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 Flying Spaghetti Monster and Pastafarian Emblems, Pins, Jewelry and bookThe Flying Spaghetti Monster is quickly becoming that fastest growing "religion". Conceived as a spoof of faith based, intelligent design school programs, it has evolved to a "real" theology with books, novelties and loyal followers. You can see our broad collection of "FSM" products by clicking on this image and going to our Pastafarian page. This is also a treasure trove of booty for all you Pirate fans as Pastafarians are tight with Pirates and share many of the same adornments. |
Gift CertificatesWe offer Gift Certificates in the amounts of $10, $25 and $50. We will mail you or the recipient the certificate with a catalog. They can call or place their order on our web site (they just need to enter their certificate number in the comments section on the website) and we'll honor their order.
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If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher sticker$2.00 Show your support for America's real heroes! Our underpaid, under-appreciated army of educators are treated with contempt by the G.O.P. and the talking heads of the right-wing media, so raise a cheer for them with this sticker! Dimensions: 11-3/4 x 3 inches (29.8cm x 7.6cm) |
If You Can Read This Thank Your Teacher Button$2.00 If You Can Read This Thank Your Teacher Button. Dia: 1-3/4 (4.5cm). Political liberal button. |
When You Teach You Touch A Life Forever Sticker$2.00 When You Teach You Touch A Life Forever Sticker. A good education is a priceless asset to carry through life. So here's a toast to our nation's teachers: unsung heroes all! Dimensions: 11-1/2" x 3" |
When You Teach button$2.00 When You Teach You Touch a Life Forever button. Here's a button that celebrates America's real heroes - teachers! Diameter 1-3/4" |
If They Outlaw Teaching Evolution Sticker$2.00 If They Outlaw Teaching Evolution Only Outlaws Will Evolve! Now there's a scary thought.... |
Darwin Mug$12.00 The gold Darwin Fish on a 8-ounce black glazed mug. Microwave proof and sure to stir up plenty of interest during the office coffee break. Give a toast to Darwin in this original DarwinFISH coffee cup.
(Due to the weight of this item, there is an additional shipping charge of $4.00 per mug) |
Well Behaved Women Mug$12.00 Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History. Let them know that you, or that special woman in your life, intend to make history. This mug is sure to get admiring glances from friends and co-workers, and that's a good thing - isn't it? |
Charles Darwin Quotable Notables$3.50 Quotable Notables - blank notecards of the intelligent world's favorite evolutionist, complete with sticker quotes and envelope. |
Charles Darwin Crystal Optical Cube
$35.00 Charles Darwin Crystal. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. It's an impressive 2.5 x 2.5 x 3" and is hefty, weighing in at almost 2 pounds. (Hence the additional shipping costs!) While it of course makes a convenient paperweight, it is a beautiful work of art that would do any scientist's, student's, or creative thinker's desk proud. Click on image for a close-up. Arrives in satin lined box ready to gift. (Staffer Sheila loves this; it's just in time for back-to-school, of course, but is especially great for Halloween - the eyes seem to follow you!) |
Gregor Mendel Crystal Optical Cube
$35.00 Gregor Mendel Crystal. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into a crystal. Whether you use it as a paperweight or an objet d'art, it is sure to make an impressive statement! For another view, click on the image. Arrives in satin lined box ready to gift. Dimensions: 2.5 x 2.5 x 3". |
DNA Cufflinks$17.95 DNA Cloisonne Cufflinks. This is a pair of gold-colored double helixes with colorful enamel to be worn with pride! OK guys - it can dress up any boring suit and show you have a fun side, as well as show you are a man of intelligence! So flaunt it! Dimensions: 1" x 3/8" Choose from the traditional colored enamel on gold tone (shown), or cufflinks that are entirely golden. |
Humanist Ceramic Cufflinks
$42.00 We are proud to now offer Happy Humanist Cufflinks. These are hand-made by a California artisan in strong ceramic and mounted on silver findings. They measure .75" in diameter and feature a black humanist on a light gray frame and dark gray backing - stunning, especially with the hint of silver surrounding it. The ceramic has been glazed for a beautiful gloss finish. |
