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We offer Gift Certificates in the amounts of $10, $25 and $50. We will mail you or the recipient the certificate with a catalog. They can call or place their order on our web site (they just need to enter their certificate number in the comments section on the website) and we'll honor their order.

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M-DarwinMug.png Darwin Mug Price: $12.00
The gold Darwin Fish on a 8-ounce black glazed mug. Microwave proof and sure to stir up plenty of interest during the office coffee break. Give a toast to Darwin in this original DarwinFISH coffee cup.

(Due to the weight of this item, there is an additional shipping charge of $4.00 per mug)

M-WomenMug.png Well Behaved Women Mug Price: $12.00
Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History. Let them know that you, or that special woman in your life, intend to make history. This mug is sure to get admiring glances from friends and co-workers, and that's a good thing - isn't it?
M-BanBookMug.png Banned Books Mug Price: $12.00
Boldly displays the title of some the world's most famous banned books in history, from Galileo's Dialogo to Rushdie's Satanic Verses and 22 titles in between. Click on image for close-up and complete list of titles if you just can't wait to see what they are! Bet you'll be surprised by the number of classics on it...
M-GlobalWarmingMug.png Global Warming Mug Price: $12.00

Ever wondered what the world will look like after the polar ice caps have melted? Just pour in any hot liquid and watch the oceans rise 300 feet (100m). The original "Global Warming mug" shows you Florida, Louisiana and Mississippi slipping beneath the sea.
Note: Mug is NOT dishwasher safe! But it will last for years.

