Ted Haggard - Gay Junkies for Bush sticker. We suspected it all along! James Dobson's closest slimeball ally "Drop Dead Ted" was caught using Christian meth and a male prostitute, while loudly denouncing "un-Christian" lifestyles. Another GOP hypocrite for that ever-growing list, and more proof that "family values" is just a scam to get non-thinking people to vote Republican.... [Order] [Checkout] |
Meth Head Ted sticker$5.00 Meth Head Ted sticker. Because family man Ted Haggard just luuurves a little head with his meth! Also, a reminder of which political outfit he's been working so hard for all these years. Makes you wonder what skeletons are lurking in James Dobson's and Fred Phelps' closets... [Order] [Checkout] |
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