Dawkins A Silver Plated Ceramic Cufflinks
$42.00 Dawkins A Cufflinks. These are hand-made by a California artisan in strong ceramic and mounted on silver findings. They measure .75" in diameter and feature Richard Dawkins' signature red A on a rich black background. The silver findings frame them beautifully. The ceramic has been glazed and has a high-gloss finish. |
DNA 14K Gold Pendant$220.00 This SOLID gold pendant is remarkable! It measures a full inch long (with bail) and is .25" wide. The gentle twist of the helix shines in symmetrical beauty, making sure this pendant will get noticed! A great gift, it arrives boxed. Please note that a chain is NOT included! The weight is 1.31 grams. |
DNA Earrings in solid 14K gold$350.00 These DNA earrings are solid 14K gold, and very impressive! Weighing in at almost 3 grams (2.81/both), you can feel the heft of the gold, but they are still light enough to wear all the time. Follow the twist of the DNA double helix, polished with an incredible shine! The helix itself measures a full inch in length, and half an inch in width, with wire hooks. (Did we mention these are SOLID 14K gold?) |
Darwin Fish Lapel Pin$7.00 The ever-popular Darwin Fish - the original pro-science lapel pin! Pins measure one-inch long and 3/8 of an inch wide. They have a straight post and round clasp attachment on the back, and are small enough to be mistaken for the less-evolved religious symbol, propagandized by pro-christian movies during the 1950's McCarthy witch-hunts. Choose from silver or gold finish. |
Scientific Terms DNA Tie, black with multi colors$21.95 Scientific Terms DNA Tie. Your favorite science professor or family doctor will love this premium-quality, black tie. Both front and rear of the tie are covered in bold, colorful words related to DNA research, So many learning opportunities, too. Wearing this will make you the undisputed star of the faculty party! |
Blue DNA Helix Neck Tie $21.95 Multicolor DNA Tie. Here's a striking new blue-on-black double-helix neck tie. This makes a wonderful gift for your favorite science professor, or the surgeon who saved a loved one's life. |
Evolve Keychain pewter$4.50 Now you can rattle your keys with our cool new EvolveFISH pewter keychain! It's a solid, chunky metal design that's guaranteed to survive earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, the next ice age, rigged elections, SUV rollovers, or your next local tea party! Dimensions: Approx. 2-1/2" x 3/4" |
Atheist Patch$4.00 This 3" diameter embroidered sew-on patch features the official US Atheist symbol. Wear it with pride! Invoking the image of an atom with its electron orbits, and bearing the letter "A" for Atheist in the center, this is possibly the only non-religious symbol approved for use in U.S. military cemeteries. Click Here for more information regarding the different Atheist symbols. |
Evolve Patch$5.00 The classic Evolve Fish complete with his wrench! This patch requires sewing onto a garment (i.e. it does NOT have an "iron-on" backing!) Dimensions: 4 x 1-1/5" (10.2cm x 3.8cm). |
Dawkins A Atheist Patch$5.00 Our new Dawkins Atheist Patch features the now infamous A symbol in its classic red on either a blue or black 3" patch. Richard Dawkins, famous freethinker and author, and his foundation created the symbol to encourage atheists and agnostics to come forward to speak their minds and freely proclaim their beliefs. It was part of the "Out Campaign," asking this often maligned group to come out and be proud! Click Here for more information regarding the different Atheist symbols. |
Darwin Mouse Pad $9.00 At last, a Darwin Fish mouse pad. A royal blue sea for these Darwin FISH to swim in! How could your office buddies possibly take offense at one of these? Dimensions: 8 x 7-1/2 inches (20cm x 19cm). |
Darwin Metal License Plate$9.00 The DarwinFISH license place is the perfect adornment for your EVolvo (or any other vehicle!) in any one of those states not requiring a front license plate. (Note: the following states are the only ones that do not officially require a front plate - AL, AZ, AR, DE, FL, GA, IN, KS, KY, LA, MI, MS, NM, NC, OK, PA, SC, TN, and WV.) |
FSM Creating Man, License Plate
$15.00 And in the beginning, God created Man. And He said, "Ramen." This license plate shows our Noodly God creating the first man. See this item in all of its glory by clicking on the image for a close-up. Great for states that don't require a front plate! (Note: the following states are the only ones that do not officially require a front plate - AL, AZ, AR, DE, FL, GA, IN, KS, KY, LA, MI, MS, NM, NC, OK, PA, SC, TN, and WV.) |