M-DarwinCrystalCube.gif Charles Darwin Crystal Optical Cube Price: $35.00
This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into a perfect crystal. It's an impressive 2.5 x 2.5 x 3" and is hefty, weighing in at almost 2 pounds. While it of course makes a convenient paperweight, it is a beautiful work of art that would do any scientist's, student's, or creative thinker's desk proud. Arrives in satin lined box ready to gift.
M-MendelCrystalCube.gif Gregor Mendel Crystal Optical Cube Price: $35.00
Gregor Mendel Crystal. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into a crystal. Whether you use it as a paperweight or an objet d'art, it is sure to make an impressive statement! For another view, click on the image. Arrives in satin lined box ready to gift. Dimensions: 2.5 x 2.5 x 3".
M-DNAWordsTie.png Scientific Terms DNA Tie, black with multi colors Price: $21.95
Scientific Terms DNA Tie. Your favorite science professor or family doctor will love this premium-quality, black tie. Both front and rear of the tie are covered in bold, colorful words related to DNA research, So many learning opportunities, too. Wearing this will make you the undisputed star of the faculty party!
M-DNA-Tie-in-box.gif Blue DNA Helix Neck Tie Price: $21.95
This clever DNA helix tie has been immensely popular! Even the God of Reason himself, Richard Dawkins, was snapped wearing it on his latest visit to Colorado Springs! Click on image to see his handsome self.
DNA science scientist tie formal gift man father grad cell division mitosis Mitosis Tie, Blue on Ivory Price: $21.95
Science comes to life! This clever tie actually depicts the various stages of cell division known as Mitosis. (This particular graphic represents stages for an onion.) Stunning.
M-NeckTieDNAblue.png DNA Neck Tie Price: $18.00
Here's a spiralling DNA molecule, represented in shiny silver vinyl on a top-quality, pale blue or black tie. Perfect for the science-supporting suit-wearer, and it looks especially good with your white lab coat!
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M-EvolveKeyChn.png Evolve Keychain pewter Price: $4.50
Now you can rattle your keys with our cool new EvolveFISH pewter keychain! It's a solid, chunky metal design that's guaranteed to survive earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, the next ice age, rigged elections, SUV rollovers, or your next local tea party! Dimensions: Approx. 2-1/2" x 3/4"
M-TenReasBeerGlassDETAIL.png Top Ten Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus Glass Price: $8.00
Our pint glass proudly proclaims, in easy to read type, just why beer is better than Jesus. Makes a great gift for those heathen, Atheist friends of yours, or for those Christian and Catholic relatives with a sense of humor! Also makes the perfect hostess gift at those holiday parties - sorry, beer not included!
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T-TenReasonsFRONT.png Ten Reasons Beer Is Better Than Jesus shirt Price: $20.00
Ten Reasons Beer Is Better Than Jesus shirt. Here's the son of god, kicking back on a Friday night, with a cold beer. But we Freethinkers prefer beer to any kind of religion, and the back of this 100% cotton shirt celebrates a few of the reasons why.
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Ten Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus Cozy Ten Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus Cozy Price: $5.00
The Ten Reasons Why Beer is Better than Jesus Can Cozy will help keep your beer cold on those hot summer days...or any day for that matter. This cool cozy feature an image of Jesus holding a bottle of beer as he too contemplates the reasons why beer is better than Jesus. It's sure to be a hit at your next party. Click the image for a list of the reasons.
M-DNAHelStat.gif DNA Helix Statue, 7 tall Price: $16.00
This charming 7" full color, high quality plastic statue makes a great desk accessory. Also would complement a science themed chotchke shelf.
E-EvoPatch.gif Evolve Patch Price: $5.00
The classic Evolve Fish complete with his wrench!Embroidered patch in classic neutral tones measures 4 x 1-1/5" (10.2cm x 3.8cm). Easy iron-on.
M-EarthCard.gif Earth Card with Charms Necklace Price: $7.50
This full-color card measures 5.5" x 4.25" (folded) and is a beautiful reminder to consider Mama Earth. Enclosed is a charm pendant with a .75" long turtle, a 1" long EARTH charm, and a colored bead and pearl. Makes a great gift for any activist friends or environmentally conscious relatives. Item hand made from lead-free safe pewter right here in Colorado!
M-DarwinMagneticFingerPup.gif Charles Darwin Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet Price: $6.00
On your finger, it's a puppet; on your fridge, it's a magnet! It's the Charles Darwin magnetic personality finger puppet. The finger puppet is 4 inches tall by about 4 inches wide (10 x 10 cm) and made of soft cloth.
M-DogMagFinP.gif Pavlov's Dog Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet Price: $6.00
Pavlov's Pet Puppy in Puppet Parallel. Pavlov's dog wants to go home to you. He is just salivating for the chance! Pavlov's dog for your fridge, file cabinet, or finger. Irresistably soft. Adopt one today!
M-ThankAtheistMouse.gif Thank God Im an Atheist Mousepad with Gel Wrist Rest Price: $12.00
Our newest mouse pad! Thank God I'm an Atheist stands out proudly against your choice of a black starry sky background or a blue swirl background. Ultra-comfy gel pad keeps your hand happy too!
M-FSMSilverKeychn.png FSM Keychain Silver Finish Price: $15.00
Here He is in all His noodly glory! Keychain measures a full 3" in length; the FSM token measures 1.5" x .5". Antique silver finish.
M-DNAHelixCube-box.jpg DNA Molecule Display Crystal Optical Cube Price: $35.95
An optically perfect crystal cube with a 3-dimensional DNA molecule etched into the center. The Self-Replicating Molecule DNA's structure is shown here, giving the location of the atoms and bonding in the two sugar-phosphate backbones and the central bases. Hydrogen bonds hold the bases (rungs) together. About thirty five base pairs are shown, which is a tiny fragment of a real gene. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. At 1.25" square by 3 3/4" tall it makes a convenient paperweight. This has many uses, perfect as a gift, great for classroom demonstrations, even better to just enjoy this work of art. This comes in a great presentation box.
M-H1N1OptCube.gif H1N1 Virus Crystal Optical Cube Price: $39.95
Ever wondered what the H1N1 virus really looks like? Wonder no more since here it is presented artistically as a beautiful virus. You can see the shape with the receptor sites sticking out. The protein coat is obvious - just a wonderful example of what this nasty virus really looks like. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. At 3" square, it makes a convenient paperweight. Any who sees this magnificent sculpture will be instantly drawn to it's beauty. One of a kind, this is something you will fall in love with at first sight.
M-ChromOptCube.gif Human Chromosome Crystal Optical Cube Price: $49.95
This is an optical cube of human chromosomes. This 80 mm x 80 mm (3.2 inches) solid glass cube contains as 46 human chromosomes. It is very heavy. The only one of its kind anywhere This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. At 3" square, it makes a convenient paperweight. Any who sees this magnificent sculpture will be instantly drawn to it's beauty. One of a kind, this is something you will fall in love with at first sight. This is modeled after actual scanning electron microscope (SEM) images of human chromsomes. These are the real thing. Click on the name or picture for more details.
S-WhenTeachLife.jpg When You Teach You Touch A Life Forever Sticker Price: $2.00
When You Teach You Touch A Life Forever Sticker. A good education is a priceless asset to carry through life. So here's a toast to our nation's teachers: unsung heroes all! Dimensions: 11-1/2" x 3"
S-304.gif If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher sticker Price: $2.00
Show your support for America's real heroes! Our underpaid, under-appreciated army of educators are treated with contempt by the G.O.P. and the talking heads of the right-wing media, so raise a cheer for them with this sticker!
Dimensions: 11-3/4 x 3 inches (29.8cm x 7.6cm)
B-IfYouCanRead.gif If You Can Read This Thank Your Teacher Button Price: $2.00
If You Can Read This Thank Your Teacher Button.
Dia: 1-3/4 (4.5cm). Political liberal button.
When You Teach touch life forever school education student learning button When You Teach button Price: $2.00
When You Teach You Touch a Life Forever button. Here's a button that celebrates America's real heroes - teachers!
Diameter 1-3/4"
M-DarMouse.gif Darwin Fish Mouse Pad Price: $9.00
At last, a Darwin Fish mouse pad. A royal blue sea for these Darwin FISH to swim in! How could your office buddies possibly take offense at one of these?
Dimensions: 8 x 7-1/2 inches (20cm x 19cm).
M-DNAStripedTie.png Striped Helix DNA Tie Price: $12.00
Three dimensional striped DNA helix tie. This tie has vibrant blue hues with a helix that truly stands out! Black and blue stripes with a blue helix which fades out on the top and bottom. Great gift for a science lover!
K-DevilsDictionaries.jpg The Devil's Dictionaries Price: $49.95
By Ambrose Bierce & Chaz Bufe.
RARE - this book is out of print and we only have one copy left. Great for a collector!
This much-expanded second edition of The Devil's Dictionaries combines the best 200+ definitions from Ambrose Bierce's classic The Devil's Dictionary with 500+ definitions from its best modern successor, Chaz Bufe's American Heretic's Dictionary (newly revised and expanded).
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