Earth Card with Charms Necklace$7.50 This full-color card measures 5.5" x 4.25" (folded) and is a beautiful reminder to consider Mama Earth. Enclosed is a charm pendant with a .75" long turtle, a 1" long EARTH charm, and a colored bead and pearl. Makes a great gift for any activist friends or environmentally conscious relatives. Item hand made from lead-free safe pewter right here in Colorado! |
Charles Darwin Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet$6.00 On your finger, it's a puppet; on your fridge, it's a magnet! It's the Charles Darwin magnetic personality finger puppet. The finger puppet is 4 inches tall by about 4 inches wide (10 x 10 cm) and made of soft cloth. |
Pavlov's Dog Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet$6.00 Pavlov's Pet Puppy in Puppet Parallel. Pavlov's dog wants to go home to you. He is just salivating for the chance! Pavlov's dog for your fridge, file cabinet, or finger. Irresistably soft. Adopt one today! |
Schrodinger's Cat Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet$6.00 Schrodinger's Cat, wanted dead and alive, for your finger or metal surface. This may be the same theory in play with Iraq's weapons of mass destruction... we can't observe them we can't be sure, are they there or not? We know they used to be there... because we supplied them! |
Thank God I’m an Atheist Mousepad with Gel Wrist Rest$12.00 Our newest mouse pad! Thank God I'm an Atheist stands out proudly against your choice of a black starry sky background or a blue swirl background. Ultra-comfy gel pad keeps your hand happy too! |
FSM Keychain Silver Finish$15.00 Here He is in all His noodly glory! Keychain measures a full 3" in length; the FSM token measures 1.5" x .5". |
DNA Molecule Display Crystal Optical Cube$35.95 An optically perfect crystal cube with a 3-dimensional DNA molecule etched into the center. The Self-Replicating Molecule DNA's structure is shown here, giving the location of the atoms and bonding in the two sugar-phosphate backbones and the central bases. Hydrogen bonds hold the bases (rungs) together. About thirty five base pairs are shown, which is a tiny fragment of a real gene. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. At 1.25" square by 3 3/4" tall it makes a convenient paperweight. This has many uses, perfect as a gift, great for classroom demonstrations, even better to just enjoy this work of art. This comes in a great presentation box. Order Checkout |
Humanist TIE tack with CHAIN Blue and Silver$7.00 Humanist Tie Tack with Chain. A blue Happy Humanist is pictured on a beautiful silver background. It measures 9/16" wide by 1" long with a 2 1/8" chain. Tie clasp backing. |
Rap Guide to Evolution- Revised. Baba Brinkman
$11.00 If you like rap and you like science you might love this artist’s music. And he does a great job of broadening the standard explanation of “survival of the fittest” with song titles like “ Group Selection” and “Don’t sleep with Mean People”. A total of 14 songs. Here is a link where you can see and hear some of the ideas in the music. Scroll down on his page to find the play button. http://rapguidetoevolution.com/ [Order] [Checkout] |
H1N1 Virus Crystal Optical Cube$39.95 Ever wondered what the H1N1 virus really looks like? Wonder no more since here it is presented artistically as a beautiful virus. You can see the shape with the receptor sites sticking out. The protein coat is obvious - just a wonderful example of what this nasty virus really looks like. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. At 3" square, it makes a convenient paperweight. Any who sees this magnificent sculpture will be instantly drawn to it's beauty. One of a kind, this is something you will fall in love with at first sight. Order Checkout |
Human Chromosome Crystal Optical Cube
$49.95 This is an optical cube of human chromosomes. This 80 mm x 80 mm (3.2 inches) solid glass cube contains as 46 human chromosomes. It is very heavy. The only one of its kind anywhere This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. At 3" square, it makes a convenient paperweight. Any who sees this magnificent sculpture will be instantly drawn to it's beauty. One of a kind, this is something you will fall in love with at first sight. This is modeled after actual scanning electron microscope (SEM) images of human chromsomes. These are the real thing. Click on the name or picture for more details. Order Checkout |
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